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-->--''Literature/TheBible''

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-->--''Literature/TheBible'' -->--''Literature/Literature/BookOfEzekiel, 23:5-21''
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-> ''Oholah played the whore while she was mine, and she lusted after her lovers the Assyrians, warriors clothed in purple, governors and commanders, all of them desirable young men, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment horsemen riding on horses]]. She bestowed her whoring upon them, the choicest men of Assyria all of them, and she defiled herself with all the idols of everyone after whom she lusted. She did not give up her whoring that she had begun in Egypt; for in her youth men had lain with her and handled her virgin bosom and poured out their whoring lust upon her. Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians, after whom she lusted. These uncovered her nakedness; they seized her sons and her daughters; and as for her, they killed her with the sword; and she became a byword among women, when judgment had been executed on her.\\\
Her sister Oholibah saw this, and she became more corrupt than her sister in her lust and in her whoring, which was worse than that of her sister. She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and commanders, warriors clothed in full armor, horsemen riding on horses, all of them desirable young men. And I saw that she was defiled; they both took the same way. But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion, wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust. When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.''

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-> ''Oholah played the whore whored while she was mine, Mine, and she lusted after her lovers lovers, after the Assyrians, warriors clothed in purple, blue, governors and commanders, all of them desirable young men, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment prefects, horsemen riding mounted on horses]]. steeds—all of them handsome young fellows. She bestowed her whoring favors upon them, them—upon all the choicest men pick of Assyria all of them, and she the Assyrians—and defiled herself with all the idols of everyone their fetishes after whom which she lusted. She did not give up her the whoring that she had begun in Egypt; with the Egyptians; for in her youth men they had lain with her in her youth, and they had handled her virgin bosom nipples and had poured out their whoring lust upon her. Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians, Assyrians after whom she lusted. These uncovered They exposed her nakedness; they seized her sons and her daughters; daughters, and as for she herself was put to the sword. And because of the punishment inflicted upon her, they killed her with the sword; and she became a byword among women, when judgment had been executed on her.women.\\\
Her sister Oholibah saw this, and she became this; yet her lusting was more corrupt depraved than her sister in sister’s, and her lust and in her whoring, which was worse than that of her sister. whoring more debased. She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and commanders, prefects, warriors clothed in full armor, gorgeously clad, horsemen riding mounted on horses, all steeds—all of them desirable handsome young men. fellows. And I saw that how she was defiled; they both took had defiled herself. Both of them followed the same way. But course, but she carried her whoring harlotries further. She For she saw men portrayed on sculptured upon the wall, the images walls, figures of the Chaldeans portrayed drawn in vermilion, wearing girded with belts on round their waists, and with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness looking like officers—a picture of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. When she saw them, At the very sight of them she lusted after them them, and she sent messengers to for them in to Chaldea. And So the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, for lovemaking and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after whoring; and she was defiled by them, herself with them until she turned from them in disgust. When she carried on her whoring so openly and She flaunted her harlotries and exposed her nakedness, and I turned in disgust from her, her in disgust, as I had turned in disgust disgusted from her sister. Yet But she increased her whoring, whored still more, remembering the days of how in her youth, when youth she had played the whore in the land of Egypt and Egypt; she lusted after her lovers there, for concubinage with them, whose members were like those of donkeys, asses and whose issue was organs were like that those of horses. stallions. Thus you longed for reverted to the lewdness wantonness of your youth, remembering your youthful breasts, when the Egyptians men of Egypt handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.nipples.''
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->'''Sabine:''' Nale, sugar, I'm literally [[HornyDevils an evil incarnation of illicit sex]], do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.\\

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->'''Sabine:''' Nale, sugar, I'm literally [[HornyDevils [[SuccubiAndIncubi an evil incarnation of illicit sex]], do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.\\
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->''"'E gets more bangs than a shutter in a gale."''
-->-- '''Ted Marley''', ''Script/CarryOnAgainNurse''
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->'''Dorien''': As far as I'm concerned Sharon, the woman's movement is what you do with your pelvis.

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->'''Dorien''': As far as I'm concerned concerned, Sharon, the woman's movement is what you do with your pelvis.
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-->'''Dorien''': Tracey, have you no pride? Telling your life story to a virtual stranger?
-->'''Tracey''': Whereas you just sleep with 'em.

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-->'''Dorien''': ->'''Dorien''': Tracey, have you no pride? Telling your life story to a virtual stranger?
-->'''Tracey''': ->'''Tracey''': Whereas you just sleep with 'em.
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-->'''Dorien''': Tracey, have you no pride? Telling your life story to a virtual stranger?
-->'''Tracey''': Whereas you just sleep with 'em.
-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS8E1TroubleAndStrife Trouble and Strife]]"

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-->-- an ComicBook/IronMan story in ''Tales of Suspense''

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-->-- an ComicBook/IronMan story in ''Tales of Suspense''
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->'''Tramp:''' Who could ever harm a cute little trick like you?
->'''Lady:''' Trick? ''Trick!'' That reminds me! ''Who'' is Trixie?!\\

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\n->'''Tramp:''' Who could ever harm a cute little trick like you?
->'''Lady:'''
you?\\
'''Lady:'''
Trick? ''Trick!'' That reminds me! ''Who'' is Trixie?!\\












































































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->''"I ''simply'' must find my own little love nest to rent. I've been trying to find somewhere to go with my new man Brian, he's a relapsed born again Christian, an' I suddenly realised that I had been to all the hotels at least half a dozen times. I mean it is becoming embarrassing. Half of them mention me by name in their fire instructions."''
-->-- '''Dorien Green''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS6E7Moving Moving]]"
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->'''Sharon''': Oh, an' Harvey an' Eric an' that Dennis from the AA.

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->'''Sharon''': Oh, an' Harvey an' Eric an' that Dennis from the AA.''AA''.
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->'''Dorien''': No, I'm glad I had Gary an' Tony an'... Carl an'... what's his name?
->'''Tracey''': Luke.
->'''Dorien''': Oh yes, Luke!
->'''Sharon''': Oh, an' Harvey an' Eric an' that Dennis from the AA.
->'''Tracey''': An' that solici'or in the 'igh street.
->'''Sharon''': An' the tennis coach, an' Giovanni from the salon, an' Vince with the big, um, Harley-Davidson.
->'''Dorien''': An' all those wonderful backroom boys!
->'''Sharon''': An' frontroom boys.
-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS4E9TimeAndTides Time and Tides]]"
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->'''Sharon''': You are hopeless, Dor. You are a complete traitor to the women's movement.
->'''Dorien''': As far as I'm concerned Sharon, the woman's movement is what you do with your pelvis.
-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS3E2TinkerTailor Tinker, Tailor...]]"
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->''"Today, I made love to fourteen soldiers, twenty-one sailors and sixteen airmen. The Prime Minister announced that the moral of the defense forces 'as never been 'igher!"''
-->-- '''Emmannuelle Prévert''', ''Film/CarryOnEmmannuelle''
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->''"Well you 'aven't been diddled as often as me, ducky."''
-->-- '''Maggie''', ''Film/CarryOnDick''
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-->--''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''

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-->--''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
-->--''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'', [[Recap/TwoAndAHalfMenS1E6DidYouCheckWithTheCaptainOfTheFlyingMonkeys "Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys"]]
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->'''Evelyn:''' ''(to Charlie)'' Is there anyone in the 310 area code that you ''haven't'' mounted?
-->--''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
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->'''Peter:''' There's something I always wanted to ask you. You were with a lot of girls. Did you ever get a sexual disease?\\
'''Fonz:''' Herpes twice. And the clap. ({{Beat}}}) [[CatchPhrase Ayyyyyyyyy!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS1E6TheSonAlsoDraws The Son Also Draws]]"

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->'''Maid:''' I was under the impression that you were a one-man woman.\\
'''Tira:''' I am. [[ChickMagnet One man at a time]].
-->-- ''I'm No Angel''
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->''"Her romances tended to last an average of six months. Sex was not the problem: She found many "giving" men who were "great humanists" in bed. But sooner or later, either Suzy or the humanist would start feeling hemmed in . And for all of her blatant flirting, she was never the aggressor in love affairs. "I give men assertive training out of bed and they give me more assertive training in bed." she said, dissolving in a pool of laughter. Suzy Chaffee and [[ThePornomancer the Suzy Chapstick sex symbol]] evidently were not always the same person."''
-->-- '''Grace Lichtenstein''', ''Machisma: Women and Daring''
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->''"A vivacious, harmless and very publicity-conscious woman, (Suzy) Chaffee was quite candid about her relationships with numerous men. But her boasts which were toned down as she grew older, did not come close to the caviler sexist bragging of male athletes, like Joe Namath.

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->''"A vivacious, harmless and very publicity-conscious woman, (Suzy) Chaffee was quite candid about her relationships with numerous men. But her boasts which were toned down as she grew older, did not come close to the caviler sexist bragging of male athletes, like Joe Namath."''
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->''"A vivacious, harmless and very publicity-conscious woman, (Suzy) Chaffee was quite candid about her relationships with numerous men. But her boasts which were toned down as she grew older, did not come close to the caviler sexist bragging of male athletes, like Joe Namath.
-->-- '''Grace Lichtenstien''', ''Machisma: Women and Daring''

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->''"If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]"''

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->''"If all the [[AllGuysWantSororityWomen sorority girls girls]] in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]"''


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->''"Despite last weeks woes, the Braves still sport (scoring) numbers that would (even) make Christie Brinkley blush."''
-->-- '''Al King''', ''Braves travel to New England with Reputation'', ''The Indiana Gazette'', November 2, 1984
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->'''Lady:''' Trick? ''Trick!'' That reminds me! ''Who'' is Trixie?!
->'''Tramp:''' Trixie?
->'''Lady:''' And Lulu! And Fifi! And Rosita Chiquita--[[OverlyLongName w-w-whatever her name is!]]

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->'''Lady:''' Trick? ''Trick!'' That reminds me! ''Who'' is Trixie?!
->'''Tramp:''' Trixie?
->'''Lady:'''
Trixie?!\\
'''Tramp:''' Trixie?\\
'''Lady:'''
And Lulu! And Fifi! And Rosita Chiquita--[[OverlyLongName w-w-whatever Chiquita--w-w-whatever her name is!]]is!
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->''"Look at your own father, Davy. He screwed half the women in this town. Everyone knows it. You own mama knows it."''
-->--'''Ruth Chandler''', ''Literature/TheGirlNextDoor''
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->''I had sex with all the pretty girls on campus, and even some of the not-so-pretty ones!''
-->-- ''Cal Evans'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Undergrads}}''
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->''"Look over there. I got plenty of tail. I got more tail than I can handle. I even got white tail!"''
-->--'''Sugarman''', ''Film/{{Coffy}}''
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->''"My fans can wish me all the luck they want. My luck with my lovers get any better, I'll miss the race completely."''
-->--'''"Calamity" Jane Kelly''', ''Film/DeathRace2000''
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->'''Maria Stark''': Be nice, dear. He's been studying abroad.\\
'''Howard Stark''': Really, which broad?
-->--''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
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->''"May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, Sir."''
-->--'''Jarvis''' to '''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]''', ''Film/IronMan2''
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->'''Pratt''': Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim girls last year?\\
'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]''': That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
-->--''Film/IronMan1''

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