History Quotes / TalkativeLoon

8th Oct '15 4:17:45 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Happy Noodle Boy''', ''JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac''
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-->-- '''Happy Noodle Boy''', ''JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'' ''ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac''
15th May '15 12:00:04 AM TheCuza
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->''"I don't know the dead man. Probably didn't deserve what he got. Doesn't make him special, though. All kinds of people die out here. The innocent, and the not so innocent. I want to warn him, tell him to run, to hide, so that I don't have to kill him. That's what I want to say. What actually comes out of my mouth is...''\\
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->''"I ->''(I don't know the dead man. Probably didn't deserve what he got. Doesn't make him special, though. All kinds of people die out here. The innocent, and the not so innocent. I want to warn him, tell him to run, to hide, so that I don't have to kill him. That's That's... what I want to '''wanna''' say. What actually comes out of my mouth is...''\\)''\\

->''"Heh. Close enough."''
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->''"Heh.''(Heh. Close enough."'')''

->''"She's a Vault Hunter. A Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. [[LoveAtFirstSight She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets.]] [[LoveRedeems Tell her you need her help, tell her to rescue you and care for you,]] [[TemptingFate and whatever you do, do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs!]]"''\\ ({{Beat}})\\ ''(FlippingTheBird and waving his buzz axe around)'' '''''"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"'''''\\ ''"It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and your last words will have been "poop train."''
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->''"She's ->''(She's a Vault Hunter. A Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. [[LoveAtFirstSight She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.seen]]. Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets.]] [[LoveRedeems Tell her you need her help, tell help. [[LoveRedeems Tell her to rescue you and care for you,]] [[TemptingFate you]], and whatever you do, [[TemptingFate do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs!]]"''\\ ({{Beat}})\\ ''(FlippingTheBird lungs]]!)''\\ [{{Beat}}]\\ ''[FlippingTheBird and waving his buzz axe around)'' '''''"I'M around] '''"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"'''''\\ ''"It's ''(It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and your last words will have been "poop train."''train".)''
8th Mar '15 10:38:17 PM johnnyfog
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->George Smock, better known as Brother Jed, used to be a sociology instructor [[NewAgeRetroHippie and Janis Joplin aficionado]]. They say DMT ruined his mind. Later, he became a wingnut Methodist evangelist who wanders around the United States evangelizing at college campuses. This is hilarious and a great way to reduce stress during finals week. Do not miss his act. He is famous for his extremely confrontational style, "[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not Ok to be gay]]" song...When he has warmed to his topic, you want to stand back a little; he literally begins to spray it while saying it.
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->George Smock, better known as Brother Jed, used to be a sociology instructor [[NewAgeRetroHippie and Janis Joplin aficionado]]. They say DMT ruined his mind. Later, he became a wingnut Methodist evangelist who wanders around the United States evangelizing at college campuses. This is hilarious and a great way to reduce stress during finals week. Do not miss his act. He is famous for his extremely confrontational style, "[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not Ok to be gay]]" song...song, and racism...When he has warmed to his topic, you want to stand back a little; he literally begins to spray it while saying it.
8th Mar '15 10:37:23 PM johnnyfog
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->George Smock, better known as Brother Jed, used to be a sociology instructor [[NewAgeRetroHippie and Janis Joplin aficionado]]. They say DMT ruined his mind. Later, he became a wingnut Methodist evangelist who wanders around the United States evangelizing at college campuses. This is hilarious and a great way to reduce stress during finals week. Do not miss his act. He is famous for his extremely confrontational style, "[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not Ok to be gay]]" song...When he has warmed to his topic, you want to stand back a little; he literally begins to spray it while saying it. -->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki'''''
12th Feb '15 3:28:54 PM johnnyfog
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->Creator/CharlieSheen just couldn’t bear to remain silent on the unfair treatment Brian Williams was receiving, so he took a break from thinking about running for President in 2016 to write a letter to his favorite former news anchor explaining that he knows the TRUTH: that this is nothing but a “vile witch hunt” against American Hero Brian Williams. Charlie gave said letter to TMZ (aka he was found in the TMZ parking lot screaming “HEY, SOMEBODY WRITE THIS DOWN” into a broken bullhorn) and it’s long and it’s crazy...But I think the craziest part of that whole letter is that Charlie Sheen watches actual legitimate news on television. I just assumed he got his news from the talking rat who appears every time he huffs paint thinner in the garage. ''“Good evening, Charlie. Today’s top stories: Just as you suspected, the government is definitely monitoring your thoughts using microwaves, there’s a ghost living in your pool house who wants to steal your teeth, and aliens are trying to communicate with you through your urine. All that and more, tonight on Rat News 6.“'' -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/12/charlie-sheen-thinks-brian-williams-is-a-hero-and-the-victim-of-a-vile-witch-hunt/#more-166594 DListed]]'''''
8th Feb '15 2:11:57 PM Beedle
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-> I speak in English and think in French. -> Someday, I'll take French lessons and find out what the heck I'm thinking.
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-> I speak in English and think in French. \n\n-> \\ Someday, I'll take French lessons and find out what the heck I'm thinking.

->''"I don't know the dead man. Probably didn't deserve what he got. Doesn't make him special, though. All kinds of people die out here. The innocent, and the not so innocent. I want to warn him, tell him to run, to hide, so that I don't have to kill him. That's what I want to say. What actually comes out of my mouth is...'' ->'''''"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!"'''''
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->''"I don't know the dead man. Probably didn't deserve what he got. Doesn't make him special, though. All kinds of people die out here. The innocent, and the not so innocent. I want to warn him, tell him to run, to hide, so that I don't have to kill him. That's what I want to say. What actually comes out of my mouth is...'' ->'''''"I ''\\ '''''"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!"'''''BICYCLE!"'''''\\

->''"She's a Vault Hunter. A Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. [[LoveAtFirstSight She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets.]] [[LoveRedeems Tell her you need her help, tell her to rescue you and care for you,]] [[TemptingFate and whatever you do, do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs!]]"'' ->({{Beat}}) ->''(FlippingTheBird and waving his buzz axe around)'' '''''"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"''''' ->''"It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and your last words will have been "poop train."''
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->''"She's a Vault Hunter. A Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. [[LoveAtFirstSight She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets.]] [[LoveRedeems Tell her you need her help, tell her to rescue you and care for you,]] [[TemptingFate and whatever you do, do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs!]]"'' ->({{Beat}}) ->''(FlippingTheBird lungs!]]"''\\ ({{Beat}})\\ ''(FlippingTheBird and waving his buzz axe around)'' '''''"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"''''' ->''"It's TRAIN!"'''''\\ ''"It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and your last words will have been "poop train."''
31st Dec '14 9:13:53 AM johnnyfog
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->''"As the length of a webpage grows linearly, the likelihood of the author being a lunatic increases exponentially."'' -->--'''Time Cube Law'''
13th Feb '14 1:22:00 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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--->-- '''River Tam''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''
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--->-- -->-- '''River Tam''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

--->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow'' (to kick off the car chase)
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--->-- -->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow'' (to kick off the car chase)

->"So, um, yeah, this is [[SuperMarioBros 1-1]] reconstructed. They've reconstructed World 1. It had a lot of renovations to do. It just wasn't up to code, you know. There was some stuff going on, and they-they found a whole lot of battery acid running around in the attic, and you know how noisy that can get. Neighbors started to complain, they called a telephone number, which doesn't even exist, but they managed to make one just for that one occasion. I-i-i-it was just a big ol' piece of chili pie."
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->"So, um, yeah, this is [[SuperMarioBros [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 1-1]] reconstructed. They've reconstructed World 1. It had a lot of renovations to do. It just wasn't up to code, you know. There was some stuff going on, and they-they found a whole lot of battery acid running around in the attic, and you know how noisy that can get. Neighbors started to complain, they called a telephone number, which doesn't even exist, but they managed to make one just for that one occasion. I-i-i-it was just a big ol' piece of chili pie."
28th Dec '13 7:24:29 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''TheCreeper''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''
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-->-- '''TheCreeper''', '''ComicBook/TheCreeper''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''
10th Jul '13 5:23:53 PM Zaptech
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->''"She's a Vault Hunter. A Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. [[LoveAtFirstSight She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets.]] [[LoveRedeems Tell her you need her help, tell her to rescue you and care for you,]] [[TemptingFate and whatever you do]], ''do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs''!"''
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->''"She's a Vault Hunter. A Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. [[LoveAtFirstSight She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets.]] [[LoveRedeems Tell her you need her help, tell her to rescue you and care for you,]] [[TemptingFate and whatever you do]], ''do do, do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs''!"''lungs!]]"''
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