History Quotes / TeensAreMonsters

-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Extermination}}

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Lord of the Flies"

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21472_8-terrifying-life-lessons-from-former-terrorist.html "8 Terrifying Life Lessons From A Former Terrorist"]]

-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/01/22/star-trek-enterprise-fusion-review/ Darren Mooney]]'''

-->--'''Herbert N. Casson''' on the telephone operating system under teenage boys, 1910 (for the record, teenage boys were used as operators in 1878)

-->-- '''Soos''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Fight Fighters"

->Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day.
-->-- Creator/JohnMulaney, ''New In Town''

-->-- Creator/JohnMulaney, ''New In Town''

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-->--''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'', [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2014/12/25/0644-the-most-dangerous-game/ #664 The Most Dangerous Game]]

'''CharlieBrooker:''' I fear you're generalising there.

->My biggest problem with "Lord of the Flies" is that none of the child characters are especially likable. I [[EightDeadlyWords didn't care what happened to any of them]]. ''The X-Files' has possibly the worst hit rate at producing recognisable teenage characters... And as for Winky? This guy tries to sell the footage of his best friend to all the networks to make a profit out of his death! His remorse extends to how much money he can make out of his best friend's demise.

->Most of the kids you meet in this job are either [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[EldritchAbomination entities from the outer dark]], filled with [[PubertySuperpower some kind]] of [[PersonOfMassDestruction godly power]], or busy trying out the benefits of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking erotic asphyxiation]]. Okay, that last one might have just been [[JustinBieber Bieber]] [[TakeThat when we first picked him up]].

->The truth is that you're never gonna avoid embarrassment at that age, because you're so easily embarrassed. One bad text will ruin your shit for days. You have to get out there and experience a shitload of personal humiliation before it finally dawns on you that it's really not that big of a deal. And then the more you talk to ladies, the less awkward it gets, and you eventually learn how to not fuck up, and then you become confident, and then women like you. That happens at around age 35. So just hang in there, and it should all be fine. But don't tell that girl you like her. ''[[TheVamp She'll destroy you.]]''
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/tcu-got-screwed-and-thats-the-point-1668812802 Drew Magary]]'''

->It is worth pausing to not that, despite the way that characters like Spock were embraced by the counter-culture movement in the sixties and seventies, ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' really doesn’t have the best history when it comes to portraying youth culture, tending to associate it as strange and alien – and associating it with [[DirtyCommunists communism.]] This Side of Paradise was a rather strong condemnation of “free love” and perceived idleness. In the third season, episodes like And the Children Shall Lead and The Way to Eden were hardly flattering in their portrayals of children daring to break with their parents.

-->--'''[[TheIlluminati Kirsten Geary]],''' ''TheSecretWorld''

-->--'''Vicky''', ''TheFairlyOddparents''

-> ''Yes, the internet is controlled by Satan and is forcing all teens to do crack cocaine. They take shots of vodka for breakfast and sacrifice small animals monthly. They smoke blunts with bits of crystal meth and rape and pillage villages for laughs. They stole my goat, god damnit.''

->''Most of the kids you meet in this job are either [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[EldritchAbomination entities from the outer dark]], filled with [[PubertySuperpower some kind]] of [[PersonOfMassDestruction godly power]], or busy trying out the benefits of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking erotic asphyxiation]]. Okay, that last one might have just been [[JustinBieber Bieber]] [[TakeThat when we first picked him up]].''

->''I am '''NOT''' overreacting! '''I'M A TEEN-AGER!'''''

->''Because, my little artichoke, I'm sixteen and you're ten. DO THE MATH!!!!''

->''Just try to imagine...Just imagine...How Little I care and junk.''

->''"Studies have found that the average age of a terrorist is in the high teens to early twenties. In other words, professional terrorism is a little bit like a rave: If you're over 25, you're either the guy in charge of the club or one of those weird dudes who doesn't realize he's too old to be there."''

->''"The truth is that you're never gonna avoid embarrassment at that age, because you're so easily embarrassed. One bad text will ruin your shit for days. You have to get out there and experience a shitload of personal humiliation before it finally dawns on you that it's really not that big of a deal. And then the more you talk to ladies, the less awkward it gets, and you eventually learn how to not fuck up, and then you become confident, and then women like you. That happens at around age 35. So just hang in there, and it should all be fine. But don't tell that girl you like her. ''She'll destroy you.''"''

-> Yes, the internet is controlled by Satan and is forcing all teens to do crack cocaine. They take shots of vodka for breakfast and sacrifice small animals monthly. They smoke blunts with bits of crystal meth and rape and pillage villages for laughs. They stole my goat, god damnit.

->''Just try to remember...Just remember...How Little I care and junk.''

->'''Sarah Millican:''' ''Kids don't like boardgames. Kids like [[KnifeNut knives]], and... bigger knives.\\

-->--'''Katie Kaboom''', ''{{Animaniacs}}''