History Quotes / SarcasticConfession

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''

->''At the same time, I would go about talking of killing my husband. Because I've always noticed that if you speak the truth in a rather silly way, nobody believes you.''
-->-- '''Lady Edgware''', ''Literature/LordEdgwareDies''

->'''Hank:''' "What you got in there? Cinderblocks?\\
'''Walter:''' Half million in cash.

-->-- ''ComicBook/SpiderMan #7''

->''"Nothing the Party says is true. Nothing the Party does is good. Even the war itself isn't real. The Party wants you to believe we are at war so as to channel your aggressions away from the rightful target, the Party. Big Brother is not real. He is pure fiction, created by the Party. The real rulers of the state of Oceania are are unknown, faceless manipulators of the Inner Party who, because they are not known, are able to wield power without let or hindrance. People of Oceania, you are being duped. The Party doesn't serve it's people, it serves itself. We are not at war with Eurasia. You are being made into obedient, stupid slaves of the Party. Open your eyes. See the evil that is happening to you. The Party drops bombs on its own citizens. It is the Party, not the Eurasians, who are our enemies. Rise up. Throw off the yoke. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. People of Oceania."''

[[folder:Film — Live-Action]]

-->--'''An actor playing Emmanuel Goldstein''', unwittingly describing the Party's own tactics in a propaganda film, ''Film/NineteenEightyFour''

[[folder:Video Games]]
->'''Naoto:''' Well then, it's your turn now. A straight answer, please. What is your true involvement with the murder case?\\
'''Yosuke:''' You know, you're so good at killing the mood that it's almost funny...\\
'''Yukiko:''' ''[[[DrunkOnMilk drunk off her ass]]]'' Weeeeell, we go rescuing people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the TV! And theeen, we do stuff like "Persona!" with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows...\\
'''Yosuke:''' Y-You idiot...\\
'''Naoto:''' *sigh* Are you making fun of me?\\
'''Rise:''' ''[also drunk off her ass]'' Ish true! Personaaaa!\\
'''Chie:''' Sheesh! Somebody put these two drunks to bed already!\\
'''Naoto:''' I see now that you had no intention of telling me the truth.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4''
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-->-- '''Penny''', having been nearly caught having an illicit affair in the photocopying room for the second time in as many minutes, ''Series/Teachers2001'

-->-- '''Penny''', having been nearly caught having an illicit affair in the photocopying room for the second time in as many minutes, ''Series/{{Teachers}}''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Claude von Riegan]], ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/20843561/chapters/49548521 Slow Return]]''

"I still can't believe you all thought Godfrey was my father for two months. I must say, I much prefer your current theory that my mother ran off with a man from Morfis, Lorenz." His lips twitched into a smirk. "Unless, of course, Cyril sitting in this classroom has somehow convinced you that my mother left Fodlan for Almyra while we were in the middle of a war with them. All so that she could have a torrid affair with my father."

-->-- ''Series/{{Psych}}'', Pilot episode

->'''Ted:''' Uh, no, Barney punched me and himself in the face to make it look like we got in a fight. Come on, Marshall.

-->-- ''Fanfic/JauneArcLordOfHunger''