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-> Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state -\\
then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait!\\
The Earth began to cool - the autotrophs began to drool -\\

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-> Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state -\\
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The Earth began to cool - cool, the autotrophs began to drool -\\drool,\\



-> Math, science history - unraveling the mysteries\\

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-> Math, science science, history - unraveling the mysteries\\
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-> The whole universe was in a hot, dense state -\\

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-> The Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state -\\



neanderthals developed tools, we built the wall

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neanderthals Neanderthals developed tools, we built the walla wall!



-> Math, science history - unraveling the mystery\\
It all started with a Big ...

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-> Math, science history - unraveling the mystery\\
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all started with a Big ...the Big Bang!
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'''Sheldon:''' [[WhereItAllBegan And my two dearest friends in the world,]] [[TheChick Penny Hofstadter]]...\\

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'''Sheldon:''' [[WhereItAllBegan And my two dearest friends in the world,]] [[TheChick [[GirlNextDoor Penny Hofstadter]]...\\
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'''Sheldon:''' [[InsufferableGenius I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. Nothing could be further from the truth.]] [[ThePowerOfFriendship I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. I'd like to ask them to stand.]] [[HollywoodDateless Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali.]]\\

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'''Sheldon:''' [[InsufferableGenius I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. Nothing could be further from the truth.]] [[ThePowerOfFriendship I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. I'd like to ask them to stand.]] [[HollywoodDateless [[FunnyForeigner Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali.]]\\



'''Sheldon:''' [[PerpetualSmiler Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski Wolowitz.]]\\

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'''Sheldon:''' [[PerpetualSmiler [[CuteButCacophonic Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski Wolowitz.]]\\



'''Sheldon:''' [[SicklyNeuroticGeek And Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.]]\\

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'''Sheldon:''' [[SicklyNeuroticGeek And and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.]]\\



'''Sheldon:''' [[CallBack I was there the moment Leonard and Penny met. He said to me that their babies would be smart and beautiful.]] [[CannotKeepASecret And now that they're expecting, I have no doubt that that will be the case.]]\\

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'''Sheldon:''' [[CallBack I was there the moment Leonard and Penny met. ]] [[BookEnds He said to me that their babies would be smart and beautiful.]] [[CannotKeepASecret And now that they're expecting, I have no doubt that that will be the case.]]\\
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->'''Sheldon:''' [[ItsAllAboutMe I have a very long and somewhat self-centered speech here.]] [[BaitAndSwitch But I'd like to set it aside.]]\\
'''Penny!''' Whoo!\\
'''Raj:''' Way to go!\\
''[Leonard, Penny, Howard, Bernadette and Raj cheer at this change.]''\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[SoProudOfYou Because this honor doesn't just belong to me. I wouldn't be up here if it weren't for some very important people in my life. Beginning with my mother, father, meemaw, brother and sister.]] [[TrueCompanions And my other family, who I'm so happy to have here with us.]] [[MoodWhiplash Is that]] Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer?\\
''[Creator/SarahMichelleGellar [[TheCameo can only wave]] at Sheldon, who does the same thing while Raj grins.]''\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[InsufferableGenius I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. Nothing could be further from the truth.]] [[ThePowerOfFriendship I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. I'd like to ask them to stand.]] [[HollywoodDateless Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali.]]\\
''[Raj stands up.]''\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[PerpetualSmiler Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski Wolowitz.]]\\
''[Bernadette stands up.]''\\
'''Sheldon:''' ''[[CharacterDevelopment Astronaut]]'' [[CasanovaWannabe Howard Wolowitz.]]\\
''[Howard stands up.]''\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[WhereItAllBegan And my two dearest friends in the world,]] [[TheChick Penny Hofstadter]]...\\
''[Penny stands up.]''\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[SicklyNeuroticGeek And Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.]]\\
''[Leonard stands up.]''\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[CallBack I was there the moment Leonard and Penny met. He said to me that their babies would be smart and beautiful.]] [[CannotKeepASecret And now that they're expecting, I have no doubt that that will be the case.]]\\
'''Penny:''' ''(Tearfully)'' [[MySecretPregnancy Thanks, Sheldon. I- I haven't told my parents yet, but thanks!]]\\
'''Sheldon:''' [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou Oh. Um... sorry. Don't tell anyone that last thing! That's a secret!]] [[PlatonicDeclarationOfLove Howard, Bernadette, Raj, Penny, Leonard, I apologise if I haven't been the friend you deserve. But I want you to know in my way, I love you all. And I love you. Thank you.]]
-->-- '''Sheldon Cooper's''' Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech, "The Stockholm Syndrome"



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->"EVERY JOKE IS EXACTLY THE SAME. Most of the time, it's either 'Aquaman is a bad superhero' or 'Sheldon likes to sit in a particular chair.' Failing that, they just shoehorn in the titles of a load of things nerdy people like and press play on the laugh track."
-->-- "[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 The Big Bang Theory is not funny"]], '''The Tab'''

->"The show masquerades as something written for nerds, but its nerdy jokes are so thin and so painstakingly explained that it comes across as 'haha look at these nerds, they're so ''different'' to normal people.'"
-->-- "[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 The Big Bang Theory is not funny]]", '''The Tab'''
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-->-- '''[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 "The Big Bang Theory is not funny"]], The Tab

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-->-- '''[[https://thetab."[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 "The The Big Bang Theory is not funny"]], The Tab
'''The Tab'''



-->-- '''[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 "The Big Bang Theory is not funny"]], The Tab

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-->-- '''[[https://thetab."[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 "The The Big Bang Theory is not funny"]], The Tab
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->"EVERY JOKE IS EXACTLY THE SAME. Most of the time, it's either 'Aquaman is a bad superhero' or 'Sheldon likes to sit in a particular chair.' Failing that, they just shoehorn in the titles of a load of things nerdy people like and press play on the laugh track."
-->-- '''[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 "The Big Bang Theory is not funny"]], The Tab

->"The show masquerades as something written for nerds, but its nerdy jokes are so thin and so painstakingly explained that it comes across as 'haha look at these nerds, they're so ''different'' to normal people.'"
-->-- '''[[https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/11/big-bang-theory-not-funny-37279 "The Big Bang Theory is not funny"]], The Tab
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->'''Leonard:''' Okay, well, I'm an experimental physicist at Caltech. Most of my research involves high powered lasers. Oh, and I just got a government grant to see if they can be used to knock out incoming ballistic missiles.\\
'''Penny:''' Wow! Can they?\\
'''Leonard:''' Oh God no! ([[{{Beat}} long pause]]) But [[OnlyInItForTheMoney the money's good]]... and I used the equipment to build my own BatSignal.
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'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[Franchise/{{Spider-Man}} Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man]]. The [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\

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'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[Franchise/{{Spider-Man}} [[Franchise/SpiderMan Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man]]. The [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\
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->'''Howard''': Yeah, but who would want to be ''Rat-Man''

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->'''Howard''': Yeah, but who would want to be ''Rat-Man''''Rat-Man''?
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->'''Howard''': Why is that disappointing?
->'''Raj''': You know, guy gets bitten by a radioactive animal, you kinda hope he gets superpowers.
->'''Howard''': Yeah, but who would want to be ''Rat-Man''
->'''Raj''': Who wouldn't? You can squeeze through tiny holes, finish a maze in nothing flat! And the best part is, you could be my sidekick, Mouse-Boy!
->'''Howard''': Mouse-Boy?
->'''Raj''': You don't like it? How about, Kid Vermin?
->'''Howard''': No, if we had superpowers, you would be the sidekick, not me!
->'''Raj''': No way!
->'''Howard''': Leonard, between the two of us, who would obviously be the sidekick?
->('''Beat''')
->'''Leonard''': 8 years after high school, and I'm still at the nerd table...
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->'''Sheldon [waking Leonard up in the middle of the night, holding up a laptop]''': Leonard, do you know what this is?
->'''Leonard''': The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?


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->'''Sheldon''': Well, I hope you're happy, Penny. It is because of you that I now have a criminal record. It is because of you that I now have 10 demerit points on a license I have yet to acquire, and it is because of you that I missed out on getting gelato with Stan Lee.
->'''Penny''': Well, maybe you'll have another chance to...
->'''Sheldon''': No, I won't have another chance to have gelato with Stan Lee, because opportunities to have gelato with Stan Lee come but once in a lifetime. The moving finger writes, and having writ, moves on.
->'''[Sheldon raises his finger dramatically, puts it down, and stalks off angrily]'''
->'''Penny''': ...Did he just give me the finger?
->'''Howard''': Not just any finger - the moving finger!!


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->'''Sheldon''': Leonard, why are you never on my side?
->'''Leonard''': Because I can never understand your side!
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'''Howard:''' I'm going to press play, I mean it! Come on, we gotta hurry up and watch it before GeorgeLucas [[ReCut changes it again]].

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'''Howard:''' I'm going to press play, I mean it! Come on, we gotta hurry up and watch it before GeorgeLucas Creator/GeorgeLucas [[ReCut changes it again]].
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-->--from '''TheOnion [=AVClub's=]''' review of episode 3x12, "The Psychic Vortex"

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-->--from '''TheOnion [=AVClub's=]''' '''Website/AVClub's''' review of episode 3x12, "The Psychic Vortex"
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Nothing to do with Sherlock Holmes


A candle without a wick, a [[Series/SherlockHolmes Watson without a Crick]], I'd be one of [[LimitedWardrobe my outfits without a dickie]],\\

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A candle without a wick, a [[Series/SherlockHolmes Watson [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Watson Watson]] without a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Crick Crick]], I'd be one of [[LimitedWardrobe my outfits without a dickie]],\\



I'd be ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'' and ''Film/TheAvengers'' without Creator/JossWhedon.\\
I'd speak a lot more [[StarTrek Klingon]], "[[ConLang Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam]]."

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I'd be ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'' and ''Film/TheAvengers'' ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'' without Creator/JossWhedon.\\
I'd speak a lot more [[StarTrek Klingon]], "[[ConLang [[NerdsSpeakKlingon Klingon, "ConLang Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam]]."
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I'd speak a lot more [[StarTrek Klingon]], "[[{{Fictionary}} Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam]]."

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I'd speak a lot more [[StarTrek Klingon]], "[[{{Fictionary}} "[[ConLang Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam]]."
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->If I didn't have you, life would be blue, I'd be ''Series/DoctorWho'' without the TARDIS,\\
A candle without a wick, a [[Series/SherlockHolmes Watson without a Crick]], I'd be one of [[LimitedWardrobe my outfits without a dickie]],\\
I'd be cheese without the mac, [[Creator/SteveJobs Jobs]] without the [[Creator/SteveWozniak Wozniak]],\\
[[MotorMouth I'd be exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator that make it much harder to crack]].\\
I'd be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com, and I'd probably still live with my mom.
-->(chorus) And he's probably still live with his mom.
->Ever since I met you, you turned my world around. You supported all my dreams and all my hopes.\\
You're like uranium 235 and I'm uranium 238... almost inseparable isotopes.\\
I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get from the moment that I met you, Bernadette.\\
If I didn't have you, life would be dreary, I'd be string theory without any string.\\
I'd be binary code without a one, cathode tube ray tube without an electron gun.\\
I'd be ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'' and ''Film/TheAvengers'' without Creator/JossWhedon.\\
I'd speak a lot more [[StarTrek Klingon]], "[[{{Fictionary}} Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam]]."
-->(chorus) And he'd definitely still live with his mom.
-> Ever since I met you, you turned my world around. You're my best friend and my lover.\\
We're like changing electric and magnetic fields: you can't have one without the other.\\
I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get, from the moment that I met you Bernadette.\\
(All together) Oh we couldn't have imagined, how good our lives would get,\\
from the moment that we met you Bernadette.
-->- ''If I Didn't Have You (Bernadette'sSong)'', "The Romance Resonance"
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->'''Mrs. Cooper:''' [Sheldon]'s like a baby deer, you gotta let him come to you.

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'''Sheldon''': ''({{beat}})'' ...screwed?\\
'''Leonard''': There you go.

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'''Sheldon''': ''({{beat}})'' ...screwed?\\
screwed!\\
'''Leonard''': There you go.
go.\\
''(later)''\\
'''Sheldon''': I don't wanna be attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis!\\
'''Amy''': ''(immediately -- no beat needed)'' In what way are you screwed?!


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->'''Sheldon''': At the last department party, Professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for forty-five minutes.\\
'''Leonard''': Yes, I was there.\\
'''Sheldon''': You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?\\
'''Leonard''': What?\\
'''Sheldon''': Nothing.
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->'''Howard''': Is it fair that girls like confident, normal guys instead of us weirdos?\\
'''Raj''': Yes, I've ALWAYS found that totally unfair!
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-> '''Barry''': Siwi can you wecommend a westewaunt?\\
'''Siri''': Sorry Bawwy, i do not recognise the phrase "Wecommend a westerwaunt."
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->"This plotline gets extra props for featuring an extended riff on the novel {{Flatland}}, which makes this probably the only show I cover that could even ''possibly'' have an extended riff on the novel Flatland."

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->"This plotline gets extra props for featuring an extended riff on the novel {{Flatland}}, ''Literature/{{Flatland}}'', which makes this probably the only show I cover that could even ''possibly'' have an extended riff on the novel Flatland.''Flatland''."
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'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[{{Spider-Man}} Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man]]. The [[{{Shazam}} Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\

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'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[{{Spider-Man}} [[Franchise/{{Spider-Man}} Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man]]. The [[{{Shazam}} [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\
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->'''Penny''': Okay shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick somebody off ''AmericasNextTopModel''.\\

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->'''Penny''': Okay shh, Tyra Banks Creator/TyraBanks is about to kick somebody off ''AmericasNextTopModel''.''Series/AmericasNextTopModel''.\\
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'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!

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'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!
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'''Leonard''': Because the cafeteria doesn't have little packets of methamphetamines.

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'''Leonard''': (Has been up late) Because the cafeteria doesn't have little packets of methamphetamines.
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->'''Raj''': Why are you putting so much sugar in your coffee?\\
'''Leonard''': Because the cafeteria doesn't have little packets of methamphetamines.
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'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[{{Spider-Man}} Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man]]. The [[{{Shazam}} Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\

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'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[FantasticFour [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[{{Spider-Man}} Dr. Octopus to my Spider-Man]]. The [[{{Shazam}} Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\
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'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play ''TabeltopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!

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'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play ''TabeltopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' ''TabletopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!

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