History Quotes / SelfDestructMechanism

"You cowards," fumed the computer. "You want to destroy the ship and run away. If I were a HAL-9000 I would kill you where you stand!"

-->-- ''Genocidal Organ'', by Project ITOH

-->-- ''ALIEN!!!'', an ''Film/{{Alien}}''[=/=]''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ParodyFic by Odon

->"Could you test your self-destruct sequence for me? I want to make sure it works. ''(Imperial probe droid squarks indignantly)'' [[JustJokingJustification All right, take it easy!]] ''(probe flies off)'' One of these days that's going to work..."

-->"Could you test your self-destruct sequence for me? I want to make sure it works. ''(Imperial probe droid squarks indignantly)'' [[JustJokingJustification All right, take it easy!]] ''(probe flies off)'' One of these days that's going to work..."

->'''Dr Chaotica:''' Your once proud country will fall to its knees. How ironic that I am using your rocket ship to lead my space force into battle!\\
'''Kim:''' You're wrong, Chaotica. Before you came on board, someone pushed the self destruct button. In three minutes, [[TakingYouWithMe we'll all be dead]].\\
'''Dr Chaotica:''' ''[with [[EvilIsHammy appropriate body language]]]'' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]

-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Imitation Krabs"

->''"Coin operated self-destruct... Not one of my better ideas."''
-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Imitation Krabs"

->''"Self destruct will occur in t-minus ten seconds, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one..."''
-->-- '''RobotDog''', ''WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne''

->''"I know your UNATCO killphrase: Laputan Machine."''
-->-- '''JC Denton''', ''VideoGame/DeusEx''

->'''Oglethorpe:''' Ours is voice-activated! All you have to do is say "explode", and it does just that!\\
'''Computer:''' 5, 4, 3, 2...
-->-- ''Spacecataz''

->'''Phineas''': Everything's wired through this self-destruct button. Do you even ''need'' that?\\
'''Doofensmirtz''': Well, of course I need- [{{Beat}}] Wait a minute; no, I do ''not'' need that. You are absolutely right!
-->--''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension''

-->--- '''ALIEN!!!''', an ''Film/{{Alien}}''[=/=]''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]'' ParodyFic by Odon

->''"Fire a single shot into Darkhan territory and I press this button. You know what it does, [[SpaceColdWar every one of your ships has them as well]]. [[GoingCritical Every control rod will be blown out of the ship's pile]] in that instant and half your filthy city will go up in the explosion. [[GiveMeAReason Go on, fire. I think I will enjoy pressing this]]."''
-->--'''Darkhan navy officer''', ''Literature/{{Deathworld}}''

->"Amazing. Look at all those levers. It's not a joke that the only thing a stranger can operate on most mad-science inventions is the self-destruct."\\
"That's over—" I clapped my hands over my mouth. Ohmygod. I'd built a self-destruct lever into my smelter.
-->-- ''Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain''

'''Computer:''' [[AC:Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for one-minute countdown.]]\\

'''Computer:''' [[AC:Destruct sequence is activated.]]\\
''(later, after several Klingons enter TheBridge)''\\

''(Torg holds his communicator up to a console)''\\
'''Computer:''' [[AC:9...8...7...6...5...]]\\

'''Computer:''' [[AC:2...1...]]\\
''(BOOM)''

->'''Dr Chaotica:''' Your once proud country will fall to its knees. How ironic that I am using your rocket ship to lead my space force into battle!\\
'''Kim:''' You're wrong, Chaotica. Before you came on board, someone pushed the self destruct button. In three minutes, [[TakingYouWithMe we'll all be dead]].\\
'''Dr Chaotica:''' ''(with [[EvilIsHammy appropriate body language]])'' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Night"

->“Jaeger One touchdown,” I called and ran to take cover in the shadow of the nearest building. The other seven soldiers in my team landed in quick succession after me, and within fifteen seconds of my touchdown, all the [[DropPod Pods]] had entered self-destruct mode, their electrical parts destroyed by acid and the artificial flesh killed by having its supply of life-giving enzymes cut off.
-->-- ''Genocidal Organ'', by Project ITOH

-> "Primary data center penetrated. Commencing self destruct sequence." There was a pause. "And there is no countdown."\\
"[[OhCrap Shit!]]"
-->-- ''Literature/{{Daemon}}''

-->--''Film/BulletToTheHead''