Quotes: Teens Are Monsters

I am NOT overreacting! I'M A TEEN-AGER!
Katie Kaboom, Animaniacs

Because, my little artichoke, I'm sixteen and you're ten. DO THE MATH!!!!

Sarah Millican: Kids don't like boardgames. Kids like knives, and... bigger knives.
Charlie Brooker: I fear you're generalising there.
You Have Been Watching, episode 2.6

Just try to imagine...Just imagine...How little I care and junk.
Trina Riffin, Grojband

Krazy Individuals Destroying Society

Full of youthful energy, and at the moment he is using it in the service of crazy.

Teenagers really have it the worst and rich, famous teenagers have it worser than worse, because they’re used to hearing 'yes' most of the time, but every now and again some evil torturer has to tell them 'no' and being told 'no' when you’re a famous teenager is worse than getting shot at during war.

Studies have found that the average age of a terrorist is in the high teens to early twenties. In other words, professional terrorism is a little bit like a rave: If you're over 25, you're either the guy in charge of the club or one of those weird dudes who doesn't realize he's too old to be there.

The truth is that you're never gonna avoid embarrassment at that age, because you're so easily embarrassed. One bad text will ruin your shit for days. You have to get out there and experience a shitload of personal humiliation before it finally dawns on you that it's really not that big of a deal. And then the more you talk to ladies, the less awkward it gets, and you eventually learn how to not fuck up, and then you become confident, and then women like you. That happens at around age 35. So just hang in there, and it should all be fine. But don't tell that girl you like her. She'll destroy you.

It is worth pausing to not that, despite the way that characters like Spock were embraced by the counter-culture movement in the sixties and seventies, Star Trek really doesn’t have the best history when it comes to portraying youth culture, tending to associate it as strange and alien – and associating it with communism. This Side of Paradise was a rather strong condemnation of “free love” and perceived idleness. In the third season, episodes like And the Children Shall Lead and The Way to Eden were hardly flattering in their portrayals of children daring to break with their parents.

Yes, the internet is controlled by Satan and is forcing all teens to do crack cocaine. They take shots of vodka for breakfast and sacrifice small animals monthly. They smoke blunts with bits of crystal meth and rape and pillage villages for laughs. They stole my goat, god damnit.
Yahoo Answers answer to the question Are teens showing signs of corruption these days ?

Most of the kids you meet in this job are either possessed by entities from the outer dark, filled with some kind of godly power, or busy trying out the benefits of erotic asphyxiation. Okay, that last one might have just been Bieber when we first picked him up.