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-->-- ''VideoGame/ShirenTheWanderer'' [[TheWikiRule Wiki]], [[http://shiren.wetpaint.com/page/Table+Mountain+Strategy Table Mountain Strategy]]

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-->-- ''VideoGame/ShirenTheWanderer'' ~~[[TheWikiRule Wiki]],~~ Wiki, [[http://shiren.wetpaint.com/page/Table+Mountain+Strategy Table Mountain Strategy]]

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->''...That head heals the others, kill it next.''
-->-- '''Naofumi during a fight against the Hydra Wave Boss in Chapter 44''', ''Fanfic/FamilyOfTheShield''

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-->-- '''Gabe''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/21/the-protip/ "The Protip"]]

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-->-- '''Gabe''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', ~~[[http://www.~~[[https://www.penny-arcade.~~com/comic/2007/9/21/the-protip/~~ com/comic/2007/09/21/the-protip "The Protip"]]

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->''In the heat of battle, it can be tough to choose your targets. I'm sympathetic to that. You see a big guy with a gun, you want to shoot him right away! But I'm asking you... No, I'm begging you. For the love of God. '''''People'''''. Shoot the doctor. '''''Shoot him'''''. This motherfucker right '''''here!''''' Shoot him '''''first!'''''''

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->''Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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-->--'''Almanac Entry for Roman Healer Zombie''', ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies2ItsAboutTime''.

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-->--'''Almanac Entry for ~~Roman~~ Healer Zombie''', ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies2ItsAboutTime''.

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->''Hot tip: take this one out as fast as you can if you don't want your life turned into a pit of abject misery and despair.''
-->--'''Almanac Entry for Roman Healer Zombie''', ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies2ItsAboutTime''.

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->Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!

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~~->Technically,~~ ->''Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation ~~starter!~~starter!''

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->In the heat of battle, it can be tough to choose your targets. I'm sympathetic to that. You see a big guy with a gun, you want to shoot him right away! But I'm asking you... No, I'm begging you. For the love of God. '''''People'''''. Shoot the doctor. '''''Shoot him'''''. This motherfucker right '''''here!''''' Shoot him '''''first!'''''

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~~->In~~ ->''In the heat of battle, it can be tough to choose your targets. I'm sympathetic to that. You see a big guy with a gun, you want to shoot him right away! But I'm asking you... No, I'm begging you. For the love of God. '''''People'''''. Shoot the doctor. '''''Shoot him'''''. This motherfucker right '''''here!''''' Shoot him ~~'''''first!'''''~~'''''first!'''''''

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->Kill the bunny first [[SquishyWizard (breathing on it should be sufficient)]] then kill what it was healing.

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~~->Kill~~ ->''Kill the bunny first [[SquishyWizard (breathing on it should be sufficient)]] then kill what it was healing.''

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->[[YouFool Foolsss]]... Kill the one in [[RobeAndWizardHat the dress!]]
-->-- '''Lord Victor Nefarius''', ''VideoGame/{{World of Warcraft}}''

->'''Dende:''' (''to Vegeta'') You touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right. I'm your WhiteMage. And ''nobody'' f[[SoundEffectBleep *]]cks with the White Mage -

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~~->[[YouFool~~ ->''[[YouFool Foolsss]]... ~~Kill~~ kill the one in [[RobeAndWizardHat the ~~dress!]]~~
dress!]]''
-->-- '''Lord Victor Nefarius''', ~~''VideoGame/{{World of Warcraft}}''~~

''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->'''Dende:''' (''to Vegeta'') You touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right. I'm your WhiteMage. And ''nobody'' f[[SoundEffectBleep *]]cks with the White ~~Mage -~~ Mage-

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->Strike down the medic first in a platoon, a basic tactic.

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~~->Strike~~ ->''Strike down the medic first in a platoon, a basic tactic.''

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->Man, they're shooting the medics too! They're [[KilledMidSentence not-]]

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~~->Man,~~ ->''Man, they're shooting the medics too! They're [[KilledMidSentence ~~not-]]~~not-]]''

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->After all, I know the one thing that neither the rebels, nor the Combine, will shoot at!\\
A '''medic!''' The rebels will love me for my healing skills, and the Combine won't open fire on me in accordance with Subsection B of the resolutions of the Geneva International Conference!\\
Of October.\\
1863.\\
''(Combine soldier [[TemptingFate immediately blasts him with a shotgun]])'' Eep.

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~~->After~~ ->''After all, I know the one thing that neither the rebels, nor the Combine, will shoot at!\\
A at!''\\
''A '''medic!''' The rebels will love me for my healing skills, and the Combine won't open fire on me in accordance with Subsection B of the resolutions of the Geneva International Conference!\\
Of Conference!''\\
''Of October.\\
1863.\\
''(Combine ''\\
''1863.''\\
(Combine soldier [[TemptingFate immediately blasts him with a ~~shotgun]])'' Eep.~~shotgun]]) ''Eep.''

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->''This is a Medi Guy. Medi Guys are the emergency workers of the Shy Guy clan. Max HP: 7, Attack Power: 1, Defense Power: 0 They have the power to heal their wounded companions. Of course, they also attack. We'd better hurry up and take them out of the mix. It's a pain if they keep fixing all the damage we do.''
-->'''Goombario's Tattle''', ''VideoGame/PaperMario64''

->''That's a White Magikoopa. It's a Koopa wizard dressed in white. Max HP is 7, Attack is 4, and Defense is 0. It attacks with magic and can replenish its allies' HP. Better hit it first, huh?''
-->'''Goombella's Tattle''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''

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-->-- ''ShirenTheWanderer'' [[WikiRule Wiki]], [[http://shiren.wetpaint.com/page/Table+Mountain+Strategy Table Mountain Strategy]]

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-->-- ~~''ShirenTheWanderer''~~ ''VideoGame/ShirenTheWanderer'' [[WikiRule Wiki]], [[http://shiren.wetpaint.com/page/Table+Mountain+Strategy Table Mountain Strategy]]

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->Oh God. [[ThoseWackyNazis They're]] shooting medics too! They're not playing by [[KilledMidSentence the-]]

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~~->Oh God. [[ThoseWackyNazis They're]]~~ ->Man, they're shooting the medics too! They're ~~not playing by~~ [[KilledMidSentence ~~the-]]~~not-]]

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-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Lord Victor Nefarius]]''', ''VideoGame/{{World of Warcraft}}''

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-->-- ~~'''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Lord~~ '''Lord Victor ~~Nefarius]]''',~~ Nefarius''', ''VideoGame/{{World of Warcraft}}''

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->You fools! Go after the one in [[RobeAndWizardHat the dress!]]
-->-- '''Lord Victor Nefarius''', ''VideoGame/{{World of Warcraft}}''

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~~->You fools! Go after~~ ->[[YouFool Foolsss]]... Kill the one in [[RobeAndWizardHat the dress!]]
-->-- ~~'''Lord~~ '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Lord Victor ~~Nefarius''',~~ Nefarius]]''', ''VideoGame/{{World of Warcraft}}''

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->Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''

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-->-- ~~''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''~~
''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

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-->-- '''Gabe''', ''PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/21/the-protip/ "The Protip"]]

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-->-- '''Gabe''', ~~''PennyArcade'',~~ ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/21/the-protip/ "The Protip"]]

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-->-- '''Lord Victor Nefarius''', ''{{World of Warcraft}}''

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-->-- '''Lord Victor Nefarius''', ~~''{{World~~ ''VideoGame/{{World of Warcraft}}''

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-->-- '''Squad Medic''', ''CallOfDuty''

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->You fools! Go after the one in the dress!

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->You fools! Go after the one in [[RobeAndWizardHat the ~~dress!~~dress!]]

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->'''Dende:''' (to Vegeta) ...you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right. I'm your WhiteMage. And ''nobody'' f[[SoundEffectBleep *]]cks with the White Mage -
->'''BOOM'''
->'''Frieza:''' Oh, I feel real good about my life right now.

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->'''Dende:''' ~~(to Vegeta) ...you~~ (''to Vegeta'') You touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right. I'm your WhiteMage. And ''nobody'' f[[SoundEffectBleep *]]cks with the White Mage -
->'''BOOM'''
->'''Frieza:''' ->''BOOM''
->'''Freeza:''' Oh, I feel ~~real~~ ''real'' good about my life right now.

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->"Strike down the medic first in a platoon, a basic tactic."
-->'''Mei Terumi''', ''Manga{{Naruto}}''

->"Oh God. They're shooting medics too! They're not playing by [[KilledMidSentence the]]."
--> '''Squad Medic, CallOfDuty

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~~->"Strike~~ ->Strike down the medic first in a platoon, a basic tactic."
-->'''Mei tactic.
-->-- '''Mei Terumi''', ''Manga{{Naruto}}''

->"Oh ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->Oh God. ~~They're~~ [[ThoseWackyNazis They're]] shooting medics too! They're not playing by [[KilledMidSentence the]]."
--> the-]]
-->-- '''Squad ~~Medic, CallOfDuty~~
Medic''', ''CallOfDuty''

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->"Oh God. They're shooting medics too! They're not playing by [[KilledMidSentence the]]."
--> '''Squad Medic, CallOfDuty

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-->-- ''DragonBallAbridged''

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-->-- ~~''DragonBallAbridged''~~
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-->'''Mei Terumi''', ''Naruto''.

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-->'''Mei Terumi''', ~~''Naruto''.~~
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->"Strike down the medic first in a platoon, a basic tactic."
-->'''Mei Terumi''', ''Naruto''.

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->"In the heat of battle, it can be tough to choose your targets. I'm sympathetic to that. You see a big guy with a gun, you want to shoot him right away! But I'm asking you... No, I'm begging you. For the love of God. '''''People'''''. Shoot the doctor. '''''Shoot him'''''. This motherfucker right '''''here!''''' Shoot him '''''first!'''''"
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-->-Gabe, ''PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/21/the-protip/ "The Protip"]]

->"Kill the bunny first [[SquishyWizard (breathing on it should be sufficient)]] then kill what it was healing."
--> ShirenTheWanderer [[WikiRule Wiki]], [[http://shiren.wetpaint.com/page/Table+Mountain+Strategy Table Mountain Strategy]]

->''"You fools! Go after the one in the dress!"
-->'''Lord Victor Nefarious'''

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~~->"In~~ ->In the heat of battle, it can be tough to choose your targets. I'm sympathetic to that. You see a big guy with a gun, you want to shoot him right away! But I'm asking you... No, I'm begging you. For the love of God. '''''People'''''. Shoot the doctor. '''''Shoot him'''''. This motherfucker right '''''here!''''' Shoot him '''''first!'''''"
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-->-Gabe, '''''first!'''''
-->-- '''Gabe''', ''PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/9/21/the-protip/ "The Protip"]]

~~->"Kill~~ ->Kill the bunny first [[SquishyWizard (breathing on it should be sufficient)]] then kill what it was healing."
--> ShirenTheWanderer healing.
-->-- ''ShirenTheWanderer'' [[WikiRule Wiki]], [[http://shiren.wetpaint.com/page/Table+Mountain+Strategy Table Mountain Strategy]]

~~->''"You~~ ->You fools! Go after the one in the dress!"
-->'''Lord dress!
-->-- '''Lord Victor ~~Nefarious'''~~Nefarius''', ''{{World of Warcraft}}''

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->''"You fools! Go after the one in the dress!"
-->'''Lord Victor Nefarious'''

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