History Quotes / StupidJetpackHitler

->''"A thousand year Reich needs thousand year soldiers."''
-->--'''Wafner''', ''Film/Overlord2018''

->'''Chris''': Seriously, these guys could not be more obvious references to the Nazis.\\
'''David''': {{ComicBook/Darkseid}}’s minions ''in the original comics'' could not be more obvious references to the Nazis.\\
'''Chris''': The only thing that makes it better is when Hawkman tells Clark that Darkseid was responsible for creating the ACTUAL Nazis... which makes me think of [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt Franklin Roosevelt]] in a [[Creator/JackKirby Kirby]]-styled Astro-Harness wheelchair, which, again, is a comic I would read the hell out of. Make a note, DC.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-11-icarus/ on]] ''Smallville'' ("Icarus")

->''"In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung-fu champion. He was so good at kung-fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung Führer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years. They were never able to figure how to master the art of Kung Fury. Then one day, he disappeared from the face of the Earth. And no one has seen him ever since, until now. I guess if he figured he can find the Chosen One and kill him, He will become Kung Fury himself. He must have traveled in time in order to get here, which is probably why he disappeared in the first place."''
-->--'''Kung Fury''' on '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', ''Film/KungFury''

->'''[[ComicBook/RedSkull Johann Schmidt]]''': Hitler speaks of a thousand year Reich, but he cannot feed his army for a month. His troops spill their blood across every field in Europe. But he is still no closer to achieving his goals.\\

'''Schmidt''': Science. But I understand your confusion. Great power has always baffled primitive men. HYDRA is assembling an arsenal to destroy my enemies in one stroke. Wherever they are, regardless of how many forces they possess. All in a matter of hours.
-->--''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''

-->-- Bucky, ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

->''"How can the Germans be this far ahead of us, Cap? Even if Oppenheimer gets a result in Los Alamos next month, we're never be gonna be able to match this.

->''"Amazing. This history, it's all lies! It says Hitler killed himself, and that ''we'' nuked Japan! And people believe this shit, Jesus... Well, if [[LiesToChildren it makes them sleep better at night]], I guess."''

-->-- '''Yahtzee''' reviews ''VideoGame/MedalOfHonorAirborne'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[note]] What's funny is that the actual game [[AvertedTrope averts this]], in that all of the equipment used by the Germans in the game were standard issue or in widespread use for the time. No jetpacks or wonder-weapons in sight. [[/note]]

->''[[CatchPhrase "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN THE WOOOORLD!!!"]]''

->'''Chris''': Seriously, these guys [[PuttingOnTheReich could not be more obvious references to the Nazis.]]\\

->''"What the [[GoshDangItToHeck wallaby]] are those dinosaurs doing with Hitler? I mean none of this makes any sense!"''

-->-- '''Rudol von Stroheim''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''

->''[[CatchPhrase "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WOOOORLD!!!"]]''
-->-- '''Rudolph von Stroheim''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''

-->-- '''Yahtzee''' reviews ''VideoGame/MedalOfHonorAirborne'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

-->-- '''Yahtzee''' reviews ''VideoGame/MedalOfHonor: Airborne'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

-->-- '''Rudolph von Stroheim''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''

-->--'''Mike Toreno''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''

-->--'''Yahtzee''' reviews ''VideoGame/MedalOfHonor: Airborne'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

-->--'''Colonel Haken''', ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''

-->--'''Rudolph von Stroheim''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Part II''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-11-icarus/ on]] ''Smallville'' ("Icarus")

'''Chris''': The only thing that makes it better is when Hawkman tells Clark that Darkseid was responsible for creating the ACTUAL Nazis... which makes me think of [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt Franklin Roosevelt]] in a [[JackKirby Kirby]]-styled Astro-Harness wheelchair, which, again, is a comic I would read the hell out of. Make a note, DC.

-->--'''Colonel Haken''', ''IrregularWebcomic''

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'''David''': {{Darkseid}}’s minions ''in the original comics'' could not be more obvious references to the Nazis.\\

-->--'''Yahtzee''' reviews ''MedalOfHonor: Airborne'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

'''Chris''': The only thing that makes it better is when Hawkman tells Clark that Darkseid was responsible for creating the ACTUAL Nazis...which makes me think of [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt Franklin Roosevelt]] in a [[JackKirby Kirby]]-styled Astro-Harness wheelchair, which, again, is a comic I would read the hell out of. Make a note, DC.

'''Chris''': The only thing that makes it better is when Hawkman tells Clark that Darkseid was responsible for creating the ACTUAL Nazis...which makes me think of [[FranklinDRoosevelt Franklin Roosevelt]] in a [[JackKirby Kirby]]-styled Astro-Harness wheelchair, which, again, is a comic I would read the hell out of. Make a note, DC.

-->--'''Mike Toreno''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'''

-->--'''Yahtzee''' reviews ''MedalOfHonor: Airborne'', ''ZeroPunctuation''

->''"By the end of the game I wouldn't have been too surprised if Hitler appeared riding a giant robot spider."''

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