Follow TV Tropes

Following

History Quotes / TheBigBangTheory

Go To

OR

Added: 73

Changed: 28

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None



to:

->'''Sheldon''': Penny....\\
'''Penny''': (annoyed) What?\\
'''Sheldon''': Please don't hurt my friend.



----

to:

----
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''WilWheaton:''' What is ''wrong'' with him?\\
'''Creator/Stuart:''' [[WMG/TheBigBangTheory Everyone has a different theory.]]

to:

'''WilWheaton:''' '''Creator/WilWheaton:''' What is ''wrong'' with him?\\
'''Creator/Stuart:''' '''Stuart:''' [[WMG/TheBigBangTheory Everyone has a different theory.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--> - '''BarenakedLadies''', "The History of Everything", the show's opening theme

-> '''WilWheaton:''' Did [Sheldon] just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?\\

to:

--> - '''BarenakedLadies''', '''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "The History of Everything", the show's opening theme

-> '''WilWheaton:''' '''Creator/WilWheaton:''' Did [Sheldon] just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?\\



'''Stuart:''' [[WMG/TheBigBangTheory Everyone has a different theory.]]

to:

'''Stuart:''' '''Creator/Stuart:''' [[WMG/TheBigBangTheory Everyone has a different theory.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''Sheldon''': ''({{beat}})'' ...screwed!

to:

'''Sheldon''': ''({{beat}})'' ...screwed!
screwed?\\
'''Leonard''': There you go.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play ''DungeonsAndDragons'' then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!

to:

'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play ''DungeonsAndDragons'' ''TabeltopGames/DungeonsAndDragons'' then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!



->'''Raj:''' Come on Sheldon, it's ''StarWars''.\\

to:

->'''Raj:''' Come on Sheldon, it's ''StarWars''.''Franchise/StarWars''.\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''Penny''': Who's {{Radiohead}}?\\

to:

'''Penny''': Who's {{Radiohead}}?\\Music/{{Radiohead}}?\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

->'''Penny''': Okay shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick somebody off ''AmericasNextTopModel''.\\
'''Sheldon''': Excuse me Penny, but we're-\\
'''Leonard''': No, don't tell her...\\
'''Sheldon''': ...playing Klingon Boggle.\\
'''Leonard''': Aaaw...\\
'''Howard''': What do you mean "aaaw", like she didn't know we were nerds?

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--> - '''Opening Theme'''

to:

--> - '''Opening Theme'''
'''BarenakedLadies''', "The History of Everything", the show's opening theme
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--> - Opening Theme

to:

--> - Opening Theme
'''Opening Theme'''



-->Sheldon: ''Pilot'' (To Leonard regarding his chances with Penny while she, Raj and Howard are in the car)

to:

-->Sheldon: -->'''Sheldon''': ''Pilot'' (To Leonard regarding his chances with Penny while she, Raj and Howard are in the car)



-->''Steve Wozniak''

to:

-->''Steve Wozniak''
-->''' ''Steve Wozniak'' '''

Added: 186

Changed: 37

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


->'''Howard:''' LET'S GET THEM! ''(he, Raj, and Leonard run down the hill to attack)''

to:

->'''Howard:''' LET'S GET THEM! ''(he, Damn them those SONS OF BITCHES!!''(he, Raj, and Leonard run down the hill to attack)''


Added DiffLines:

->'''Raj:''' Come on Sheldon, it's ''StarWars''.\\
'''Howard:''' I'm going to press play, I mean it! Come on, we gotta hurry up and watch it before GeorgeLucas [[ReCut changes it again]].
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


->''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny (he is promptly slaughtered by paintballs)]]''

to:

->''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny (he ->''(he is promptly slaughtered by paintballs)]]''paintballs)''



->'''Sheldon:''' ''(watches happily)'' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome If there's ever a Church of Sheldon, this will be when it started.]]

to:

->'''Sheldon:''' ''(watches happily)'' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome If there's ever a Church of Sheldon, this will be when it started.]]
started.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

->''(during a paintball game against the geology department)''
->'''Sheldon:''' ''(stands at the top of the hill and shouts to his opponents)'' GEOLOGY ISN'T A REAL SCIENCE!
->''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny (he is promptly slaughtered by paintballs)]]''
->'''Howard:''' LET'S GET THEM! ''(he, Raj, and Leonard run down the hill to attack)''
->'''Sheldon:''' ''(watches happily)'' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome If there's ever a Church of Sheldon, this will be when it started.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play DungeonsAndDragons then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!

to:

'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play DungeonsAndDragons ''DungeonsAndDragons'' then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

->'''Sheldon''': It's your turn.\\
'''Raj''': Ah, I'm not interested in playing anymore.\\
'''Sheldon''': Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play DungeonsAndDragons then this game is in '''serious''' trouble!
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

->'''Leonard''': What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis?\\
'''Sheldon''': ''({{beat}})'' ...screwed!
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[{{Spiderman}} Dr. Octopus to my Spiderman]]. The [[CaptainMarvel Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\

to:

'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic]]. The [[{{Spiderman}} [[{{Spider-Man}} Dr. Octopus to my Spiderman]]. Spider-Man]]. The [[CaptainMarvel [[{{Shazam}} Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel]]...\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


->"The best thing about this show? It's all about [[AspergerSyndrome Aspies!]]"
-->--one of Tropers/{{Moogi}}'s friends in RealLife (who happens to have AspergerSyndrome)

Changed: 349

Removed: 98

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


->'''Penny''': Okay shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick somebody off ''America's Next Top Model''.\\
'''Sheldon''': Excuse me Penny, but we're-\\
'''Leonard''': No, don't tell her...\\
'''Sheldon''': ...playing Klingon Boggle.\\
'''Leonard''': Aaaw...\\
'''Howard''': What do you mean "aaaw", like she didn't know we were nerds?

to:

->'''Penny''': Okay shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick somebody off ''America's Next Top Model''.-> '''Sheldon''': I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.\\
'''Penny''': Who's {{Radiohead}}?\\
'''Sheldon''': Excuse me Penny, but we're-\\
'''Leonard''': No, don't tell her...\\
'''Sheldon''': ...playing Klingon Boggle.\\
'''Leonard''': Aaaw...\\
'''Howard''': What do you mean "aaaw", like she didn't know we were nerds?
(''after several seconds of twitching'') I have a working knowledge of the ''important'' things in the universe.

Changed: 10

Removed: 28

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


The Earth began to cool - the autotrops began to drool -\\

to:

The Earth began to cool - the autotrops autotrophs began to drool -\\



It all started with a Big Bang\\
It all started with a Big...

to:

It all started with a Big Bang\\
It all started with a Big...
Big ...

Added: 331

Changed: 51

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None



to:

-> The whole universe was in a hot, dense state -\\
then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait!\\
The Earth began to cool - the autotrops began to drool -\\
neanderthals developed tools, we built the wall
--> We built the Pyramids!
-> Math, science history - unraveling the mystery\\
It all started with a Big Bang\\
It all started with a Big...
--> Bang!
--> - Opening Theme
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''Sheldon''': Yes. The Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic. The Dr. Octopus to my Spiderman. The Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel...\\

to:

'''Sheldon''': Yes. The [[FantasticFour Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic. Fantastic]]. The [[{{Spiderman}} Dr. Octopus to my Spiderman. Spiderman]]. The [[CaptainMarvel Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel...Marvel]]...\\



-->--''Steve Wozniak''

to:

-->--''Steve -->''Steve Wozniak''

Added: 765

Changed: 5

Removed: 280

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


!!In Show Quotes



'''Sheldon''': Playing Klingon Boggle.\\

to:

'''Sheldon''': Playing '''Sheldon''': ...playing Klingon Boggle.\\



->'''Sheldon''': Leonard is upstairs right now with my archenemy.\\
'''Penny''': Your archenemy?\\
'''Sheldon''': Yes. The Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic. The Dr. Octopus to my Spiderman. The Dr. Sivana to my Captain Marvel...\\
'''Penny''': Okay I get it, I get it...\\
'''Sheldon''': You know, it's amazing how many supervillains have [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate advanced degrees]]. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.

->"I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole but when it comes to the population of this car you are a veritable 'Mackdaddy.'"
-->Sheldon: ''Pilot'' (To Leonard regarding his chances with Penny while she, Raj and Howard are in the car)

->"Nerds."
-->--''Steve Wozniak''

!!Out-Of-Show Quotes



->"Nerds."
-->--''Steve Wozniak''

->"I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole but when it comes to the population of this car you are a veritable 'Mackdaddy.'"
-->Sheldon: ''Pilot'' (To Leonard regarding his chances with Penny while her, Raj and Howard are in the car)
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

->"I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole but when it comes to the population of this car you are a veritable 'Mackdaddy.'"
-->Sheldon: ''Pilot'' (To Leonard regarding his chances with Penny while her, Raj and Howard are in the car)
Willbyr MOD

Added: 317

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

->'''Penny''': Okay shh, Tyra Banks is about to kick somebody off ''America's Next Top Model''.\\
'''Sheldon''': Excuse me Penny, but we're-\\
'''Leonard''': No, don't tell her...\\
'''Sheldon''': Playing Klingon Boggle.\\
'''Leonard''': Aaaw...\\
'''Howard''': What do you mean "aaaw", like she didn't know we were nerds?
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:


->"Nerds."
-->--''Steve Wozniak''
Camacan MOD

Added: 245

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-> '''WilWheaton:''' Did [Sheldon] just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?\\
'''Stuart:''' I believe so.\\
'''WilWheaton:''' What is ''wrong'' with him?\\
'''Stuart:''' [[WMG/TheBigBangTheory Everyone has a different theory.]]



-->--one of Tropers/{{Moogi}}'s friends in RealLife (who happens to have AspergerSyndrome)

to:

-->--one of Tropers/{{Moogi}}'s friends in RealLife (who happens to have AspergerSyndrome)AspergerSyndrome)
----
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->--one of {{Moogi}}'s friends in RealLife (who happens to have AspergerSyndrome)

to:

-->--one of {{Moogi}}'s Tropers/{{Moogi}}'s friends in RealLife (who happens to have AspergerSyndrome)
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->--from '''TheOnion [=AVClub's=]''' review of episode 3x12, "The Psychic Vortex"

to:

-->--from '''TheOnion [=AVClub's=]''' review of episode 3x12, "The Psychic Vortex"Vortex"

->"The best thing about this show? It's all about [[AspergerSyndrome Aspies!]]"
-->--one of {{Moogi}}'s friends in RealLife (who happens to have AspergerSyndrome)

Top