History Quotes / SadistShow

3rd Feb '17 6:13:26 PM Firebrand96
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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves moved 'em over and kept goin']]. Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?". Unless you ''[[{{Overcrank}} slow things down]]'' to [[RepeatCut show them the gravity of what they just saw]].

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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves moved 'em over and kept goin']]. Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?". Unless you ''[[{{Overcrank}} slow things down]]'' to [[RepeatCut show them the gravity the]] [[PlayedForDrama gravity]] [[RepeatCut of what they just saw]].
3rd Feb '17 6:11:29 PM Firebrand96
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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves moved 'em over and kept goin']]. Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?". Unless you ''[[{{Overcrank slow things down}}]]'' to [[RepeatCut show them the gravity of what they just saw]].

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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves moved 'em over and kept goin']]. Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?". Unless you ''[[{{Overcrank ''[[{{Overcrank}} slow things down}}]]'' down]]'' to [[RepeatCut show them the gravity of what they just saw]].
3rd Feb '17 6:10:18 PM Firebrand96
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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" Unless you ''slow things down'' to show them the gravity of what they just saw.

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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" next?". Unless you ''slow ''[[{{Overcrank slow things down'' down}}]]'' to [[RepeatCut show them the gravity of what they just saw.saw]].



->'''Danny:''' Okay, you know what, Arin? I think we're going to call this an episode.\\

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->'''Danny:''' [[TranquilFury Okay, you know what, Arin? Arin?]] [[RageQuit I think we're going to call this an episode.\\]]\\



-->--''GameGrumps'', "The Wacky World of Miniature Golf: [[BlatantLies Dan's Favorite Game]] - PART 1"

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-->--''GameGrumps'', "The Wacky World of Miniature Golf: [[BlatantLies [[SarcasmMode Dan's Favorite Game]] - PART 1"
3rd Feb '17 6:05:00 PM Firebrand96
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->'''Danny:''' Okay, you know what, Arin? I think we're going to call this an episode.\\
'''Arin:''' No! Oh my God, this is so funny!
-->--''GameGrumps'', "The Wacky World of Miniature Golf: [[BlatantLies Dan's Favorite Game]] - PART 1"
6th Jan '17 12:47:17 AM Morgenthaler
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->As expected, DrPhil’s “intervention” with Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon was an erratic, [[AttentionWhore fame whore train wreck]] that ended with the lukewarm butt plug of smug Dr. Phil patting himself on the back. If Everlast sold punching bags [[DartboardOfHate with Dr. Phil’s face on it]], they would become the richest company in the world and we’d all have arms as thick as Creator/JonHamm’s dick.

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->As expected, DrPhil’s Series/DrPhil’s “intervention” with Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon was an erratic, [[AttentionWhore fame whore train wreck]] that ended with the lukewarm butt plug of smug Dr. Phil patting himself on the back. If Everlast sold punching bags [[DartboardOfHate with Dr. Phil’s face on it]], they would become the richest company in the world and we’d all have arms as thick as Creator/JonHamm’s dick.
12th Feb '16 7:04:17 PM bonesawisready
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->In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in 'blood and guts', and in living color, you are going to see another first — attempted suicide.
-->--WXLT anchorwoman '''Christine Chubbuck''', before fatally shooting herself (1974)
10th May '15 1:56:45 PM johnnyfog
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->As expected, DrPhil’s “intervention” with Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon was an erratic, [[AttentionWhore fame whore train wreck]] that ended with the lukewarm butt plug of smug Dr. Phil patting himself on the back. If Everlast sold punching bags [[DartboardOfHate with Dr. Phil’s face on it]], they would become the richest company in the world and we’d all have arms as thick as Creator/JonHamm’s dick... I blame {{Oprah|Winfrey}} for this for giving us Dr. Phil. And when is somebody going to stage [[TheCobblersChildrenHaveNoShoes a fame whore intervention for Dr. Phil?]]

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->As expected, DrPhil’s “intervention” with Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon was an erratic, [[AttentionWhore fame whore train wreck]] that ended with the lukewarm butt plug of smug Dr. Phil patting himself on the back. If Everlast sold punching bags [[DartboardOfHate with Dr. Phil’s face on it]], they would become the richest company in the world and we’d all have arms as thick as Creator/JonHamm’s dick... I blame {{Oprah|Winfrey}} for this for giving us Dr. Phil. And when is somebody going to stage [[TheCobblersChildrenHaveNoShoes a fame whore intervention for Dr. Phil?]]dick.
26th Apr '15 3:15:03 PM johnnyfog
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->One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-->--'''Creator/KurtVonnegut'''
9th Apr '15 3:49:58 PM johnnyfog
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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? [[WeHaveReserves They'd have moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, [[ViewersAreGoldfish because they're so MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" Unless you ''slow things down'' to show them the gravity of what they just saw.

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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves They'd have moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, [[ViewersAreGoldfish because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" Unless you ''slow things down'' to show them the gravity of what they just saw.
19th Mar '15 6:30:22 AM johnnyfog
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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? [[WeHaveReserves They'd have moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, [[ViewersAreGoldfish because they're so MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" Unless you ''slow things down'' to show them the gravity of what they just saw.
-->--'''Terry Taylor''', former Talent Relations for {{Wrestling/ECW}}, on the Danbury fall (''Forever Hardcore: The Documenterary'')
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