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->'''Gus:''' You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "gotcha"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
->'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
->'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
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->'''Gus:''' You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "gotcha"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
->'''Shawn:'''"\\
'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
->'''Shawn:'''
'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
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->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
->'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].
->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. ''*leaves*''
->'''Clark Kent:''' You asked...
->'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].
->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. ''*leaves*''
->'''Clark Kent:''' You asked...
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->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
->'''[[ClarkKentingtown.\\
'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of thebyline]].
->'''Loisbyline]].\\
'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.''*leaves*''
->'''Clark''*leaves*''\\
'''Clark Kent:''' You asked...
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'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the
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'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.
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->'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! [[BatmanGambit I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you!]] IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
->'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
->'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
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->'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! [[BatmanGambit I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you!]] IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
->'''[[{{Lufia}}NOW!\\
'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
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'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
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-->-- ''Film/{{Pirates of the Caribbean}}: The Curse of the Black Pearl''
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-->-- ''Film/{{Pirates of the Caribbean}}: The Curse of the Black Pearl''
''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''
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-->-- ''{{Psych}}'', Pilot episode
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-->-- '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second, ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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-->-- '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second, ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides''
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―->-- '''Robert A. Heinlein''', ''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove''
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->“It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying.”
―->-- '''Robert A. Heinlein''', ''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove''
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-->-- A response to a comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 Clark Kent reveals his secret identity]].[[note]][[BreakingTheFourthWall Which is actually the above Superman: The Animated Series moment.]]
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-->-- A response to a comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 Clark Kent reveals his secret identity]].[[note]][[BreakingTheFourthWall Which is actually the above Superman: The Animated Series moment.]]]][[/note]]
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-->-- A response to a comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 Clark Kent reveals his secret identity]].
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-->-- A response to a comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 Clark Kent reveals his secret identity]].[[note]][[BreakingTheFourthWall Which is actually the above Superman: The Animated Series moment.]]
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->'''Charles Stoltz''': [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]] [[{{Trolling}} the ultimate Troll]]\\
'''[=ReduxedPowerFan335=]''': [Lois Lane] asked. And its not lying if you confess sarcastically. [[{{Emoticon}} xD]]
-->-- A response to a comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 Clark Kent reveals his secret identity]].
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-> ''"...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a ''chadar'' gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets."''
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-> ''"...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a ''chadar'' chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets."''
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-->-- '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second[[hottip:*:this is impressive, really]], ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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-->-- '''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second[[hottip:*:this is impressive, really]], second, ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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->''"Actually, we're having an illicit affair in the photocopying room."''
-->-- '''Penny''', having been nearly caught having an illicit affair in the photocopying room for the second time in as many minutes, ''Main/{{Teachers}}''
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->"''I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.''"
-->-- '''Camillo Benso Conte di Cavour'''
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-> People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way -- in such a way that often nobody believes me!
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-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}'''
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}'''
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-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}'''
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-->--'''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second[[hottip:*:this is impressive, really]], ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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-->-- ''CaptainSNES''
''[[Webcomic/CaptainSNES Captain SNES: The Game Masta]]''
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didn\'t know about the episode was part of the format when i first wrote it
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-->-- '''Homer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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-->-- '''Homer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart Has Two Mommies"
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-->-- ''{{Pirates of the Caribbean}}: The Curse of the Black Pearl''
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-->-- ''{{Pirates ''Film/{{Pirates of the Caribbean}}: The Curse of the Black Pearl''
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->''"and now i'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you"''
-->-- '''Homer''', ''TheSimpsons''
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-->-- '''Homer''',
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-->--'''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second[[hottip:*:this is impressive, really]], ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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-->--'''Captain Jack Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second[[hottip:*:this is impressive, really]], ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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->'''[[MegaMan Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! [[BatmanGambit I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you!]] IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
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bart got kidnapped by a chimpanzee, although in the confession Homer in accurately calls it a monkey
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->''"and now i'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you"''
-->-- '''Homer''', ''TheSimpsons''
-->-- '''Homer''', ''TheSimpsons''
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-->-- ''{{Psych}}, ''{{Psych}}'', Pilot episode
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->'''Gus:''' You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "gotcha"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
->'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
-->-- ''{{Psych}}, Pilot episode
->'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
-->-- ''{{Psych}}, Pilot episode
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->'''[[MegaMan Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you! IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
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->'''[[MegaMan Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! [[BatmanGambit I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you! you!]] IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
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->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Smallville. What I don't understand is how a small time reporter like you gets every big story in town.
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->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Smallville. What Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I don't understand is can't figure out how a small time reporter like you gets some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every big hot story in town.
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->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.
->'''Clark Kent:''' [[SarcasmMode You asked.]]
->'''Clark Kent:''' [[SarcasmMode You asked.]]
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->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. \n ''*leaves*''
->'''Clark Kent:'''[[SarcasmMode You asked.]]asked...
->'''Clark Kent:'''
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-->--'''Captain Jack Sparrow'', who is surprised for all of a quarter second--this is impressive, really, ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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-->--'''Captain Jack Sparrow'', Sparrow''', who is surprised for all of a quarter second--this second[[hottip:*:this is impressive, really, really]], ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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->''"You lied to me by telling me the truth?"''
-->--'''Captain Jack Sparrow'', who is surprised for all of a quarter second--this is impressive, really, ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''
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considering the whole \"tricking him into going to his death\" aspect, i think Too Dumb To Live is a valid pothole
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->'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
-->-- ''CaptainSNES''
->'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
-->-- ''CaptainSNES''
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-> ...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a ''chadar'' gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets.
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}'''
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}'''
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->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Smallville. What I don't understand is how a small time reporter like you gets every big story in town.
->'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].
->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.
->'''Clark Kent:''' [[SarcasmMode You asked.]]
-->-- ''SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''
->'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].
->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.
->'''Clark Kent:''' [[SarcasmMode You asked.]]
-->-- ''SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''
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-> People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way -- in such a way that often nobody believes me!
-->-- '''RichardFeynman''', ''Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!''
-->-- '''RichardFeynman''', ''Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!''
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'''Jack:''' [[LampshadeHanging Unless of course he knew you wouldn't ''believe'' the truth, even if he told you.]]
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'''Jack:''' [[LampshadeHanging Unless of course he knew you wouldn't ''believe'' wouldn't]] ''[[LampshadeHanging believe]]'' [[LampshadeHanging the truth, even if he told you.]]
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'''Jack:''' Unless of course he knew you wouldn't ''believe'' the truth, even if he told you.
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'''Jack:''' [[LampshadeHanging Unless of course he knew you wouldn't ''believe'' the truth, even if he told you.]]
