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-->--'''[[EnemyWithout Super Sonic]]''' to Ebony, ''ComicBook/SonicTheComic''

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-->--'''[[EnemyWithout -->-- '''[[EnemyWithout Super Sonic]]''' to Ebony, ''ComicBook/SonicTheComic''



-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Book Of Madness''

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-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension -->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Book Of Madness''



-->--''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction''

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-->--''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction''
-->-- ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction''



-->--''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', ''[[Recap/DragonsRidersOfBerkS2E10AViewToASkrillPart1 A View To A Skrill, Part 1]]''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', ''[[Recap/DragonsRidersOfBerkS2E10AViewToASkrillPart1 A View To A Skrill, Part 1]]''



'''Captain Cold''': Ha-ha it's true I did but here's the thing, [[CardCarryingVillain I'M A Criminal]], [[ILied and a lier]], and I hurt people and I rob them, what did you expect me to do not be what I am.
-->--''Series/TheFlash2014'', ''[[Recap/TheFlash2014S1E22RogueAir Rogue Air]]''

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'''Captain Cold''': Ha-ha it's true I did did, but here's the thing, [[CardCarryingVillain I'M A Criminal]], I'm a criminal]], [[ILied and a lier]], liar]], and I hurt people and I rob them, what did you expect me to do not be what I am.
-->--''Series/TheFlash2014'',
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-->-- ''Series/TheFlash2014'',
''[[Recap/TheFlash2014S1E22RogueAir Rogue Air]]''
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'''Captain Cold''': Ha-ha it's true I did but here's the thing, [[CardCarryingVillain I'M A Criminal,]] [[ILied and a lier,]] and I hurt people and I rob them, what did you expect me to do not be what I am.

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'''Captain Cold''': Ha-ha it's true I did but here's the thing, [[CardCarryingVillain I'M A Criminal,]] Criminal]], [[ILied and a lier,]] lier]], and I hurt people and I rob them, what did you expect me to do not be what I am.
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->''"I remember what Sonic said about me. He thought I'd turn back into an evil demon the moment I absorbed the Chaos Energy. [[HopeSpot Only you had any faith in me, Ebony... only you trusted me.]] But you know what...? ''You should have listened to Sonic!''"''
-->--'''[[EnemyWithout Super Sonic]]''' to Ebony, ''ComicBook/SonicTheComic''
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->'''Flash''': You gave me your word!\\
'''Captain Cold''': Ha-ha it's true I did but here's the thing, [[CardCarryingVillain I'M A Criminal,]] [[ILied and a lier,]] and I hurt people and I rob them, what did you expect me to do not be what I am.
-->--''Series/TheFlash2014'', ''[[Recap/TheFlash2014S1E22RogueAir Rogue Air]]''
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->''As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting''\\
''I will tell you what you want to hear, and not mean anything''\\
''Then I treat you like a dog as I shoot my venom in''\\
''You pretend you didn't know that I am a scorpion.''
-->-- Music/{{Megadeth}}, "The Scorpion"
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->'''Hiccup''': What happened here?\\
'''Mulch''': Well, we thought [[AxCrazy the Berserkers]] had hit an iceberg and so we came in to help... ''(deadpan)'' They attacked us.
-->--''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'', ''[[Recap/DragonsRidersOfBerkS2E10AViewToASkrillPart1 A View To A Skrill, Part 1]]''
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-> The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist...and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat saw some year ago today. No, you see, you don't know anything. You followed me hook-line and sinker, all of you did, and I'm not mad at you...I just feel sorry for you.

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-> The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist...and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary [[Wrestling/RickySteamboat Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat Steamboat]] saw some year ago today. No, you see, you don't know anything. You followed me hook-line and sinker, all of you did, and I'm not mad at you...I just feel sorry for you.
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->'''Emperor Tachyon''': Welcome home, my furry friend! The last time I saw Lombaxes on Fastoon, they were running with their tails between their legs!\\
'''Ratchet''': The Lombaxes ''raised'' you! How could you do this to them?\\
'''Emperor Tachyon''': Those filthy creatures [[DontYouDarePityMe had the]] ''[[DontYouDarePityMe gall]]'' [[DontYouDarePityMe to pity me]]! I spent ''years'' building an army large enough to lay waste to this infernal planet!
-->--''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction''
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->''Mages born with inverted Avatars have absolutely no compunction about using their enemies' weaknesses against them, and in dealing with [[EnfantTerrible widderslainte]], compassion is definitely [[VirtueIsAWeakness a weakness]]. There have been too many cases when a cabal on the verge of destroying a Nephandus was sweet-talked into showing pity because their would-be target "[[FreudianExcuse had been raised wrong]]" or "[[SympathyForTheDevil had never been shown what being good could be like]]." Showing mercy in circumstances like this is invariably repaid with blood and treachery. Widderslainte cannot be redeemed by anything short of an Oracle or an Archmage, and maybe not even by them - but there's always another sucker willing to try.''

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->''Mages born with inverted Avatars have absolutely no compunction about using their enemies' weaknesses against them, and in dealing with [[EnfantTerrible widderslainte]], compassion is definitely [[VirtueIsAWeakness [[VirtueIsWeakness a weakness]]. There have been too many cases when a cabal on the verge of destroying a Nephandus was sweet-talked into showing pity because their would-be target "[[FreudianExcuse had been raised wrong]]" or "[[SympathyForTheDevil had never been shown what being good could be like]]." Showing mercy in circumstances like this is invariably repaid with blood and treachery. Widderslainte cannot be redeemed by anything short of an Oracle or an Archmage, and maybe not even by them - but there's always another sucker willing to try.''
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->''Mages born with inverted Avatars have absolutely no compunction about using their enemies' weaknesses against them, and in dealing with [[EnfantTerrible widderslainte]], compassion is definitely [[VirtueIsAWeakness a weakness]]. There have been too many cases when a cabal on the verge of destroying a Nephandus was sweet-talked into showing pity because their would-be target "[[FreudianExcuse had been raised wrong]]" or "[[SympathyForTheDevil had never been shown what being good could be like]]." Showing mercy in circumstances like this is invariably repaid with blood and treachery. Widderslainte cannot be redeemed by anything short of an Oracle or an Archmage, and maybe not even by them - but there's always another sucker willing to try.''
->''For that, the widderslainte and their [[EldritchAbomination hungry masters]] are quite thankful.''
-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - The Book Of Madness''
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-->--'''[[AsTheGoodBookSays Matthew 7:6]]'''

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--> --'''''The Snake'''''

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--> -- ''Film/{{Halloween}}''

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--> -- ''Film/{{Halloween}}''
-->-- ''Film/{{Halloween 2007}}''



-->-- '''CMPunk'''

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-->-- '''CMPunk'''
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-->--'''Chakotay''' gives his opinion on working with the Borg, ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

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-->--'''Chakotay''' -->-- '''Chakotay''' gives his opinion on working with the Borg, ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''



-->--''''[[http://asitecalledfred.com/comics101/32.html Comic 101]]'''''

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-->--''''[[http://asitecalledfred.-->-- ''''[[http://asitecalledfred.com/comics101/32.html Comic 101]]'''''



-->--''Literature/AgathaHAndTheClockworkPrincess'' (a ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' novel)

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-->--''Literature/AgathaHAndTheClockworkPrincess'' -->-- ''Literature/AgathaHAndTheClockworkPrincess'' (a ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' novel)



-->- '''Freeza''', immediately after guilting Goku into ''saving his life'', ''Anime/DragonBallKai''

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-->- -->-- '''Freeza''', immediately after guilting Goku into ''saving his life'', ''Anime/DragonBallKai''



-->--'''Cordelia Chase''', ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "[[Recap/AngelS03E07Offspring Offspring]]"

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-->--'''Cordelia -->-- '''Cordelia Chase''', ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "[[Recap/AngelS03E07Offspring Offspring]]"


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--> -- ''Halloween''

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--> -- ''Halloween''
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->''"So, like the poor hen-thrush we shall feed and nurture the monster, and betray our own species. Odd, don't you think? We could drown a litter of kittens that is no sort of threat to us--but these creatures we shall carefully rear."''
-->-- '''Gordon Zellaby''', ''Literature/TheMidwichCuckoos''
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->''"It had all been a ruse. [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor Luthor]] was evil as ever, and this was his chance of a lifetime. '''[[CutLexLuthorACheck The man had cured cancer]]''', just to lull Franchise/{{Superman}} into a false sense of security. That, my friends, is evil. "''

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->''"It had all been a ruse. [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor [[ComicBook/LexLuthor Luthor]] was evil as ever, and this was his chance of a lifetime. '''[[CutLexLuthorACheck The man had cured cancer]]''', just to lull Franchise/{{Superman}} into a false sense of security. That, my friends, is evil. "''
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->''It was my fault, Angel. I felt sorry for [Darla]. She looked so helpless, like a [[MonsterIsAMommy mother]], that I forgot what she really was.''
-->--'''Cordelia Chase''', ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "[[Recap/AngelS03E07Offspring Offspring]]"

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->''"It had all been a ruse. [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor Luthor]] was evil as ever, and this was his chance of a lifetime. '''[[CutLexLuthorACheck The man had cured cancer]]''', just to lull {{Superman}} into a false sense of security. That, my friends, is evil. "''

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->''"It had all been a ruse. [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor Luthor]] was evil as ever, and this was his chance of a lifetime. '''[[CutLexLuthorACheck The man had cured cancer]]''', just to lull {{Superman}} Franchise/{{Superman}} into a false sense of security. That, my friends, is evil. "''


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->''I hate to gloat, but there's a lesson here on the virtue of mercy. Its only value is to your foe.''
-->- '''Freeza''', immediately after guilting Goku into ''saving his life'', ''Anime/DragonBallKai''
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->''"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you."''
-->--'''[[AsTheGoodBookSays Matthew 7:6]]'''
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->''"It had all been a ruse. [[LexLuthor Luthor]] was evil as ever, and this was his chance of a lifetime. '''[[CutLexLuthorACheck The man had cured cancer]]''', just to lull {{Superman}} into a false sense of security. That, my friends, is evil. "''

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->''"It had all been a ruse. [[LexLuthor [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor Luthor]] was evil as ever, and this was his chance of a lifetime. '''[[CutLexLuthorACheck The man had cured cancer]]''', just to lull {{Superman}} into a false sense of security. That, my friends, is evil. "''

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->'''Ismael Cruz:''' Mikey! I was good to you, Mikey...!
->'''Michael Myers:''' [Holds his head underwater repeatedly, then tossess him on the floor]
->'''Ismael Cruz:''' Mikey, please don't, buddy please, I was good to you, please, I'm your friend.
->'''Michael Myers:''' [Tears a TV off it's hinges, hesitates, then smashes Ismael]

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->'''Ismael Cruz:''' Mikey! I was good to you, Mikey...!
->'''Michael
! \\
'''Michael
Myers:''' [Holds his head underwater repeatedly, then tossess tosses him on the floor]
->'''Ismael
floor]\\
'''Ismael
Cruz:''' Mikey, please don't, buddy please, I was good to you, please, I'm your friend.
->'''Michael
friend.\\
'''Michael
Myers:''' [Tears a TV off it's hinges, hesitates, then smashes Ismael]


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->One day the Baron was out a-walking, when by the side of the road, he found two injured constructs.\\
They possessed the faces and torsos of beautiful women, and the bodies of deadly serpents.\\
"Help us, kind sir," the creatures begged.\\
"Of course," said the Baron. He took them to his castle, and patiently nursed them back to health.\\
And when they were both once again sleek and strong, the first one bit him with her deadly, poisonous fangs.\\
"Why did you do that?" screamed the second construct. "He helped us!"\\
The first construct shrugged. "He shouldn't be surprised. He knew we were monsters when he took us in."\\
"But we don't have to act like monsters," said the second. "I have chosen not to!"\\
"And that," said the Baron to the second construct as he revealed the armor beneath his clothing and drew forth his terrible sword, "Is why you will live."
-->--''Literature/AgathaHAndTheClockworkPrincess'' (a ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' novel)
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->''"It had all been a ruse. [[LexLuthor Luthor]] was evil as ever, and this was his chance of a lifetime. '''[[CutLexLuthorACheck The man had cured cancer]]''', just to lull {{Superman}} into a false sense of security. That, my friends, is evil. "''
-->--''''[[http://asitecalledfred.com/comics101/32.html Comic 101]]'''''
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->''"Brothers, the white people are like poisonous serpents: when chilled they are feeble and harmless, but invigorate them with warmth and they sting their benefactors to death."

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->''"Brothers, the white people are like poisonous serpents: when chilled they are feeble and harmless, but invigorate them with warmth and they sting their benefactors to death.""''
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->''"Brothers, the white people are like poisonous serpents: when chilled they are feeble and harmless, but invigorate them with warmth and they sting their benefactors to death."
-->-- '''Tecumseh'''
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-> Seasons change, tastes change... but people? People never change, and you delude yourself believing otherwise...
-->-- '''The Dark Prince''', ''PrinceOfPersia''

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-> Seasons ->''"Seasons change, tastes change... but people? People never change, and you delude yourself believing otherwise...
otherwise..."''
-->-- '''The Dark Prince''', ''PrinceOfPersia''
''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersiaTheTwoThrones''
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-->--'''Chakotay''' gives his opinion on working with the Borg, ''StarTrekVoyager''

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-->--'''Chakotay''' gives his opinion on working with the Borg, ''StarTrekVoyager''''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
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"I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my nature."\\

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"I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my nature."\\"
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->A scorpion was wandering along the bank of the river, wondering how to get to the other side. Suddenly he saw a fox. He asked the fox to take him on his back across the river.\\
The fox said, "No. If I do that, you'll sting me and I'll drown."\\
The scorpion assured him, "If I did that, we'd both drown."\\
So the fox thought about it and finally agreed. So the scorpion climbed up on his back and the fox began to swim. But halfway across the river, the scorpion stung him.\\
As the poison filled his veins, the fox turned to the scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown too."\\
"I couldn't help it," said the scorpion. "It's my nature."\\
-->--'''Chakotay''' gives his opinion on working with the Borg, ''StarTrekVoyager''
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-> What can change the nature of a man?
-->-- ''{{Planescape Torment}}''



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-> The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist...and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat saw some year ago today. No, you see, you don't know anything. You followed me hook-line and sinker, all of you did, and I'm not mad at you...I just feel sorry for you.
-->-- '''CMPunk'''
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->''"I saved you," cried the woman, "and you bit me, but why?''\\
''You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm gonna die."''\\
''"Oh, shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin,''\\
''"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." ''
--> --'''''The Snake'''''

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