Line #1 Quotes/TalkativeLoon


1	->''"Wonderful! Time for a celebration! '''Cheese for everyone!''' Wait, scratch that! Cheese for no one! That could be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese, true?"''
2	-->-- '''Sheogorath''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''
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4	->''"As the length of a webpage grows linearly, the likelihood of the author being a lunatic increases exponentially."''
5	-->-- '''Time Cube Law'''
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7	->''"I speak in English and think in French.\
8	Someday, I'll take French lessons and find out what the heck I'm thinking."''
9	-->-- '''The PointyHairedBoss''', ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
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11	->''George Smock, better known as Brother Jed, used to be a sociology instructor [[NewAgeRetroHippie and Janis Joplin aficionado]]. They say DMT ruined his mind. Later, he became a wingnut Methodist evangelist who wanders around the United States evangelizing at college campuses. This is hilarious and a great way to reduce stress during finals week. Do not miss his act. He is famous for his extremely confrontational style, "[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not Ok to be gay]]" song, and racism... When he has warmed to his topic, you want to stand back a little; he literally begins to spray it while saying it.''
12	-->-- '''Rational Wiki'''
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14	->''Creator/CharlieSheen just couldn't bear to remain silent on the unfair treatment Creator/BrianWilliams was receiving, so he took a break from thinking about running for President in 2016 to write a letter to his favorite former news anchor explaining that he knows the TRUTH: that this is nothing but a "vile witch hunt" against American Hero Brian Williams. Charlie gave said letter to TMZ (aka he was found in the TMZ parking lot screaming ''"HEY, SOMEBODY WRITE THIS DOWN"'' into a broken bullhorn) and it's long and it's crazy... But I think the craziest part of that whole letter is that Charlie Sheen watches actual legitimate news on television. I just assumed he got his news from the talking rat who appears every time he huffs paint thinner in the garage.'' "Good evening, Charlie. Today's top stories: Just as you suspected, the government is definitely monitoring your thoughts using microwaves, there's a ghost living in your pool house who wants to steal your teeth, and aliens are trying to communicate with you through your urine. All that and more, tonight on Rat News 6."
15	-->-- '''[=DListed=]''', [[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/12/charlie-sheen-thinks-brian-williams-is-a-hero-and-the-victim-of-a-vile-witch-hunt/#more-166594 "Charlie Sheen Thinks Brian Williams is a Hero and the Victim of a Vile Witch Hunt"]]
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17	->''"Breaking news! And if you broke it, you have to pay for it. And now the weather: partially gaga with a fifty percent chance of schizophrenia!"''
18	-->-- '''The Creeper''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "[[Recap/TheNewBatmanAdventuresE23BewareTheCreeper Beware the Creeper]]"
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20	->''"Stare deeply into the stinking abyss of my individually wrapped slices. I have powers pinto beans only dream of! Wanna see me pull a tapeworm outta my ass? Huh? You're all zombie thigh fat people, brought into existence by some evil force of forceful evil! Shit, that lipstick's the wrong color for you!"''
21	-->-- '''Happy Noodle Boy''', ''ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac''
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23	->''"I don't know what I'm saying! I never know what I'm saying!"''
24	-->-- '''River Tam''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''
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26	->''"I am Ed! Cheese and macaroni!"''
27	-->-- '''Ed''' (to kick off the car chase), ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''
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29	->''"Oh, life is fun! Try sayin' that ten times fast ten thousand times a minute every day for the rest of your life and it'll screw with your head so bad that all problems will disappear like MAGIC! Okay okay okay, I've gotten past the sadness and as of now I'm evolving to a HIGHER STAAAATE! Right!? Tell me you all think so! Life... is a magnificent beast, and it excites me."''
30	-->-- '''Graham Spector''', ''Literature/{{Baccano}}''
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32	->''"Oklahomans everywhere are letting themselves go... for lower carbohydrates and calories, pickles. Cheese. I challenge every one of us to stop murdering and kicking dogs and girlfriends, ''Alex''. You're a bad boyfriend. ''[pushes dog insert]'' Get out of the shoot. Now, some jets. Dogs. Snake! ''Those are my pennies!'' Where are yours?"''
33	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NnlM-WRIcI The News (As Seen Through the Eyes of a PCP Addict)]]''
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35	->''Now listen all you swingers, don't you try to tag along\
36	I know monkey see, but monkey's dead, for you it would be wrong\
37	Put a dime in my jukebox, you'll only hear this song\
38	And it won't be fun for long''
39	-->-- '''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', "Absolutely Bill's Mood"
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41	->''"So, um, yeah, this is [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 1-1]] reconstructed. They've reconstructed World 1. It had a lot of renovations to do. It just wasn't up to code, you know. There was some stuff going on, and they-they found a whole lot of battery acid running around in the attic, and you know how noisy that can get. Neighbors started to complain, they called a telephone number, which doesn't even exist, but they managed to make one just for that one occasion. I-i-i-it was just a big ol' piece of chili pie."''
42	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UYFSvsN1CY&t=2m33s "VIP1 - 1-1 Reconstruction & Use of a Switch"]]
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44	->''The UK goverment has forced the Merdocks to postpone the BSKYB bid as they are finding the money to give them 100% of BSKYB in return for all [=MP=]s to fiddle and squander there're [=MPs=] expensives with a injuction for news about the matter meaning that it can not be published in The Sun On Sunday or any other newspaper or form of media what-so-ever meaning [=MPs=] are can steal of the british people as well as the rest of the world an be immune to any charges ever.''
45	-->-- '''[[http://www.mobygames.com/forums/dga,2/dgb,6/dgm,156034/ A spambot]]'''
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47	->''"I am Cornholio! You will name your baby Bungholio! Is he an albino? Julio Bungholio... he will be an albino... and a gringo...."''
48	-->-- '''Beavis as Cornholio''', ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead''
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50	->''"The shiny moonbeams ate all my corn cobs... They sliced my mom's PEARLY PEARLS and sent the Rakk to graze on her piano-driven corpse! My parents JIGGLED and SQUIGGLED AND I DIDN'T KILL THEM I PROMISE! They called me INSANE! No! I am not insane! I am throatscratch! I am the pants! I. AM. [[BatmanParody RAKKMAN]]!"''
51	-->-- '''Rakkman's ECHO log''', ''VideoGame/Borderlands2''
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53	->''(I don't know the dead man. Probably didn't deserve what he got. Doesn't make him special, though. All kinds of people die out here. The innocent, and the not so innocent. [[ReluctantPsycho I want to warn him, tell him to run, to hide, so that I don't have to kill him]]. That's... what I ''wanna'' say. What actually comes out of my mouth is...)\
54	"'''I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!'''"\
55	(Heh. Close enough.)\
56	''[...]''\
57	(She's a Vault Hunter. A Siren warrior who can kill me with her brain. [[LoveAtFirstSight She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen]]. Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets. Tell her you need her help. [[LoveRedeems Tell her to rescue you and care for you]], and whatever you do, [[TemptingFate do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs]]!)\
58	''[{{Beat}}]''\
59	''[FlippingTheBird and waving his buzz axe around]'' "'''I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!'''"\
60	(It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and your last words will have been "poop train".)''
61	-->-- '''Krieg the Psycho''', ''Videogame/Borderlands2'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3mhWvWEb9g "A Meat Bicycle Built for Two"]]
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63	->''"Did you mean for all those words to come out together, or did they just fall out randomly?"''
64	-->-- '''Hank Hill''', ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''
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66	->''Humans have created words as a means of communication, and have proved their supremacy as a species. Nevertheless, I believe truly intelligent creatures have at least some mastery over nonverbal communication, which, I would argue, allows them to minimize [[PoorCommunicationKills miscommunication]]. To put it another way -- because with you, I have to -- I don't think you've evolved. In fact, it seems as though you're moving backwards down the chain of evolution. Lining up your words, pretending that they mean something, when in fact you're spouting meaningless gibberish. Yes, hah, I'm talking about you.''
67	-->-- '''Bedman''' to Answer, ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear Xrd REV 2''
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69	->''"Remember in Toy Story 1, there was a shark that said "i'm Woody howdy howdy howdy howdy" Well do you know what i did to him after he said that? I flushed him down the toilet and did not just a number one but a number two to go down with him. YAY!"''
70	-->-- '''Woody''', ''WebVideo/VesterAndFriends''
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72	->''"Adam is Atom and Atom is A't (Alpha) Ohm (Omega). Alpha and Omega, the "A'tom. Tommy knockers. Tommy Boy. A Bill to the Adventures of Tom Sawyer in Alice's Wonderland. "Tom" is "T"-(he) "OM"-(ego), or The Omega, "he is the ego". I really should stop learning linguistics. It's a clear as day trick in the "devils" playbook."''
73	-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Anonymous]]'''
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75	->''"Subby Subby Subby. Keep those little bells on your slippers as quiet as you can. Sparklehorse and Starpink have managed to creep out of Apple Palace past all the monkeyfish, but if we're silent as tiny goblins we can surprise them and then all frolic together in the Meadow of Happy Kites."''
76	-->-- '''Goss''', ''Literature/{{Kraken}}''

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