History Quotes / SarcasticConfession

1st Oct '17 9:00:39 AM DoctorNemesis
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->''That's the advantage of having a reputation for gags; you can say practically anything if you handle your face right [...] it's the Hitler-Stalin technique in reverse. They tell barefaced lies to have them taken as truth, and we told the barefaced truth to have it taken as a lie.''
-->-- '''Archie Goodwin''', "[[Literature/NeroWolfe The Cop Killer]]'''
25th Sep '17 3:11:22 AM JackG
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->'''Jenna:''' You wouldn't be trying to get rid of me would you?
->'''Avon:''' I have to get rid of Blake first. You're next on my list.
->'''Jenna:''' That would have been very disarming, if I didn't know that you meant it.
-->-- ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Cygnus Alpha"
13th May '17 10:19:30 PM infernape612
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->'''Naoto:''' Well then, it's your turn now. A straight answer, please. What is your true involvement with the murder case?\\
'''Yosuke:''' You know, you're so good at killing the mood that it's almost funny...\\
'''Yukiko:''' ''[[[DrunkOnMilk drunk off her ass]]]'' Weeeeell, we go rescuing people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the TV! And theeen, we do stuff like "Persona!" with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows...\\
'''Yosuke:''' Y-You idiot...\\
'''Naoto:''' *sigh* Are you making fun of me?\\
'''Rise:''' ''[also drunk off her ass]'' Ish true! Personaaaa!\\
'''Chie:''' Sheesh! Somebody put these two drunks to bed already!\\
'''Naoto:''' I see now that you had no intention of telling me the truth.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4''
10th Apr '17 12:02:05 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}'''

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-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}'''
'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}'''
25th Mar '17 10:56:41 PM infernape612
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'''Trini''': Me and four kids from Angel Grove found a spaceship buried underground.\\

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'''Trini''': Me and four kids from Angel Grove found a spaceship buried underground.\\
25th Mar '17 10:54:37 PM infernape612
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-->'''Trini's Mother''': So where were you last night?\\

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-->'''Trini's ->'''Trini's Mother''': So where were you last night?\\
25th Mar '17 10:53:54 PM infernape612
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'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. ''*leaves*''\\

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'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. ''*leaves*''\\''[leaves]''\\



->“It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying.”

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->“It’s ->''"It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying."''



->'''Hank''': "To W.W. My star, my perfect silence." W.W. I mean, who do you figure that is, y'know? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka?...Walter White?
->'''Walter''': You got me.

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->'''Hank''': "To W.W. My star, my perfect silence." W.W. I mean, who do you figure that is, y'know? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka?...Wonka? ...Walter White?
->'''Walter''':
White?\\
'''Walter''':
You got me.


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-->'''Trini's Mother''': So where were you last night?\\
'''Trini''': Me and four kids from Angel Grove found a spaceship buried underground.\\
'''Mother''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Trini''': I'm pretty sure I'm a super hero.\\
'''Trini's Brothers''': ''Cool.''\\
'''Mother''': ''[slams a container on the table]'' PEE IN THAT CUP!
-->-- ''Film/PowerRangers2017''
14th Jan '17 7:24:56 PM nombretomado
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'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!

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'''[[{{Lufia}} '''[[VideoGame/{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
18th Sep '16 12:24:53 AM Tron80
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'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].\\

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'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman Franchise/{{Superman}} in disguise]], disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].\\



->'''Asuka''':''“Anyway, how did you do that earlier?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“In situations where denial or dishonesty is expected, the truth can often be dismissed as fabrication. Control of a situation is not just based off what you do, but what others expect you to do,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“You… lied by telling the truth?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Think of it like pretending to make a feint in combat. If your opponent expects you to feint, if you follow through then the expected strike was the lie while the feint was a real attack,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Okay, that makes a bit more sense when put into those terms,”

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->'''Asuka''':''“Anyway, ->'''Asuka''': Anyway, how did you do that earlier?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“In
earlier?\\
'''Shinji''': In
situations where denial or dishonesty is expected, the truth can often be dismissed as fabrication. Control of a situation is not just based off what you do, but what others expect you to do,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“You…
do.\\
'''Asuka''': You…
lied by telling the truth?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Think
truth?\\
'''Shinji''': Think
of it like pretending to make a feint in combat. If your opponent expects you to feint, if you follow through then the expected strike was the lie while the feint was a real attack,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Okay,
attack.\\
'''Asuka''': Okay,
that makes a bit more sense when put into those terms,”terms.


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->'''Customer:''' Ms. Gordon — your books are so real! How do you get so many details?\\
'''[[Comicbook/{{Batgirl}} Barbara Gordon]]:''' I'm secretly Batgirl.\\
'''Customer:''' No, really!\\
(laughs)
-->-- ''ComicBook/ElseworldsFinestSupergirlAndBatgirl''
12th Jul '16 7:59:12 AM HappilyDeranged
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->''"It's so easy fitting in in this time. People ask me questions, I answer them honestly, and they assume I'm joking. So it all works out."''
-->-- '''Miguel O'Hara''', ''ComicBook/SpiderMan2099''
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