History Quotes / StayInTheKitchen

->''"This places is not for a woman! Go back home, take off your shoes, and stay in the kitchen!"

''(Marceline punches Ash in the groin)''

''(Marceline punches Ash in the stomach)''

'''Roll:''' You mean you don't want a girl robot showing you up.\\

->"Your job is cleaning, cooking, shopping, laundry and anything else I can think of."

->''Remember, little girl, that one day you must be a German mother.''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', ''Literature/MeinKampf''

->''Man is, or should be, woman's protector and defender.... The paramount destiny and mission of woman are to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. This is the law of the Creator.''

->''Communism as an ideology had been passionately committed to women's equality and liberation...Yet, with rather rare exceptions...they were not prominent in the first political ranks of their parties, or indeed at all, and in the new communist-governed states they became even less visible. Indeed, women in leading political functions virtually disappeared.''
-->-- '''Eric Hobsbawm''', ''The Age of Extremes''.

->"Ladies, I have a mission for you on election day: cook! Sweet and exquisite things, please. Bring them to the polling station to be examined. The boldest can try making a tart, the most skillful, profiteroles."

->"I believe it’s a biological function of men, because we tend to be larger than women, to be protective of them. If I were to try to zero in, comic-book-like, on when masculinity went awry, I’d say it was when Music/RodStewart sang, 'You are my lover, you’re my best friend,’ rather than allowing there to be two people in his life who served two very important functions."
-->--'''Creator/FrankMiller''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/frank-miller-the-1940s-style-gentleman-needs-to-make-a-comeback/ "The 1940s-style Gentleman Needs to Make a Comeback"]]

->"I spent most of '[[Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash Timelash]]' tied to a pole. It was so small-minded. I have spoken to some of the other assistants and we all suffered from that problem. I found it incredible that ''Doctor Who'' has come so far and all they could find for me to do was tie me to a pole!"
-->--'''Creator/NicolaBryant''' [[http://drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/nicola-bryant-1992/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho''

->"{{Creator/Marina|Sirtis}} and I have always laughed about the fact that both of us can do fencing and that sort of thing. We're the ones who bash pots over warrior's heads, instead of doing karate or whatever."

->"A lot of girl power ended up on the cutting room floor, unfortunately. I had a really awesome scene where I was fighting The Foot Clan, but I think they were like, 'Why would a tiny journalist be able to kick so much ass?' So that got cut."

->''Cut to: the dance, where Zack's forcibly twirled around by the disgusting {{tomboy}} freak (who's wearing a dress, but still gross because she's leading the dance, so might as well be dangling a pendulous pair of hairy testicles into a milkshake). These days, Rhonda, aka actress Kirsten Holmquist, hosts {{Creator/TLC}}'s real-estate development show ''Property Ladder'', but hopefully in a skirt, because I don't want our kids corrupted.''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("Fatal Distraction"), ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''The funnest thing about writing this episode was having the GUYS be the wet blankets trying to be the voice of reason, in the face of the completely unstoppable ComicBook/BlackCanary and {{ComicBook/Huntress}}. It’s always, ALWAYS the other way around, the guys do all the fun, exciting business while the women roll their eyes and try to keep a leash on...Usually, the guys are the cocky, driven action heroes and the women are the wet blankets trying to keep up.''
-->-- Creator/GailSimone discussing ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'' on her [[http://gailsimone.tumblr.com tumblr]].

->"I believe there's a misconception that if you put a girl or a woman on the cover, the game will sell less. I know I’ve been in discussions where we've been asked to push Ellie to the back and everyone at Creator/NaughtyDog [[NetworkToTheRescue just flat-out refused.]]"
-->--'''[[http://www.destructoid.com/devs-refused-to-move-ellie-to-back-cover-of-last-of-us-240444.phtml Neil Druckmann]]''', creative director of ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs''

->'''[[HeManWomanHater Vau]][[BigBad lt]]:''' Those Princess Knights? They should be doing what a man should be telling them, not the other way around. [[ExtremeDoormat They'll cook, clean, and fuck whenever we tell them to]].
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls''

-->-- '''Major Glory,''' ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', "Members Only"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MegaMan'' cartoon

->''It’s not good for relationships to tell men what to do? Who the fuck taught her about relationships, [[Series/TheSopranos Tony Soprano]]? Or maybe this is just another creative way to sell copies of ARTPOP. 'Gaga, we’re thinking it might be a good idea to reach out to some previously ignored markets. What do you think about the submissive wives of [[FlyoverCountry Utah]]?''

->''An industrious young woman neglects to charge for her housekeeping services and is [[RootingForTheEmpire rightly exploited for her naïveté.]] She dies without ever having sought her own happiness as the highest moral aim. I did not finish watching this movie, [[TooBleakStoppedCaring finding it impossible to sympathize with the main character]]. —No stars.''

->''There is not a male wrestler on the {{Wrestling/WCW}} roster who couldn't have beaten Colonel Parker by whipping their dick out and [[HarmlessVillain flapping it in his general direction]], and yet here he effortlessly tosses {{Wrestling/Madusa}} around like a rag doll because HE IS MAN AND MAN IS MIGHTY.''

->''HAHA THE LADIES THEY KEEP SCREWING UP [[FeminineWomenCanCook THE JOB THEIR GENDER ASSIGNED TO THEM]] AMIRGHT FELLAS BUT WHAT’RE YA GONNA DO IT’S NOT LIKE ''YOU’RE'' GOING TO COOK OR ANYTHING''

->''...Tom Wilkinson is stuck in a more thankless role as the [[DastardlyWhiplash railroad tycoon]] whose turn towards evil is obvious from the moment he's introduced leering at ''[Ruth]'' Wilson, who becomes just another {{damsel in distress}}. In fact, when it looks like she's about to actually accomplish something during the climax, Tonto unwittingly knocks her out with a rock. I feel like there's a scene that captures every wrong-headed approach this film takes, and there's another one.''

->"I spent most of '[[Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash "Timelash]]' tied to a pole. It was so small-minded. I have spoken to some of the other assistants and we all suffered from that problem. I found it incredible that ''Doctor Who'' has come so far and all they could find for me to do was tie me to a pole!"

->''An industrious young woman neglects to charge for her housekeeping services and is [[RootingForTheEmpire rightly exploited for her naïveté.]] She dies without ever having sought her own happiness as the highest moral aim. I did not finish watching this movie, [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy finding it impossible to sympathize with the main character]]. —No stars.''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemJugdral Fire Emblem: Genealogy of Holy War]]''

->"I spent most of '[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash]]' tied to a pole. It was so small-minded. I have spoken to some of the other assistants and we all suffered from that problem. I found it incredible that ''Doctor Who'' has come so far and all they could find for me to do was tie me to a pole!"

->''When Singer announced that {{ComicBook/Rogue}}'s solitary ''[[Film/XmenDaysOfFuturePast DoFP]]'' scene had been cut for pacing issues, fan reaction was split between "Yay! She sucked anyway!" and "Yay! At least they can't [[AdaptationalWimp ruin her anymore!]]"''
-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/03/10_worst_adaptations_of_x-men_on_film.php?page=2 "The 10 Worst Adaptations of X-Men on Film... So Far"]]

->"I spent most of '[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash"]]' tied to a pole. It was so small-minded. I have spoken to some of the other assistants and we all suffered from that problem. I found it incredible that ''Doctor Who'' has come so far and all they could find for me to do was tie me to a pole!"

->"I spent most of 'Timelash' tied to a pole. It was so small-minded. I have spoken to some of the other assistants and we all suffered from that problem. I found it incredible that ''Doctor Who'' has come so far and all they could find for me to do was tie me to a pole!"
-->--'''Nicola Bryant''' [[http://drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/nicola-bryant-1992/ on]] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash"]]

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2015/04/as-bad-as-television-gets.html Joe Ford]]''' onn ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Power"

->''"hese blithering women who thought they could do a man's work. Why the hell couldn't they stay at home and mind their pots and pans and stick to their frocks and gossip and leave men's work to the men.''

->''"Just because you're wearing armor doesn't mean you belong in a battlefield! Taking your head brings me only shame! Be gone! War is a man's work!''

->[[ComicBook/JeanGrey She]] began to get out of bed on the other side. "I'm coming with you, [[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott]]."\\
"No, you're not," he said, heading for the closet.\\
A second later, he found himself lifted off the floor and propelled backward. "Don't you ever tell me 'No, you're not!' about something like this, Scott Summers. I mean it!"\\
"Jeannie, this could be dangerous!"\\
"And Magneto wasn't? Or Sauron, or Quasimodo, or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, or any of those others?" She walked over to face him, still holding him six inches off the ground. "Well?"\\
"Damnation," he said. "All right. But..."\\
"But what?"\\
"Where do you have our uniforms?"\\
"I'll go get them," she smiled, and lowered him to the ground as she went to the dresser.

->And not even [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers Carol]], his favorite, could convince him to spend the money on a college education. Her grades were good enough. Her test scores were high enough to have some schools sending her brochures asking them to consider spending four years worth of time and tuition money with them, and even offering some incentives in the way of scholarships.\\
Joe wouldn't have it. Sure, he'd taught Carol to fight. He'd taught all his kids to fight. That didn't mean she wasn't supposed to be a lady, and a lady's place was in the home, not acting like some harlot on a movie screen or in Vogue or being some spinster career girl. She was going to get married, and that was that. No sense in spending tuition money when she could have her pick of men right there in Boston. But, he said, she could go to secretarial school, or learn to be a nurse. Those were useful things.\\
So she went and joined the Air Force.

->'''Bulletman:''' "In case you've forgotten, Susan, you're a wife and mother now. My wife, Jimmy's mother. We stopped wearing the helmets and costumes six years ago. I won't have you gallivanting around--"\\
'''Bulletgirl:''' "You won't? Mr. Jim Barr, in case you've forgotten, I agreed to be your wife, not your bondservant. I'm also not employed full-time. If I want to put on the suit again, I'll damned well do it. If the guys we used to fight before are loose again, I think we have a responsibility to put them back."

->''"These blithering women who thought they could do a man's work. Why the hell couldn't they stay at home and mind their pots and pans and stick to their frocks and gossip and leave men's work to the men."''

->I know I'm a Power Ranger, but c'mon. You guys are the ones that really... you know... lit it up. I don't feel like I did my share...Oh, actually yeah, I did do something special. [[TakenForGranite I got turned into a stone statue,]] [[DamselInDistress and everyone had to come and save me.]] [[SarcasmMode Awesome.]]

->''"Every time you go out, you get [[DesignatedVictim arrested or stabbed]] [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe or betrothed.]] You should stay at home and do your embroidery!"''

->''"You know, you’d make a great nurse."''

Remember, dear, that you're a girl."''

->''The first time it was [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI fathers]], the last time it was [[UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar sons]],''\\
''And in between, your [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII husbands]] marched away with drums and guns,''\\
''But you never stopped to question, you just went on with your lives,''\\
''Cos all they taught you who to be was mothers, daughters, wives,''\\
''And you believed them''

->''"We make her paint her face and dance\\

While putting her down we pretend that she is above us"''

->'''Neo:''': What are you doing?\\
'''Trinity:''' I'm going with you.\\

'''Trinity:''' No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that Morpheus means more to me than he does to you. I believe if you are really serious about rescuing him, you are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it... I believe you can go to hell. Because you're not going anywhere else. Tank, load us up.

->'''Seliph''': Lana, I want you to stay in town. We'll be heading east to the sandy basin to confront the enemy.\\
'''Lana''': Sir, I'm not staying behind!\\

'''Elexus Shredskin (female member of Blood Legion)''': You want me to desert and join you so you can demote me to fry cook?

->''"Eventually, you meet a ninja and his rad hound, and then you meet someone named Celes. The game talks her up like she's going to be a [[InformedAbility major player]], but in general she's just some opera floozy [[TooDumbToLive who jumps off a cliff because she's too stupid to feed an old man food that isn't poisonous]]. Great character development there [=SquareSoft=]."''

->''"It’s not good for relationships to tell men what to do? Who the fuck taught her about relationships, [[Series/TheSopranos Tony Soprano]]? Or maybe this is just another creative way to sell copies of ARTPOP. 'Gaga, we’re thinking it might be a good idea to reach out to some previously ignored markets. What do you think about the submissive wives of [[FlyoverCountry Utah]]?"''

->''"An industrious young woman neglects to charge for her housekeeping services and is [[RootingForTheEmpire rightly exploited for her naïveté.]] She dies without ever having sought her own happiness as the highest moral aim. I did not finish watching this movie, [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy finding it impossible to sympathize with the main character]]. —No stars."''

->''"This is the story where Sarah is so badly-written that she admits [[BrainlessBeauty thinking gives her a headache.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2013/08/revenge-of-cybermen-written-by-gerry.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS12E5RevengeOfTheCybermen}} "Revenge of the Cybermen"]]

->''"There is not a male wrestler on the {{Wrestling/WCW}} roster who couldn't have beaten Colonel Parker by whipping their dick out and [[HarmlessVillain flapping it in his general direction]], and yet here he effortlessly tosses {{Wrestling/Madusa}} around like a rag doll because HE IS MAN AND MAN IS MIGHTY."''

->''"When you talk to a guy, he wants you to get on a gatling gun and kill buffalo rapists. When you talk to a girl, she wants you to play a [[RhythmGame rhythm action]] game to feed her pigs. A woman's idea of a mission is a scenic wagon ride or driving her fussy cattle out to pasture, and she will be nagging at you the whole goddamn time."''

->''"HAHA THE LADIES THEY KEEP SCREWING UP [[FeminineWomenCanCook THE JOB THEIR GENDER ASSIGNED TO THEM]] AMIRGHT FELLAS BUT WHAT’RE YA GONNA DO IT’S NOT LIKE ''YOU’RE'' GOING TO COOK OR ANYTHING"''

->''"When Singer announced that Rogue's solitary ''[[Film/XmenDaysOfFuturePast DoFP]]'' scene had been cut for pacing issues, fan reaction was split between '[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing Yay! She sucked anyway!]]' and 'Yay! At least they can't [[CharacterDerailment ruin her anymore!]]'"''

->''"...Tom Wilkinson is stuck in a more thankless role as the [[DastardlyWhiplash railroad tycoon]] whose turn towards evil is obvious from the moment he's introduced leering at ''[Ruth]'' Wilson, who becomes just another {{damsel in distress}}. In fact, when it looks like she's about to actually accomplish something during the climax, Tonto unwittingly knocks her out with a rock. I feel like there's a scene that captures every wrong-headed approach this film takes, and there's another one."''

->''"Let's ask ''you'' the questions now. Why were you holding [Homura] back? Is it because she's a girl, and you're a knight in shining armor, obliged to save damsels?"''

->''"Shut your mouth, pussycat! Farmi un macchiato, pronto!"''

->''"Keeping with the tradition of only being relegated to horribly-trivial [[{{Padding}} B-plots]], Jill helps Shauni in her quest to drive out sub-standard beach concessions."''

->''"''This'' is the Association of World Super Men! You're little girls! We are the '''[[AC:men!]]''' — the protectors, the hunters, the fighters and the show-offs, and the noise-makers! ''You'' are ''little girls.'' You should be at home with your mommy learning how to cook and clean and... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-whatever-women-stuff. So leave the super heroics to the super '''[[AC:[[LargeHam men!]]]]'''"''

->''"When Creator/VirginiaWoolf wrote "every woman needs a room of one's own", she ''must'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint have been talking about the kitchen!]]"''

'''Mega Man:''' Forget it, Roll! It's too dangerous.

->''"Your job is cleaning, cooking, shopping, laundry and anything else I can think of."''

->''"Remember, little girl, that one day you must be a German mother."''

->''"Man is, or should be, woman's protector and defender.... The paramount destiny and mission of woman are to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. This is the law of the Creator."''

->''Communism as an ideology had been passionately committed to women's equality and liberation, in every sense including the erotic, in spite of [[UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin Lenin's]] own dislike of [[UsefulNotes/StraightEdge casual sexual promiscuity]]. ([[ValuesResonance However, both Krupskaya and Lenin were among the rare revolutionaries who specifically favored the sharing of housework between the sexes]])...Yet, with rather rare exceptions...[[AdvertisedExtra they were not prominent]] in the first political ranks of their parties, or indeed at all, and in the new communist-governed states they became even less visible. Indeed, women in leading political functions virtually disappeared...When women streamed into a profession opened to them, as in the U.S.S.R., where the medical profession became largely feminized in consequence, [[MovingTheGoalposts it lost status and income]]. As against Western feminists, most married Soviet women, long used to a lifetime of paid work, [[RussianReversal dreamed of the luxury of staying at home and doing only one job]].''

->''"Ladies, I have a mission for you on election day: cook! Sweet and exquisite things, please. Bring them to the polling station to be examined. The boldest can try making a tart, the most skilful, profiteroles."''

->''"I believe it’s a biological function of men, because we tend to be larger than women, to be protective of them. If I were to try to zero in, comic-book-like, on when masculinity [[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER went awry]], I’d say it was when Music/RodStewart sang, ‘You are my lover, you’re my best friend,’ rather than allowing there to be two people in his life who served two very important functions."''

->''"I spent most of ''Timelash'' [[DamselInDistress tied to a pole.]] It was so small-minded. I have spoken to some of the other assistants and we all suffered from that problem. I found it incredible that ''Doctor Who'' has come so far and all they could find for me to do was tie me to a pole!"''
-->--'''Nicola Bryant''' [[http://drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/nicola-bryant-1992/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash"]]

->''"Marina and I have always laughed about the fact that both of us can do fencing and that sort of thing. We're the ones who bash pots over warrior's heads, instead of doing karate or whatever."''
-->-- '''Creator/GatesMcFadden''' discussing her and co-star '''Marina Sirtis'''[='=] tendency to play this role on ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''

->''"A lot of girl power ended up on the cutting room floor, unfortunately. I had a really awesome scene where I was fighting The Foot Clan, but I think they were like, 'Why would a tiny journalist be able to kick so much ass?' So that got cut."''

->''"As a reminder: the premise of ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' is that four anthropomorphic turtles, named for Renaissance artists, were trained in the arts of ninja fighting by an anthropomorphic rat. They battle aliens and mutant animals in the sewers of New York City. But, no, it just doesn't make sense that a small woman would be able to successfully beat a foe in hand-to-hand combat. '''JUST HOW FAR DO YOU EXPECT US TO SUSPEND OUR DISBELIEF?'''"''
-->-- '''[[http://jezebel.com/megan-fox-says-a-lot-of-girl-power-was-cut-from-tmnt-1611032845 Callie Beusman]]''', ''Jezebel''

->''"Cut to: the dance, where Zack's forcibly twirled around by the disgusting {{tomboy}} freak (who's wearing a dress, but still gross because she's leading the dance, so might as well be dangling a pendulous pair of hairy testicles into a milkshake). These days, Rhonda, aka actress Kirsten Holmquist, hosts {{Creator/TLC}}'s real-estate development show ''Property Ladder'', but hopefully in a skirt, because I don't want our kids corrupted."''

-->--'''[[http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies Daniel Mallory Ortberg]]''', theorizing what Creator/AynRand would say about ''Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves''

->'''Trinity:''' I'm coming too.\\
'''Neo:''' No, you're staying here.\\
'''Trinity:''' ''Excuse me?'' I am the captain of this ship. So if you don't want me to come with you, you can go to hell. Because you ''won't'' be going anywhere else.