History Quotes / SanitySlippage

11th Nov '15 3:54:29 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''[[RiffTrax Mike Nelson]]''' loses it while watching ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''
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-->-- '''[[RiffTrax '''[[Podcast/RiffTrax Mike Nelson]]''' loses it while watching ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''
26th Mar '15 9:56:31 AM johnnyfog
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->''I'm one card short of a full deck\\ I'm not quite the shilling\\ One wave short of a shipwreck\\ I'm not at my usual top billing\\ I'm coming down with a fever\\ I'm really out to sea\\ This kettle is boiling over\\ I think I'm a banana tree'' -->--'''{{Music/Queen}}''', "I'm Going Slightly Mad"
3rd Feb '15 9:37:10 AM johnnyfog
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->'''Mike:''' [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] and co. turn up the comedy in this new film which is as satisfying as it is hilarious!\\ '''Jay:''' ''Grown Ups 2'' is like [[BreadEggsMilkSquick eating rat poison]]: It really is a good idea!\\ '''Mike:''' Sandler is hilarious in ''Grown Ups 2''! It's like fork in the brain! [[MadnessMantra Fork in the brain!]]\\ '''Jay:''' Adam Sandler's funny, bro! I wanna get [[BreathlessNonSequitur chocolate wasted!]]\\ '''Mike:''' [[AC:Stop thinking, brain, you're going to hurt yourself.]] -->-- ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' ->''"The old man climbed out of his seat in the sixth row and went shuffling up the aisle, asking people what time it was. 'Do you have the time?' be kept asking. 'The time? What time is it?'\\\ A woman sitting across the aisle advised him to shut up and get lost. 'I paid my money and I want to see the movie,' she said. She gobbled her buttered popcorn and stared at the screen, where a stripper was biting off a snake's head.\\\ 'Ooo-eee,' somebody said in the darkness.\\\ 'What time is it?' the man asked. He was back again.\\\ I think it was when the stripper bit off the snake's head that I first began to ask myself what I was doing in the theater.\\\ Are they just poor slobs who got suckered in by the ads? Or are they geeks enjoying a busman's holiday? Should I rate the movie with stars, or vomit bags?'' '''''[[RiddleForTheAges Why did the old man want to know what time it was?]]''''' ''Had he missed the feeding at the zoo? Why wouldn't anyone tell him? Didn't they know? Didn't they care that it was late... very late?\\\ [[GotMeDoingIt Ooo-eee.]]"'' -->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' losing his mind, ''Stanley'' (1972)
28th Jan '15 5:31:21 PM RevDave
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->'''Mike:''' [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] and co. turn up the comedy in this new film which is as satisfying as it is hilarious! ->'''Jay:''' ''Grown Ups 2'' is like [[BreadEggsMilkSquick eating rat poison]]: It really is a good idea! ->'''Mike:''' Sandler is hilarious in ''Grown Ups 2''! It's like fork in the brain! [[MadnessMantra Fork in the brain!]] ->'''Jay:''' Adam Sandler's funny, bro! I wanna get [[BreathlessNonSequitur chocolate wasted!]] ->'''Mike:''' [[AC:Stop thinking, brain, you're going to hurt yourself.]]
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->'''Mike:''' [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] and co. turn up the comedy in this new film which is as satisfying as it is hilarious! ->'''Jay:''' hilarious!\\ '''Jay:''' ''Grown Ups 2'' is like [[BreadEggsMilkSquick eating rat poison]]: It really is a good idea! ->'''Mike:''' idea!\\ '''Mike:''' Sandler is hilarious in ''Grown Ups 2''! It's like fork in the brain! [[MadnessMantra Fork in the brain!]] ->'''Jay:''' brain!]]\\ '''Jay:''' Adam Sandler's funny, bro! I wanna get [[BreathlessNonSequitur chocolate wasted!]] ->'''Mike:''' wasted!]]\\ '''Mike:''' [[AC:Stop thinking, brain, you're going to hurt yourself.]]

->''[-"The old man climbed out of his seat in the sixth row and went shuffling up the aisle, asking people what time it was. 'Do you have the time?' be kept asking. 'The time? What time is it?'\\\
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->''[-"The ->''"The old man climbed out of his seat in the sixth row and went shuffling up the aisle, asking people what time it was. 'Do you have the time?' be kept asking. 'The time? What time is it?'\\\

[[GotMeDoingIt Ooo-eee.]]"-]''
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[[GotMeDoingIt Ooo-eee.]]"-]'']]"''

->''I don't know how much I can take / The secret thoughts inside me wake'' ->''I've lost what was within me / Oh sweet insanity'' ->''Now I try again to find / The thing that was my mind'' ->''Behold the undersigned / Who said I've lost my mind''
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->''I don't know how much I can take / The secret thoughts inside me wake'' ->''I've wake''\\ ''I've lost what was within me / Oh sweet insanity'' ->''Now insanity''\\ ''Now I try again to find / The thing that was my mind'' ->''Behold mind''\\ ''Behold the undersigned / Who said I've lost my mind''

->'''Objective:''' ''Stop the Egg Carrier’s Launch!'' ->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Stop it! Stop the launch! Stop it! Stop the launch. If you don't stop the launch, then, the Britons... um... okay, so eggs are like an integral part of, of breakfast? And then, if you stop the launch, ''no one's gonna eat breakfast anymore!'' [[AndThatsTerrible And... that's bad]]. ->'''medibot:''' Breakfast has been wrecked- ->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Breakfast eating stop! (''Sonic hits a wall'') Run into walls! ->'''pokecapn:''' So basically, this whole thing is to stop breakfast. ->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes. Breakfast is very delicious. But I can see why some activists believe that breakfast is harming America's children. [...] There's a thing also for breakfast called waffles. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment One day there was a day here at the place where we are]] called Free Waffle Day... ->'''pokecapn:''' Uh-huh. (''deals with laser fences'') That's the [=GUN=] security system. ->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I hate the [=GUN=] security system. ->''a door closes in Sonic's face'' ->'''pokecapn:''' '''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT PICKLE!!!]]'''
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->'''Objective:''' ''Stop the Egg Carrier’s Launch!'' ->'''Kung-Fu Launch!''\\ '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Stop it! Stop the launch! Stop it! Stop the launch. If you don't stop the launch, then, the Britons... um... okay, so eggs are like an integral part of, of breakfast? And then, if you stop the launch, ''no one's gonna eat breakfast anymore!'' [[AndThatsTerrible And... that's bad]]. \n->'''medibot:''' \\ '''medibot:''' Breakfast has been wrecked- ->'''Kung-Fu wrecked--\\ '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Breakfast eating stop! (''Sonic hits a wall'') Run into walls! ->'''pokecapn:''' walls!\\ '''pokecapn:''' So basically, this whole thing is to stop breakfast. ->'''Kung-Fu breakfast. \\ '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes. Breakfast is very delicious. But I can see why some activists believe that breakfast is harming America's children. [...] There's a thing also for breakfast called waffles. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment One day there was a day here at the place where we are]] called Free Waffle Day... ->'''pokecapn:''' Day...\\ '''pokecapn:''' Uh-huh. (''deals with laser fences'') That's the [=GUN=] security system. ->'''Kung-Fu system.\\ '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I hate the [=GUN=] security system. ->''a system.\\ ''a door closes in Sonic's face'' ->'''pokecapn:''' face''\\ '''pokecapn:''' '''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT PICKLE!!!]]'''

->'''Mike''': They did it! [[TheLordOfTheRings Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!]] ->'''Kevin''': Uh, Mike? We're not in— ->'''Bill''': Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh... [[HappyPlace he's in a better place now]]. ->'''Mike:''' [[TheCavalry And the eagles are coming!]] [[BigDamnHeroes The eagles are coming!]]
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->'''Mike''': They did it! [[TheLordOfTheRings Those plucky little Hobbits destroyed The Ring!]] ->'''Kevin''': Ring!]]\\ '''Kevin''': Uh, Mike? We're not in— ->'''Bill''': in—-\\ '''Bill''': Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh... [[HappyPlace he's in a better place now]]. ->'''Mike:''' now]].\\ '''Mike:''' [[TheCavalry And the eagles are coming!]] [[BigDamnHeroes The eagles are coming!]]

->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right? ->'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter. ->'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad. ->'''Daisy''': Like I was really... present. Like the whole world was me. ->'''Jason''': You know... I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[BloodKnight it feels like winning.]]
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->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right? ->'''Daisy''': right?\\ '''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter. ->'''Jason''': meter.\\ '''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad. ->'''Daisy''': pad.\\ '''Daisy''': Like I was really... present. Like the whole world was me. ->'''Jason''': me.\\ '''Jason''': You know... I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[BloodKnight it feels like winning.]]

->[[color:red:4:31]] ->Lying awake at night, I realize how many little lights there are in my room. The alarm clock is the brightest. ->[[color:red:4:32]] ->Can't sleep. I'm alone with those glowing red numbers. Time slows. Does time even exist here? ->[[color:red:4:33]] ->Thoughts churning in on themselves. The madness can't be far away. ->[[color:red:13:72]] ->Ah yes. There it is. ->([[AltText Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.]])
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->[[color:red:4:31]] ->Lying ->[[color:red:4:31]]\\ Lying awake at night, I realize how many little lights there are in my room. The alarm clock is the brightest. ->[[color:red:4:32]] ->Can't brightest.\\ [[color:red:4:32]]\\ Can't sleep. I'm alone with those glowing red numbers. Time slows. Does time even exist here? ->[[color:red:4:33]] ->Thoughts here?\\ [[color:red:4:33]]\\ Thoughts churning in on themselves. The madness can't be far away. ->[[color:red:13:72]] ->Ah away.\\ [[color:red:13:72]]\\ Ah yes. There it is. ->([[AltText is.\\ ([[AltText Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.]])
27th Nov '14 9:10:29 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad."'' -->--'''Euripides'''

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->''"The old man climbed out of his seat in the sixth row and went shuffling up the aisle, asking people what time it was. 'Do you have the time?' be kept asking. 'The time? What time is it?'\\\
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->''"The ->''[-"The old man climbed out of his seat in the sixth row and went shuffling up the aisle, asking people what time it was. 'Do you have the time?' be kept asking. 'The time? What time is it?'\\\

[[GotMeDoingIt Ooo-eee.]]"''
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[[GotMeDoingIt Ooo-eee.]]"'']]"-]''
27th Nov '14 9:07:09 PM johnnyfog
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->''The old man climbed out of his seat in the sixth row and went shuffling up the aisle, asking people what time it was. "Do you have the time?" be kept asking. "The time? What time is it?"\\ A woman sitting across the aisle advised him to shut up and get lost. "I paid my money and I want to see the movie," she said. She gobbled her buttered popcorn and stared at the screen, where a stripper was biting off a snake's head.\\ "Ooo-eee," somebody said in the darkness.\\ "What time is it?" the man asked. He was back again.\\ I think it was when the stripper bit off the snake's head that I first began to ask myself what I was doing in the theater.\\ Are they just poor slobs who got suckered in by the ads? Or are they geeks enjoying a busman's holiday? Should I rate the movie with stars, or vomit bags?'' '''''[[RiddleForTheAges Why did the old man want to know what time it was?]]''''' ''Had he missed the feeding at the zoo? Why wouldn't anyone tell him? Didn't they know? Didn't they care that it was late... very late?\\ Ooo-eee.''
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->''The ->''"The old man climbed out of his seat in the sixth row and went shuffling up the aisle, asking people what time it was. "Do 'Do you have the time?" time?' be kept asking. "The 'The time? What time is it?"\\ it?'\\\ A woman sitting across the aisle advised him to shut up and get lost. "I 'I paid my money and I want to see the movie," movie,' she said. She gobbled her buttered popcorn and stared at the screen, where a stripper was biting off a snake's head.\\ "Ooo-eee," \\\ 'Ooo-eee,' somebody said in the darkness.\\ "What \\\ 'What time is it?" it?' the man asked. He was back again.\\ \\\ I think it was when the stripper bit off the snake's head that I first began to ask myself what I was doing in the theater.\\ \\\ Are they just poor slobs who got suckered in by the ads? Or are they geeks enjoying a busman's holiday? Should I rate the movie with stars, or vomit bags?'' '''''[[RiddleForTheAges Why did the old man want to know what time it was?]]''''' ''Had he missed the feeding at the zoo? Why wouldn't anyone tell him? Didn't they know? Didn't they care that it was late... very late?\\ late?\\\ [[GotMeDoingIt Ooo-eee.'']]"''
27th Nov '14 9:06:06 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Mike:''' [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] and co. turn up the comedy in this new film which is as satisfying as it is hilarious!\\ '''Jay:''' ''Grown Ups 2'' is like eating rat poison: It really is a good idea!\\ '''Mike:''' Sandler is hilarious in ''Grown Ups 2''! It's like fork in the brain! [[MadnessMantra Fork in the brain!]]\\ '''Jay:''' Adam Sandler's funny, bro! I wanna get [[BreathlessNonSequitur chocolate wasted!]]\\ '''Mike:''' [[AC:Stop thinking, brain, you're going to hurt yourself.]]
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->'''Mike:''' [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] and co. turn up the comedy in this new film which is as satisfying as it is hilarious!\\ '''Jay:''' hilarious! ->'''Jay:''' ''Grown Ups 2'' is like [[BreadEggsMilkSquick eating rat poison: poison]]: It really is a good idea!\\ '''Mike:''' idea! ->'''Mike:''' Sandler is hilarious in ''Grown Ups 2''! It's like fork in the brain! [[MadnessMantra Fork in the brain!]]\\ '''Jay:''' brain!]] ->'''Jay:''' Adam Sandler's funny, bro! I wanna get [[BreathlessNonSequitur chocolate wasted!]]\\ '''Mike:''' wasted!]] ->'''Mike:''' [[AC:Stop thinking, brain, you're going to hurt yourself.]]
27th Nov '14 9:05:34 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I am slowly going crazy one two three four five six switch"'' -->--'''Sharon, Lois & Bram''' ----
27th Nov '14 7:12:47 AM MagiMecha
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->''"I'm... on a '''murder break'''."'' -->-- '''Ryan Haywood''', ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters''
11th Oct '14 9:43:23 PM erforce
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->'''Mike:''' [[AdamSandler Sandler]] and co. turn up the comedy in this new film which is as satisfying as it is hilarious!\\
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->'''Mike:''' [[AdamSandler [[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] and co. turn up the comedy in this new film which is as satisfying as it is hilarious!\\

-->-- '''''HalfInTheBag'''''
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-->-- '''''HalfInTheBag''''' ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''

->I don't know how much I can take / The secret thoughts inside me wake ->I've lost what was within me / Oh sweet insanity ->Now I try again to find / The thing that was my mind ->Behold the undersigned / Who said I've lost my mind
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->I ->''I don't know how much I can take / The secret thoughts inside me wake ->I've wake'' ->''I've lost what was within me / Oh sweet insanity ->Now insanity'' ->''Now I try again to find / The thing that was my mind ->Behold mind'' ->''Behold the undersigned / Who said I've lost my mindmind''

->I ''have'' to [[StuffBlowingUp blow everything up]]! ''[[InsaneTrollLogic It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!]]''
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->I ->''"I ''have'' to [[StuffBlowingUp blow everything up]]! ''[[InsaneTrollLogic It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!]]''crazy!]]''"''

-->--Webcomic/{{xkcd}} #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]
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-->--Webcomic/{{xkcd}} -->-- Webcomic/{{xkcd}} #313: [[http://xkcd.com/313/ Insomnia]]

-->--[[spoiler: Aichi Sendou]], ''Anime/CardfightVanguard''
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-->--[[spoiler: -->-- '''[[spoiler: Aichi Sendou]], Sendou]]''', ''Anime/CardfightVanguard''

-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''', "Angelica Breaks A Leg"
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-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''', -->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''', "Angelica Breaks A Leg"

-->'''[[BigBad Gaz Mask]]'''[=/=][[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]]]'s StartOfDarkness, ''WebAudio/KingdomPaf''
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-->'''[[BigBad -->-- '''[[BigBad Gaz Mask]]'''[=/=][[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]]]'s StartOfDarkness, ''WebAudio/KingdomPaf''
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