History Quotes / SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

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--> A newspaper headline from ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-->-- A [[CrowningMomentOfFunny hilarious]] scene from ''{{Spaceballs}}''

-->-- Opening subtitle, ''FiveHundredDaysOfSummer''

-->--''Dr. [[strike: Zed]] Ned, VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}''

-->--''Dr. [[strike: Zed]] Ned, {{Borderlands}}''

-->-- ''{{The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra}}''

-->-- ''[[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords]]''

-->-- ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick'': ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''

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-->-- Opening subtitle, ''[=~(500) Days of Summer~=]''

->'''Elan:''' I promise to be the bestest bard ever and never be bad and never accidentally lead you into an ambush and--\\
'''Roy:''' That's an oddly specific promise...
-->-- ''WebComic/OrderOfTheStick'': ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''

-> '''Jazz''': By the way, Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.
-> '''Danny''': ''[[SpitTake *spits out water*]]'' [[BadLiar W-What?! What secret?]]
-> '''Jazz''': The clumsiness, the nervousness, I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend!
-> '''Danny''': '''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny It's a lie, I'm not a ghost]]!'''...''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''...I mean, [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend she's not my girlfriend]].
-->-- ''DannyPhantom''

-->-- ''{{The Order of the Stick}}'': ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''

->'''Marge''': [[TooDumbToLive Awwwwww]], [[KilledMidSentence well isn't that-]]

->'''Tribe Leader''': The blue haired woman will make a good sacrifice

->'''Mr. Burns''': Aaaaaaaaah... he's saying... ummmmm... we wouldn't dream of sacrificing theblue haired woman

-->This is not a {{hentai}}. [[ADistinctionWithoutADifference It's a marital aid text printed in the manga style.]]

-->This is not a {{hentai}}.

-->-- ''TheSimpsons, TreehouseOfHorror special''

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--> '''Kro-Bar''': Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?
--> '''Fleming''': See? See?
--> '''Lattis''': You should not have said "Earth jokes." Don't you see how that gave us away?
-->-- ''TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra''

--> '''Disclaimer:''' [[{{Transformers}} TFWiki]] is well aware that [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:LegionRape1.jpg this picture]] contains no visual references to rape, [[FreudWasRight phallic symbols]], [[HumongousMecha giant robots]], frightened cartoon females [[{{Lolicon}} who may or may not be of pre-voting age]], or manga-convention background lines. In fact, [[http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/4/4f/LegionRape1.jpg this picture]] is [[BlatantLies completely blank.]]

--> '''Jedi Exile:''' Are you responsible for this?
--> '''HK-50:''' Defensive Answer: Master, I am a protocol droid, not a well-crafted assassination droid of unrivaled sophistication. To have carried out the actions that took place here would have required an unusual set of skills. It is highly unlikely I possess the knowledge of how to reprogram the memory cores of base-worker class droids into killing machines let alone to terminate the organics at this facility, utilizing only Aratech 500 series laser mining drills and explosives fashioned from proton missile cores!
-->-- [[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords]]

--> ''"Good evening, everybody. We are the Umbilical Brothers, and '''not''' superintelligent alien dinosaurs. We do not intend to replace the Umbilical Brothers using their own DNA. We do not intend to replace the front row of the audience using the Umbilical Brothers' DNA."''
--> ''"Yes, we do."''
--> ''"No, we don't. Shh!"''
--> --'''The Umbilical Brothers''', "Speedmouse"

--> ''AUTHOR'S NOTE: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.''
--> ''Especially you, Jenny Beckman.''
--> ''Bitch.''
-->-- Opening subtitle, [[FiveHundredDaysOfSummer (500) Days of Summer]]

--> '''Worker''': Tight-looking piece, eh?
--> [''Workers are looking up the girl's ass for two panels while she talks to an old lady. The girl finally notices.'']
--> '''Miriam: Hey! What's going on?'''
--> '''Worker''': Just taking a break, ma'am! These boxes are heavy. I wasn't admiring the view or nothin'! Hahaha!

--> '''Sawaki''': You got it wrong! Mutou-san, you got it all wrong! It's a misunderstanding! I'm completely normal! [''after being sucked by a girl and a transvestite'']
--> '''Mutou''': I didn't see anything! Me, Aoi Mutou, naturally didn't see anything with these eyes!
--> '''Sawaki''': Don't just lie to me!

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