Line #59 Quotes/SelfDestructMechanism


1	[[AC:Anime and Manga]]
2	->'''Keitaro:''' Why'd you put in something like that!?\
3	'''Suu:''' You know, [[LampshadeHanging that's just something mad scientists do.]]
4	-->-- ''Manga/LoveHina''
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6	[[AC:Fan Works]]
7	->"Well unless you've got any more bright ideas," said B'Ellen. "I suggest we go to Plan Flee. Big Brother, where's the self-destruct mechanism?"\
8	There was a long silence from the computer.\
9	"Why?" Big Brother asked suspiciously.\
10	"Err...we just want to look at it," B'Ellen mumbled.\
11	"Um, yes," said Kaneway. "We've er, never seen a self-destruct mechanism before."\
12	"You cowards," fumed the computer. "You want to destroy the ship and run away. If I were a [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL-9000]] [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact I would kill you where you stand!]]"
13	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9048161 ALIEN!!!]]''
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15	->"Could you test your self-destruct sequence for me? I want to make sure it works. ''(Imperial probe droid flies off with an indignant squawk)'' [[JustJokingJustification All right, take it easy!]] One of these days that's going to work..."
16	-->-- '''Sentry Patrol 735''', ''Film/ImperialMilitaryPersonnelStories''
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18	[[AC:Film -- Animation]]
19	->'''Phineas''': Everything's wired through this self-destruct button. Do you even ''need'' that?\
20	'''Doofensmirtz''': Well, of course I need- ''[{{Beat}}]'' Wait a minute; no, I do ''not'' need that. You are absolutely right!
21	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension''
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23	[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
24	->'''Kirk:''' Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk, requesting security access. Computer, Destruct Sequence One, Code 1-1-A.\
25	'''Scotty:''' Computer, Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineering Officer. Destruct Sequence Two, Code 1-1-A-2-B.\
26	'''Chekov:''' Computer, this is Commander Pavel Chekov, Acting Science Officer. Destruct Sequence Three, Code 1-B-2-B-3.\
27	'''Computer:''' ''Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for one-minute countdown.''\
28	'''Kirk:''' Code 0-0-0-Destruct-0.\
29	'''Computer:''' ''Destruct sequence is activated.''\
30	''[later, after several Klingons enter TheBridge]''\
31	'''Torg:''' My lord, the ship appears to be deserted.\
32	'''Kruge:''' How can that be? They're hiding.\
33	'''Torg:''' Yes, sir, and the bridge appears to be run by computer. It is the only thing speaking.\
34	'''Kruge:''' Speaking? Let me hear.\
35	''[Torg holds his communicator up to a console]''\
36	'''Computer:''' ''9...8...7...6...5...''\
37	'''Kruge:''' [[OhCrap GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT!]]\
38	'''Computer:''' ''2...1...''\
39	''[BOOM]''
40	-->-- ''Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock''
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42	->'''James Bonomo''': You're probably wondering why I happen to have my safehouse all wired up.\
43	'''Taylor Kwon''': Not really. Like most criminals, you have a paranoid personality.
44	-->-- ''Film/BulletToTheHead''
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46	[[AC:Literature]]
47	->''"Fire a single shot into Darkhan territory and I press this button. You know what it does, [[SpaceColdWar every one of your ships has them as well]]. [[GoingCritical Every control rod will be blown out of the ship's pile]] in that instant and half your filthy city will go up in the explosion. [[GiveMeAReason Go on, fire. I think I will enjoy pressing this]]."''
48	-->-- '''Darkhan navy officer''', ''Literature/{{Deathworld}}''
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50	->"Amazing. Look at all those levers. It's not a joke that the only thing a stranger can operate on most mad-science inventions is the self-destruct."\
51	"That's over—" I clapped my hands over my mouth. Ohmygod. I'd built a self-destruct lever into my smelter.
52	-->-- ''Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain''
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54	->"Jaeger One touchdown," I called and ran to take cover in the shadow of the nearest building. The other seven soldiers in my team landed in quick succession after me, and within fifteen seconds of my touchdown, all the [[DropPod Pods]] had entered self-destruct mode, their electrical parts destroyed by acid and the artificial flesh killed by having its supply of life-giving enzymes cut off.
55	-->-- ''Literature/GenocidalOrgan'', by Project ITOH
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57	->"Primary data center penetrated. Commencing self destruct sequence." There was a pause. "And there is no countdown."\
58	"[[OhCrap Shit!]]"
59	-->-- ''Literature/{{Daemon}}''
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61	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
62	->'''Dr. Chaotica:''' Your once proud country will fall to its knees. How ironic that I am using your rocket ship to lead my space force into battle!\
63	'''Kim:''' You're wrong, Chaotica. Before you came on board, someone pushed the self-destruct button. In three minutes, [[TakingYouWithMe we'll all be dead]].\
64	'''Dr. Chaotica:''' ''[with [[EvilIsHammy appropriate body language]]]'' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
65	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Night"
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67	[[AC:Music]]
68	->''Now, how will we revenge ourselves on those who raise our ire?\
69	Write code that self-destructs the day the warranties expire!''
70	-->-- '''Duane Elms''', "Threes Rev 1.1"
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72	[[AC:Video Games]]
73	->''"I know your UNATCO killphrase: Laputan Machine."''
74	-->-- '''JC Denton''', ''VideoGame/DeusEx''
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76	[[AC:Webcomics]]
77	->''"You have activated the [[SchmuckBait decoy self-destruct]]. Please remain where you are. Armed guards will arrive immediately to capture you or shoot on sight, depending on their mood.\
78	Real evil labs don't have [[BigRedButton 'self-destruct' systems]] in their control room. What are you, stupid?"''
79	-->-- '''Computer System''', ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'', [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2005-09-09/comic/facilitating-your-demise/our-base-is-cliche-proof/ "Our Base Is Cliché Proof"]]
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81	->'''Haley:''' I think we've got [[MontyHaul all the treasure gathered]].\
82	'''Roy:''' Good, good. Well, gang, it looks like we're out of here.\
83	'''[[QuirkyBard Elan]]:''' Yup. Nothing left to do but activate the self-destruction rune and leave.\
84	''[BeatPanel]''\
85	'''Roy:''' The... the what?\
86	'''Elan:''' Y'know, the rune over behind Xykon's throne labeled "Castle Self-Destruct." We just activate that and leave. Right?\
87	'''Roy:''' Why would we... want to destroy the castle?
88	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0118.html "They Should Childproof Those Things"]]
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90	[[AC:Western Animation]]
91	->''"Coin operated self-destruct... Not one of my better ideas."''
92	-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Imitation Krabs"
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94	->''"Self destruct will occur in t-minus ten seconds, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one..."''
95	-->-- '''RobotDog''', ''WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne''
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97	->'''Oglethorpe:''' Ours is voice-activated! All you have to do is say "explode", and it does just that!\
98	'''Computer:''' 5, 4, 3, 2...
99	-->-- ''Spacecataz'', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''
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