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-->-- ''Series/TheSopranos'', "Recap/TheSopranosS4E1ForAllDebtsPublicAndPrivate"
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'''[[TheDon Tony Soprano]]:''' *stops eating in confiusion* Who did what?\\
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'''[[TheDon Tony Soprano]]:''' *stops (''stops eating in confiusion* confiusion'') Who did what?\\
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'''Tony:''' '''UsefulNotes/Nostradamus'''. Quasimodo's Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame.\\
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'''Tony:''' '''UsefulNotes/Nostradamus'''.'''Nostradamus'''. Quasimodo's Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame.\\
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'''Tony:''' [[UsefulNotes/Nostradamus Nostradamus]]. Quasimodo's Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame.\\
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'''Tony:''' [[UsefulNotes/Nostradamus Nostradamus]].'''UsefulNotes/Nostradamus'''. Quasimodo's Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame.\\
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'''Tony:''' Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely.\\
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'''Tony:''' [[SignificantNameOverlap Nostradamus, and Notre Dame.Dame]]. Two different things completely.\\
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->'''[[BigFun Bobby Baccalieri]]:''' (''eating at a diner'') Mom started going downhill [[DistancedFromCurrentEvents/SeptemberEleventh after the World Trade Center]]. You know Quasimodo predicted all this..\\
'''[[TheDon Tony Soprano]]:''' *stops eating in confiusion* Who did what?\\
'''Bobby:''' All these problems - [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror the Middle East]], [[ApocalypseHow the end of the world]].\\
'''Tony:''' [[UsefulNotes/Nostradamus Nostradamus]]. Quasimodo's Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame.\\
'''Bobby:''' Oh right. Notre Damus.\\
'''Tony:''' Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Bobby:''' It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it?" And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. [[UsefulNotes/CollegiateAmericanFootball You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame]].\\
'''Tony:''' One's a fucking cathedral.\\
'''Bobby:''' Obviously. I know, [[SustainedMisunderstanding I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence]]. What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?\\
'''Tony:''' [[AvertedTrope No.]]\\
*[[SubvertedTrope Both get back to eating]]*
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-->-- ''Series/TheSopranos'', "Recap/TheSopranosS4E1ForAllDebtsPublicAndPrivate"
'''[[TheDon Tony Soprano]]:''' *stops eating in confiusion* Who did what?\\
'''Bobby:''' All these problems - [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror the Middle East]], [[ApocalypseHow the end of the world]].\\
'''Tony:''' [[UsefulNotes/Nostradamus Nostradamus]]. Quasimodo's Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame.\\
'''Bobby:''' Oh right. Notre Damus.\\
'''Tony:''' Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Bobby:''' It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it?" And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. [[UsefulNotes/CollegiateAmericanFootball You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame]].\\
'''Tony:''' One's a fucking cathedral.\\
'''Bobby:''' Obviously. I know, [[SustainedMisunderstanding I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence]]. What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?\\
'''Tony:''' [[AvertedTrope No.]]\\
*[[SubvertedTrope Both get back to eating]]*
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'''Tatsugoro''': No doubt about it, Teriyaki Chicken pairs the best with this white rice.\\
'''Artorius''': Utter nonsense, Teriyaki. This Porkloin Cutlet is what clearly pairs the best with this white rice.\\
'''Alphonse Flugel''': I can't listen to this. Curry Rice is best! The truth is located in the dishes name. Curry Rice is obvioulsy best suited to rice.\\
'''Lionel''': Give me seconds! Pork Cutlet Ricebowl. It cannot exist without rice.\\
'''Gaganpo''': ''(Takes a spoonful of Omlette Rice)'' Delicious.\\
'''Tatsugoro''': I'm talking about what goes best with "White Rice". The dishes you've mentioned are in a different category.\\
'''Alphonse Flugel''': Are you truly implying that Curry Rice doesn't contain White Rice? This man is blind, aren't ya?
-->--''Literature/RestaurantToAnotherWorld''
'''Artorius''': Utter nonsense, Teriyaki. This Porkloin Cutlet is what clearly pairs the best with this white rice.\\
'''Alphonse Flugel''': I can't listen to this. Curry Rice is best! The truth is located in the dishes name. Curry Rice is obvioulsy best suited to rice.\\
'''Lionel''': Give me seconds! Pork Cutlet Ricebowl. It cannot exist without rice.\\
'''Gaganpo''': ''(Takes a spoonful of Omlette Rice)'' Delicious.\\
'''Tatsugoro''': I'm talking about what goes best with "White Rice". The dishes you've mentioned are in a different category.\\
'''Alphonse Flugel''': Are you truly implying that Curry Rice doesn't contain White Rice? This man is blind, aren't ya?
-->--''Literature/RestaurantToAnotherWorld''
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-> ''Oh hello there! My name is Nern. I'm considered the greatest historian of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear? Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. Let's see.... Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch... Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly... A great strangeness fills my body... Something was wrong... I've lived many years, and I've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rocking chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth, and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my wife, God rest her soul, brushing her hair in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion... "Why can't I be married to an attractive woman?" "Is it me?" "My bank account?" I'm a tall guy, I workout forty minutes a week... Is that not enough? Now my neighbor at the time, Tom Forknight, was very short. His wife, Karen Forknight-Plateburger... Yeah, one of THOSE women. Well, she was more attractive than my wife. I'd say she was a soft six, whereas my wife was a hard four. What's the deal? I thought women liked tall men? Why was Karen with him? Anyway my horse of a wife, God rest her soul, crawled into bed next to me. She decided to leave the bedside light on so she could read her book. It was one of her romance novels again... Give me a break... As if I don't already feel inadequate enough... Not only do I have to compete with Tom, now I have to deal with these fictional hunks! Ay yai yai! At this point I had already suppressed the urges of intimacy, I rolled over and tried to sleep. Her bedside light was only of minor annoyance. I was able to drift off... Then I woke up to a big flash of light. That's about it. (Brad begins walking away) I can tell by the way you're walking away that you don't want to leave... If you really want to hear another story I'll tell you. Once upon a hot summer night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house. Well, his backyard... Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right, Tom Forknight... Now earlier in the day my wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad! Anyway, Tom and his above mediocre wife were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The nerve of those Forknights! Needless to say I gave my wife, God rest her soul, a couple choice words About whipped cream! Versus potato salad! God dammit! Son of a bitch! A real tongue lashing! Geez, you're kind of smothering me. I'll talk to you later.''[[note]]He intercepts you the next screen over and gives another speech just as long as this[[/note]]
-->-- '''Nern Guan''', ''VideoGame/{{LISA}}''
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-> ''Oh hello there! My name is Nern. I'm considered the greatest historian of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear? Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. Let's see.... Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch... Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly... A great strangeness fills my body... Something was wrong... I've lived many years, and I've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rocking chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth, and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my wife, God rest her soul, brushing her hair in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion... "Why can't I be married to an attractive woman?" "Is it me?" "My bank account?" I'm a tall guy, I workout forty minutes a week... Is that not enough? Now my neighbor at the time, Tom Forknight, was very short. His wife, Karen Forknight-Plateburger... Yeah, one of THOSE women. Well, she was more attractive than my wife. I'd say she was a soft six, whereas my wife was a hard four. What's the deal? I thought women liked tall men? Why was Karen with him? Anyway my horse of a wife, God rest her soul, crawled into bed next to me. She decided to leave the bedside light on so she could read her book. It was one of her romance novels again... Give me a break... As if I don't already feel inadequate enough... Not only do I have to compete with Tom, now I have to deal with these fictional hunks! Ay yai yai! At this point I had already suppressed the urges of intimacy, I rolled over and tried to sleep. Her bedside light was only of minor annoyance. I was able to drift off... Then I woke up to a big flash of light. That's about it. (Brad begins walking away) I can tell by the way you're walking away that you don't want to leave... If you really want to hear another story I'll tell you. Once upon a hot summer night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house. Well, his backyard... Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right, Tom Forknight... Now earlier in the day my wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad! Anyway, Tom and his above mediocre wife were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The nerve of those Forknights! Needless to say I gave my wife, God rest her soul, a couple choice words About whipped cream! Versus potato salad! God dammit! Son of a bitch! A real tongue lashing! Geez, you're kind of smothering me. I'll talk to you later.''[[note]]He intercepts you the next screen over and gives another speech just as long as this[[/note]]
-->-- '''Nern Guan''', ''VideoGame/{{LISA}}''
-->-- '''Nern Guan''', ''VideoGame/{{LISA}}''
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'''Kimmy:''' Oh man that reminds me: have you guys ever looked up what dudes on death row order for their last meals?\\
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'''Kimmy:''' Oh man that reminds me: have you guys ever looked up what dudes on death row DeathRow order for [[PrisonersLastMeal their last meals?\\meals]]?\\
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-->-- '''One of Guy and Ellars usual discussions''', ''Machinima/ChronicleOfTheAnnoyingQuest''
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-->-- '''One of Guy and Ellars usual discussions''', ''Machinima/ChronicleOfTheAnnoyingQuest''
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->'''Guy:''' ...Okay look, it's very simple dude. [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers The Autobots and Decepticons woke up after 65 million years of being in emergency stasis, when the volcano that they crash-landed on erupted.]]\\
'''Ellars:''' Oh come on, what are you talking about "Millions of Years"? The volcano would have had to have erupted hundreds of times. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What'd they do? Hit the "Volcano-Snooze" Button?]]\\
'''Guy:''' Look, I don't know. And we've gotten ''completely'' off of our original topic.
-->-- '''One of Guy and Ellars usual discussions''', ''Machinima/ChronicleOfTheAnnoyingQuest''
'''Ellars:''' Oh come on, what are you talking about "Millions of Years"? The volcano would have had to have erupted hundreds of times. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What'd they do? Hit the "Volcano-Snooze" Button?]]\\
'''Guy:''' Look, I don't know. And we've gotten ''completely'' off of our original topic.
-->-- '''One of Guy and Ellars usual discussions''', ''Machinima/ChronicleOfTheAnnoyingQuest''
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->''[[PluckyComicRelief Marco]] is [[TheLeader Jake]]’s [[TheLancer best friend]]. They’ve been best friends forever. No one even remembers when it started. But ever since their friendship began, they’ve been arguing with each other about the most completely idiotic things in the universe: whether you should use more pedal or higher gears to win this dumb driving video game they love; whether Spiderman could beat Batman; whether basketball takes more teamwork than football; whether cheese tastes yellow.''
->''I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].''
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #14: The Unknown''
->''I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].''
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #14: The Unknown''
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-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo'', "Epilogue: Sleeping Slaves (Part 1)"
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-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo'', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind'', "Epilogue: Sleeping Slaves (Part 1)"
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->''[[PluckyComicRelief Marco]] is [[TheLeader Jake]]’s [[TheLancer best friend]]. They’ve been best friends forever. No one even remembers when it started. But ever since their friendship began, they’ve been arguing with each other about the most completely idiotic things in the universe: whether you should use more pedal or higher gears to win this dumb driving video game they love; whether Spiderman could beat Batman; whether basketball takes more teamwork than football; whether cheese tastes yellow.
->I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].''
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->''[[PluckyComicRelief Marco]] is [[TheLeader Jake]]’s [[TheLancer best friend]]. They’ve been best friends forever. No one even remembers when it started. But ever since their friendship began, they’ve been arguing with each other about the most completely idiotic things in the universe: whether you should use more pedal or higher gears to win this dumb driving video game they love; whether Spiderman could beat Batman; whether basketball takes more teamwork than football; whether cheese tastes yellow.
->I’myellow.''
->''I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].''
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->[[PluckyComicRelief Marco]] is [[TheLeader Jake]]’s [[TheLancer best friend]]. They’ve been best friends forever. No one even remembers when it started. But ever since their friendship began, they’ve been arguing with each other about the most completely idiotic things in the universe: whether you should use more pedal or higher gears to win this dumb driving video game they love; whether Spiderman could beat Batman; whether basketball takes more teamwork than football; whether cheese tastes yellow.
->I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].
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->I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].''
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->'''Kimmy:''' ''[to Ozzie]'' Hey how are you holding up?\\
'''Ozzie:''' [[DefinitelyJustACold Huh? I-I'm fine. Much better a-actually...]]\\
'''Kimmy:''' ''[skeptical silence]'' …Well that's good. Can't have you dying on me, Cortozzo.\\
'''Ozzie:''' .....\\
'''Austin:''' Yeah, imagine if your last meal was back at the Gorilla Bar Lounge.\\
'''Kimmy:''' Oh man that reminds me: have you guys ever looked up what dudes on death row order for their last meals?\\
'''Austin:''' No, because I'm not a sociopath.\\
'''Ozzie:''' It's nuts! They let you order anything! Pasta as far as the eye can see!!\\
'''Austin:''' What is wrong with you two?\\
'''Kimmy:''' Oh please, you've never thought about what you'd order for your final meal on Earth?\\
'''Austin:''' I don't know... a Shamrock Shake.\\
''[Kimmy and Ozzie give him judging looks]''\\
'''Austin:''' ''W-what?!''\\
'''Kimmy:''' Why do you have to be difficult?\\
'''Austin:''' ''That's'' being difficult?!\\
'''Kimmy:''' It's a seasonal exclusive! You can't just order it whenever you want!\\
'''Austin:''' So what if my execution is in March?!\\
'''Ozzie:''' You can't ''set'' your execution date-- it's prison, not a wedding.\\
'''Austin:''' Oh sure, ''I'm'' the one being unreasonable in this fantasy scenario!
-->-- ''Webcomic/OzzieTheVampire'', [[http://www.ozziethevampire.com/comic/episode-04-this-immortal-coil-page-13 Episode 04: This Immortal Coil]]
'''Ozzie:''' [[DefinitelyJustACold Huh? I-I'm fine. Much better a-actually...]]\\
'''Kimmy:''' ''[skeptical silence]'' …Well that's good. Can't have you dying on me, Cortozzo.\\
'''Ozzie:''' .....\\
'''Austin:''' Yeah, imagine if your last meal was back at the Gorilla Bar Lounge.\\
'''Kimmy:''' Oh man that reminds me: have you guys ever looked up what dudes on death row order for their last meals?\\
'''Austin:''' No, because I'm not a sociopath.\\
'''Ozzie:''' It's nuts! They let you order anything! Pasta as far as the eye can see!!\\
'''Austin:''' What is wrong with you two?\\
'''Kimmy:''' Oh please, you've never thought about what you'd order for your final meal on Earth?\\
'''Austin:''' I don't know... a Shamrock Shake.\\
''[Kimmy and Ozzie give him judging looks]''\\
'''Austin:''' ''W-what?!''\\
'''Kimmy:''' Why do you have to be difficult?\\
'''Austin:''' ''That's'' being difficult?!\\
'''Kimmy:''' It's a seasonal exclusive! You can't just order it whenever you want!\\
'''Austin:''' So what if my execution is in March?!\\
'''Ozzie:''' You can't ''set'' your execution date-- it's prison, not a wedding.\\
'''Austin:''' Oh sure, ''I'm'' the one being unreasonable in this fantasy scenario!
-->-- ''Webcomic/OzzieTheVampire'', [[http://www.ozziethevampire.com/comic/episode-04-this-immortal-coil-page-13 Episode 04: This Immortal Coil]]
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-->-- '''Kaepora Gaebora's speech''', ''WebAnimation/SomethingAbout,'' ''Something About The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''
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-->-- '''Kaepora Gaebora's speech''', ''WebAnimation/SomethingAbout,'' ''Something About The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''Time''
->'''Fran Fine:''' (''filing C.C.'s nails'') ...Mint Chocolate Chip, Jamocha Almond Fudge, Pralines 'n' Cream. That's it. That's 30. Oh my God, they lied. Why? - 30's a lot. Is 31 so catchy? Oh, wait a minute. I forgot the sherbets. All right, I'll start again. Vanilla, Chocolate...
->'''C.C. Babcock:''' (''screaming'') '''[[SuddenlyShouting STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!]]'''
->'''Fran:''' [[ConversationalTroping You know]], [[LockedInARoom this reminds me of]] [[Series/TheFactsOfLife when Blair and Tootie got caught in Mrs. Garrett's walk-in freezer]]. Thank God, Natalie went in for a midnight snack, surprise, surprise.
->'''C.C.:''' (''slowly'') These are the topics we can no longer discuss: what Woolite can and cannot do, anyone with the last name "Cassidy", odd-shaped moles on Eastern Europeans...
->'''Fran:''' All right, OK, but you're really restricting the conversation.
-->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "Whine Cellar"
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->'''Fran Fine:''' (''filing C.C.'s nails'') ...Mint Chocolate Chip, Jamocha Almond Fudge, Pralines 'n' Cream. That's it. That's 30. Oh my God, they lied. Why? - 30's a lot. Is 31 so catchy? Oh, wait a minute. I forgot the sherbets. All right, I'll start again. Vanilla, Chocolate...
->'''C.C. Babcock:''' (''screaming'') '''[[SuddenlyShouting STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!]]'''
->'''Fran:''' [[ConversationalTroping You know]], [[LockedInARoom this reminds me of]] [[Series/TheFactsOfLife when Blair and Tootie got caught in Mrs. Garrett's walk-in freezer]]. Thank God, Natalie went in for a midnight snack, surprise, surprise.
->'''C.C.:''' (''slowly'') These are the topics we can no longer discuss: what Woolite can and cannot do, anyone with the last name "Cassidy", odd-shaped moles on Eastern Europeans...
->'''Fran:''' All right, OK, but you're really restricting the conversation.
-->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "Whine Cellar"
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-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''''ComicBook/TheUltimates''
-> ''Hoot hoot! Little Link...Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your [=LEGOs=] one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will your friends. That is your fate. Don't get discouraged, even during the toughest times...one day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and owe them $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure, they list the calories, fat carbs and the 0G of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't such a great alternative to [=McDonald's=] after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat three times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times...And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report." Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? And that the 100 folds on a chef's hat refers to the 100 ways to fry an egg? Or that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century? [[ShutUpHannibal [gets an Ocarina to the face]]]''
-->-- '''Kaepora Gaebora's speech''', ''WebAnimation/SomethingAbout,'' ''Something About The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''
-> ''Hoot hoot! Little Link...Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your [=LEGOs=] one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will your friends. That is your fate. Don't get discouraged, even during the toughest times...one day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and owe them $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure, they list the calories, fat carbs and the 0G of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't such a great alternative to [=McDonald's=] after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat three times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times...And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report." Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? And that the 100 folds on a chef's hat refers to the 100 ways to fry an egg? Or that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century? [[ShutUpHannibal [gets an Ocarina to the face]]]''
-->-- '''Kaepora Gaebora's speech''', ''WebAnimation/SomethingAbout,'' ''Something About The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''
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->'''Mista:''' Just hear me out! Taking time to ''really'' think about what you're eating is connected to whether or not you're living a happy life. That's why I think it's really important. So, there are animals that are carnivores, right? You know, like lions, cats and vultures. You won't find meat from carnivores like that at a restaurant. Why?\\
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->'''Mista:''' Just hear me out! Taking time to ''really'' think about what you're eating is connected to whether or not you're living a happy life. That's why I think it's really important. So, there are animals that are carnivores, right? You know, like lions, cats cats, and vultures. You won't find meat from carnivores like that at a restaurant. Why?\\
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-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo'', "Epilogue: Sleeping Slaves (Part 1)"
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-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo'', "Epilogue: Sleeping Slaves (Part 1)"1)"
->'''Black Widow:''' The only thing that really gets me uptight on these big, multi-regiment operations is killing so much time while we wait for the planes to be refueled and so on. I mean, you never see James Bond standing around reading a magazine while the Health and Safety people waltz in and double-check his hardware, right?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''
->'''Black Widow:''' The only thing that really gets me uptight on these big, multi-regiment operations is killing so much time while we wait for the planes to be refueled and so on. I mean, you never see James Bond standing around reading a magazine while the Health and Safety people waltz in and double-check his hardware, right?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''
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'''Fugo:''' Narancia, don't egg him on!\\
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'''Fugo:''' Narancia, don't egg him on!\\on!
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-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #14: The Unknown''
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-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #14: The Unknown''Unknown''
->'''Mista:''' Just hear me out! Taking time to ''really'' think about what you're eating is connected to whether or not you're living a happy life. That's why I think it's really important. So, there are animals that are carnivores, right? You know, like lions, cats and vultures. You won't find meat from carnivores like that at a restaurant. Why?\\
'''Fugo:''' *scoffs*\\
'''Mista:''' Because it's too smelly to eat! It's disgusting! Listen up, guys! Cats are too disgusting to eat. Are we on the same page so far?\\
'''Narancia:''' Even if some culinary expert said it was the best thing ever, I never eat a cat at all!\\
'''Mista:''' On the other hand, have you heard of a fish called "sweetfish"? Sweetfish don't eat bugs, they only eat algae. They're vegetarian. Usually, fish guts are too bitter to eat, but sweetfish guts are delicious. That's because they're not carnivores.\\
'''Abbacchio:''' Hm...\\
'''Mista:''' So with that logic in mind, all the meat we consider delicious is from herbivorous animals! Cows, pigs, chickens! The better their feed, the better they taste! ''Which leads us to this conclusion...'' '''''Humans would taste gross because they eat meat!''''' Well? How do you like the opinion I came up with?\\
'''Abbacchio:''' I see. That's actually rather convincing.\\
'''Mista:''' That whole thing that comes up in novels about human flesh tasting good is a flat-out lie!\\
'''Narancia:''' I, uh... actually eat a lot more veggies and fruits than meat, though.\\
'''Mista:''' Gyahah! Then you might actually pretty tasty!\\
'''Fugo:''' Narancia, don't egg him on!\\
-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo'', "Epilogue: Sleeping Slaves (Part 1)"
->'''Mista:''' Just hear me out! Taking time to ''really'' think about what you're eating is connected to whether or not you're living a happy life. That's why I think it's really important. So, there are animals that are carnivores, right? You know, like lions, cats and vultures. You won't find meat from carnivores like that at a restaurant. Why?\\
'''Fugo:''' *scoffs*\\
'''Mista:''' Because it's too smelly to eat! It's disgusting! Listen up, guys! Cats are too disgusting to eat. Are we on the same page so far?\\
'''Narancia:''' Even if some culinary expert said it was the best thing ever, I never eat a cat at all!\\
'''Mista:''' On the other hand, have you heard of a fish called "sweetfish"? Sweetfish don't eat bugs, they only eat algae. They're vegetarian. Usually, fish guts are too bitter to eat, but sweetfish guts are delicious. That's because they're not carnivores.\\
'''Abbacchio:''' Hm...\\
'''Mista:''' So with that logic in mind, all the meat we consider delicious is from herbivorous animals! Cows, pigs, chickens! The better their feed, the better they taste! ''Which leads us to this conclusion...'' '''''Humans would taste gross because they eat meat!''''' Well? How do you like the opinion I came up with?\\
'''Abbacchio:''' I see. That's actually rather convincing.\\
'''Mista:''' That whole thing that comes up in novels about human flesh tasting good is a flat-out lie!\\
'''Narancia:''' I, uh... actually eat a lot more veggies and fruits than meat, though.\\
'''Mista:''' Gyahah! Then you might actually pretty tasty!\\
'''Fugo:''' Narancia, don't egg him on!\\
-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo'', "Epilogue: Sleeping Slaves (Part 1)"
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'''Robert''': Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
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'''Robert''': [[TimeTravelTenseTrouble Had to have...had...been? have... had... been?]] That can't be right.
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-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''''Manga/BlackLagoon''
->[[PluckyComicRelief Marco]] is [[TheLeader Jake]]’s [[TheLancer best friend]]. They’ve been best friends forever. No one even remembers when it started. But ever since their friendship began, they’ve been arguing with each other about the most completely idiotic things in the universe: whether you should use more pedal or higher gears to win this dumb driving video game they love; whether Spiderman could beat Batman; whether basketball takes more teamwork than football; whether cheese tastes yellow.
->I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #14: The Unknown''
->[[PluckyComicRelief Marco]] is [[TheLeader Jake]]’s [[TheLancer best friend]]. They’ve been best friends forever. No one even remembers when it started. But ever since their friendship began, they’ve been arguing with each other about the most completely idiotic things in the universe: whether you should use more pedal or higher gears to win this dumb driving video game they love; whether Spiderman could beat Batman; whether basketball takes more teamwork than football; whether cheese tastes yellow.
->I’m not kidding. They once spent an entire Saturday arguing whether something could taste like a color. [[TastesLikePurple I seem to remember that Marco thought cheese actually tasted green]].
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #14: The Unknown''
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->'''[[NunTooHoly Sister Eda]]:''' Alright, the GoodShepherd. What's his weapon of choice?\\
'''Revy:''' Huh?\\
'''Eda:''' Psalm 23 verse 4, "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death." But what I wanna know is, what would you take with you, you know, if you were him.\\
'''Revy:''' Hmm, I'd say a Jericho, 941 FBL.\\
'''Eda:''' That's a pretty limp-dick gun for ''Jesus''...\\
'''Revy:''' You're the nun. What's your fuckin' answer?\\
'''Eda:''' ''[holding up her Glock 17L by its holster]'' Isn't it obvious? This guy here.\\
'''Revy:''' You're full of shit. I mean he was Jewish, right? Of course he'd have an Israeli-made gun.\\
'''Eda:''' Goddamn heathen. You're out of your league when it comes to this shit.
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''
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->'''Robert Lutece''': I told you they'd come.\\
'''Rosalind Lutece''': No, you didn't.\\
'''Robert''': RIGHT, I was going to tell you they'd come.\\
'''Rosalind''': But you didn't.\\
'''Robert''': But I DON'T.\\
'''Rosalind''': You sure that's right?\\
'''Robert''': I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?\\
'''Rosalind''': No.\\
'''Robert''': The subjunctive?\\
'''Rosalind''': That's not the subjunctive.\\
'''Robert''': I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.\\
'''Rosalind''': It would had to have had been.\\
'''Robert''': Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
-->--''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''
'''Rosalind Lutece''': No, you didn't.\\
'''Robert''': RIGHT, I was going to tell you they'd come.\\
'''Rosalind''': But you didn't.\\
'''Robert''': But I DON'T.\\
'''Rosalind''': You sure that's right?\\
'''Robert''': I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?\\
'''Rosalind''': No.\\
'''Robert''': The subjunctive?\\
'''Rosalind''': That's not the subjunctive.\\
'''Robert''': I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.\\
'''Rosalind''': It would had to have had been.\\
'''Robert''': Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
-->--''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''
