I am NOT overreacting! I'M A TEEN-AGER!
—Katie Kaboom, Animaniacs
Because, my little artichoke, I'm sixteen and you're ten. DO THE MATH!!!!
—Vicky, The Fairly Oddparents
Sarah Millican: Kids don't like boardgames. Kids like knives, and... bigger knives.
Charlie Brooker: I fear you're generalising there.
—You Have Been Watching, episode 2.6
Just try to imagine...Just imagine...How Little I care and junk.
—Trina Riffin, Grojband
Yes, the internet is controlled by Satan and is forcing all teens to do crack cocaine. They take shots of vodka for breakfast and sacrifice small animals monthly. They smoke blunts with bits of crystal meth and rape and pillage villages for laughs. They stole my goat, god damnit.
—Yahoo Answers answer to the question Are teens showing signs of corruption these days ?