Line #65 Quotes/TheDitz


1	Quotes related to '''TheDitz'''.
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3	!!Quotes:
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5	[[foldercontrol]]
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7	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
8	-> '''L:''' Oh, it's nothing. Matsuda is being stupid again. \
9	'''Light:''' Well, that ''is'' his specialty.
10	-->-- ''Manga/DeathNote''
11
12	-> ''You never have a thought in your head, do you, Usagi-chan? The instant you de-transform, your intelligence takes a nosedive.
13	-->-- '''Rei Hino''', ''Manga/SailorMoon''
14	[[/folder]]
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16	[[folder:Film]]
17	->''[a truck full of explosives is rolling down a hill towards the campe, while also being broadcast on the tv]''\
18	'''Zangief:''' Quick! Change the channel!
19	-->-- ''Film/StreetFighter: TheMovie''
20
21	->'''Jenna''': What are you doing?\
22	'''Misty''': I'm calling the police - they'll send the cops!\
23	'''Jenna''': They're the same thing!\
24	'''Misty''': Uh-uh! The cops rescue you, like on [[Series/Cops1989 that TV show]]!
25	-->--''Film/{{Hatchet}}''
26
27	->''"Are you sure the number is 9-1-1? If it's the South, maybe you have to type in a different area code."''
28	-->--'''Misty''', ''Film/{{Hatchet}}''
29	[[/folder]]
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31	[[folder:Literature]]
32	->''You remember Emmily--she was very sweet and we all loved her, but she was not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Emmily wasn't even the sharpest spoon in the drawer. Most of the time, Emmily wasn't even in the drawer at all. She was lost somewhere in the bottom of the dishwasher.''
33	-->--'''Jamie Kelly''', ''Literature/DearDumbDiary''
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35	-> Ning Yingying’s role as a female character wasn’t just to be lovable and cute but also to dig her own grave and be a burden.\
36	In the original work, the number of plot twists caused by her sudden disappearances, blunders, or other messes, had allowed Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky to drag out the plot for hundreds of chapters.
37	-->-- ''Literature/TheScumVillainsSelfSavingSystemRenZhaFanpaiZijiuXitong''
38	[[/folder]]
39
40	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
41	->''"Do you even understand what is going on here, or is the whole world just colours and shapes and the occasional noise in your head?"''
42	-->-- '''Patrick''', ''Series/DeadSet''
43
44	->''"She was expelled from the National Union of Bimbos for being too dim."''
45	-->-- '''Alex''', regarding [[RichBitch Sally Smedley]], ''Series/DropTheDeadDonkey''
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47	->'''Rose:''' Can I ask a dumb question?\
48	'''Dorothy:''' Better than anyone I know.
49	-->-- ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''
50	[[/folder]]
51
52	[[folder:Radio]]
53	->''"Shut up Eccles! Shut up Eccles! Shut up Eccles! Oh, that's me!"''
54	-->-- '''Eccles''', ''Radio/TheGoonShow''
55
56	->''(The Serpentine has been drained and filled with concrete)''\
57	'''Seagoon:''' How did you get that lump on your head?\
58	'''Eccles:''' I just dived in the Serpentine!\
59	'''Seagoon:''' Didn't you know it was filled with solid concrete?\
60	'''Eccles:''' No, but I know now. In any case, I wouldn't dare dive in a pool with water in it.\
61	'''Seagoon:''' Why not?\
62	'''Eccles:''' Can't swim!
63	-->-- ''Radio/TheGoonShow''
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65	->'''Eccles:''' Land ahead!\
66	''[Drawn-out sound of seagoing prison crashing up onto the shore]''\
67	'''Eccles:''' I shoulda said that sooner.
68	-->-- ''Radio/TheGoonShow''
69	[[/folder]]
70
71	[[folder:Theatre]]
72	->''"I think nothing, my lord."''
73	-->-- '''Ophelia''', ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''
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75	->''"That King, although noone denies\
76	His heart was of abnormal size,\
77	Yet he'd have acted otherwise\
78	If he'd have been acuter."''
79	-->-- '''Don Alhambra''', Creator/GilbertAndSullivan: ''Theatre/TheGondoliers''
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81	->''"My name is Karen. I may not be smart. ({{beat}}) That's it. "''
82	-->-- '''Karen''', ''Theatre/{{MeanGirls}}''
83	[[/folder]]
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85	[[folder:Video Games]]
86	->''"Aren't you happy, Flonne? We finally found somebody dumber than you!"''
87	-->-- '''Laharl''', ''VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness''
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89	->''[[AC:He's not just [[IdiotBall a regular moron]]. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose of building]]'' [[AC:the DUMBEST moron who EVER lived.]]
90	-->--'''SelfDemonstrating/{{GLaDOS}}''', about [[spoiler: '''Wheatley''']], VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}
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92	->'''Frat Alien:''' My dad paid for this hole and this hole is named after my dad!\
93	'''Master Shake:''' Maybe that's why it's called ''Ass''!\
94	'''Meatwad:''' Is it really called Ass?\
95	'''Shake:''' I don't know, I'm shooting my mouth off!
96	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Zombie Ninja Pro-Am]]''
97	[[/folder]]
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99	[[folder:Webcomics]]
100	->'''Marten:''' Aw, well Raven's nice, but... I think she's like, a savant who hasn't found out what her one preternatural talent is, y'know?\
101	'''Tai:''' Is the amount of talent proportional to the amount of idiocy the savant otherwise displays? 'Cuz if so, she's gonna turn on the Weather Channel one day and spontaneously fix global warming.
102	-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
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104	->''"I like swords."''
105	-->-- '''Fighter''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
106	[[/folder]]
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108	[[folder:Web Original]]
109	->''"Vain '''and''' stupid. Girl power!"''
110	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Posh Spice in ''Film/SpiceWorld''.
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112	->''"Don't mind him. He was dropped on his head at birth and infected with a happy virus during childhood."''
113	-->-- ''WebVideo/TokyoMewMewInANutshell''
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115	->'''Caboose:''' Last time I was shot, I got a Purple Heart. Yeah, uh, I hope this time, I get a Purple Lung. You see eventually I, I hope to build an entire Purple Person. And we will be best friends.\
116	'''Tucker:''' Maybe you should ask for a Purple ''Brain''.
117	->'''Caboose:''' You're just jealous, 'cause you have no friends!
118	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
119
120	->'''One/Zero:''' Suzaku, listen! It's me!\
121	'''Suzaku:''' No, it is not! Because I'm me! And that makes you not me!\
122	'''One/Zero:''' What the f***?
123	-->-- ''WebVideo/CodeMENT''
124	[[/folder]]
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126	[[folder:Western Animation]]
127	->''"You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes."''
128	-->-- '''Patrick Star''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''
129
130	->''"Me fail English? That's [[IResembleThatRemark unpossible!]]"''
131	-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
132
133	->''"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."''
134	-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum''' (while playing "Duck, Duck, Goose" ''with the furniture''), ''The Simpsons''
135
136	->''"When he grows up, I want to be like me!"''
137	-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum''', ''The Simpsons''
138
139	->''"I can taste it with my sniff sniff!"''
140	-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum''', ''The Simpsons''
141
142	->''"My cat's breath smells like cat food."''
143	-->-- '''Ralph Wiggum''', ''The Simpsons''
144
145	->''"With these stool wings, I'll fly to the banana!"''
146	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'''
147
148	->'''Lucky Bob:''' I spy, something that begins with the letter "B".\
149	'''Cho-Cho:''' Blinking lights?\
150	'''Lucky Bob:''' Nope.\
151	'''Cho-Cho:''' Big moon outside window?\
152	'''Lucky Bob:''' No.\
153	'''Cho-Cho:''' Black darkness of deep outer space?\
154	'''Lucky Bob:''' No.\
155	'''Cho-Cho:''' A bagel?\
156	'''Lucky Bob:''' No.\
157	'''Cho-Cho:''' A blitz?\
158	'''Lucky Bob:''' No.\
159	'''Caption:''' 55 HOURS LATER\
160	'''Cho-Cho:''' A bupka?\
161	'''Lucky Bob:''' No.\
162	'''Cho-Cho:''' Big Fat Flying Baby?\
163	'''Lucky Bob:''' No.\
164	'''Cho-Cho:''' A Bob who is lucky?\
165	'''Lucky Bob:''' Uh... no.\
166	'''Cho-Cho:''' Bursting blood vessels in the astronauts' necks?\
167	'''Astronauts:''' TELL HER ALREADY!!\
168	'''Sammy Melman:''' WHAT DO YOU SPY THAT BEGINS WITH A "B"?!!\
169	'''Lucky Bob:''' Chocolate!
170	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''
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172	->''"If I had one dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."''
173	-->-- '''Squidward Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''
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175	->''"And now it's time for ''Ask Dr. Stupid''!"''
176	-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy The Ren and Stimpy Show]]''
177
178	-> '''Zim:''' Um, is it supposed to be stupid?\
179	'''Purple:''' It's not stupid, it's ''advaaaaaaaaanced''.
180	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'', concerning [[RobotBuddy GIR]]
181
182	->'''Brain:''' Pinky, your complete inability to grasp the sublime is deeply sublime in and of itself.\
183	'''Pinky:''' Oh, Brain, I love it when you say things about me that I don't understand. [[VerbalTic Poit.]]
184	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain''
185	[[/folder]]
186
187	[[folder:Real Life]]
188	->''"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."''
189	-->-- '''Edward Flaherty'''
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191	->''"So everyone is talking about "old" Hollywood, which I think is basically like regular Hollywood, except it's wrinkly and smells like mothballs and metamucil. The best way to get this look is to have your grandma sit on your clothes for awhile and then you can wear them!"''
192	-->-- '''Tiffany Thongbiscuit''' on the "Old Hollywood" look.
193	[[/folder]]
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