->''Oh, and ''Series/FearFactor'', I watched maybe a half hour\\
After that, felt like I needed a long shower\\
Network execs with naked ambitions\\
'Next week on {{Creator/FOX}}, watch ''Lions Eat Christians''![='=]''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Couch Potato"

->Time now for ''Life on Tatooine'', brought to viewers everywhere in the hope that our own lives may be uplifted by the comparison and enriched with the gratitude of relief.
-->-- '''''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'''''

->They're like onlookers at a car crash. As long it's not happening to them, they're dying to get a closer look.
-->-- '''[[{{VideoGame/Persona4}} Yosuke Hanamura]]''' on everyone's interest in the string of murders.

->Look around. We all live in public now, we're all on the Internet. How do you think people become famous any more? You don't have to ''achieve'' anything; you just gotta have fucked up-shit happen to you.
--> -- [[spoiler:Jill Roberts]], ''{{Film/Scream 4}}''

->Why is everybody we know depressing?
-->-- Stewie Griffin''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Grumpy Old Man"

->It is not enough for me to succeed. Others must fail.
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->...thousands of people are waiting [[NightmareFetishist to see if we could successfully land]]. And although we go there for the science questions, I don't think they were there at 1:30 in the morning because they're dying to know about the pH and salinity of the ancient aqueous environmental stability of Mars.
-->--'''Adam Steltzner''', Mars Science Laboratory lead engineer for Entry, Decent and Landing on why the Curiosity Rover Landing was so popular.

->''Million Dollar Drop'' was a short-lived game show where couples had $1,000,000 they wagered on trivia knowledge. They placed stacks of bills on trapdoors that of course clanked open when they got a question wrong. It was crushing for people to watch their actual dreams fall away, but the demilich beneath {{Creator/FOX}} studios demanded a sacrifice of cash tainted with despair.
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-biggest-cheaters-in-game-show-history/#ixzz2eGWH8FH0 The 5 Biggest Cheaters in Game Show History]]"

->Everybody knows that the only watchable episode of ''AmericanIdol'' is the first one of the season. Therein all the self-delusional idiots fly off the handle when the judges tell them what their hearts already whisper: ''You are terribly ordinary.''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-star-performers-who-never-let-lack-talent-stop-them/ "5 Star Performers Who Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them"]]

->A entire season of ''Series/HereComesHoneyBooBoo'' was shot, but {{TLC}} is not airing it and has canceled the show over the allegations that Mama June is dating a convicted child molester. TLC executives fed cheese balls and sketti sauce to a bull and waited around until it shit up this pile of bullshit:\\\
''[-Supporting the health and welfare of these remarkable children is our only priority. TLC is faithfully committed to the children’s ongoing comfort and well-being.-]''\\\
'''''[[HaHaHaNo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!]]'''''"
-->--[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/24/and-there-goes-honey-boo-boo/ Michael K.]], "And There Goes Honey Boo Boo..."
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