History Quotes / TheDitz

->''"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"''

->''[[AC:He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.]]''
-->--'''SelfDemonstrating/{{GLaDOS}}''', VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}

-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II''

-->--'''{{GLaDOS}}''', VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}

-->-- '''Alex''', regarding [[RichBitch Sally Smedley]], ''DropTheDeadDonkey''

-->-- ''TokyoMewMewInANutshell''

-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}} Histeria!]]''

-->-- '''Eccles''', ''TheGoonShow''

-->-- ''TheGoonShow''

-->-- ''TheGoonShow''

->''"Yes!"''
-->-- '''Fred Fredburger''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''

-->-- ''CodeMENT''

-->-- '''Laharl''', {{Disgaea}}

-->-- ''{{Blackadder}} II''

->''"That King, although noone denies''\\
''"His heart was of abnormal size,''\\
''"Yet he'd have acted otherwise''\\
''"If he'd have been acuter."''
-->-- '''Don Alhambra''', ''[[GilbertAndSullivan The Gondoliers]]''

-->-- '''Patrick Star''', '' [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob Squarepants]]

-->-- '''[[TropeNamer Ralph Wiggum]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-> '''Marten:''' Aw, well Raven's nice, but... I think she's like, a savant who hasn't found out what her one preternatural talent is, y'know?
-> '''Tai:''' Is the amount of talent proportional to the amount of idiocy the savant otherwise displays? 'Cuz if so, she's gonna turn on the Weather Channel one day and spontaneously fix global warming.

->''"Vain ''and'' stupid. Girl power!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Posh Spice in ''SpiceWorld''.

--> -- '''''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'''''

--> '''One/Zero:''' Suzaku, listen! It's me!
--> '''Suzaku:''' No, it is not! Because I'm me! And that makes you not me!
--> '''One/Zero:''' What the f***?
-->--''CodeMENT''

-->-- '''Tiffany Thongbiscuit''' on the "Old Hollywood" look."''

-''">You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."''

-->--''{{Blackadder}} II''


-> '''L''': Oh, it's nothing. Matsuda is being stupid again.
-> '''Light''': Well, that ''is'' his specialty.

-> '''Marten''': Aw, well Raven's nice, but... I think she's like, a savant who hasn't found out what her one preternatural talent is, y'know?
-> '''Tai''': Is the amount of talent proportional to the amount of idiocy the savant otherwise displays? 'Cuz if so, she's gonna turn on the Weather Channel one day and spontaneously fix global warming.
-->-- ''QuestionableContent''

-> ''"I think nothing, my lord."''
-->-- '''Ophelia''', ''{{Hamlet}}''

-->--'''Laharl''', {{Disgaea}}

->You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

->''"So everyone is talking about "old" Hollywood, which I think is basically like regular Hollywood, except it's wrinkly and smells like mothballs and metamucil. The best way to get this look is to have your grandma sit on your clothes for awhile and then you can wear them!"
-->--'''Tiffany Thongbiscuit''' on the "Old Hollywood" look."''

-->--'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on Posh Spice in ''SpiceWorld''.

-->--'''Don Alhambra''', ''[[GilbertAndSullivan The Gondoliers]]''


->''"You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes"''
-->--'''Patrick Star''', '' [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob Squarepants]]

-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum''' (while playing "Duck, Duck, Goose" ''with the furniture'')

-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum'''

-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum'''

-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum'''

-->-- '''JohnnyBravo'''

->'''Lucky Bob''': I spy, something that begins with the letter "B".\\
'''Cho-Cho''': Blinking lights?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': Nope.\\
'''Cho-Cho''': Big moon outside window?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': No.\\
'''Cho-Cho''': Black darkness of deep outer space?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': No.\\
'''Cho-Cho''': A bagel?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': No.\\
'''Cho-Cho''': A blitz?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': No.\\
'''Caption''': 55 HOURS LATER\\
'''Cho-Cho''': A bupka?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': No.\\
'''Cho-Cho''': Big Fat Flying Baby?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': No.\\
'''Cho-Cho''': A Bob who is lucky?\\
'''Lucky Bob''': Uh... no.\\
'''Cho-Cho''': Bursting blood vessels in the astronauts' necks?\\
'''Astronauts''': TELL HER ALREADY!!\\
'''Sammy Melman''': WHAT DO YOU SPY THAT BEGINS WITH A "B"?!!\\
'''Lucky Bob''': Chocolate!

-->-- '''Fred Fredburger''', ''TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''

-->-- ''[[RenAndStimpy The Ren and Stimpy Show]]''

'''Seagoon''': How did you get that lump on your head?\\
'''Eccles''': I just dived in the Serpentine!\\
'''Seagoon''': Didn't you know it was filled with solid concrete?\\
'''Eccles''': No, but I know now. In any case, I wouldn't dare dive in a pool with water in it.\\
'''Seagoon''': Why not?\\
'''Eccles''': Can't swim!

->'''Frat Alien''': My dad paid for this hole and this hole is named after my dad!\\
'''Master Shake''': Maybe that's why it's called ''Ass''!\\
'''Meatwad''': Is it really called Ass?\\
'''Shake''': I don't know, I'm shooting my mouth off!

->'''Eccles''': Land ahead!\\

'''Eccles''': I shoulda said that sooner.

'''Zangief''': Quick! Change the channel!
-->-- ''StreetFighter: TheMovie''

-> '''Zim''': Um, is it supposed to be stupid?\\
'''Purple''': It's not stupid, it's ''advaaaaaaaaanced''.
-->-- ''InvaderZim'', concerning [[RobotBuddy GIR]]

->'''Caboose''': Last time I was shot, I got a Purple Heart. Yeah, uh, I hope this time, I get a Purple Lung. You see eventually I, I hope to build an entire Purple Person. And we will be best friends.\\
'''Tucker''': Maybe you should ask for a Purple ''Brain''.
->'''Caboose''': You're just jealous, 'cause you have no friends!
-->-- ''RedVsBlue''

--> '''One/Zero''': Suzaku, listen! It's me!
--> '''Suzaku''': No, it is not! Because I'm me! And that makes you not me!
--> '''One/Zero''': What the f***?

-> '''L''': Oh, its nothing. Matsuda is being stupid again.

-->-- ''DeathNote''

->''"So everyone is talking about ''old'' Hollywood, which I think is basically like regular Hollywood, except it's wrinkly and smells like mothballs and metamucil. The best way to get this look is to have your grandma sit on your clothes for awhile and then you can wear them!"

-->--'''Patrick Star''', '' [[SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob Squarepants]]

-->-- '''[[TropeNamer Ralph Wiggum]]''', ''TheSimpsons''

-->-- '''Fighter''', ''EightBitTheater''

-->-- '''Squidward Tentacles''', ''SpongebobSquarepants''

-->-- ''AquaTeenHungerForce [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Zombie Ninja Pro-Am]]''

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->''"That King, although noone denies''//
''"His heart was of abnormal size,''//
''"Yet he'd have acted otherwise''//

->''"That King, although noone denies//
"His heart was of abnormal size,//
"Yet he'd have acted otherwise//
"If he'd have been acuter."

-> '''Ophelia''': I think nothing, my lord.
-->-- ''{{Hamlet}}''

->-- '''Edward Flaherty'''

->"So everyone is talking about OLD Hollywood, which I think is basically like regular Hollywood, except it's wrinkly and smells like mothballs and metamucil. The best way to get this look is to have your grandma sit on your clothes for awhile and then you can wear them!"
--> '''Tiffany Thongbiscuit''' on the "Old Hollywood" look.

->"Vain ''and'' stupid. Girl power!"
-->'''TheNostalgiaChick''', on [[SpiceWorld Posh Spice]].

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--> Tiffany Thongbiscuit on the "Old Hollywood" look.