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->"Miss Paschelle, as you all know, is the inventor of the statiophonic, oxyogenetic, amplifier graphaphoner delaverberator. Hard to imagine the world before we had them.”
-->--'''Rufus''', ''Film/BillAndTedsBogusJourney''
-->--'''Rufus''', ''Film/BillAndTedsBogusJourney''
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->'''Rimmer:''' Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?\\
'''Kryten:''' No, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Tikka to Ride"
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->Paris listened politely as she spoke of 'exotic matter' and 'negative energy density' and 'non-spinning wormholes'. It was a matter of faith among space-jockeys that the technos babbled on like this to make everyone believe they understood things they had no explanation for.
-->-- ''Rocketship Voyager''
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->''You guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of anything, don't you?''
-->--'''Scott Lang''', in response to Tony Stark and Bruce Banner still doing this trope, ''Film/AvengersEndgame''
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->'''Yuki Nagato:''' A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.\\
'''Kyon:''' It almost sounds like you're flipping through a dictionary, pulling out words at random.
-->-- ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya''
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->'''Yuki Nagato:''' A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.\\
'''Kyon:''' It almost sounds like you're flipping through a dictionary, pulling out words at random.
-->-- ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya''
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->'''ComicBook/CosmicBoy:''' Looks like the Sciente Police and the pyro-nullifier team have everything under control.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Superboy}}:''' "Pyro-whatsis?"
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheGreatDarknessSaga''
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->''You guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of anything, don't you?''
-->--'''Scott Lang''', in response to Tony Stark and Bruce Banner still doing this trope, ''Film/AvengersEndgame''
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->''[[Creator/EEDocSmith Smith]], to me, represents the last of a [[DeadHorseTrope valiant but doomed race]]--the writers of the ComicStrip/BuckRogers-Franchise/FlashGordon school. The time is fast disappearing--at least in the better science-fiction magazines--when the author, in a difficult situation, can, ''"--turn to his micro-ultra-philmeter, he rapidly tore out a dozen connections, spot-welded twenty-seven busbars, and converted the machine into an improved von Krockmeier hyperspace lever, which bent space like the blade of a rapier and hurtled him in a flash from hilt to point--"'' My apologies to Creator/TheodoreSturgeon for that quote.''
-->-- Fan letter to ''Magazine/AstoundingStories'', Feb 1942
-->-- Fan letter to ''Magazine/AstoundingStories'', Feb 1942
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->'''Character:''' Switch the system over to analog!\\
'''Mike:''' It has a warmer sound!
--> -- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[RunningGag Repeatedly]]
->'''Doctor:''' Looks like a spatio-temporal hyperlink.\\
->'''Character:''' Switch the system over to analog!\\
'''Mike:''' It has a warmer sound!
--> -- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[RunningGag Repeatedly]]
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->'''Character:''' Switch
->''"Activate the
'''Mike:''' It has
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]''', ''Series/Batman1966'', though probably a
--> -- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[RunningGag Repeatedly]]
->'''Doctor:'''
->''"No 'if'! I want a definitive answer, no more of your weaselly technobabble!"''
-->-- '''[[ColonelBadass Colonel Tigh]]''', ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}''
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'''Doctor:''' No idea, just made it up. Didn't want to say "Magic Door."
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Girl in the Fireplace"
->It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes "ding" when there's stuff.
--> -- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Blink"
->'''Gwen:''' So what's that supposed to do?\\
'''Jack:''' I'm using satellite tracking data to determine the intra-trajectory of the meteorite.\\
'''Toshiko:''' He means he's trying to find out where it's come from.\\
'''Jack:''' Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul.
-->''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Day One"
->"One more word of technobabble out of you and I'm gonna cut out your tongue!"
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Girl in the Fireplace"
->It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes "ding" when there's stuff.
--> -- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Blink"
->'''Gwen:''' So what's that supposed to do?\\
'''Jack:''' I'm using satellite tracking data to determine the intra-trajectory of the meteorite.\\
'''Toshiko:''' He means he's trying to find out where it's come from.\\
'''Jack:''' Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul.
-->''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Day One"
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-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E4TheGirlInTheFireplace "The Girl in the
->It's
->''"''This'' is my timey-wimey detector.
--> --
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'',
->'''Gwen:''' So what's that supposed to do?\\
'''Jack:''' I'm using satellite tracking data to determine the intra-trajectory of the meteorite.\\
'''Toshiko:''' He means he's trying to find out where it's come from.\\
'''Jack:''' Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul.
-->''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Day One"
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'''Fatima:''' You don't have to dumb it down for me. I came for your medical opinion.\\
'''Rayyan:''' You vitiated your anterior cruciate ligament.\\
'''Fatima:''' Oh no... What does that mean?\\
'''Rayyan:''' Looks like a nasty sprain.
-->-- ''Series/LittleMosqueOnThePrairie'', "Swimming Upstream"
->'''Character:''' Switch the system over to analog!\\
'''Mike:''' It has a warmer sound!
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[RunningGag repeatedly]]
->''"Hey, let me walk you through our Donnelly nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth. How? Well, we bolster 12 husk nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex-tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints."''
-->-- '''Leslie''', ''Series/{{Patriot}}''
->'''Samantha Carter:''' For some reason, the warping of our space-time is in advance of the gravity field rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect of the stargate itself, but I can't be sure.\\
'''Colonel Cromwell:''' ''[to Jack O'Neill, who's nodding]'' [[LampshadeHanging Don't even pretend you understand that.]]
-->-- ''Series/StargateSG1'', "A Matter of Time"
->''"Still chasing your own tail? Picard and his lackeys would have solved all this techno-babble hours ago. No wonder ''you're'' not commanding a starship."''
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-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "If Wishes Were Horses"
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-> '''Samantha Carter:''' For some reason, the warping of our space-time is in advance of the gravity field rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect of the stargate itself, but I can't be sure.\\
'''Colonel Cromwell:''' ''(to Jack O'Neill, who's nodding)'' [[LampshadeHanging Don't even pretend you understand that.]]
--> -- "A Matter of Time", ''Series/StargateSG1''
->No 'if'! I want a definitive answer, no more of your weaselly technobabble!
--> -- '''[[ColonelBadass Colonel Tigh]]''', ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}''
->'''Rayyan:''' Looks like a nasty sprain.\\
'''Fatima:''' You don't have to dumb it down for me. I came for your medical opinion.\\
'''Rayyan:''' You vitiated your anterior cruciate ligament.\\
'''Fatima:''' Oh no... What does that mean?\\
'''Rayyan:''' Looks like a nasty sprain.
--> -- ''Series/LittleMosqueOnThePrairie'', "Swimming Upstream"
->'''Number Five:''' In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time.
->'''Diego:''' That makes no sense.
->'''Number Five:''' [[InsufferableGenius Well, it would if you were smarter]].
-->--''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals"
->'''Leslie''': Hey, let me walk you through our Donnelly nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth. How? Well, we bolster 12 husk nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex-tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints.
-->--''Series/{{Patriot}}''
-> '''Samantha Carter:''' For some reason, the warping of our space-time is in advance of the gravity field rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect of the stargate itself, but I can't be sure.\\
'''Colonel Cromwell:''' ''(to Jack O'Neill, who's nodding)'' [[LampshadeHanging Don't even pretend you understand that.]]
--> -- "A Matter of Time", ''Series/StargateSG1''
->No 'if'! I want a definitive answer, no more of your weaselly technobabble!
--> -- '''[[ColonelBadass Colonel Tigh]]''', ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}''
->'''Rayyan:''' Looks like a nasty sprain.\\
'''Fatima:''' You don't have to dumb it down for me. I came for your medical opinion.\\
'''Rayyan:''' You vitiated your anterior cruciate ligament.\\
'''Fatima:''' Oh no... What does that mean?\\
'''Rayyan:''' Looks like a nasty sprain.
--> -- ''Series/LittleMosqueOnThePrairie'', "Swimming Upstream"
->'''Number Five:''' In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time.
->'''Diego:''' That makes no sense.
->'''Number Five:''' [[InsufferableGenius Well, it would if you were smarter]].
-->--''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals"
->'''Leslie''': Hey, let me walk you through our Donnelly nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth. How? Well, we bolster 12 husk nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex-tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints.
-->--''Series/{{Patriot}}''
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'''Jack:''' I'm using satellite tracking data to determine the
--> -- "A Matter of Time", ''Series/StargateSG1''
->No 'if'! I want a definitive answer, no more of your weaselly technobabble!
--> -- '''[[ColonelBadass Colonel Tigh]]''', ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}''
->'''Rayyan:''' Looks like a nasty sprain.
-->''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Day One"
->'''Number Five:''' In the end, I
'''Rayyan:''' Looks like a nasty sprain.
--> -- ''Series/LittleMosqueOnThePrairie'', "Swimming Upstream"
->'''Number Five:''' In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time.
->'''Diego:''' That makes no sense.
->'''Number
->'''Leslie''': Hey, let me walk you through our Donnelly nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth. How? Well, we bolster 12 husk nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex-tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints.
-->--''Series/{{Patriot}}''
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->Okay, I didn't understand a word of it... so it must be scientifically accurate!
-->--'''Shinji Ikari''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRReOWI9Eyw Evangelion 01 Neon New Menace]]''
->'''Maya:''' ''(talking very fast)'' Hold on! I detect an exponential increase in photon energy levels!
->'''Misato:''' Say that again?
->'''Makoto:''' She said the photonic energy levels are rising.
->'''Misato:''' IN ENGLISH!
->'''Maya:''' WE'RE FUCKED!
-->--'''Shinji Ikari''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRReOWI9Eyw Evangelion 01 Neon New Menace]]''
->'''Maya:''' ''(talking very fast)'' Hold on! I detect an exponential increase in photon energy levels!
->'''Misato:''' Say that again?
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-->--'''Shinji
-->-- '''Shinji Ikari''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRReOWI9Eyw Evangelion 01 Neon New Menace]]''
->'''Maya:''' ''(talking very fast)'' Hold on! I detect an exponential increase in photon energy
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'''Misato:''' Say that
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--> -- '''[[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]''', ''Series/Batman1966'', though probably a {{Mondegreen}}
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->'''Lt. Regurge:''' If we manoeuvre around the Makular ship while firing simultaneous blasts of UV radiation and enhanced zeno-treknoan beams, we should take out the pustular emitters ''and'' disable their Disbelief Suspension field!
->''[Captain Pinchhard beckons Commander Piker closer]''
->'''Pinchhard:''' ''[quietly]'' I didn't understand a word of that.
->'''Piker:''' ''[enthusiastically]'' Sounds good to me!
->'''Lt. Regurge:''' If we manoeuvre around the Makular ship while firing simultaneous blasts of UV radiation and enhanced zeno-treknoan beams, we should take out the pustular emitters ''and'' disable their Disbelief Suspension field!
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->I remember [[Creator/TerryNation Terry]] telling me in the bar one time, that whenever he got letters from people complaining about scientific inaccuracies, he would just send back this standard letter, which would say, “you will be aware of the formula XYZ to the power of 17...” He said it was all total bullshit and he didn't know what it meant, but he would just bung it off and they loved it!
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-->--'''Bill Mumy''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftzgcfG7uHE#t=388s gag reel]]
->It might as well be Shakespeare. It's so highly stylized. To be able to spin that language out and make it accessible to the audience at large is a gift not a lot of actors have.
-->--'''Kate Mulgrew''', ''The Captains''
->It is hard to memorize lines that make you nauseous, but Pepto-Bismo really helped.
-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zn4rq/iama_robert_beltran_aka_commander_chakotay_from Robert Beltran]]''' on his ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' experience
->From the top down, you bring up this point, and everybody will say, ‘I am the biggest opponent of techno-babble. I hate technobabble. I am the one who is always saying, less technobabble.’ They all say that. None of them do it... The audience doesn’t sit there and go, "God damn, they know science. That is really cool. Look how they figured that out. Hey Edna! Come here. You want to see how Chakotay is going to figure this out. He’s onto this thing with the quantum tech particles; it’s really interesting. I don’t know how he is going to do it, but he is going to reroute something. Oh my God, ''he found the anti-protons!''" Who cares? Nobody watches ''Star Trek'' for those scenes. The actors hate those scenes; the directors hate those scenes; and the writers hate those scenes. But it’s the easiest card to go to.
-->--'''[[http://www.lcarscom.net/rdm1000118.htm Ronald D. Moore]]''' on ''Star Trek: Voyager''
->It might as well be Shakespeare. It's so highly stylized. To be able to spin that language out and make it accessible to the audience at large is a gift not a lot of actors have.
-->--'''Kate Mulgrew''', ''The Captains''
->It is hard to memorize lines that make you nauseous, but Pepto-Bismo really helped.
-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zn4rq/iama_robert_beltran_aka_commander_chakotay_from Robert Beltran]]''' on his ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' experience
->From the top down, you bring up this point, and everybody will say, ‘I am the biggest opponent of techno-babble. I hate technobabble. I am the one who is always saying, less technobabble.’ They all say that. None of them do it... The audience doesn’t sit there and go, "God damn, they know science. That is really cool. Look how they figured that out. Hey Edna! Come here. You want to see how Chakotay is going to figure this out. He’s onto this thing with the quantum tech particles; it’s really interesting. I don’t know how he is going to do it, but he is going to reroute something. Oh my God, ''he found the anti-protons!''" Who cares? Nobody watches ''Star Trek'' for those scenes. The actors hate those scenes; the directors hate those scenes; and the writers hate those scenes. But it’s the easiest card to go to.
-->--'''[[http://www.lcarscom.net/rdm1000118.htm Ronald D. Moore]]''' on ''Star Trek: Voyager''
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-->-- '''Kate Mulgrew''', ''The Captains''
-->--'''[[http://www.
-->-- '''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zn4rq/iama_robert_beltran_aka_commander_chakotay_from Robert Beltran]]''' on his ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' experience
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->''"It's a ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'' cutscene. You can say any words in any order. Darkness darkness light dark heart dark memories light dark friendship darkness. In fact, for the rest of this video let's replace the word "darkness" with "BEES", [[KudzuPlot and it'll make exactly as much sense.]]"''
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/SoThisIsBasically So This is Basically Kingdom Hearts]]''
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-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/SoThisIsBasically So This is Basically Kingdom Hearts]]''
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->'''Leslie''': Hey, let me walk you through our Donnelly nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth. How? Well, we bolster 12 husk nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex-tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints.
-->--''Series/{{Patriot}}''
-->--''Series/{{Patriot}}''
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->If you ask me how to shine in the science-fiction line as a pro of luster bright,\\
I say, practice up the lingo of the sciences, by jingo (never mind if not quite right).\\
You must talk of Space and Galaxies and tesseractic fallacies in slick and mystic style,\\
Though the fans won't understand it, they will all the same demand it\\
with a softly hopeful smile.
-->-- ''Literature/TheFoundationOfSFSuccess'', by Creator/IsaacAsimov
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-->--''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Shockwave, Part I"
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-->--''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Shockwave, Part I"
I" (in this case, TheEngineer is the one confused by the TechnoBabble that TheCaptain brings back from a time-traveler from their future)
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->'''Archer:''' Take a look at the dispersal curve here and here. You'll have to isolate the sub-assembly tolerances from the emitter algorithms.\\
'''Trip:''' Whoa, hold on a minute. You're saying the assembly's independent of the emitters?\\
'''Archer:''' Exactly.\\
'''Trip:''' That's impossible.\\
'''Archer:''' Not if you generate a stable flux between the positron conductors. Then all you'll have to do is renormalize the tertiary wave functions.
-->--''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Shockwave, Part I"
'''Trip:''' Whoa, hold on a minute. You're saying the assembly's independent of the emitters?\\
'''Archer:''' Exactly.\\
'''Trip:''' That's impossible.\\
'''Archer:''' Not if you generate a stable flux between the positron conductors. Then all you'll have to do is renormalize the tertiary wave functions.
-->--''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Shockwave, Part I"
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->'''Number Five:''' In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time.
->'''Diego:''' That makes no sense.
->'''Number Five:''' [[InsufferableGenius Well, it would if you were smarter]].
-->--''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals"
->'''Diego:''' That makes no sense.
->'''Number Five:''' [[InsufferableGenius Well, it would if you were smarter]].
-->--''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals"
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->'''Rom:''' If we vent plasma from the warp core into the cargo hold, we may be able to start a cascade reaction in the kemacite. Then we can modulate the reaction to create an inversion wave in the warp field and force the ship back into normal space! If I time it just right, I should be able to get us close enough to Earth to make an emergency landing.\\
'''Quark:''' Rom, you're a genius!\\
'''Rom:''' You think so?\\
'''Quark:''' How should I know? I have no idea what you're talking about.
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Little Green Men"
'''Quark:''' Rom, you're a genius!\\
'''Rom:''' You think so?\\
'''Quark:''' How should I know? I have no idea what you're talking about.
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Little Green Men"
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->'''EMH-II''': "The secondary gyrodyne relays of the propulsion field intermatrix have depolarized"!\\
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->'''EMH-II''': Doctor, some...thing just went off-line.\\
'''Doctor''': Specifically?\\
'''EMH-II''': "The secondary gyrodyne relays of the propulsion field intermatrix have depolarized"!\\
'''Doctor''': Specifically?\\
'''EMH-II''': "The secondary gyrodyne relays of the propulsion field intermatrix have depolarized"!\\
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'''EMH-II''': I am I'm just reading what it says here!
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->See, regular knob goblin guards are lazy and slow, so they get fast zombies.\\
Zombie speed is the inverse of the original organism, due to release of stored potential energy in the muscle fibers.\\
Also zombie science is real easy because you can just say random words.
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', '''[[MonsterCompendium Monster Manuel]]''' entry on "Knob Goblin Elite Zombie"
Zombie speed is the inverse of the original organism, due to release of stored potential energy in the muscle fibers.\\
Also zombie science is real easy because you can just say random words.
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', '''[[MonsterCompendium Monster Manuel]]''' entry on "Knob Goblin Elite Zombie"
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->Not even Creator/PatrickStewart knows what's going on, and he's usually hip-deep in this bullshit.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-famous-filmmakers-whose-dream-projects-were-disasters/ on]] ''{{Film/Dune}}'' (1984)
->It's a kind of catalyst for a self-sustaining endothermic reaction...' is about as profound as the dialogue gets here. 'Although multi-dimensionality suggests infinite outcomes in an infinite number of universe each universe can produce only one outcome...' [[Creator/DavidDuchovny Duchovny]] can barely get that line out. You can see he’s thinking ''[='=]this is shit/this is shit/this is shit...[='=]''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-x-files-season-four_17.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Synchrony"
->'''Chris:''' This episode is titled 'Scion,' and we’ve been … ''anticipating'' it for a few weeks. It features the introduction into the ''Smallville'' universe of Conner Kent, ComicBook/{{Superboy}}... we find out his name is Conner because he’s a “Cognitional Neuroplastic Replicant,” or [[FunWithAcronyms CNR]]. I don’t want to say that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard because we’re only 7 minutes into the episode, but it’s '''the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.'''\\
'''David''': That was admittedly insanely dumb. You couldn’t have come up with ANYTHING else? Because I’m pretty sure none of those are words that mean anything when put together in that order. Like, how is he neuroplastic?
-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-16-scion/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Scion")
->I would like to pause here and list, just as a casual bit of name-dropping, a brief list of authors that I have read at length and understood: Jacques Derrida, Aleister Crowley, Iain Sinclair, William Blake, Jacques Lacan, Gertrude Stein, Immanuel Kant, William Faulkner. I say all of this at the risk of sounding as though I am simply showing off my erudition for the sake of it because I would like to provide adequate context for this next claim. The sentence I am about to quote is one of the most spectacularly incoherent things I have ever read.\\\
''"Eternity and Infinity, as concepts, do not, by their very nature, allow for an absolute Authority - the Pyramidical Hierarchy stretches through Time and Space and can have no apex."''
-->--'''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/12/trickster-or-warrior-ribos-operation.html on]] the pitch for ''Series/DoctorWho''[='s=] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS16E1TheRibosOperation}} "Key to Time"]] saga
->It's got [[AuthorAppeal a real fetish]] for acronyms and pseudo-scientific technobabble. Everyone has ''every''thing to say about ''any''thing. You can click on, just... a couch, and hear this meticulous explanation about it's this '''Super-Fancy-Chao-Space Couch with sleep sensors wired to the room and individually turned to the couch user--'''it's ridiculous.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8hyJnJzBU George Weidman]]''' on ''{{VideoGame/Policenauts}}''
->Gene Latimer is one of the central pushers of tachyon products and practices in the US. That’s right. Tachyon energy. According to his website, Tachyon energy products, Latimer has ''“clearly entered a new phase of accelerated healing and transformation, unlike any other so far... I attribute a major role to my incorporation of Tachyon-based products and practices into my life. I am now living in a radically different electromagnetic field environment that appears to be harmonizing the chaotic impact of electrical Alternating Current on the life forms in my house. I seem to be literally changing my body from the inside out, bringing my glands, organs, and skeletal structure to a whole new level of health and vitality. The Subtle Organizing Energy Field ([[FunWithAcronyms SOEF]]) of my body, as well as the smaller [=SOEFs=] of my internal systems, are being recharged, their energetic deficiencies replenished and balanced – which leads to the revitalization and balancing of my physical and energetic structures.”'' Anyone bet that he has the faintest clue what he’s talking about?...In the real world there is of course no evidence that tachyon energy exists, though woomeisters like Latimer, relying on the new age conception of energy are of course talking about good old vitalism, chi, and so on, by any other name.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/01/865-gene-latimer.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-famous-filmmakers-whose-dream-projects-were-disasters/ on]] ''{{Film/Dune}}'' (1984)
->It's a kind of catalyst for a self-sustaining endothermic reaction...' is about as profound as the dialogue gets here. 'Although multi-dimensionality suggests infinite outcomes in an infinite number of universe each universe can produce only one outcome...' [[Creator/DavidDuchovny Duchovny]] can barely get that line out. You can see he’s thinking ''[='=]this is shit/this is shit/this is shit...[='=]''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-x-files-season-four_17.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Synchrony"
->'''Chris:''' This episode is titled 'Scion,' and we’ve been … ''anticipating'' it for a few weeks. It features the introduction into the ''Smallville'' universe of Conner Kent, ComicBook/{{Superboy}}... we find out his name is Conner because he’s a “Cognitional Neuroplastic Replicant,” or [[FunWithAcronyms CNR]]. I don’t want to say that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard because we’re only 7 minutes into the episode, but it’s '''the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.'''\\
'''David''': That was admittedly insanely dumb. You couldn’t have come up with ANYTHING else? Because I’m pretty sure none of those are words that mean anything when put together in that order. Like, how is he neuroplastic?
-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-16-scion/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Scion")
->I would like to pause here and list, just as a casual bit of name-dropping, a brief list of authors that I have read at length and understood: Jacques Derrida, Aleister Crowley, Iain Sinclair, William Blake, Jacques Lacan, Gertrude Stein, Immanuel Kant, William Faulkner. I say all of this at the risk of sounding as though I am simply showing off my erudition for the sake of it because I would like to provide adequate context for this next claim. The sentence I am about to quote is one of the most spectacularly incoherent things I have ever read.\\\
''"Eternity and Infinity, as concepts, do not, by their very nature, allow for an absolute Authority - the Pyramidical Hierarchy stretches through Time and Space and can have no apex."''
-->--'''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/12/trickster-or-warrior-ribos-operation.html on]] the pitch for ''Series/DoctorWho''[='s=] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS16E1TheRibosOperation}} "Key to Time"]] saga
->It's got [[AuthorAppeal a real fetish]] for acronyms and pseudo-scientific technobabble. Everyone has ''every''thing to say about ''any''thing. You can click on, just... a couch, and hear this meticulous explanation about it's this '''Super-Fancy-Chao-Space Couch with sleep sensors wired to the room and individually turned to the couch user--'''it's ridiculous.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8hyJnJzBU George Weidman]]''' on ''{{VideoGame/Policenauts}}''
->Gene Latimer is one of the central pushers of tachyon products and practices in the US. That’s right. Tachyon energy. According to his website, Tachyon energy products, Latimer has ''“clearly entered a new phase of accelerated healing and transformation, unlike any other so far... I attribute a major role to my incorporation of Tachyon-based products and practices into my life. I am now living in a radically different electromagnetic field environment that appears to be harmonizing the chaotic impact of electrical Alternating Current on the life forms in my house. I seem to be literally changing my body from the inside out, bringing my glands, organs, and skeletal structure to a whole new level of health and vitality. The Subtle Organizing Energy Field ([[FunWithAcronyms SOEF]]) of my body, as well as the smaller [=SOEFs=] of my internal systems, are being recharged, their energetic deficiencies replenished and balanced – which leads to the revitalization and balancing of my physical and energetic structures.”'' Anyone bet that he has the faintest clue what he’s talking about?...In the real world there is of course no evidence that tachyon energy exists, though woomeisters like Latimer, relying on the new age conception of energy are of course talking about good old vitalism, chi, and so on, by any other name.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/01/865-gene-latimer.html Encyclopedia of American Loons]]''
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->([[DrowningMySorrows slurring]]) Oh, Eleanor. All these years, whenever you or Paul asked me, 'What's that?' or 'How do we get through this black hole?' or whatever, I just said the first thing that popped into my a head. 'A cloud of neutrino-charged ions', or 'we must synthrovert the station's gravitic stream stabilizers', or 'stick a ring of satellites around the moon'--it was all rubbish... I've barely been sober in twenty years. I can't remember the first thing about space science.
-->-- '''Prof. Ivor Fassbender''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' (''Bang-Bang-A-Boom!'')
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->'''Neeyala''': We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided and must've been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillon generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with the non-thermal dimensional forces.\\
'''Aeryn''': Do you understand any of those words?\\
'''John''': : Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in.
-->-- ''{{Series/Farscape}}'', "Could'a, Would'a, Should'a"
'''Aeryn''': Do you understand any of those words?\\
'''John''': : Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in.
-->-- ''{{Series/Farscape}}'', "Could'a, Would'a, Should'a"
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->'''Chief O'Brien''': Maybe there's a pointer fault in the holosuite's parameter file.\\
'''Cicci''': [to Frankie Eyes] What's a hollosweets?
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang"
'''Cicci''': [to Frankie Eyes] What's a hollosweets?
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang"
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->Oh, [[SciFiNameBuzzwords Quantum, holy Quantum]]... You who watch over our plots and provide us with miracles on a semiregular basis, bless this plan; that you may somehow give us a duplicate ship with a duplicate crew that can wind up back in the past to create this settlement. I know this one is a doozy, but give us this blessing, and we'll celebrate with many [[PhlebotinumDuJour tachyons]] in your name. Amen.
-->--'''Website/SFDebris''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Children of Time"
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->Playing Doctor Who came as a great surprise to me. I had no idea that I would enjoy it so much. All that was required of me was to be able to [[FeigningIntelligence speak complete gobbledygook with conviction.]]
-->--'''Creator/TomBaker'''
-->--'''Creator/TomBaker'''
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->'''[[Film/CaptainAmerica Rogers]]:''' Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?\\
'''[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk Banner:]]''' He'd have to heat the cube to 120,000,000 Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.\\
'''[[Film/IronMan Stark:]]''' Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect.\\
'''Banner:''' Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy-ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.\\
'''Stark:''' Finally! Someone who speaks English.\\
'''Rogers:''' ''[mumbling to himself]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Is that what just happened?]]
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012''
'''[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk Banner:]]''' He'd have to heat the cube to 120,000,000 Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.\\
'''[[Film/IronMan Stark:]]''' Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect.\\
'''Banner:''' Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy-ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.\\
'''Stark:''' Finally! Someone who speaks English.\\
'''Rogers:''' ''[mumbling to himself]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Is that what just happened?]]
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012''
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->A minor but annoying personality quirk makes you incapable of carrying on a conversation without employing verbose and obtrusive discourse. No matter how simple the subject might be, you must fill it with [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness compulsory metaphraseology, obfuscationatory terminology and counterintuitive newspeak]]. Jeez, learn to talk ''normal'' for cryin' out loud!
-->--The '''Technobabbler''' flaw, ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - Guide To The Technocracy''
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->A minor but annoying personality quirk makes you incapable of carrying on a conversation without employing verbose and obtrusive discourse. No matter how simple the subject might be, you must fill it with [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness compulsory metaphraseology, obfuscationatory terminology and counterintuitive newspeak]]. Jeez, learn to talk ''normal'' for cryin' out loud!
-->--The '''Technobabbler''' flaw, ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - Guide To The Technocracy''
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-->-- '''William T. Riker''', bullshitting a member of an enemy boarding party, StarTrekTheNextGeneration: [[Recap/{{StarTrekTheNextGenerationS6E7Rascals}} "Rascals"]]
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-->-- '''William T. Riker''', bullshitting a member of an enemy boarding party, StarTrekTheNextGeneration: ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': [[Recap/{{StarTrekTheNextGenerationS6E7Rascals}} "Rascals"]]