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-<Into the madness I descend''

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-->A thousand eyes open inside
-->The more I behold, the further I fold
Into the madness I descend''

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->Into the madness I descend.''

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->Into the madness I descend.''descend.
-->A thousand eyes open inside
-->The more I behold, the further I fold
Into the madness I descend''
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-->Grant me sight to see the End.
-->A thousand eyes, the curse of the wise
-->Into the madness I descend.''

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-->Grant ->Grant me sight to see the End.
-->A ->A thousand eyes, the curse of the wise
-->Into ->Into the madness I descend.''
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->''A thousand eyes open inside//
Grant me sight to see the End.//
A thousand eyes, the curse of the wise//
Into the madness I descend.''
-->--Provost Wilhelm of Byrgenworth College, '''Music/MiracleOfSound,''' "A Thousand Eyes"


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->''A thousand eyes open inside//
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A
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thousand eyes, the curse of the wise//
Into
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the madness I descend.''
-->--Provost -->--[[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} Provost Wilhelm of Byrgenworth College, College,]] '''Music/MiracleOfSound,''' "A Thousand Eyes"

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->''A thousand eyes open inside//
Grant me sight to see the End.//
A thousand eyes, the curse of the wise//
Into the madness I descend.''
-->--Provost Wilhelm of Byrgenworth College, '''Music/MiracleOfSound,''' "A Thousand Eyes"

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->I can't tell the difference between dream and delusion anymore. [...] Insanity is where one misperceives the external world but [[SelectiveObliviousness I am not insane yet]]. It is just that the world presented to me is [[MushroomSamba too strange to bear]] and I have become [[PerfectlyCromulentWord ludicroustic]]. My senses and foldback are artificially controlled and lack the complexity of what I remember of Earth living. I have been a king, a queen; I have been all things and suffered all the fates I could desire. [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Not even the breakfast simulator can save me now]].
-->--'''Gustav Fermat,''' ''The Museum Of Unnatural History,'' by David M Henley

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->There is a mathematical proof, if you add 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 up to infinity, you can arrive at an answer. If you stop shy of infinity, you have an indescribably long number. If you continue all the way to infinity, you arrive at - 1/12. Negative 0.0833333 repeating. [[LampshadeHanging I'm losing my grip on things]].
->I'm thinking about the drive here, 400 miles in a rented truck. The job that shows up just in time to cover our bills, our debts, the insurance. The boys sleeping in the back, nothing but AM radio. Gospel, Country-Western, late night paranoiac talk radio. We sang Patsy Klein songs and laughed at conspiracies of aliens and ghosts. Mile marker numbers passing in the headlights. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick I don't want to die here]].
-->--'''Waylon Park,''' ''VideoGame/{{Outlast}}: Whistleblower''



->'''Entry 4:''' [[Creator/HPLovecraft I have seen the dark universe yawning]], where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or ''name.'' I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers!]] I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The [[CosmicHorrorStory vermiculated inevitability]] is horrific... and... beautiful!

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->'''Entry 4:''' [[Creator/HPLovecraft I have seen the dark universe yawning]], where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or ''name.'' name. I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers!]] I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The [[CosmicHorrorStory vermiculated inevitability]] is horrific... and... beautiful!
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-->--'''Theatre/{{Wicked}} Dorothy]],''' ''Fanfic/TheLandOfWhatMightHaveBeen''

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-->--'''Theatre/{{Wicked}} -->--'''[[Theatre/{{Wicked}} Dorothy]],''' ''Fanfic/TheLandOfWhatMightHaveBeen''
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->I saw it all, Elphie, I saw it all through the [[AlternateSelf other Dorothy]]'s eyes and I'm so sorry about what happened to Nessa and to Fiyero and this world's Fiyero and and and [[MySkullRunnethOver I've just got so much stuff in my head so much stuff in my head and it's starting to hurt]] and it's been getting better since I've stopped taking three dream pills at once but it still feels like my head's going to explode and it feels like I'm being watched and it feels like the [[PsychopathicManchild Hellion]]'s following me around with her hands under my skin and I'm afraid if I go to sleep properly because she'll be there waiting to [[LivingDollCollector make me a doll]] but even when I take the dream pills she's sniffing around waiting for me and... Blue eyes. [{TheDarknessGazesBack Ice blue eyes]], they're watching me in my dreams these blue eyes and the Hellion's never far away calling out and that's when I take the pills if I don't it's so much worse - and I'm just so sorry I haven't been able to get the [[MacGuffin Ruby Slippers]] back and [[ItsAllMyFault I should have turned myself in]] and I'm sorry I've been such a nuisance and... I'm sorry.

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->I saw it all, Elphie, I saw it all through the [[AlternateSelf other Dorothy]]'s eyes and I'm so sorry about what happened to Nessa and to Fiyero and this world's Fiyero and and and [[MySkullRunnethOver I've just got so much stuff in my head so much stuff in my head and it's starting to hurt]] and it's been getting better since I've stopped taking three dream pills at once but it still feels like my head's going to explode and it feels like I'm being watched and it feels like the [[PsychopathicManchild Hellion]]'s following me around with her hands under my skin and I'm afraid if I go to sleep properly because she'll be there waiting to [[LivingDollCollector make me a doll]] but even when I take the dream pills she's sniffing around waiting for me and... Blue eyes. [{TheDarknessGazesBack [[TheDarknessGazesBack Ice blue eyes]], they're watching me in my dreams these blue eyes and the Hellion's never far away calling out and that's when I take the pills if I don't it's so much worse - and I'm just so sorry I haven't been able to get the [[MacGuffin Ruby Slippers]] back and [[ItsAllMyFault I should have turned myself in]] and I'm sorry I've been such a nuisance and... I'm sorry.
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->I saw it all, Elphie, I saw it all through the [[AlternateSelf other Dorothy]]'s eyes and I'm so sorry about what happened to Nessa and to Fiyero and this world's Fiyero and and and [[MySkullRunnethOver I've just got so much stuff in my head so much stuff in my head and it's starting to hurt]] and it's been getting better since I've stopped taking three dream pills at once but it still feels like my head's going to explode and it feels like I'm being watched and it feels like the [[PsychopathicManchild Hellion]]'s following me around with her hands under my skin and I'm afraid if I go to sleep properly because she'll be there waiting to [[LivingDollCollector make me a doll]] but even when I take the dream pills she's sniffing around waiting for me and... Blue eyes. [{TheDarknessGazesBack Ice blue eyes]], they're watching me in my dreams these blue eyes and the Hellion's never far away calling out and that's when I take the pills if I don't it's so much worse - and I'm just so sorry I haven't been able to get the [[MacGuffin Ruby Slippers]] back and [[ItsAllMyFault I should have turned myself in]] and I'm sorry I've been such a nuisance and... I'm sorry.
-->--'''Theatre/{{Wicked}} Dorothy]],''' ''Fanfic/TheLandOfWhatMightHaveBeen''
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->'''Mike''': They did it! [[TheLordOfTheRings Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!]]\\

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->'''Mike''': They did it! [[TheLordOfTheRings [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!]]\\
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->'''Entry 4:''' [[Creatore/HPLovecraft I have seen the dark universe yawning]], where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or ''name.'' I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers!]] I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The vermiculated inevitability is horrific... and... beautiful!

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->'''Entry 4:''' [[Creatore/HPLovecraft [[Creator/HPLovecraft I have seen the dark universe yawning]], where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or ''name.'' I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers!]] I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The [[CosmicHorrorStory vermiculated inevitability inevitability]] is horrific... and... beautiful!

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->''"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."''
-->--'''Euripides'''

->'''Steven:''' Well... That tape recorder seems to be helping!\\
'''[[HeelFaceTurn Peridot]]:''' ''NO IT'S NOT!'' ''[throws the tape recorder]'' IT'S A CHRONICLE OF MY DESCENT INTO '''''MADNESS!'''''\\
'''Garnet:''' ''[picks up the recorder and attempts to give it back]'' You dropped this.\\
'''Peridot:''' ''[crawls away]'' Get it away from me! Give it to Steven! RETURN MADNESS TO ITS ''SOURCE!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->''"I am slowly going crazy one two three four five six switch"''
-->--'''Sharon, Lois & Bram'''

->"Are we losing our minds, Barry? [[TalkingToHimself Could be, Other Barry.]] Could be."
-->-- '''Barry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->''I'm one card short of a full deck\\
I'm not quite the shilling\\
One wave short of a shipwreck\\
I'm not at my usual top billing\\
I'm coming down with a fever\\
I'm really out to sea\\
This kettle is boiling over\\
I think I'm a banana tree''
-->--'''{{Music/Queen}}''', "I'm Going Slightly Mad"

->''I don't know how much I can take / The secret thoughts inside me wake''\\
''I've lost what was within me / Oh sweet insanity''\\
''Now I try again to find / The thing that was my mind''\\
''Behold the undersigned / Who said I've lost my mind''
-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlqXHnb2YA Perfect Insanity]]," '''{{Music/Disturbed}}'''

->''"I ''have'' to [[StuffBlowingUp blow everything up]]! ''[[InsaneTrollLogic It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!]]''"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->''"Okay, don't freak out, don't freak out...! I SAID DON'T FREAK OUT, DAMMIT! OKAY! I'm totally not freaking out right now! Because... this is me not freaking out! What do I have to freak out over anyway!? NOTHING, BECAUSE I'M NOT! I'M JUST NAVIGATING A FLOATING OBSTACLE COURSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A... GIANT... PLATE-BALANCING TRICK DESIGNED BY H. R. GIGER! '''FUCK YOU, REALITY! YOU'RE FULL OF ''SHIT!'''''"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''' again, ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->'''Objective:''' ''Stop the Egg Carrier’s Launch!''\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Stop it! Stop the launch! Stop it! Stop the launch. If you don't stop the launch, then, the Britons... um... okay, so eggs are like an integral part of, of breakfast? And then, if you stop the launch, ''no one's gonna eat breakfast anymore!'' [[AndThatsTerrible And... that's bad]]. \\
'''medibot:''' Breakfast has been wrecked--\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Breakfast eating stop! (''Sonic hits a wall'') Run into walls!\\
'''pokecapn:''' So basically, this whole thing is to stop breakfast. \\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes. Breakfast is very delicious. But I can see why some activists believe that breakfast is harming America's children. [...] There's a thing also for breakfast called waffles. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment One day there was a day here at the place where we are]] called Free Waffle Day...\\
'''pokecapn:''' Uh-huh. (''deals with laser fences'') That's the [=GUN=] security system.\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I hate the [=GUN=] security system.\\
''a door closes in Sonic's face''\\
'''pokecapn:''' '''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT PICKLE!!!]]'''
-->-- 7 hours into ''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''

->It's fine. It'll all be fine. The day isn't over yet. But it will be over soon! (''groans'') It'll be all over! My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies! Nono. You're a good student. You can do this. Ooh! But what if I can't? [[TalkingToThemself You can. You just have to keep it together. Keep. It. Together!]] [...] [[NightmareFace HI GIRLS!]]
-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero Lesson Zero]]"

->You have crossed from pleasant eccentrics to dangerous psychopaths.
-->-- '''Carlotta''', ''Film/PennAndTellerGetKilled''

->'''Mike''': They did it! [[TheLordOfTheRings Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!]]\\
'''Kevin''': Uh, Mike? We're not in—-\\
'''Bill''': Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh... [[HappyPlace he's in a better place now]].\\
'''Mike:''' [[TheCavalry And the eagles are coming!]] [[BigDamnHeroes The eagles are coming!]]
-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''' as Mike Nelson loses it while watching ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''

->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy''': Like I was really... present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason''': You know... I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[BloodKnight it feels like winning.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

->[[color:red:4:31]]\\
Lying awake at night, I realize how many little lights there are in my room. The alarm clock is the brightest.\\
[[color:red:4:32]]\\
Can't sleep. I'm alone with those glowing red numbers. Time slows. Does time even exist here?\\
[[color:red:4:33]]\\
Thoughts churning in on themselves. The madness can't be far away.\\
[[color:red:13:72]]\\
Ah yes. There it is.\\
([[AltText Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.]])
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]

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->''"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."''
-->--'''Euripides'''

->'''Steven:''' Well... That tape recorder seems to be helping!\\
'''[[HeelFaceTurn Peridot]]:''' ''NO IT'S NOT!'' ''[throws the tape recorder]'' IT'S A CHRONICLE OF MY DESCENT INTO '''''MADNESS!'''''\\
'''Garnet:''' ''[picks up the recorder
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[[folder: Anime
and attempts to give it back]'' You dropped this.\\
'''Peridot:''' ''[crawls away]'' Get it away from me! Give it to Steven! RETURN MADNESS TO ITS ''SOURCE!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->''"I am slowly going crazy one two three four five six switch"''
-->--'''Sharon, Lois & Bram'''

->"Are we losing our minds, Barry? [[TalkingToHimself Could be, Other Barry.]] Could be."
-->-- '''Barry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->''I'm one card short of a full deck\\
I'm not quite the shilling\\
One wave short of a shipwreck\\
I'm not at my usual top billing\\
I'm coming down with a fever\\
I'm really out to sea\\
This kettle is boiling over\\
I think I'm a banana tree''
-->--'''{{Music/Queen}}''', "I'm Going Slightly Mad"

->''I don't know how much I can take / The secret thoughts inside me wake''\\
''I've lost what was within me / Oh sweet insanity''\\
''Now I try again to find / The thing that was my mind''\\
''Behold the undersigned / Who said I've lost my mind''
-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlqXHnb2YA Perfect Insanity]]," '''{{Music/Disturbed}}'''

->''"I ''have'' to [[StuffBlowingUp blow everything up]]! ''[[InsaneTrollLogic It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!]]''"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->''"Okay, don't freak out, don't freak out...! I SAID DON'T FREAK OUT, DAMMIT! OKAY! I'm totally not freaking out right now! Because... this is me not freaking out! What do I have to freak out over anyway!? NOTHING, BECAUSE I'M NOT! I'M JUST NAVIGATING A FLOATING OBSTACLE COURSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A... GIANT... PLATE-BALANCING TRICK DESIGNED BY H. R. GIGER! '''FUCK YOU, REALITY! YOU'RE FULL OF ''SHIT!'''''"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''' again, ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->'''Objective:''' ''Stop the Egg Carrier’s Launch!''\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Stop it! Stop the launch! Stop it! Stop the launch. If you don't stop the launch, then, the Britons... um... okay, so eggs are like an integral part of, of breakfast? And then, if you stop the launch, ''no one's gonna eat breakfast anymore!'' [[AndThatsTerrible And... that's bad]]. \\
'''medibot:''' Breakfast has been wrecked--\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Breakfast eating stop! (''Sonic hits a wall'') Run into walls!\\
'''pokecapn:''' So basically, this whole thing is to stop breakfast. \\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes. Breakfast is very delicious. But I can see why some activists believe that breakfast is harming America's children. [...] There's a thing also for breakfast called waffles. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment One day there was a day here at the place where we are]] called Free Waffle Day...\\
'''pokecapn:''' Uh-huh. (''deals with laser fences'') That's the [=GUN=] security system.\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I hate the [=GUN=] security system.\\
''a door closes in Sonic's face''\\
'''pokecapn:''' '''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT PICKLE!!!]]'''
-->-- 7 hours into ''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''

->It's fine. It'll all be fine. The day isn't over yet. But it will be over soon! (''groans'') It'll be all over! My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies! Nono. You're a good student. You can do this. Ooh! But what if I can't? [[TalkingToThemself You can. You just have to keep it together. Keep. It. Together!]] [...] [[NightmareFace HI GIRLS!]]
-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero Lesson Zero]]"

->You have crossed from pleasant eccentrics to dangerous psychopaths.
-->-- '''Carlotta''', ''Film/PennAndTellerGetKilled''

->'''Mike''': They did it! [[TheLordOfTheRings Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!]]\\
'''Kevin''': Uh, Mike? We're not in—-\\
'''Bill''': Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh... [[HappyPlace he's in a better place now]].\\
'''Mike:''' [[TheCavalry And the eagles are coming!]] [[BigDamnHeroes The eagles are coming!]]
-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''' as Mike Nelson loses it while watching ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''

->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy''': Like I was really... present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason''': You know... I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[BloodKnight it feels like winning.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

->[[color:red:4:31]]\\
Lying awake at night, I realize how many little lights there are in my room. The alarm clock is the brightest.\\
[[color:red:4:32]]\\
Can't sleep. I'm alone with those glowing red numbers. Time slows. Does time even exist here?\\
[[color:red:4:33]]\\
Thoughts churning in on themselves. The madness can't be far away.\\
[[color:red:13:72]]\\
Ah yes. There it is.\\
([[AltText Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.]])
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]
Manga]]



-> '''Didi:''' Stu? What are you doing?\\
'''Stu:''' Making chocolate pudding.\\
'''Didi:''' It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?\\
'''Stu:''' Because I lost control of my life.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Angelica Breaks A Leg"

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-> '''Didi:''' Stu? What are you doing?\\
'''Stu:''' Making chocolate pudding.\\
'''Didi:''' It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?\\
'''Stu:''' Because I lost control of my life.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Angelica Breaks A Leg"
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->''"I'm... on a '''murder break'''."''
-->-- '''Ryan Haywood''', ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters''

->'''Narrator:''' When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm making a choice!\\
'''Narrator:''' This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know it damn well!\\
'''Narrator:''' Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it.\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know where I'm going. I know what I'm doing. [[SanitySlippage Look at the lounge; it's fantastic!]] I made the choice to come here! And now I'm moving this way, because I can go this way!\\
'''Narrator:''' Stanley took the first open door on his left.\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm not! I'm going this way! Because I can! It's where I'm going! Because I'm going this way! ([[DrivenToSuicide dives off the balcony]]) '''[[KilledMidSentence RENEGADE FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-]]'''
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/TwoSaiyansPlay Renegade For Life]]''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''

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->''"I'm... on a '''murder break'''."''
-->-- '''Ryan Haywood''', ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters''

->'''Narrator:''' When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered
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[[folder: Comic Books]]

->I've reached
the door on point... where I've come to doubt my own existence. Can't remember anything clearly... except the pain. Every night [[ComicBook/TheJoker he's]] done this to me. Every night I've died... only to be resurrected - so that he can begin the torture - again. Same thing... over and over. I fight them... use every ounce of will and strength... [[SuddenlyShouting BUT IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD!]] [-[[DespairEventHorizon It doesn't do any good]].-]
-->--'''Batman,''' ''ComicBook/EmperorJoker''

->[''Constantine is [[HeadDesk banging
his left.head against his bedframe]]'']\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] This is probably not the best thing for a neurosurgery patient to be doing.
\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, '''John Constantine:''' [[MadnessMantra Bored... bored... bored.]]\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this,
I'm making a choice!\\
'''Narrator:''' This was not
break for it]]. Heading for freedom on the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.open sea...\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know it damn well!\\
'''Narrator:''' Perhaps he wanted to stop by
[''Next panel, Constantine is hurtling down the employee lounge first, just to admire it.corridor on crutches, heading towards the exit.'']\\
'''John Constantine:''' [[Literature/TreasureIsland Arr Jim lad, shiver me timbers]], Cap'n Constantine's making a break for it...
\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know where I'm going. I know what I'm doing. [[SanitySlippage Look at '''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] See? Losing my mind.
-->--'''Constantine''' reacting badly to an extended stay in hospital, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''

->[[Comicbook/LexLuthor Luthor]]'s slipping —
the lounge; it's fantastic!]] I made the choice pressure is beginning to come here! And now I'm moving get to him! He's always walked a fine line between genius and insanity — and this way, because time, I can go this way!\\
'''Narrator:''' Stanley took
think he's taken the first open door on his left.\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm not! I'm going this way! Because I can! It's where I'm going! Because I'm going this way! ([[DrivenToSuicide dives off the balcony]]) '''[[KilledMidSentence RENEGADE FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-]]'''
fatal fall!
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/TwoSaiyansPlay Renegade For Life]]''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''
'''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''Comicbook/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan''

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->'''Nick Fury''': You didn't tell me he'd gone this crazy.\\
'''Phil Coulson''': He's really stepped it up a notch.
-->--''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS1E22BeginningOfTheEnd Beginning of the End]]", about '''The Clairvoyant'''

->[[HeroicBSOD Panic]]. [[MaskOfSanity Don't show panic]]. [[StepfordSmiler Show confidence]]. [[BrokenAce But confidence in what]]? You know you're not the broker you used to be, and it's probably just a matter of time until the pack [[YouHaveFailedMe figures it out]], too. Ditch them? Maybe get leverage on them? Blackmail? [[MadnessMantra Don't show panic]].
-->--'''Broker For The Damned,''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Lasombra (Revised)''

->''"Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this."''
-->--'''[[http://magiccards.info/m12/en/94.html Distress,]]''' ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->2012 - Most respected evolutionary scientist in the world
->2013 - Strange, often xenophobic rants on Website/{{Twitter}} began
->2014 - Says that some rapes are better than others
->2015 - Found in a park, naked, fighting a swan
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/unnamedinsider/status/494130960095805440 Unnamed Insider]]''' on UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins

->''For the past year, I have been working as an assistant for a visiting researcher. [[spoiler:He has been cataloguing his findings about Gravity Falls in a series of journals.]] I helped him build a machine which he believed had the potential to benefit all mankind, but something went wrong. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I decided to quit the project.]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone But I lie awake at night, haunted by the thoughts of what I've done.]] I believe I have invented a machine that can [[LaserGuidedAmnesia permanently erase these memories from my mind]]. Test subject one: [[spoiler:Fiddleford]].''\\
(shoots himself with memory erasing gun, cut to next recording)\\
''It worked! I can't recall a thing.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I call it the Society of the Blind Eye. We will help those who want to forget by erasing their bad memories.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''Today, I came across a colony of little men. Very disturbing. I would like to forget seeing this.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I accidentally hit another car in town today. I feel terribibble - [[VerbalBackspace t-terrible]]. I've been forgetting words lately. I wonder if there are any negative side effects?''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I saw something in the lake! Something big!'' (tears out hair)\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''My hair's been a-fallin' out so I got this hat from a scarecrow. Hey, are my pants on backwards?''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
(laughs maniacally) ''Yroo Xrksvi - girzmtov![[note]]Bill Cipher - triangle![[/note]]'' (laughs maniacally)
-->--'''[[spoiler:Old Man [=McGucket=]]]''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->''He could now feel his sanity beginning to give way. This was an actual sensation, a true thing. It was interesting. He imagined a tree overloaded with ice in a terrible storm would feel this way — if trees could feel anything — shortly before toppling. It was interesting... and it was sort of amusing.''
-->--'''Creator/StephenKing''', ''Literature/PetSematary''

->[[Comicbook/LexLuthor Luthor]]'s slipping — the pressure is beginning to get to him! He's always walked a fine line between genius and insanity — and this time, I think he's taken the fatal fall!
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''Comicbook/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan''

to:

->'''Nick Fury''': You didn't tell me he'd gone this crazy.\\
'''Phil Coulson''': He's really stepped it up a notch.
-->--''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS1E22BeginningOfTheEnd Beginning of
->''"I ''have'' to [[StuffBlowingUp blow everything up]]! ''[[InsaneTrollLogic It's the End]]", about '''The Clairvoyant'''

->[[HeroicBSOD Panic]]. [[MaskOfSanity Don't show panic]]. [[StepfordSmiler Show confidence]]. [[BrokenAce But confidence in what]]? You know you're not the broker you used
only way to be, and it's probably just a matter of time until the pack [[YouHaveFailedMe figures it out]], too. Ditch them? Maybe get leverage on them? Blackmail? [[MadnessMantra Don't show panic]].
-->--'''Broker For The Damned,''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Lasombra (Revised)''

->''"Of course
prove I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this."''
-->--'''[[http://magiccards.info/m12/en/94.html Distress,]]''' ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->2012 - Most respected evolutionary scientist in the world
->2013 - Strange, often xenophobic rants on Website/{{Twitter}} began
->2014 - Says that some rapes are better than others
->2015 - Found in a park, naked, fighting a swan
not crazy!]]''"''
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/unnamedinsider/status/494130960095805440 Unnamed Insider]]''' on UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins

->''For the past year,
'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->''"Okay, don't freak out, don't freak out...! I SAID DON'T FREAK OUT, DAMMIT! OKAY! I'm totally not freaking out right now! Because... this is me not freaking out! What do
I have been working as an assistant for a visiting researcher. [[spoiler:He has been cataloguing his findings about Gravity Falls in a series of journals.]] I helped him build a machine which he believed had the potential to benefit all mankind, but something went wrong. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I decided to quit the project.]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone But I lie awake at night, haunted by the thoughts of what I've done.]] I believe I have invented a machine that can [[LaserGuidedAmnesia permanently erase these memories from my mind]]. Test subject one: [[spoiler:Fiddleford]].''\\
(shoots himself with memory erasing gun, cut to next recording)\\
''It worked! I can't recall a thing.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I call it the Society of the Blind Eye. We will help those who want to forget by erasing their bad memories.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''Today, I came across a colony of little men. Very disturbing. I would like to forget seeing this.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I accidentally hit another car in town today. I feel terribibble - [[VerbalBackspace t-terrible]]. I've been forgetting words lately. I wonder if there are any negative side effects?''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I saw something in the lake! Something big!'' (tears
freak out hair)\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''My hair's been a-fallin' out so I got this hat from a scarecrow. Hey, are my pants on backwards?''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
(laughs maniacally) ''Yroo Xrksvi - girzmtov![[note]]Bill Cipher - triangle![[/note]]'' (laughs maniacally)
-->--'''[[spoiler:Old Man [=McGucket=]]]''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->''He could now feel his sanity beginning to give way. This was an actual sensation, a true thing. It was interesting. He imagined a tree overloaded with ice in a terrible storm would feel this way — if trees could feel anything — shortly before toppling. It was interesting... and it was sort of amusing.''
-->--'''Creator/StephenKing''', ''Literature/PetSematary''

->[[Comicbook/LexLuthor Luthor]]'s slipping — the pressure is beginning to get to him! He's always walked a fine line between genius and insanity — and this time, I think he's taken the fatal fall!
over anyway!? NOTHING, BECAUSE I'M NOT! I'M JUST NAVIGATING A FLOATING OBSTACLE COURSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A... GIANT... PLATE-BALANCING TRICK DESIGNED BY H. R. GIGER! '''FUCK YOU, REALITY! YOU'RE FULL OF ''SHIT!'''''"''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''Comicbook/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan''
'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''' again, ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Film]]



->''"This samurai's gone ''[[GratuitousFrench beaucoup]]'' cuckoo!"''
-->-- '''Scaramouch''' about Jack, ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': ''XCII''

->'''Entry 3:''' Thus far, my intellect has not suffered under a [[ProfessorGuineaPig regimen]] of [[TheVirus the Filth]]. I find I am still able to turn my head fast enough to catch my shadow before it sneaks up on me! ''(chuckles)'' I confound it every time! If I were mad, would I be able to do this? [[InsaneTrollLogic I think not!]] I feel safe in increasing the dosage...
->'''Entry 4:''' I have seen the [[EldritchLocation dark universe]] yawning, where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or ''name.'' I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers!]] I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The vermiculated inevitability is horrific... and... beautiful!
->'''Entry 5:''' The [[PuppeteerParasite parasitic worm]] swirls in the eye of the snail. The snail is compelled to climb, higher and higher, to expose itself to the hungry sky! ''(laughs hysterically)'' Ascension comes with pain... and in the belly of ravenous wings! I feel the swirl of knowledge in my eyes... and am compelled to climb.
-->--'''Dr Klein,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->Through that summer, [[TheBully Henry]] had been edging steadily out over some mental abyss, walking on a bridge that had grown relentlessly more and more narrow. On the day when he had allowed [[TheSociopath Patrick Hockstetter]] to caress him, that bridge had narrowed to a tightrope. The tightrope had [[GoMadFromTheRevelation snapped]] this morning.
-->--''Literature/{{It}}''

to:

->''"This samurai's gone ''[[GratuitousFrench beaucoup]]'' cuckoo!"''
->You have crossed from pleasant eccentrics to dangerous psychopaths.
-->-- '''Scaramouch''' about Jack, ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': ''XCII''

->'''Entry 3:''' Thus far, my intellect has not suffered under a [[ProfessorGuineaPig regimen]] of [[TheVirus the Filth]]. I find I am still able to turn my head fast enough to catch my shadow before it sneaks up on me! ''(chuckles)'' I confound it every time! If I were mad, would I be able to do this? [[InsaneTrollLogic I think not!]] I feel safe in increasing the dosage...
->'''Entry 4:''' I have seen the [[EldritchLocation dark universe]] yawning, where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or ''name.'' I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers!]] I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The vermiculated inevitability is horrific... and... beautiful!
->'''Entry 5:''' The [[PuppeteerParasite parasitic worm]] swirls
'''Carlotta''', ''Film/PennAndTellerGetKilled''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature]]

->I saw Jake
in the eye hallway at school. I pretended not to notice him.
->I saw Rachel, too. She had a dark look in her eyes. Like she hadn't slept. [[HeroicBSOD Like something was really wrong]].
->Even [[WideEyedIdealist Cassie]] seemed grim. It had gotten to all
of us. It's not so easy to just forget terror. It's not easy to just ignore the snail. memory of [[GoodThingYouCanHeal your leg being ripped off. Of being dismembered. Torn apart]].
->One of these days, I thought, one of us is going to go crazy. Totally, lock-me-up-in-a-rubber-room nutso. It was too much. This wasn't how life was supposed to be. One of us would snap. One of us would lose it.
-->--'''Marco,''' ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #5:
The snail is compelled to climb, higher and higher, to expose itself to the hungry sky! ''(laughs hysterically)'' Ascension comes with pain... and in the belly of ravenous wings! I feel the swirl of knowledge in my eyes... and am compelled to climb.
-->--'''Dr Klein,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->Through that summer, [[TheBully Henry]] had been edging steadily out over some mental abyss, walking on a bridge that had grown relentlessly more and more narrow. On the day when he had allowed [[TheSociopath Patrick Hockstetter]] to caress him, that bridge had narrowed to a tightrope. The tightrope had [[GoMadFromTheRevelation snapped]] this morning.
-->--''Literature/{{It}}''
Predator''



->I've reached the point... where I've come to doubt my own existence. Can't remember anything clearly... except the pain. Every night [[ComicBook/TheJoker he's]] done this to me. Every night I've died... only to be resurrected - so that he can begin the torture - again. Same thing... over and over. I fight them... use every ounce of will and strength... [[SuddenlyShouting BUT IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD!]] [-[[DespairEventHorizon It doesn't do any good]].-]
-->--'''Batman,''' ''ComicBook/EmperorJoker''

to:

->I've reached ->You hear of people falling apart but you never think that it can really happen just the point... where I've way it sounds, that you can feel bits of you come loose, that odd parts of you fail, and you can feel it happen: a feeling of affection or desire flicker for a moment, come back to doubt my own existence. Can't remember anything clearly... except life and then die, just like a lightbulb going out. Only inside the pain. Every night [[ComicBook/TheJoker he's]] heart and mind and soul there is no replacement possible – this bit is dark for ever and you might as well get used to it. But you can't, of course. Somewhere in the rest of the house you can hear the clang of something falling off, you really can become unhinged, screws come loose, and in the dark you can hear them fall, clattering against other things as they drop into the flooded basement of your leaking soul. [[HeroicBSOD My chest and stomach hurt, hurt because I'm full of broken stuff]]. I need to purge, need to spit out the dreadful flotsam in my heart. My living has done this to me. Every night I've died... only me, [[MoralGuardians this fucking job]] has weakened my glue and caused me to be resurrected - so come unstuck: Care Bears and blowjobs; ET and the money shot; women who like it rough and Postman Pat. Indy do you know Leatherface? Harry have you met Darth? Harry do you know Sneezy? Sneezy, do you know Jesus? Bart do you know Che? Barbie, this is Adolf.
->Do you feel lucky?
->Frankly, Harry, no I don't. [[DespairEventHorizon I can't tell you how luckless I feel]]. In a three-bedroom semi during the middle of a children's party, I can connect nothing with everything.
->[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Christ in heaven, what have I done?]]
-->--''The Golden Age Of Censorship,'' by Paul Hoffman

->Through
that he can begin the torture - again. Same thing... summer, [[TheBully Henry]] had been edging steadily out over some mental abyss, walking on a bridge that had grown relentlessly more and over. I fight them... use every ounce of will more narrow. On the day when he had allowed [[TheSociopath Patrick Hockstetter]] to caress him, that bridge had narrowed to a tightrope. The tightrope had [[GoMadFromTheRevelation snapped]] this morning.
-->--''Literature/{{It}}''

->''He could now feel his sanity beginning to give way. This was an actual sensation, a true thing. It was interesting. He imagined a tree overloaded with ice in a terrible storm would feel this way — if trees could feel anything — shortly before toppling. It was interesting...
and strength... [[SuddenlyShouting BUT IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD!]] [-[[DespairEventHorizon It doesn't do any good]].-]
-->--'''Batman,''' ''ComicBook/EmperorJoker''
it was sort of amusing.''
-->--''Literature/PetSematary''



[[/folder]]

[[folder: Live-Action TV]]

->'''Nick Fury''': You didn't tell me he'd gone this crazy.\\
'''Phil Coulson''': He's really stepped it up a notch.
-->--''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', "[[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS1E22BeginningOfTheEnd Beginning of the End]]", about '''The Clairvoyant'''



->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine [[TripleShifter 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness]]!? Forget [[MoleMen mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"
-->--'''[[spoiler:Kayaba Akihiko]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->[''Constantine is [[HeadDesk banging his head against his bedframe]]'']\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] This is probably not the best thing for a neurosurgery patient to be doing.\\
'''John Constantine:''' [[MadnessMantra Bored... bored... bored.]]\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this, I'm making a break for it]]. Heading for freedom on the open sea...\\
[''Next panel, Constantine is hurtling down the corridor on crutches, heading towards the exit.'']\\
'''John Constantine:''' [[Literature/TreasureIsland Arr Jim lad, shiver me timbers]], Cap'n Constantine's making a break for it...\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] See? Losing my mind.
-->--'''Constantine''' reacting badly to an extended stay in hospital, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''

->'''Grimes:''' Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! Insane, I tell you! DAAHH! AAAH! I can be lazy too! ''[takes his tie off and moons one of the technicians]'' Hi, look at me! I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion! Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me! ''[slaps himself on the forehead three times]'' D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!\\
'''Homer:''' Hey, you okay, Grimey?\\
'''Grimes:''' I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson.\\
'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' You wish.\\
'''Grimes:''' Oh, hi, Mr. Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world! Time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster! What's this? "Extremely High Voltage"? [[FamousLastWords Well, I don't need safety gloves]], [[KilledMidSentence because I'm Homer Simp--]] ''[electrocuted to death]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer's Enemy"

->You hear of people falling apart but you never think that it can really happen just the way it sounds, that you can feel bits of you come loose, that odd parts of you fail, and you can feel it happen: a feeling of affection or desire flicker for a moment, come back to life and then die, just like a lightbulb going out. Only inside the heart and mind and soul there is no replacement possible – this bit is dark for ever and you might as well get used to it. But you can't, of course. Somewhere in the rest of the house you can hear the clang of something falling off, you really can become unhinged, screws come loose, and in the dark you can hear them fall, clattering against other things as they drop into the flooded basement of your leaking soul. [[HeroicBSOD My chest and stomach hurt, hurt because I'm full of broken stuff]]. I need to purge, need to spit out the dreadful flotsam in my heart. My living has done this to me, [[MoralGuardians this fucking job]] has weakened my glue and caused me to come unstuck: Care Bears and blowjobs; ET and the money shot; women who like it rough and Postman Pat. Indy do you know Leatherface? Harry have you met Darth? Harry do you know Sneezy? Sneezy, do you know Jesus? Bart do you know Che? Barbie, this is Adolf.
->Do you feel lucky?
->Frankly, Harry, no I don't. [[DespairEventHorizon I can't tell you how luckless I feel]]. In a three-bedroom semi during the middle of a children's party, I can connect nothing with everything.
->[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Christ in heaven, what have I done?]]
-->--''The Golden Age Of Censorship,'' by Paul Hoffman

to:

->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine [[TripleShifter 500 uninterrupted hours [[/folder]]

[[folder: Music]]

->''I'm one card short
of consciousness]]!? Forget [[MoleMen mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw a full deck\\
I'm not quite
the face shilling\\
One wave short
of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"
-->--'''[[spoiler:Kayaba Akihiko]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->[''Constantine is [[HeadDesk banging his head against his bedframe]]'']\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue'']
a shipwreck\\
I'm not at my usual top billing\\
I'm coming down with a fever\\
I'm really out to sea\\
This kettle is boiling over\\
I think I'm a banana tree''
-->--'''{{Music/Queen}}''', "I'm Going Slightly Mad"

->''I don't know how much I can take / The secret thoughts inside me wake''\\
''I've lost what was within me / Oh sweet insanity''\\
''Now I try again to find / The thing that was my mind''\\
''Behold the undersigned / Who said I've lost my mind''
-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlqXHnb2YA Perfect Insanity]]," '''{{Music/Disturbed}}'''

->''"I am slowly going crazy one two three four five six switch"''
-->--'''Sharon, Lois & Bram'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tabletop Games]]

->''"Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this."''
-->--'''[[http://magiccards.info/m12/en/94.html Distress,]]''' ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->[[HeroicBSOD Panic]]. [[MaskOfSanity Don't show panic]]. [[StepfordSmiler Show confidence]]. [[BrokenAce But confidence in what]]? You know you're not the broker you used to be, and it's
probably not just a matter of time until the best thing for a neurosurgery patient to be doing.\\
'''John Constantine:'''
pack [[YouHaveFailedMe figures it out]], too. Ditch them? Maybe get leverage on them? Blackmail? [[MadnessMantra Bored... bored... bored.]]\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this, I'm making a break for it]]. Heading for freedom on the open sea...\\
[''Next panel, Constantine is hurtling down the corridor on crutches, heading towards the exit.'']\\
'''John Constantine:''' [[Literature/TreasureIsland Arr Jim lad, shiver me timbers]], Cap'n Constantine's making a break for it...\\
'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] See? Losing my mind.
-->--'''Constantine''' reacting badly to an extended stay in hospital, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''

->'''Grimes:''' Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! Insane, I tell you! DAAHH! AAAH! I can be lazy too! ''[takes his tie off and moons one of the technicians]'' Hi, look at me! I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion! Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me! ''[slaps himself on the forehead three times]'' D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!\\
'''Homer:''' Hey, you okay, Grimey?\\
'''Grimes:''' I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson.\\
'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' You wish.\\
'''Grimes:''' Oh, hi, Mr. Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world! Time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster! What's this? "Extremely High Voltage"? [[FamousLastWords Well, I don't need safety gloves]], [[KilledMidSentence because I'm Homer Simp--]] ''[electrocuted to death]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer's Enemy"

->You hear of people falling apart but you never think that it can really happen just the way it sounds, that you can feel bits of you come loose, that odd parts of you fail, and you can feel it happen: a feeling of affection or desire flicker for a moment, come back to life and then die, just like a lightbulb going out. Only inside the heart and mind and soul there is no replacement possible – this bit is dark for ever and you might as well get used to it. But you can't, of course. Somewhere in the rest of the house you can hear the clang of something falling off, you really can become unhinged, screws come loose, and in the dark you can hear them fall, clattering against other things as they drop into the flooded basement of your leaking soul. [[HeroicBSOD My chest and stomach hurt, hurt because I'm full of broken stuff]]. I need to purge, need to spit out the dreadful flotsam in my heart. My living has done this to me, [[MoralGuardians this fucking job]] has weakened my glue and caused me to come unstuck: Care Bears and blowjobs; ET and the money shot; women who like it rough and Postman Pat. Indy do you know Leatherface? Harry have you met Darth? Harry do you know Sneezy? Sneezy, do you know Jesus? Bart do you know Che? Barbie, this is Adolf.
->Do you feel lucky?
->Frankly, Harry, no I don't. [[DespairEventHorizon I can't tell you how luckless I feel]]. In a three-bedroom semi during the middle of a children's party, I can connect nothing with everything.
->[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Christ in heaven, what have I done?]]
-->--''The Golden Age Of Censorship,'' by Paul Hoffman
Don't show panic]].
-->--'''Broker For The Damned,''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Lasombra (Revised)''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Theatre]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games]]



->I saw Jake in the hallway at school. I pretended not to notice him.
->I saw Rachel, too. She had a dark look in her eyes. Like she hadn't slept. [[HeroicBSOD Like something was really wrong]].
->Even [[WideEyedIdealist Cassie]] seemed grim. It had gotten to all of us. It's not so easy to just forget terror. It's not easy to just ignore the memory of [[GoodThingYouCanHeal your leg being ripped off. Of being dismembered. Torn apart]].
->One of these days, I thought, one of us is going to go crazy. Totally, lock-me-up-in-a-rubber-room nutso. It was too much. This wasn't how life was supposed to be. One of us would snap. One of us would lose it.
-->--'''Marco,''' ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #5: The Predator''

to:

->I saw Jake ->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But
in the hallway at school. water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy''': Like
I pretended was really... present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason''': You know... I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[BloodKnight it feels like winning.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

->'''Entry 3:''' Thus far, my intellect has
not suffered under a [[ProfessorGuineaPig regimen]] of [[TheVirus the Filth]]. I find I am still able to notice him.
->I saw Rachel, too. She had a
turn my head fast enough to catch my shadow before it sneaks up on me! ''(chuckles)'' I confound it every time! If I were mad, would I be able to do this? [[InsaneTrollLogic I think not!]] I feel safe in increasing the dosage...
->'''Entry 4:''' [[Creatore/HPLovecraft I have seen the
dark look universe yawning]], where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in her eyes. Like she hadn't slept. [[HeroicBSOD Like their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster or ''name.'' I have seen. I have seen things in my sleep. Nothing is as ancient as sleep, except for... [[EldritchAbomination the Sleepers!]] I have seen the Spaces Beyond! Shhhhhhhh... I have seen things I dare not share with [[MegaCorp Orochi]]. They Who Sleep must wake. This is not the first time this has happened, and when everything is gone, it won't be the last. The vermiculated inevitability is horrific... and... beautiful!
->'''Entry 5:''' The [[PuppeteerParasite parasitic worm]] swirls in the eye of the snail. The snail is compelled to climb, higher and higher, to expose itself to the hungry sky! ''(laughs hysterically)'' Ascension comes with pain... and in the belly of ravenous wings! I feel the swirl of knowledge in my eyes... and am compelled to climb.
-->--'''Dr Klein,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Original]]

->'''Narrator:''' When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm making a choice!\\
'''Narrator:''' This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know it damn well!\\
'''Narrator:''' Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it.\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know where I'm going. I know what I'm doing. [[SanitySlippage Look at the lounge; it's fantastic!]] I made the choice to come here! And now I'm moving this way, because I can go this way!\\
'''Narrator:''' Stanley took the first open door on his left.\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm not! I'm going this way! Because I can! It's where I'm going! Because I'm going this way! ([[DrivenToSuicide dives off the balcony]]) '''[[KilledMidSentence RENEGADE FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-]]'''
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/TwoSaiyansPlay Renegade For Life]]''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''

->'''Mike''': They did it! [[TheLordOfTheRings Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!]]\\
'''Kevin''': Uh, Mike? We're not in—-\\
'''Bill''': Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh... [[HappyPlace he's in a better place now]].\\
'''Mike:''' [[TheCavalry And the eagles are coming!]] [[BigDamnHeroes The eagles are coming!]]
-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''' as Mike Nelson loses it while watching ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''

->'''Objective:''' ''Stop the Egg Carrier’s Launch!''\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Stop it! Stop the launch! Stop it! Stop the launch. If you don't stop the launch, then, the Britons... um... okay, so eggs are like an integral part of, of breakfast? And then, if you stop the launch, ''no one's gonna eat breakfast anymore!'' [[AndThatsTerrible And... that's bad]]. \\
'''medibot:''' Breakfast has been wrecked--\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Breakfast eating stop! (''Sonic hits a wall'') Run into walls!\\
'''pokecapn:''' So basically, this whole thing is to stop breakfast. \\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes. Breakfast is very delicious. But I can see why some activists believe that breakfast is harming America's children. [...] There's a thing also for breakfast called waffles. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment One day there was a day here at the place where we are]] called Free Waffle Day...\\
'''pokecapn:''' Uh-huh. (''deals with laser fences'') That's the [=GUN=] security system.\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I hate the [=GUN=] security system.\\
''a door closes in Sonic's face''\\
'''pokecapn:''' '''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT PICKLE!!!]]'''
-->-- 7 hours into ''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''

->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine [[TripleShifter 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness]]!? Forget [[MoleMen mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"
-->--'''[[spoiler:Kayaba Akihiko]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->''"I'm... on a '''murder break'''."''
-->-- '''Ryan Haywood''', ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Comic]]

->[[color:red:4:31]]\\
Lying awake at night, I realize how many little lights there are in my room. The alarm clock is the brightest.\\
[[color:red:4:32]]\\
Can't sleep. I'm alone with those glowing red numbers. Time slows. Does time even exist here?\\
[[color:red:4:33]]\\
Thoughts churning in on themselves. The madness can't be far away.\\
[[color:red:13:72]]\\
Ah yes. There it is.\\
([[AltText Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.]])
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Western Animation]]

->"Are we losing our minds, Barry? [[TalkingToHimself Could be, Other Barry.]] Could be."
-->-- '''Barry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->''[[ProfessorGuineaPig It worked!]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia I can't recall a thing]].''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I call it the Society of the Blind Eye. We will help those who want to forget by erasing their bad memories.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''Today, I came across a colony of little men. Very disturbing. I would like to forget seeing this.''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I accidentally hit another car in town today. I feel terribibble - [[VerbalBackspace t-terrible]]. I've been forgetting words lately. I wonder if there are any negative side effects?''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
''I saw
something was really wrong]].
->Even [[WideEyedIdealist Cassie]] seemed grim. It had gotten
in the lake! Something big!'' (tears out hair)\\
(cut
to next recording)\\
''My hair's been a-fallin' out so I got this hat from a scarecrow. Hey, are my pants on backwards?''\\
(cut to next recording)\\
(laughs maniacally) ''Yroo Xrksvi - girzmtov![[note]]Bill Cipher - triangle![[/note]]'' (laughs maniacally)
-->--'''[[spoiler:Old Man [=McGucket=]]]''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->It's fine. It'll
all of us. be fine. The day isn't over yet. But it will be over soon! (''groans'') It'll be all over! My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies! Nono. You're a good student. You can do this. Ooh! But what if I can't? [[TalkingToThemself You can. You just have to keep it together. Keep. It. Together!]] [...] [[NightmareFace HI GIRLS!]]
-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero Lesson Zero]]"

-> '''Didi:''' Stu? What are you doing?\\
'''Stu:''' Making chocolate pudding.\\
'''Didi:'''
It's not so easy to just forget terror. It's not easy to just ignore four o'clock in the memory morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?\\
'''Stu:''' Because I lost control
of [[GoodThingYouCanHeal your leg being ripped off. Of being dismembered. Torn apart]].
->One of these days,
my life.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Angelica Breaks A Leg"

->''"This samurai's gone ''[[GratuitousFrench beaucoup]]'' cuckoo!"''
-->-- '''Scaramouch''' about Jack, ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'': ''XCII''

->'''Grimes:''' Oh, I,
I thought, can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! Insane, I tell you! DAAHH! AAAH! I can be lazy too! ''[takes his tie off and moons one of us is going the technicians]'' Hi, look at me! I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion! Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me! ''[slaps himself on the forehead three times]'' D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!\\
'''Homer:''' Hey, you okay, Grimey?\\
'''Grimes:''' I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson.\\
'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' You wish.\\
'''Grimes:''' Oh, hi, Mr. Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world! Time
to go crazy. Totally, lock-me-up-in-a-rubber-room nutso. It was too much. This wasn't how life was supposed home to be. One of us would snap. One of us would lose it.
-->--'''Marco,''' ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #5: The Predator''
my mansion and eat my lobster! What's this? "Extremely High Voltage"? [[FamousLastWords Well, I don't need safety gloves]], [[KilledMidSentence because I'm Homer Simp--]] ''[electrocuted to death]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer's Enemy"

->'''Steven:''' Well... That tape recorder seems to be helping!\\
'''[[HeelFaceTurn Peridot]]:''' ''NO IT'S NOT!'' ''[throws the tape recorder]'' IT'S A CHRONICLE OF MY DESCENT INTO '''''MADNESS!'''''\\
'''Garnet:''' ''[picks up the recorder and attempts to give it back]'' You dropped this.\\
'''Peridot:''' ''[crawls away]'' Get it away from me! Give it to Steven! RETURN MADNESS TO ITS ''SOURCE!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Real Life]]

->''"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."''
-->--'''Euripides'''

->2012 - Most respected evolutionary scientist in the world
->2013 - Strange, often xenophobic rants on Website/{{Twitter}} began
->2014 - Says that some rapes are better than others
->2015 - Found in a park, naked, fighting a swan
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/unnamedinsider/status/494130960095805440 Unnamed Insider]]''' on UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins

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->'''Krillin:''' Huh, that’s odd. I don’t feel anything anymore. Wonder if we lost him? (Vegeta dashes past Krillin and stops in midair with crazy eyes...)\\
'''Vegeta:''' (delirious) I am here for it...\\
'''Krillin:''' (scared) For what?\\
'''Vegeta:''' Dragon... Ball. I... need... that Dragon Ball. Give it to me. The one you took. I need my wish...\\
'''Krillin:''' Are... you OK?\\

to:

->'''Krillin:''' Huh, that’s odd. I don’t feel anything anymore. Wonder if we lost him? (Vegeta dashes past Krillin and stops in midair with crazy eyes...)\\
'''Vegeta:''' (delirious) I am here for it...\\
->'''Vegeta:''' [[CreepyMonotone I-am-here-for-it...]]\\
'''Krillin:''' (scared) [[OhCrap For what?\\
what?]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' Dragon... Ball. I... need... that Dragon Ball. Give it to me. The one you took.The-one-you-took. I need my wish...\\
'''Krillin:''' Are... you OK?\\okay?\\



'''Vegeta:''' SHUT UP, GHOST OF NAPPA!!!\\

to:

'''Vegeta:''' [[SuddenlyShouting SHUT UP, GHOST OF NAPPA!!!\\NAPPA!!!]]\\



'''Vegeta:''' I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU, NAPPA!\\

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'''Vegeta:''' I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE ''YOU'RE'' CRAZY! ESPECIALLY ''ESPECIALLY YOU, NAPPA!\\NAPPA!''\\



(a blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red)\\
'''Vegeta:''' No...\\
'''Krillin:''' What?\\
'''Vegeta:''' (right eye starts dripping blood) Noo...\\
'''Krillin:''' Uh...\\
'''Vegeta:''' (slowly starts approaching Krillin; both eyes now bloodshot red) Noooo...\\
(Vegeta continues approaching Krillin, then suddenly feels Guru powering up Gohan and snaps out of it)\\
'''Vegeta:''' Huh, wait, what? Where am I? (to Krillin) Why are you here? Where's Nappa?

to:

(a blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, [[RedEyesTakeWarning making it turn red)\\
'''Vegeta:''' No...\\
'''Krillin:''' What?\\
'''Vegeta:''' (right eye starts dripping blood) Noo...\\
'''Krillin:''' Uh...\\
'''Vegeta:''' (slowly starts approaching Krillin; both eyes now bloodshot red) Noooo...\\
(Vegeta continues approaching Krillin, then suddenly feels Guru powering up Gohan and snaps out of it)\\
'''Vegeta:''' Huh, wait, what? Where am I? (to Krillin) Why are you here? Where's Nappa?
red]])



->Warden, you ''gotta'' get me in a different cell! Those goddamn lights and... and ''shapes'' [[EldritchLocation out the window!]] I can't sleep! I can feel my head shaking apart inside! [''half-laughing, half-sobbing''] I mean, what is going on here? Something's not right out there, Warden! It's like they're whispering to me. I'd even take [[HellholePrison solitary]] over this. Now theerrre's an idea...

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->Warden, you ''gotta'' get me in [[HellholePrison a different cell! cell]]! Those goddamn lights and... and ''shapes'' [[EldritchLocation out the window!]] I can't sleep! I can feel my head shaking apart inside! [''half-laughing, half-sobbing''] I mean, what is going on here? Something's not right out there, Warden! It's like they're whispering to me. I'd even take [[HellholePrison [[GoMadFromTheIsolation solitary]] over this. Now theerrre's an idea...
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->I saw Jake in the hallway at school. I pretended not to notice him.
->I saw Rachel, too. She had a dark look in her eyes. Like she hadn't slept. [[HeroicBSOD Like something was really wrong]].
->Even [[WideEyedIdealist Cassie]] seemed grim. It had gotten to all of us. It's not so easy to just forget terror. It's not easy to just ignore the memory of [[GoodThingYouCanHeal your leg being ripped off. Of being dismembered. Torn apart]].
->One of these days, I thought, one of us is going to go crazy. Totally, lock-me-up-in-a-rubber-room nutso. It was too much. This wasn't how life was supposed to be. One of us would snap. One of us would lose it.
-->--'''Marco,''' ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #5: The Predator''
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->'''Krillin:''' Huh, that’s odd. I don’t feel anything anymore. Wonder if we lost him? (Vegeta dashes past Krillin and stops in midair with crazy eyes...)\\
'''Vegeta:''' (delirious) I am here for it...\\
'''Krillin:''' (scared) For what?\\
'''Vegeta:''' Dragon... Ball. I... need... that Dragon Ball. Give it to me. The one you took. I need my wish...\\
'''Krillin:''' Are... you OK?\\
'''Ghost Nappa:''' I think your rage broke, Vegeta.\\
'''Vegeta:''' SHUT UP, GHOST OF NAPPA!!!\\
'''Krillin:''' What was that?\\
'''Vegeta:''' I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU, NAPPA!\\
'''Ghost Nappa:''' Eeeeey.\\
'''Krillin:''' Who are you talking to?\\
'''Vegeta:''' Dragon Ball! Hand now, please.\\
'''Krillin:''' Um, I don't... really... have it.\\
(a blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red)\\
'''Vegeta:''' No...\\
'''Krillin:''' What?\\
'''Vegeta:''' (right eye starts dripping blood) Noo...\\
'''Krillin:''' Uh...\\
'''Vegeta:''' (slowly starts approaching Krillin; both eyes now bloodshot red) Noooo...\\
(Vegeta continues approaching Krillin, then suddenly feels Guru powering up Gohan and snaps out of it)\\
'''Vegeta:''' Huh, wait, what? Where am I? (to Krillin) Why are you here? Where's Nappa?
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->Warden, you ''gotta'' get me in a different cell! Those goddamn lights and... and ''shapes'' [[EldritchLocation out the window!]] I can't sleep! I can feel my head shaking apart inside! [''half-laughing, half-sobbing''] I mean, what is going on here? Something's not right out there, Warden! It's like they're whispering to me. I'd even take [[HellholePrison solitary]] over this. Now theerrre's an idea...
-->--'''[=LaGrasta=],''' [[note]]deleted audio diary[[/note]] ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''
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-->-- '''[[BigBad Gaz Mask]]'''[=/=][[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]]]'s StartOfDarkness, ''WebAudio/KingdomPaf''

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-->-- '''[[BigBad Gaz Mask]]'''[=/=][[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]]]'s StartOfDarkness, ''WebAudio/KingdomPaf''
''AudioPlay/KingdomPaf''
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->You hear of people falling apart but you never think that it can really happen just the way it sounds, that you can feel bits of you come loose, that odd parts of you fail, and you can feel it happen: a feeling of affection or desire flicker for a moment, come back to life and then die, just like a lightbulb going out. Only inside the heart and mind and soul there is no replacement possible – this bit is dark for ever and you might as well get used to it. But you can't, of course. Somewhere in the rest of the house you can hear the clang of something falling off, you really can become unhinged, screws come loose, and in the dark you can hear them fall, clattering against other things as they drop into the flooded basement of your leaking soul. [[HeroicBSOD My chest and stomach hurt, hurt because I'm full of broken stuff]]. I need to purge, need to spit out the dreadful flotsam in my heart. My living has done this to me, [[MoralGuardians this fucking job]] has weakened my glue and caused me to come unstuck: Care Bears and blowjobs; ET and the money shot; women who like it rough and Postman Pat. Indy do you know Leatherface? Harry have you met Darth? Harry do you know Sneezy? Sneezy, do you know Jesus? Bart do you know Che? Barbie, this is Adolf.
->Do you feel lucky?
->Frankly, Harry, no I don't. [[DespairEventHorizon I can't tell you how luckless I feel]]. In a three-bedroom semi during the middle of a children's party, I can connect nothing with everything.
->[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Christ in heaven, what have I done?]]
-->--''The Golden Age Of Censorship,'' by Paul Hoffman

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-->-- Webcomic/{{xkcd}} #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]

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-->-- Webcomic/{{xkcd}} ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]



-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''', "Angelica Breaks A Leg"

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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Angelica Breaks A Leg"



->[''Constantine is [[HeadDesk banging his head against his bedframe]]'']
->'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] This is probably not the best thing for a neurosurgery patient to be doing.
->'''John Constantine:''' [[MadnessMantra Bored... bored... bored.]]
->'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this, I'm making a break for it]]. Heading for freedom on the open sea...
->[''Next panel, Constantine is hurtling down the corridor on crutches, heading towards the exit.'']
->'''John Constantine:''' [[Literature/TreasureIsland Arr Jim lad, shiver me timbers]], Cap'n Constantine's making a break for it...
->'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] See? Losing my mind.
-->--Constantine reacting badly to an extended stay in hospital, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''

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->[''Constantine is [[HeadDesk banging his head against his bedframe]]'']
->'''John
bedframe]]'']\\
'''John
Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] This is probably not the best thing for a neurosurgery patient to be doing.
->'''John
doing.\\
'''John
Constantine:''' [[MadnessMantra Bored... bored... bored.]]
->'''John
]]\\
'''John
Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this, I'm making a break for it]]. Heading for freedom on the open sea...
->[''Next
sea...\\
[''Next
panel, Constantine is hurtling down the corridor on crutches, heading towards the exit.'']
->'''John
'']\\
'''John
Constantine:''' [[Literature/TreasureIsland Arr Jim lad, shiver me timbers]], Cap'n Constantine's making a break for it...
->'''John
it...\\
'''John
Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] See? Losing my mind.
-->--Constantine -->--'''Constantine''' reacting badly to an extended stay in hospital, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''Demons''

->'''Grimes:''' Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! Insane, I tell you! DAAHH! AAAH! I can be lazy too! ''[takes his tie off and moons one of the technicians]'' Hi, look at me! I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion! Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me! ''[slaps himself on the forehead three times]'' D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!\\
'''Homer:''' Hey, you okay, Grimey?\\
'''Grimes:''' I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson.\\
'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' You wish.\\
'''Grimes:''' Oh, hi, Mr. Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world! Time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster! What's this? "Extremely High Voltage"? [[FamousLastWords Well, I don't need safety gloves]], [[KilledMidSentence because I'm Homer Simp--]] ''[electrocuted to death]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer's Enemy"
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->[''Constantine is [[HeadDesk banging his head against his bedframe]]'']
->'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] This is probably not the best thing for a neurosurgery patient to be doing.
->'''John Constantine:''' [[MadnessMantra Bored... bored... bored.]]
->'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this, I'm making a break for it]]. Heading for freedom on the open sea...
->[''Next panel, Constantine is hurtling down the corridor on crutches, heading towards the exit.'']
->'''John Constantine:''' [[Literature/TreasureIsland Arr Jim lad, shiver me timbers]], Cap'n Constantine's making a break for it...
->'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] See? Losing my mind.
-->--Constantine reacting badly to an extended stay in hospital, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''
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->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness!? Forget [[MoleMen mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"

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->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine [[TripleShifter 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness!? consciousness]]!? Forget [[MoleMen mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"
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->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness!? Forget [[MoleMan mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"

to:

->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness!? Forget [[MoleMan [[MoleMen mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"
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->"''Hey, cut me some slack, okay!? Can you two even ''begin'' to imagine 500 uninterrupted hours of consciousness!? Forget [[MoleMan mole people]], about halfway through I swore I saw the face of ''GOD''! ...until I realized it was just the night janitor, Reki''"
-->--'''[[spoiler:Kayaba Akihiko]]''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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->'''Aeryn Sun:''' What is [[BigBad Scorpius]] [[HearingVoices saying to you]]?\\
'''John Crichton:''' He says he's gonna get me. [[ParanoiaFuel He says he already has, I just don't know it yet]].\\
'''Aeryn Sun:''' Why didn't you kill him when you had the chance?\\
'''John Crichton:''' I tried. Tried - but I couldn't. Something stopped me. [[EnemyWithin Something inside]].\\
'''Aeryn Sun:''' Crichton, if you need help-\\
'''John Crichton:''' [[PoorCommunicationKills I'll ask. Just like you do]]. ''[{{beat}}]'' Aeryn, don't worry. ''[chuckles]'' I'm not gonna lose my mind! [[DespairEventHorizon It's all I've got left...]]
-->--''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "[[Recap/FarscapeS02E14BewareOfDog Beware Of Dog]]"
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-->-- 7 hours into ''[[SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''

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-->-- 7 hours into ''[[SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay ''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006LetsPlay Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''
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->[[SelfSurgery I amputated my left foot and have bandaged it with my pants]]. Strange. All through the operation I was drooling. Drooooling. Just like when I saw the gull. Drooling helplessly. But I made myself wait until after dark. I just counted backward from 100... twenty or thirty times! Ha Ha!
->[[AutoCannibalism Then...]]
->I kept telling myself: [[MadnessMantra cold roast beef. Cold roast beef. Cold roast beef]].
-->--'''Richard Pine,''' ''[[Creator/StephenKing Survivor Type]]''
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->I've reached the point... where I've come to doubt my own existence. Can't remember anything clearly... except the pain. Every night [[ComicBook/TheJoker he's]] done this to me. Every night I've died... only to be resurrected - so that he can begin the torture - again. Same thing... over and over. I fight them... use every ounce of will and strength... [[SuddenlyShouting BUT IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD!]] [-[[DespairEventHorizon It doesn't do any good]].-]
-->--'''Batman,''' ''ComicBook/EmperorJoker''
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->He held on longer than I thought any man could, talking, reasoning, cajoling, yet becoming more and more disjointed [[BuriedAlive as sand and dirt piled up over the rear window]], repeating himself, backtracking, beginning to stutter. At one point, the passenger door opened as far as it could and banged into the side of the excavation. I saw a hand with black hair on the knuckles and a big ruby ring on the second finger. I sent down a quick four shovelfuls of loose earth into the opening. He screamed and yanked the door shut again.
->[[VillainousBreakdown He broke not long after]]. It was [[HellIsThatNoise the sound of the dirt coming down]] that finally got to him, I think. Sure it was. That would have been very loud inside the Cadillac. The dirt and stones rattling onto the roof and falling past the window. He must have finally realized he was sitting in an upholstered eight-cylinder fuel-injected coffin.
-->--''[[Literature/NightmaresAndDreamscapes Dolan's Cadillac]]''

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