History Quotes / RuleOfCOol

-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctiation''''' on ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''

-->-- '''AltText''',''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p28 this]] strip of ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

-->-- '''Peter Suderman''', reviewing the 2007 film adaptation of ''{{Transformers}}''

-->-- '''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Pretender This]] ''{{Transformers}}'' wiki page'''

'''Matt:''' Well, the wires are for [[NecessaryWeasel absolutely nothing]]. They just look really cool.

-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue: Relocated''

->'''Screenwriter:''' Well, sir, you know phyisics?

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''

''[{{Beat}}, as Bloodsport turns around]''\\
'''Bloodsport:''' Fuck... That's true.

[{{Beat}} as Bloodsport turns around]\\

-->-- ''Film/TheSuicideSquad

-->--''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan''

->So now the director has shown these two images, of [[UsefulNotes/{{Islam}} Muslim]] and [[UsefulNotes/{{Hinduism}} Hindu]] origin respectively, it's likely that he's establishing the core belief system of the film as being derived from the quasi-Orientalist teachings of [[NewAgeRetroHippie early New Age philosophy]] [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece contemporary]] to [[TheSeventies this time]]. [[MistakenForProfound Or it just looks cool.]]

->This is another film [[WrittenByCastMember written and directed by Jackie himself]]. Maybe you can blame the following two sentences on the chunks of his brain that fell out during his ''Film/ProjectA'' skull injury, but here goes: In ''Film/WhoAmI''? Jackie Chan plays a character named both "[[TheDanza Jackie Chan]]" and "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Who Am I?]]" He [[ARareSentence loses his memory after special forces attack a meteor, and he joins an African tribe and a rally car race before stopping an international space weapon smuggling operation staffed entirely by kickboxers]]. So crumple up that screenplay you're working on, awesome 8-year-olds. Jackie Chan already made it.

->'''Jill:''' The bartending station only works with me.
->'''Alma:''' I see. Okay then, [[PlayfulHacker I move this here, click here, and]]... Now it works for you, for me, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers that dog in a Hawaiian shirt]].

->This is another film [[WrittenByCastMember written and directed by Jackie himself]]. Maybe you can blame the following two sentences on [[CrazyAwesome the chunks of his brain that fell out]] during his ''Project A'' skull injury, but here goes: In ''Who Am I''? Jackie Chan plays a character named both "[[TheDanza Jackie Chan]]" and "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Who Am I?]]" He [[ARareSentence loses his memory after special forces attack a meteor, and he joins an African tribe and a rally car race before stopping an international space weapon smuggling operation staffed entirely by kickboxers]]. So crumple up that screenplay you're working on, awesome 8-year-olds. Jackie Chan already made it.

-->--'''WebVideo/{{BeatriceTheGoldenWitch}}''', "[[Anime/KabaneriOfTheIronFortress Kabaneri]] Was Always That Dumb"

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Diginee}}''', "[[Anime/KabaneriOfTheIronFortress Kabaneri]] Was Always That Dumb"

-->--'''Calvin''' on the TyrannosaurusRex, ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''"...Saito, the resident [[ColdSniper sniper]], gets more time to shine because he's a sniper and only has [[EyepatchOfPower one eye]], and snipers with only one eye are '''cool.'''"''

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Digibro}}''', "[[Anime/KabaneriOfTheIronFortress Kabaneri]] Was Always That Dumb"