History Quotes / SarcasticConfession

14th Jan '17 7:24:56 PM nombretomado
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'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!

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'''[[{{Lufia}} '''[[VideoGame/{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
18th Sep '16 12:24:53 AM Tron80
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'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].\\

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'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman Franchise/{{Superman}} in disguise]], disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].\\



->'''Asuka''':''“Anyway, how did you do that earlier?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“In situations where denial or dishonesty is expected, the truth can often be dismissed as fabrication. Control of a situation is not just based off what you do, but what others expect you to do,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“You… lied by telling the truth?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Think of it like pretending to make a feint in combat. If your opponent expects you to feint, if you follow through then the expected strike was the lie while the feint was a real attack,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Okay, that makes a bit more sense when put into those terms,”

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->'''Asuka''':''“Anyway, ->'''Asuka''': Anyway, how did you do that earlier?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“In
earlier?\\
'''Shinji''': In
situations where denial or dishonesty is expected, the truth can often be dismissed as fabrication. Control of a situation is not just based off what you do, but what others expect you to do,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“You…
do.\\
'''Asuka''': You…
lied by telling the truth?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Think
truth?\\
'''Shinji''': Think
of it like pretending to make a feint in combat. If your opponent expects you to feint, if you follow through then the expected strike was the lie while the feint was a real attack,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Okay,
attack.\\
'''Asuka''': Okay,
that makes a bit more sense when put into those terms,”terms.


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->'''Customer:''' Ms. Gordon — your books are so real! How do you get so many details?\\
'''[[Comicbook/{{Batgirl}} Barbara Gordon]]:''' I'm secretly Batgirl.\\
'''Customer:''' No, really!\\
(laughs)
-->-- ''ComicBook/ElseworldsFinestSupergirlAndBatgirl''
12th Jul '16 7:59:12 AM HappilyDeranged
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->''"It's so easy fitting in in this time. People ask me questions, I answer them honestly, and they assume I'm joking. So it all works out."''
-->-- '''Miguel O'Hara''', ''ComicBook/SpiderMan2099''
13th Mar '16 11:09:38 AM billybobfred
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->'''Charles Stoltz''': [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]] [[{{Trolling}} the ultimate Troll]]\\
'''[=ReduxEditor335=]''': She asked. And its not lying if you confess sarcastically. [[{{Emoticon}} xD]]
-->-- Website/YouTube comments [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 on the above scene]].



->'''Charles Stoltz''': [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]] [[{{Trolling}} the ultimate Troll]]\\
'''[=ReduxedPowerFan335=]''': [Lois Lane] asked. And its not lying if you confess sarcastically. [[{{Emoticon}} xD]]
-->-- A response to a comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24 Clark Kent reveals his secret identity]].[[note]][[BreakingTheFourthWall Which is actually the above Superman: The Animated Series moment.]][[/note]]
8th Nov '15 8:46:03 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''RichardFeynman''', ''Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!''

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-->-- '''RichardFeynman''', '''UsefulNotes/RichardFeynman''', ''Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!''
18th Jun '15 7:44:27 AM MachRider1985
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->'''Asuka''':''“Anyway, how did you do that earlier?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“In situations where denial or dishonesty is expected, the truth can often be dismissed as fabrication. Control of a situation is not just based off what you do, but what others expect you to do,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“You… lied by telling the truth?”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Think of it like pretending to make a feint in combat. If your opponent expects you to feint, if you follow through then the expected strike was the lie while the feint was a real attack,”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Okay, that makes a bit more sense when put into those terms,”
-->--''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''
18th May '15 7:29:08 AM infernape612
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->'''Hank''': "To W.W. My star, my perfect silence." W.W. I mean, who do you figure that is, y'know? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka?...Walter White?
->'''Walter''': You got me.
-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad''
11th May '15 3:59:43 AM SeptimusHeap
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-->-- '''Penny''', having been nearly caught having an illicit affair in the photocopying room for the second time in as many minutes, ''Main/{{Teachers}}''

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-->-- '''Penny''', having been nearly caught having an illicit affair in the photocopying room for the second time in as many minutes, ''Main/{{Teachers}}''
''Series/{{Teachers}}''
19th Mar '15 7:15:53 PM intastiel
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-->-- '''Robert A. Heinlein''', ''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove''

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-->-- '''Robert A. Heinlein''', ''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove'' ''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove''

->"Well, in that case, you are dining with a psychopathic murderer, Frederick." ''*Clinks glasses*''
-->-- '''[[Series/{{Hannibal}} Hannibal Lecter]]''', psychopathic murderer
29th Jan '15 4:10:44 PM HappilyDeranged
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->'''Gus:''' You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "gotcha"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
->'''Shawn:''' First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!

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->'''Gus:''' You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "gotcha"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
->'''Shawn:'''
"\\
'''Shawn:'''
First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!



->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
->'''[[ClarkKenting Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].
->'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. ''*leaves*''
->'''Clark Kent:''' You asked...

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->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
->'''[[ClarkKenting
town.\\
'''[[ClarkKenting
Clark Kent]]:''' Well Lois, the truth is [[SecretIdentity I'm actually Superman in disguise]], and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and then squeeze you out of the byline]].
->'''Lois
byline]].\\
'''Lois
Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent. ''*leaves*''
->'''Clark
''*leaves*''\\
'''Clark
Kent:''' You asked...



->'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! [[BatmanGambit I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you!]] IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
->'''[[{{Lufia}} Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!

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->'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Bass]]:''' Everything that she said is completely accurate! There's no prize waiting for you in the desert! Only death! I'm just trying to trick you! [[BatmanGambit I'm using your own arrogance and pride against you!]] IN FACT, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
->'''[[{{Lufia}}
NOW!\\
'''[[{{Lufia}}
Amon]]:''' Absurd! I'm [[TooDumbToLive far too intelligent]] to fall for such a plan!
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