History Quotes / SadistShow

12th Feb '16 7:04:17 PM bonesawisready
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->In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in 'blood and guts', and in living color, you are going to see another first — attempted suicide.
-->--WXLT anchorwoman '''Christine Chubbuck''', before fatally shooting herself (1974)
10th May '15 1:56:45 PM johnnyfog
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->As expected, DrPhil’s “intervention” with Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon was an erratic, [[AttentionWhore fame whore train wreck]] that ended with the lukewarm butt plug of smug Dr. Phil patting himself on the back. If Everlast sold punching bags [[DartboardOfHate with Dr. Phil’s face on it]], they would become the richest company in the world and we’d all have arms as thick as Creator/JonHamm’s dick... I blame {{Oprah|Winfrey}} for this for giving us Dr. Phil. And when is somebody going to stage [[TheCobblersChildrenHaveNoShoes a fame whore intervention for Dr. Phil?]]

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->As expected, DrPhil’s “intervention” with Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon was an erratic, [[AttentionWhore fame whore train wreck]] that ended with the lukewarm butt plug of smug Dr. Phil patting himself on the back. If Everlast sold punching bags [[DartboardOfHate with Dr. Phil’s face on it]], they would become the richest company in the world and we’d all have arms as thick as Creator/JonHamm’s dick... I blame {{Oprah|Winfrey}} for this for giving us Dr. Phil. And when is somebody going to stage [[TheCobblersChildrenHaveNoShoes a fame whore intervention for Dr. Phil?]]dick.
26th Apr '15 3:15:03 PM johnnyfog
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->One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-->--'''Creator/KurtVonnegut'''
9th Apr '15 3:49:58 PM johnnyfog
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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? [[WeHaveReserves They'd have moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, [[ViewersAreGoldfish because they're so MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" Unless you ''slow things down'' to show them the gravity of what they just saw.

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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? They'd have [[WeHaveReserves They'd have moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, [[ViewersAreGoldfish because they're so [[ViewersAreGoldfish MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" Unless you ''slow things down'' to show them the gravity of what they just saw.
19th Mar '15 6:30:22 AM johnnyfog
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->Wrestling/NewJack and Vic Grimes fell ''20 feet!'' They aren't stuntmen. They're on concrete, it should've killed them! And what would've happened if they would've died? [[WeHaveReserves They'd have moved 'em over and kept goin']].\\\
Y'know, to me, two guys almost die, that's a big deal. And it's not a big deal to the fan, [[ViewersAreGoldfish because they're so MTV-minded]], they're gonna say "What's next?" Unless you ''slow things down'' to show them the gravity of what they just saw.
-->--'''Terry Taylor''', former Talent Relations for {{Wrestling/ECW}}, on the Danbury fall (''Forever Hardcore: The Documenterary'')
12th Mar '15 12:32:15 PM johnnyfog
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-->-- '''''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'''''

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-->-- '''''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'''''
'''TV announcer''', ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''



->As expected, DrPhil’s “intervention” with Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon was an erratic, [[AttentionWhore fame whore train wreck]] that ended with the lukewarm butt plug of smug Dr. Phil patting himself on the back. If Everlast sold punching bags [[DartboardOfHate with Dr. Phil’s face on it]], they would become the richest company in the world and we’d all have arms as thick as Creator/JonHamm’s dick... I blame {{Oprah|Winfrey}} for this for giving us Dr. Phil. And when is somebody going to stage [[TheCobblersChildrenHaveNoShoes a fame whore intervention for Dr. Phil?]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/11/dr-phils-interview-with-nick-gordon-was-a-disaster/ Michael K.]]'''



->The next time you’re at a family reunion and you’re watching your uncles drunkenly fight on the patio after one of them said that the other one’s wife has lonjas for days, try to ignore the sound of your auntie hysterically screaming while trying to break up the fight with her shoe and think to yourself, ''“Well, at least they’re not AS trashy as Bobby Brown’s family.”''\\\
When Bobby Brown’s family got into that big, messy fight at his birthday party, they probably realized that the next time they fight, it should be in front of cameras, because [[RealityTV they might as well get paid for their trashiness]]. That IS the American way...I wonder which network would actually pay money for this mess. The answer: ALL OF THEM (but you know it’s going to be {{TLC}}).
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/03/bobby-browns-family-is-allegedly-shooting-a-reality-show-because-this-is-the-world-we-live-in/ Michael K.]]''', "Bobby Brown’s Family Is Allegedly Shooting A Reality Show Because This Is The World We Live In"
4th Mar '15 10:50:23 AM johnnyfog
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-->-- Stewie Griffin''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Grumpy Old Man"

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-->-- Stewie Griffin''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', '''Stewie Griffin''', WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Grumpy Old Man"
4th Mar '15 10:50:11 AM johnnyfog
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When Bobby Brown’s family got into that big, messy fight at his birthday party, they probably realized that the next time they fight, it should be in front of cameras, because they might as well get paid for their trashiness. That IS the American way, after all...I wonder which network would actually pay money for this mess. The answer: ALL OF THEM (but you know it’s going to be {{TLC}}).

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When Bobby Brown’s family got into that big, messy fight at his birthday party, they probably realized that the next time they fight, it should be in front of cameras, because [[RealityTV they might as well get paid for their trashiness. trashiness]]. That IS the American way, after all...way...I wonder which network would actually pay money for this mess. The answer: ALL OF THEM (but you know it’s going to be {{TLC}}).
4th Mar '15 10:49:52 AM johnnyfog
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->The next time you’re at a family reunion and you’re watching your uncles drunkenly fight on the patio after one of them said that the other one’s wife has lonjas for days, try to ignore the sound of your auntie hysterically screaming while trying to break up the fight with her shoe and think to yourself, ''“Well, at least they’re not AS trashy as Bobby Brown’s family.”''\\\
When Bobby Brown’s family got into that big, messy fight at his birthday party, they probably realized that the next time they fight, it should be in front of cameras, because they might as well get paid for their trashiness. That IS the American way, after all...I wonder which network would actually pay money for this mess. The answer: ALL OF THEM (but you know it’s going to be {{TLC}}).
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/03/bobby-browns-family-is-allegedly-shooting-a-reality-show-because-this-is-the-world-we-live-in/ Michael K.]]''', "Bobby Brown’s Family Is Allegedly Shooting A Reality Show Because This Is The World We Live In"




->A entire season of ''Series/HereComesHoneyBooBoo'' was shot, but {{TLC}} is not airing it and has canceled the show over the allegations that Mama June is dating a convicted child molester. TLC executives fed cheese balls and sketti sauce to a bull and waited around until it shit up this pile of bullshit:\\\
''[-Supporting the health and welfare of these remarkable children is our only priority. TLC is faithfully committed to the children’s ongoing comfort and well-being.-]''\\\
'''''[[HaHaHaNo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!]]'''''"
-->--[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/24/and-there-goes-honey-boo-boo/ Michael K.]], "And There Goes Honey Boo Boo..."
27th Feb '15 4:46:47 AM johnnyfog
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-->--'''Adam Steltzner'', Mars Science Laboratory lead engineer for Entry, Decent and Landing on why the Curiosity Rover Landing was so popular.

->''Million Dollar Drop'' was a short-lived game show where couples had $1,000,000 they wagered on trivia knowledge. They placed stacks of bills on trapdoors that of course clanked open when they got a question wrong. It was crushing for people to watch their actual dreams fall away, but the demilich beneath FOX studios demanded a sacrifice of cash tainted with despair.

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-->--'''Adam Steltzner'', Steltzner''', Mars Science Laboratory lead engineer for Entry, Decent and Landing on why the Curiosity Rover Landing was so popular.

->''Million Dollar Drop'' was a short-lived game show where couples had $1,000,000 they wagered on trivia knowledge. They placed stacks of bills on trapdoors that of course clanked open when they got a question wrong. It was crushing for people to watch their actual dreams fall away, but the demilich beneath FOX {{Creator/FOX}} studios demanded a sacrifice of cash tainted with despair.
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