History Quotes / RatedMforManly

->The SpaceMarines don't have a cover button, for the same reason they carry guns instead of white flags made of frilly lace panties. Health recovery is via execution -- if you take a second to kill an enemy with a particularly brutal move, you recover health. That's {{badass}}ery as a core gameplay mechanic. When you're about to die, your impulse reaction becomes '[[IWillFightSomeMoreForever diving at the enemy to destroy as many as possible]]' and '[[AttackAttackAttack wondering why that's not always the case]].' It's made very clear that if you ever have full health, [[MachoMasochism you're not doing it right]].

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->'''Mongol General:''' CONAN! What is best in life?
->'''Conan:''' To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.
-->-- ''Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982''

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->Lotta talk about [[Film/AmericanSniper that sniper picture]] in Hollywood this week, and I couldn’t be happier for my dear old friend, {{CLINT EASTWOOD}}! Dirty Harry himself! Old? YOU BET! Crazy? HOLY SHIT THE MAN SCARES EVERYONE WHO MEETS HIM. The one time I invited Clint over to Woodland, he didn’t touch any of the food or hookers or coke [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs or hookers or free bowls of cash or hookers or stacks of municipal treasury bonds or signed JFK portraits or hookers at all]]! Instead, he went right up to my fireplace and pointed up at an old Winchester rifle that had been given to me by none other than Emilio Zapata! (I saved his life once! Long story, but it ends with him getting laid!)\\\
“'That your rifle?’ Clint asks. Well, of course it was! Shiny? YOU BET. Loaded? [[JugglingLoadedGuns OH I ALWAYS KEEP GUNS LOADED.]] More fun that way. So Clint grabs the rifle and starts talking to it. ‘[[ICallItVera Well, Louise, what do we think?]]’ he asked it, aiming the gun at every person in the house, ‘Can we trust them?’ Everyone got real quiet. HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA KILL US ALL! ‘Yeah, they’re okay, Louise. But there’s one bad one, yeah… And I think it’s right over… HERE.’ BOOM! He fired the rifle right at a banana! Everyone screamed! [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] dropped his coke mirror! It was chaos! Then he walked over and picked up the smoking banana and handed it to me, and I saw the banana was brown and rotten.\\\
’Took care of that one for ya,’ he said, and then he strolled out! I never saw him again! Last time I ever have the help buy bananas. Holy shit!
-->-- "'''[[http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571 Robert Evans]]'''" on Creator/ClintEastwood

->For those of you who don't know, ''Film/RoadHouse'' is an exceptionally homoerotic action film about a bouncer named Dalton (played by a perpetually-shirtless Creator/PatrickSwayze), a man so badass that he sews up his own knife wounds after tearing his opponent's throat out barehanded. Together with his bouncer mentor, a greasy-haired Sam Elliot, they battle the ascot-wearing villain and his flunkies who have a monster truck and far too-tight blue jeans. Dalton is a tortured hero and applies his philosophy degree to the art of ass-whoopin', spouting Zen philosophies to his disciples while teaching them how to be better bouncers. But really, the movie is about Patrick Swayze's oiled chest, because you spend 90% of the movie looking at it...
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/road-house-2/ on]] ''Film/RoadHouse2''

->You don't read the books or watch the movies looking for surprise plot twists - this is comfort food for hard-drinking assholes who wish they were tough guys but wouldn't want to seriously risk their lives, and I reckon I'm probably one of those.

->''Drive Angry'' is [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic Cage]] mashed down into a projector and spunked all over the screen in big, glorious spurts of movie jizz. ''Drive Angry'' is exactly how I want my Nic Cage. With the grim reaper giving chase, Cage’s John Milton escapes from hell – [[MyHorseIsAMotorbike in a car]], because you can get there with a [=SatNav=] I guess – to stop his granddaughter from being sacrificed by a Satanic cult. You might as well stick this one in the documentary pile, cos it’s [[AdamWesting just a regular day for Nic Fucking Cage]], and I suspect I blinked and missed the “{{Based on a true story}}...” title.
-->-- '''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/my-top-20-movies-of-2011-the-list-part-1/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/DriveAngry''

->Sitting there watching Jon and Ponch tooling around on their [[BadassBiker tricked-out KZ1000 rigs]], their gladiator-gold helmets shining in the blazing California sun, their toreador-tight jodhpurs competing with their skin-snug uniform shirts for just [[EvenTheGuysWantHim a millimeter of breathing space]], I realized these Olympian West Coast Sun Gods of the Forever Spinning Firestones were providing thrills, spills, [[GratuitousDiscoSequence disco dance moves]], [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle handy driving tips]], and some questionable [[LoungeLizard after-hours wardrobe choices]], in epic, Biblical proportions... Jon then gets invited to a disco dance contest by a beautiful blonde car dealer, who also has tickets for Ponch, who shows up and blows everybody away with a solo number right out of ''Saturday Night Fever'', finishing up just in time to [[TheAce deliver a baby]], right on the dance room floor. Read over that plot description again, and tell me if ''[=CHiPs=]'' isn't the ''Citizen Kane'' of network TV?
-->-- '''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33459/chips-the-complete-second-season/ Paul Mavis]]''', "I Have Seen the Light, and it is {{Series/CHiPs}}"

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->I can't even really say this is SoBadItsGood; it's actually just--just kinda great.\\\
Blade is singing karaoke. They get him up there to sing karaoke while his blind friend plays the keyboard ([[RandomEventsPlot of course]]). And during this karaoke song, the girlfriend is kidnapped by Machete's goons.\\\
So Blade goes to fight them and retrieves his friend... '''[[WithMyHandsTied while still singing the karaoke song.]]'''
-->-- '''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Kindergarten Ninja''

->'''Gabriel:''' [[{{Comicbook/DOOM}} Rip and tear.]] Yes. This is the game the ''Doom'' comic should've... \\
''(zombies explodes into [[LudicrousGibs gibs]], Gabriel moans in ecstasy)''\\
'''Yahtzee:''' I don't even know what the hell I just did then.\\
'''Gabriel:''' You just [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill stuffed a shotgun into his stomach, lifted him into the air, and then fuckin' shot it]]!
-->-- ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{game mod}})

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->El Macho...He was ruthless! He was dangerous! And as the name implies...'''''very''''' macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist using only his'' bare hands!'' Ah, but sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: on a shark with 250,000 dynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!
-->-- '''Gru''', ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2''

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-->Mongol General: CONAN! What is best in life?
-->Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.
-->-- Conan the Barbarian (1982)

-->-"I'll Make A Man Out Of You", '''''Disney/{{Mulan}}'''''

-->--"Boys Keep Swinging", '''Music/DavidBowie'''

--> "The Phoenix on the Sword," Creator/RobertEHoward

-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571 Robert Evans]]'''" on Creator/ClintEastwood

-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/how-to-give-a-ball-bursting-football-speech-1677815240 Drew Magary]]''', "How to Give a Ball-Bursting [[RousingSpeech Football Speech]]"

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/road-house-2/ on]] ''Road House 2''

-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/lastactionhero/lastactionhero.htm Audun Sorlie]]''' on ''Film/LastActionHero''

-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/08/tr_review_sin_city_a_dame_to_kill_for_is_as_frank.php Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Is as Frank Miller-y as a Taliban Whiskey Enema"]]

-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/my-top-20-movies-of-2011-the-list-part-1/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/DriveAngry''

--> -- [[http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/4316/review This review]] of ''Film/DriveAngry''

-->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/2012/06/part-iii-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/4/ "The Selfish Meme"]]

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-supposed-action-stars-who-clearly-couldnt-fight/ "9 Supposed Action Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight"]]

-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33459/chips-the-complete-second-season/ Paul Mavis]]''', "I Have Seen the Light, and it is {{Series/CHiPs}}"

-->--''Comics Alliance'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-3x13-dark-phoenix-part-ii-the-inner-circle/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', "The Inner Circle"

-->--'''''Hardcore Gaming 101''''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/smashtv/smashtv.htm on]] ''VideoGame/SmashTV''

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-great-game-developer-just-went-bankrupt_p2/ on]] ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine''

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''

--> --'''Website/YouTube comment on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFm7-UgobE Masaaki Endoh's cover of Sorairo Days]]'''

--> -- '''Anonymous poster on 4Chan's Traditional Games board'''

-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Kindergarten Ninja''

-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview''

-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Cpn. Ben "Don't Fuck With The" Sisko]]

-->--''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{game mod}})

--> -- ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "[[{{Pilot}} The Looney Beginning]]"

--> -- '''Creator/{{Herodotus}}''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

-->--''Manliness'' by Harvey '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Mans]]'''field.

->Sorry, Music/MarilynManson: ''this'' is the guy I want to be when I grow up. SURE I'm well-adjusted. ...--hey, wait. It says here in the game's instruction booklet that [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud's]] supposed to be twenty-one years old. Well, damn it. He's younger than me and he's already managed to [[StuffBlowingUp blow up more crap]], [[SaveTheWorld save more planets]], [[CoolAirship ride on more airships]], [[HotSubOnSubAction hijack more submarines]], [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer race more chocobos]], [[SpaceZone fly more rockets into outer space]], and [[MsFanservice bang Tifa]] more than I ever will in my entire life. I haven't felt this inadequate since finding out [[Manga/OutlawStar Gene Starwind]] is supposed to be nineteen.
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff07 "This Game Are Sick"]]

-->-- '''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]'''

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->''Heaven loves ya, the clouds part for ya\\
Nothing stands in your way\\
When you're a boy\\
Clothes always fit ya\\
Life is a pop of the cherry\\
When you're a boy"''
-->--"Boys Keep Swinging", '''Music/DavidBowie'''

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->Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.
--> "The Phoenix on the Sword," Creator/RobertEHoward

->''"''(Be a man!)''\\
We must be swift as the coursing river\\
''(Be a man!)''\\
With all the force of a great typhoon\\
''(Be a man!)''\\
With all the strength of a raging fire\\
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon"''
-->-"I'll Make A Man Out Of You", '''''Disney/{{Mulan}}'''''

-->-- A {{Yakuza}} lieutenant, from ''KongohBancho, one of the manliest manga ever made.''

-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33459/chips-the-complete-second-season/ Paul Mavis]]''', "I Have Seen the Light, and it s ''{{Series/CHiPs}}''"

-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33459/chips-the-complete-second-season/ Paul Mavis]]''' on ''{{Series/CHiPs}}''

-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33459/chips-the-complete-second-season/ Paul Mavis]]'''

->[[GeorgeTakei Takei]] walks through the smoke on the Bridge of the ''Excelsior'' like a dog sniffing out a sausage!
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Flashback"

->Banchou. When I was young, they were honorable men. Today that meaning is obsolete. They will [[WeHelpTheHelpless silently extend a hand out for the weak.]] They will [[IWillFightSomeMoreForever fight to the very end, even if there were a hundred, a thousand opponents, they will stand firm against them.]] An honorable man who protects their companions...'' '''"BANCHOU"''', ''a man among men.

->If the strength of your equipment isn't strong enough, then compensate for it with [[TalkToTheFist the strength of your arm!]] That is the way a true man lives!

->Lotta talk about [[Film/AmericanSniper that sniper picture]] in Hollywood this week, and I couldn’t be happier for my dear old friend, {{CLINT EASTWOOD}}! Dirty Harry himself! Old? YOU BET! Crazy? HOLY SHIT THE MAN SCARES EVERYONE WHO MEETS HIM. The one time I invited Clint over to Woodland, he didn’t touch any of the food or hookers or coke [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs or hookers or free bowls of cash or hookers or stacks of municipal treasury bonds or signed JFK portraits or hookers at all!]] Instead, he went right up to my fireplace and pointed up at an old Winchester rifle that had been given to me by none other than Emilio Zapata! (I saved his life once! Long story, but it ends with him getting laid!)\\\
“'That your rifle?’ Clint asks. Well, of course it was! Shiny? YOU BET. Loaded? [[JugglingLoadedGuns OH I ALWAYS KEEP GUNS LOADED.]] More fun that way. So Clint grabs the rifle and starts talking to it. ‘[[ICallItVera Well Louise, what do we think?]]’ he asked it, aiming the gun at every person in the house, ‘Can we trust them?’ Everyone got real quiet. HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA KILL US ALL! ‘Yeah, they’re okay, Louise. But there’s one bad one, yeah… And I think it’s right over… HERE.’ BOOM! He fired the rifle right at a banana! Everyone screamed! [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] dropped his coke mirror! It was chaos! Then he walked over and picked up the smoking banana and handed it to me, and I saw the banana was brown and rotten.\\\

->Get fucking fired up. No … I mean it. Shoot yourself full of Toradol, get red in the face, and GET FIRED UP, GOD DAMMIT. You see this chair? ([[TantrumThrowing throws chair]]) I’M NOT LEAVING THIS STADIUM UNTIL BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED AND WE HAVE WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH ALL OF THE ENEMY’S GOLD AND WOMEN!

->''Drive Angry'' is [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic Cage]] mashed down into a projector and spunked all over the screen in big, glorious spurts of movie jizz. ''Drive Angry'' is exactly how I want my Nic Cage. With the grim reaper giving chase, Cage’s John Milton escapes from hell – [[MyHorseIsAMotorbike in a car]], because you can get there with a [=SatNav=] I guess – to stop his granddaughter from being sacrificed by a Satanic cult. You might as well stick this one in the documentary pile, cos it’s [[AdamWesting just a regular day for Nic Fucking Cage]], and I suspect I blinked and missed the “{{Based on a true story}}…” title.

->[[GoodIsNotNice Gruff]], [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who [[SmokingIsCool smoke]], [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]… It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants.

->The next bit, though, is completely original to the show...this dude hangs up the phone, opens up the dumbwaiter, and [[DynamicEntry GETS HIS STERNUM BUSTED TO HELL]] by Wolverine coming out holding a bottle by the neck. Wolverine then walks over to the dude, looks at the bottle, says '[[BondOneLiner Lousy year]]' and then drops it [[GroinAttack right on his junk]]. Then he casually grabs a turkey leg on his way up to go murder people. It is… ''the best thing.''

->The SpaceMarines don't have a cover button, for the same reason they carry guns instead of white flags made of frilly lace panties. Health recovery is via execution -- if you take a second to kill an enemy with a particularly brutal move, you recover health. That's {{badass}}ery as a core gameplay mechanic. When you're about to die, your impulse reaction becomes '[[IWillFightSomeMoreForever diving at the enemy to destroy as many as possible]]' and '[[AttackAttackAttack wondering why that's not always the case]].' It's made very clear that if you ever have full health, [[MachoMasochism you're not doing it right.]]

->Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip,]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures,]] [[RuleOfThree he punches people,]] [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!

->I can't even really say this is [[SoBadItsGood so bad, it's good]]; it's actually just--just kinda great.\\\

'''Jay:''' I think he's cool. He's a [[{{McNinja}} white ninja.]] (I was gonna say [[VideoGame/MortalKombat3 MK3 Sub-Zero]].) His complete lack of charisma means '''boundless''' charisma; just went so far down 0 [[BrokeTheRatingScale that he's a 10]].

Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining ''his'' life, he [[DeathGlare fumed in an escape-pod]] -- then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's [[NoKillLikeOverkill a set of guns strapped to an engine]]. Then he called it ''Defiant'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his ''second'' choice; Starfleet felt that the ''U.S.S. [[ICallItVera Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand]]'' was too long.

'''Gabriel:''' You just [[NoKillLikeOverkill stuffed a shotgun into his stomach, lifted him into the air, and then fuckin' shot it!]]

->I've always been a man's man. Oh sure, [[RealMenWearPink I like to watch Dr. Phil every morning and nod my head and talk to the TV when I agree with him]], but I'm still a man and damn proud of it. There were only two men in this world that made me wish that my chromosomes were double X so we could get some triple X action going [[EvenTheGuysWantHim so I could bear their children]], and those men were Wrestling/HulkHogan and Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.\\\
As a child, those two were the best role model one could ever wish for. Larger than life, fought off evil, killed by the thousands. Every Saturday my eyes would be glued to the television screen with as Hulkster would run wild in the afternoon, and Arnold would come on screen to terminate past bed time. Yes, just thinking back on it makes me feel ever more fertile already.

->You sorta know going in what to expect from a Wrestling/RicFlair cage match. Flair will throw a ton of chops and go for the figure Four. His opponent will brawl with him all over the cage and toss him into said cage. Flair will go for the eye or balls and take control of the match for a while. Flair will [[IAintGotTimeToBleed bleed all over everything]]. It will be entertaining. It will be entertaining even with a one armed man. Which coincidentally would still be the description of Wrestling/RandySavage. Whether it was smart booking, [[{{Wrestling/WCW}} bwahahahaha]], or just happenstance, working a cage match doing nothing but punches, eye rakes, and ramming someone into a fence is all you need to do.
-->--'''[[http://cewshreviews.blogspot.com/2015/02/defrost-reviews-ric-flair-vs-randy.html Cewsh]]'''

->Now, the question you have to ask, then, is this: is it a good thing that there's a literal adaptation of Creator/FrankMiller on our screens? Do you like watching what is essentially pro-wrestling if the wrestlers fucked and murdered each other onscreen, and are you okay with dialogue that sounds like it was written during the worst hangover ever? Is white blood erupting onto a black screen from a disembodied neck like a cum shot something you're into seeing over and over? Do you like seeing Creator/EvaGreen naked? ...You don't read the books or watch the movies looking for surprise plot twists - this is comfort food for hard-drinking assholes who wish they were tough guys but wouldn't want to seriously risk their lives, and I reckon I'm probably one of those.

->The world was hooked. People loved how [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Snake]] was a hard-boiled [[{{Antihero}} anti-hero]]; a perfect icon for [[TheNineties the ‘90s]] anti-establishment, grunge mentality, with enough brains and heart to avoid becoming cliché. I think it was the same reason [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine]] became the most popular character in Marvel comics. [[GoodIsNotNice Gruff]], [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who [[SmokingIsCool smoke]], [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]… It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants.

->People started calling Fred Williamson 'The Hammer' during his professional football career, and when you think about how many gigantic men were trying to get that same nickname to stick, you'll realize that this achievement is the closest thing a person can get to a Nobel Prize in Badassery. This is a man who has crippled dozens of offensive linemen and starred in three movies [[{{Blaxploitation}} that have the N-word right in their titles]]... There are several reasons for these bad action sequences. First of all, he had to hold back so much [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength to not kill his co-stars.]] If he wanted, Fred Williamson could kick your ass so hard that nine months after you die, [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt your wife would give birth to his foot.]] Full-powered Fred Williamson attacks are the second ingredient in [[LudicrousGibs Taco Bell ground beef]]... If Fred Williamson made ''Film/JohnCarter'', it would have been called ''[[CaptainSpaceDefenderOfEarth Spaceman Brown]]: [[ScaryBlackMan Chocolate Motherfucker]]'', and it would have turned a $250 million profit.

->'''OOC''': Uh, Jay, tell us ''why'' you like [[Wrestling/SteveBlackman Blackman]]?
-->'''Jay:''' a) Because he's great, and b) well I don't even need a b) 'cause the a) was so ''great!''\\

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->Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. [[RealMenEatMeat And dinner is meat.]] Raw meat.
-->--'''[[{{Expy}} Dirk]] [[NickFury Anger]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Nextwave}}''

->Iron Will was speeding down a highway made of Slim Jims on his lightning-powered motorcycle, his leather jacket with a picture of a lion eating a tri-tip steak on the back flapping in the breeze. He stopped flexing his muscles to adjust his cowboy hat as two large-breasted women on either side of him took off their tops and started to make out. He was passing several mountains made of condensed GMC protein powder.
-->-- ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/153317/the-manliest-story-ever-conceived The Manliest Story Ever Conceived,]]'' ''[[EstablishingCharacterMoment Paragraph One.]]'' ''Yes, it is a MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fanfic.''

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->I can't believe this macho bullshit! These guys eat too much red meat!
-->-- '''Cindy''', ''Film/{{Commando}}''

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->''Well you can beat on your chest\\
Hell any monkey can''
-->--'''Music/BruceSpringsteen''', "Real Man"

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]

->''I can tear a telephone directory in two\\
Bending iron bars is something else that I can do\\
I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue\\
So imagine what I could do to you''
-->--The verses to VillainousCrossdresser Wrestling/ExoticAdrianStreet's theme music.

[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]

->I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', "Modern Man"

->If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where [[{{Ouroboros}} it is now eating itself]]. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away [[FreudianCouch for a little chat.]]
-->--'''Creator/LewisBlack'''

[[folder:Video Games]]

->BY ENTERING THIS TOURNAMENT, YOU HAVE FORFEITED YOUR RIGHT TO CRY, EAT TOFU, AND WATCH MOVIES WITH COUPLES KISSING IN THE RAIN AND SH*T!
-->--'''Mr. Torgue''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

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->Male who cannot 'lose face' in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen. Macho men find any contact with other males to be of 'homosexual' nature, with the exception of the '[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday manly handshake]]'.
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

->Picture a mugger, emerging from the darkness. What would you do? If you're like [[{{Eagleland}} most Americans]], you've already played out this fantasy hundreds of times with [[CrazySurvivalist each of your handguns and tactical knives.]] You'd attack [[TheParalyzer secret weak points of his face]], known only to you. Your strength, speed, and stamina would be made limitless by adrenaline. [[PaidHarem The mugger's ladies]] would [[ThePornomancer switch sides, flinging their bikini bottoms]] toward your spinning kicks. In fact, it's almost stupid to still be talking about this mugger since he's dead at your feet. "[[BondOneLiner That's the way of the streets]]" you might [[GutturalGrowler growl at his pieces]] before [[SexySaxMan bringing your saxophone to your lips]]. 'Fwrrff!!! Hrmmm fmfffhheeeeeeeee!!'
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/4-real-guides-for-killing-with-everyday-objects-2570123 "4 Everyday Items You Didn't Know Were Weapons"]]

->I was working at a chain Italian restaurant. This older married couple comes in, and I know I'm in trouble when he orders Ecco Domani merlot and states that "there are no good domestic wines" and that he wants "the good stuff" (Ecco Domani, for those who have never had it, [[KnowNothingKnowItAll is pretty foul]])... So they scarf down the food and the guy immediately demands their plate be taken away — only they ate their dinner so fast that the plate is still flaming hot. I touch it for a second, realize the heat level, and then go to get my towel to hold it. The jackass sarcastically says, "here, tender loving care!" and [[MachoMasochism picks up the plate to show how macho he is]]. So like [[ServileSnarker any good smartass]], I drop my towel and take forever to pick it up while [[OhCrap his mistake starts to sink in.]] He can't back down at this point, so he starts bobbling it in his hands, and eventually has to yell 'take it!' He had to have been in horrible pain.
-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/revenge-of-the-servers-customers-who-got-what-was-comi-1562821123/+Jessica "Revenge of the Servers: Customers Who Got What They Had Coming to Them"]]

->Unfamiliar with the [[UsefulNotes/MixedMartialArts MMA]] fighter born Jonathan Koppenhaver? Allow us to introduce you! He's been thrown in jail multiple times for multiple bar fights in multiple states. He once joked on Twitter about raping his porn-star ex-girlfriend Christy Mack. He got kicked out of the UFC, then got kicked out of the porn business after going on a rampage at an industry pool party. This summer, he went on the lam after allegedly beating Mack half to death and was tracked down by the cops hiding out in a Simi Valley extended-stay hotel. He currently runs a clothing shop called Alpha Male Shit, where you can buy T-shirts with inspirational messages on them, such as [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin I DO ALPHA MALE SHIT]]. You can also buy a shirt with "Don't Be a Pussy" written backward on it. Why is it backward? Because I'm tailgating you with my motorcycle--NOW OUTTA MY WAY, PUSSY!
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"

->My son is tall for his age. He turned 6 and was at a birthday party for a classmate at a friend's home. Another father asked if my son liked football, as he was a coach of a Pop Warner team. I said he likes the Steelers. This caused him to [[NoTrueScotsman recoil in horror]]. I then told him he doesn't want to play, since his friend who plays Pop Warner now gets bad migraines from a concussion he got in football.\\\
The coach said, after sipping a beer (7yr old's birthday party mind you) 'Oh, so you are raising a queer.' I was shocked. He said that PCS is a myth and my son's friend was probably going to be gay as well.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''' [[http://www.deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-green-bay-packers-1627477893 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Green Bay Packers"]]

->I mean, I was once a proper white male manly man doing superior ultra manly stuff and not having people already smell the queer on me and treat me accordingly and then boom, a gender studies professor with a big pointy hat jumped out from behind a bush and BAM! just like that I was sporting a rack and choosing to live a life of [[IHaveNoSon disownment]], [[{{Gayngst}} discrimination]], and [[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence the ever-hanging spectre of death.]]\\\
AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT HEED MY WARNING!!!
-->--'''[[http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/40005 Cerberus]]'''

->Fuck your lonely shit /b/!!!!! This might be Valentine's Day, but god damn stop being pussies. This is a manly thread, we talk manly shit up in here!!!!! SO WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST????\\\
A HOT ENGINE BLOCK SMOTHERED IN RANCID OIL! WASHED THAT SHIT DOWN WITH A STEIN OF DRANO THEN PICKED MY TEETH WITH A SIGNPOST\\\
[picture of spinning rims] I HAD ME SOME RIMS FOR BREAKFAST\\\
INSTEAD OF BREAKFAST, I HAD SEX WITH A BEAR.
-->-- ''[[{{Imageboards}} /b/]]'', "Post #117133822" et al.

->In between talking about how he’s a good Catholic boy who doesn’t jack off (Tip: You can stop right here, because [[YouNeedToGetLaid that explains everything]].), [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]] bragged to ''Men’s Journal'' that IF he was on Flight 93, he would’ve served up a funky bunch of American justice right in the faces of those terrorists and landed the plane safely while soothing all the passengers ([[ItsAllAboutMe who did nothing, obviously]]) with an acoustic version of 'Wild Side'.\\\
The bald eagle has stopped letting out a 'Never Forget' tear for a quick second to [[HaHaHaNo laugh at the shit that came out of Marky’s mouth]]...Marky would’ve made those terrorists [[SuckinessIsPainful bleed through their eyes]] by showing his movie ''Music/RockStar'' in the first class cabin. Marky Mark does’t act in action movies, [[LostInCharacter he LIVES in action movies]] and I hope that nobody ever yells 'Cut!' on his ass, because what comes out of his mouth is gold-plated shit soup for my soul.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2012/01/18/marky-mark-wouldve-killed-911-terrorists-his-funky-punches-pah/ Michael K.]]''', "Marky Mark Would’ve Killed The 9/11 Terrorists With His Funky Punches! PAH!"

->I remember reading news stories about Creator/PatrickStewart being unhappy about the [[CelibateHero apparently asexual Captain]] role he had been handed on the show and was going to the lengths of [[WagTheDirector suggesting that he would quit]] if something wasn’t done about it. So it comes to two episodes in a row where the Captain has become irresistible to women (well Dr Bev and Vash) and he even starts getting his chest out to prove his virility. It is not a shift in his favour as far as I am concerned, I rather thought the idea was to contrast Picard with Kirk and it was his more thoughtful, less kinky behaviour that really stood him out as being something different...Less of an episode of ''Star Trek'' and more of an installment of Patrick Stewart’s mid life crisis with him parading around in his underpants with his hairy chest on display and being [[InformedAttractiveness the object of lust]] for some of the most beautiful women in the galaxy.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/tng-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Captain's Holiday"

->Where is Murdoch’s ominous [[RupertMurdoch News Corporation]] taking game culture? To 'Bro-verload', obviously. IGN Entertainment’s 'original properties' include garbage like [=AskMen=].com and [=TeamXbox=], which may explain the obvious bias they’ve had for that console since it was announced. The [[{{Xbox360}} 360]] is the ''{{Halo}}'' toting, frat-boy catering, Doritos and Mountain Dew consuming spokesman for the industry today. Everybody’s favorite gaming site is plainly obsessed with alienating [[LowestCommonDenominator women, intelligent people, and anyone with a fiber of shame.]] Gaming rightfully belongs to nerds first, but nerds have a pesky tendency to question everything they’re told and think for themselves; so why not seduce nerds into becoming asshole 'bros' instead!
-->--'''[[http://metagearsolid.org/2011/07/video-games-in-the-master-plan/ Terry Wolfe]]'''

->'''David''': Bruce absolutely has the body language of a dude at a bar who is trying to work The Game on a lady… not that I’d know.\\
'''Laura''': This entire comic book has just been Bruce Wayne negging us, I am pretty sure.
-->--[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey/ Laura Hudson and David Wolfkin]], "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

->Just when you think Creator/JephLoeb's influence on the ''[[ComicBook/UltimateMarvel Ultimate]]'' line couldn't get any worse, here comes the continuing adventures of the ''[[ComicBook/TheUltimates Ultimates]]'', a title on which Loeb last gave us the brilliant line, 'I guess that makes me the mother fucker.' [[TakeThat Yes, it does. On so many, many levels.]] This book features characterizations so bad that they completely contradict the entire purpose of the Ultimate Universe by making it indistinguishable from [[ComicBook/MarvelUniverse the 616]] AND sets back women in comics about 40 years...a string of pointless events and women taking their clothes off for no other reason that [[AuthorAppeal Frank Cho is drawing it]]. That's how bad this is. I'm complaining about Frank Cho drawing hot women. That's pretty fucking bad.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/12/the_5_best_and_5_worst_comics_of_2010.php?page=2 "The 5 Best and Worst Comics of 2010"]]

->Eventually the studio settled on Brett 'I'm an Objectively Unlikable Meatball-Hamster of a Person' Ratner, who looked at impossible deadlines and a lack of script with the kind of [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance undeserved confidence]] for which he is known, and said, 'I can make this [expletive deleted] movie, [homophobic slur deleted] [racist remark deleted], and furthermore [obviously fake boast of sexual conquest deleted].
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-why-bad-movies-are-allowed-to-happen_p2 on]] ''[[{{Film/Xmen}} X-Men III: The Last Stand]]''

->''Film/PainAndGain'' is the cinematic equivalent of being chased around a rugby changing room with a lubed-up dildo and repeatedly called a faggot. Dildos, incidentally, are used for comic effect throughout this permanently flexing, closeted fratboy, macho romp. There’s also [[LittlePeopleAreSurreal a little person]] in a fight scene, for literally no other reason than to have him hauled into the air by Wrestling/DwayneJohnson while his tiny legs kick against the wall, as Creator/MichaelBay guffaws offscreen [[HookersAndBlow into a giant mountain of coke]].
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/13/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-preamble/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/PainAndGain''

->Remember 2005? Back when we didn’t have a lot of good comic book movies to celebrate? Back before the first 300 movie, when the whole idea of that posturing 'no homo' otherness-phobic carnival of [[ChromaKey green screened]] pomposity seemed like it might have [[MistakenForProfound cultural value?]] Back before Creator/FrankMiller’s swastika-festooned ''Film/TheSpirit'' left a bad taste in everyone’s mouths? Back when people were still insisting ''TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain'' was actually good satire, before ''Holy Terror'' confirmed that, no, Frank Miller is actually [[PoesLaw frighteningly sincere?]] Back when we clung to ''deniability''? Good news, everyone! It’s 2005 again, and we get another chance to pretend Mickey Rourke poking his head through a loaf of bread is a thing that works...It’s also ‘Red Band,’ which means [[RatedMForMoney you have to be a mature person to watch it]], ironically.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/sin-city-a-dame-to-kill-for-red-band-trailer-frank-miller-robert-rodriguez/ Andrew Wheeler]]''' on ''[[ComicBook/SinCity Sin City: A Dame to Kill For]]''

->I hate to use the word 'overrated' just because I think it is a trollish term...But there are a few films where I simply cannot get the praise for. One of which is ''Film/{{Scarface|1983}}''. I can’t tell you how many teens I see with ''Scarface'' swag all over the place. It also seems like a movie for posers so they seem like manly men to all their friends. There is something about a guy who proudly proclaims ''Scarface'' is his favorite movie that makes me think they secretly have ''Film/SleeplessInSeattle'' hiding in their bedroom.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2011/07/26/boondock-saints-ii-all-saints-day-2009-troy-duffy/ on]] ''Film/TheBoondockSaints 2: All Saint's Day''

->He refuses to eat anything that he hasn't already killed himself. It actually made craft services really awkward.
-->--"''Film/AfterEarth'' - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxAZD7Wr_M M. Knight Deleted Commentary"]]

->In a better world, the go-to album for picking up chicks would be John Legend's smooth respectful requests for the 'Green Light,' and not Robin Thicke's pushy, mouth-breathing insistence that '[[LooksLikeSheIsEnjoyingIt You Know You Want It.]]'
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' [[http://blip.tv/todds-pop-song-reviews/all-of-me-by-john-legend-a-pop-song-review-6830631 on]] "All of Me"

->''True Lies'' is James Cameron throwing his hands and credibility into the air and going, 'FUCK YOU, [[{{Qurac}} brown people]], FUCK YOU [[ChildHater annoying children]], FUCK YOU [[HeManWomanHater annoying women]], [[MoreDakka SHOOTING SOLVES EVERYTHIIIIING!]]'
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Film/TrueLies''

->''"My [[HumongousMecha Mech]] needs a gigantic steel boner so I can fuck people while I stab them with my big knife!"''
-->-- [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]], on ''[[ColonelKilgore Colonel]] [[{{Badass}} Miles Quaritch]]'' of ''Film/{{Avatar}}''.

->Not man enough? '''Not man enough?!''' I have three Y chromosomes, six Adam's apples, pecs on my abs, and '''fists for nipples'''!
-->-- '''Testosteraur the Manotaur''', '''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''', "Dipper vs. Manliness"

->In the next box, [[UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini Mussolini]], wearing [[ManInWhite a white uniform]]. At the first interval, he rose and saluted the soprano. Audiences cheered. Then he left the box. As he passed me, I smelled heavy cologne.
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

->Are you real men or some goddamned faggots?
-->--'''UsefulNotes/NikitaKhrushchev''' to some avant-garde artists, 1962

->[[Creator/ErnestHemingway Hemingway]] used to come into Toots Shor's whenever he was in New York, and one time, Joe E. Lewis told him I'd been a professional fighter. After that, all he wanted to do was arm-wrestle me at the table.
-->--'''Alan King''', ''Name Dropping''

->I have always thought of the word ‘macho’ in terms of what it means in Mexico—a particularly ugly peacockery, a conspicuous cruelty to women and animals and children, a gratuitous viciousness.
-->--'''Jim Harrison'''

->Only [[NapoleonBonaparte Napoleon]] did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller.
-->--'''Silvio Berlusconi'''

->''(John)'' Kerry's theatrics did not improve as the primary campaign wore on. The Massachusetts senator all but asked Republicans to ridicule him, with ad-libs such as, 'Who among us does not love {{NASCAR}}?' In an interview in the men's magazine ''GQ'', he joined he reporter for a beer (alcoholic--no teetotaler he!) while confessing to a modicum of lust for Creator/CharlizeTheron and Catherine Zeta-Jones. One day during the campaign he invited reporters to follow him around on a 'day off,' when his errands included [[FanDisservice buying a jockstrap.]]
-->--'''Frank Rich''', ''The Greatest Story Ever Sold''

->Lawrence Tierney, who played Cyrus Redblock, was infamous around Hollywood for having much in common with the tough guys he played in the movies. I had an encounter of my own with him just outside Stage 16 while we filmed this episode. 'Hey,' he said to me one afternoon between scenes, 'do you play football?'\\
I was 15 at the time, and weighed 95 pounds...if I was [[GeekPhysiques soaking wet and carrying a ten-pound weight.]] 'Uh, no,' I said.\\
He leaned into me, menacingly. 'Why the hell not? What are you, some kind of sissy faggot?'\\\
I panicked, certain that he was going to beat the shit out of me because I was more comfortable throwing [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons 3d6]] than a pigskin. 'I'm not strong enough to play football!' I said.\\
'Well, maybe [[DiggingYourselfDeeper you wouldn't be so weak if you played football!]]' he growled. An assistant director arrived just in time to call us to the set and save me from certain death.
-->--'''Creator/WilWheaton''' on the making of ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Big Goodbye"

->Mike [Wilson] brought me that bitch ad and I thought it was funny. I told Mike people [[CreatorKiller might take it the wrong way]], but he just said, 'Don't be a pussy!'
-->--'''Creator/JohnRomero''' on his immortal ''{{VideoGame/Daikatana}}'' advertisements

->At the end of that bit, when Ashton comes out, ‘You’re on ''{{Series/Punkd}}'' {{blah blah blah}}, and everyone is celebrating … the bit is over, the cameras are off, and he keeps saying, ‘Yeah, man. I was about to fucking punch you. And I was like, 'Hmm mmm, alright.’\\\
‘Dude, I was for real man, I was about to fucking punch you out.’\\\
And I’m like, OK, that’s number two. I’m thinking how many times can I hear this dude in his golf outfit — he was wearing a ''[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy golf outfit]]'' — tell me he can punch me out [[MyGodYouAreSerious before I’m just not going to be able to handle it?]] And God Bless Ashton. He goes, ‘When were you going to punch him? Before or after you were crying?’
-->--'''Dax Shepard''' on Music/JustinTimberlake

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->Banchou. When I was young, they were honorable men. Today that meaning is obsolete. They will [[WeHelpTheHelpless silently extend a hand out for the weak.]] They will [[IWillFightSomeMoreForever fight to the very end, even if there were a hundred, a thousand opponents, they will stand firm against them.]] An honorable man who protects their companions...'' '''"BANCHOU"''', ''a man among men.
-->-- A {{Yakuza}} lieutenant, from ''KongohBancho, one of the manliest manga ever made.''

->If the strength of your equipment isn't strong enough, then compensate for it with [[TalkToTheFist the strength of your arm!]] That is the way a true man lives!
-->-- '''Kogarashi''', ''Manga/KamenNoMaidGuy''

->There was a stony, painful noise as Hamilton gritted his teeth, shaking his head. “I do not stand alone. Mun, you may speak for the empire and the heavens. But my words,” he said, forcing himself up, despite the onus of his chains, “are backed with hot blood!” An aurora of scarlet light burst forth from Hamilton’s breast, blinding his divine foe. He pushed his shackled arms forward, plunging them into the stream of light. “And MANLY! FIGHTING! SPIRIT!”
-->-- "[[http://mythpunk.blogspot.com.au/2009/08/wealth-of-nations.html The Wealth of Nations]]", an ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' / [[Main/RealLife American History]] crossover fic

->''Heaven loves ya, the clouds part for ya\\
Nothing stands in your way\\
When you're a boy\\
Clothes always fit ya\\
Life is a pop of the cherry\\
When you're a boy"''
-->--"Boys Keep Swinging", '''Music/DavidBowie'''

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]


->We are men, thou and I.
-->-- '''Henry Rider Haggard''', ''King Solomon's Mines''

[[folder:Literature]]

->Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.
--> "The Phoenix on the Sword," Creator/RobertEHoward

->Lotta talk about [[Film/AmericanSniper that sniper picture]] in Hollywood this week, and I couldn’t be happier for my dear old friend, {{CLINT EASTWOOD}}! Dirty Harry himself! Old? YOU BET! Crazy? HOLY SHIT THE MAN SCARES EVERYONE WHO MEETS HIM. The one time I invited Clint over to Woodland, he didn’t touch any of the food or hookers or coke [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs or hookers or free bowls of cash or hookers or stacks of municipal treasury bonds or signed JFK portraits or hookers at all!]] Instead, he went right up to my fireplace and pointed up at an old Winchester rifle that had been given to me by none other than Emilio Zapata! (I saved his life once! Long story, but it ends with him getting laid!)\\\
“'That your rifle?’ Clint asks. Well, of course it was! Shiny? YOU BET. Loaded? [[JugglingLoadedGuns OH I ALWAYS KEEP GUNS LOADED.]] More fun that way. So Clint grabs the rifle and starts talking to it. ‘[[ICallItVera Well Louise, what do we think?]]’ he asked it, aiming the gun at every person in the house, ‘Can we trust them?’ Everyone got real quiet. HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA KILL US ALL! ‘Yeah, they’re okay, Louise. But there’s one bad one, yeah… And I think it’s right over… HERE.’ BOOM! He fired the rifle right at a banana! Everyone screamed! [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] dropped his coke mirror! It was chaos! Then he walked over and picked up the smoking banana and handed it to me, and I saw the banana was brown and rotten.\\\
’Took care of that one for ya,’ he said, and then he strolled out! I never saw him again! Last time I ever have the help buy bananas. Holy shit!
-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571 Robert Evans]]'''" on Creator/ClintEastwood

->Get fucking fired up. No … I mean it. Shoot yourself full of Toradol, get red in the face, and GET FIRED UP, GOD DAMMIT. You see this chair? ([[TantrumThrowing throws chair]]) I’M NOT LEAVING THIS STADIUM UNTIL BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED AND WE HAVE WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH ALL OF THE ENEMY’S GOLD AND WOMEN!
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/how-to-give-a-ball-bursting-football-speech-1677815240 Drew Magary]]''', "How to Give a Ball-Bursting [[RousingSpeech Football Speech]]"

->For those of you who don't know, ''Film/RoadHouse'' is an exceptionally homoerotic action film about a bouncer named Dalton (played by a perpetually-shirtless Creator/PatrickSwayze), a man so badass that he sews up his own knife wounds after tearing his opponent's throat out barehanded. Together with his bouncer mentor, a greasy-haired Sam Elliot, they battle the ascot-wearing villain and his flunkies who have a monster truck and far too-tight blue jeans. Dalton is a tortured hero and applies his philosophy degree to the art of ass-whoopin', spouting Zen philosophies to his disciples while teaching them how to be better bouncers. But really, the movie is about Patrick Swayze's oiled chest, because you spend 90% of the movie looking at it...
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/road-house-2/ on]] ''Road House 2''

->I've always been a man's man. Oh sure, [[RealMenWearPink I like to watch Dr. Phil every morning and nod my head and talk to the TV when I agree with him]], but I'm still a man and damn proud of it. There were only two men in this world that made me wish that my chromosomes were double X so we could get some triple X action going [[EvenTheGuysWantHim so I could bear their children]], and those men were Wrestling/HulkHogan and Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.\\\
As a child, those two were the best role model one could ever wish for. Larger than life, fought off evil, killed by the thousands. Every Saturday my eyes would be glued to the television screen with as Hulkster would run wild in the afternoon, and Arnold would come on screen to terminate past bed time. Yes, just thinking back on it makes me feel ever more fertile already.
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/lastactionhero/lastactionhero.htm Audun Sorlie]]''' on ''Film/LastActionHero''

->Now, the question you have to ask, then, is this: is it a good thing that there's a literal adaptation of Creator/FrankMiller on our screens? Do you like watching what is essentially pro-wrestling if the wrestlers fucked and murdered each other onscreen, and are you okay with dialogue that sounds like it was written during the worst hangover ever? Is white blood erupting onto a black screen from a disembodied neck like a cum shot something you're into seeing over and over? Do you like seeing Creator/EvaGreen naked? ...You don't read the books or watch the movies looking for surprise plot twists - this is comfort food for hard-drinking assholes who wish they were tough guys but wouldn't want to seriously risk their lives, and I reckon I'm probably one of those.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/08/tr_review_sin_city_a_dame_to_kill_for_is_as_frank.php Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Is as Frank Miller-y as a Taliban Whiskey Enema"]]

->''Drive Angry'' is [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic Cage]] mashed down into a projector and spunked all over the screen in big, glorious spurts of movie jizz. ''Drive Angry'' is exactly how I want my Nic Cage. With the grim reaper giving chase, Cage’s John Milton escapes from hell – [[MyHorseIsAMotorbike in a car]], because you can get there with a [=SatNav=] I guess – to stop his granddaughter from being sacrificed by a Satanic cult. You might as well stick this one in the documentary pile, cos it’s [[AdamWesting just a regular day for Nic Fucking Cage]], and I suspect I blinked and missed the “{{Based on a true story}}…” title.
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/my-top-20-movies-of-2011-the-list-part-1/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/DriveAngry''

->At no point does the movie take itself seriously, nor is it even apologetic. It knows exactly what it is and accelerates full steam into an hour and a half of blood, guts, sex, drinking, smoking, and chugging beer out of skulls.
--> -- [[http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/4316/review This review]] of ''Film/DriveAngry''

->The world was hooked. People loved how [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Snake]] was a hard-boiled [[{{Antihero}} anti-hero]]; a perfect icon for [[TheNineties the ‘90s]] anti-establishment, grunge mentality, with enough brains and heart to avoid becoming cliché. I think it was the same reason [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine]] became the most popular character in Marvel comics. [[GoodIsNotNice Gruff]], [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who [[SmokingIsCool smoke]], [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]… It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants.
-->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/2012/06/part-iii-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/4/ "The Selfish Meme"]]

->[[GeorgeTakei Takei]] walks through the smoke on the Bridge of the ''Excelsior'' like a dog sniffing out a sausage!
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Flashback"

->People started calling Fred Williamson 'The Hammer' during his professional football career, and when you think about how many gigantic men were trying to get that same nickname to stick, you'll realize that this achievement is the closest thing a person can get to a Nobel Prize in Badassery. This is a man who has crippled dozens of offensive linemen and starred in three movies [[{{Blaxploitation}} that have the N-word right in their titles]]... There are several reasons for these bad action sequences. First of all, he had to hold back so much [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength to not kill his co-stars.]] If he wanted, Fred Williamson could kick your ass so hard that nine months after you die, [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt your wife would give birth to his foot.]] Full-powered Fred Williamson attacks are the second ingredient in [[LudicrousGibs Taco Bell ground beef]]... If Fred Williamson made ''Film/JohnCarter'', it would have been called ''[[CaptainSpaceDefenderOfEarth Spaceman Brown]]: [[ScaryBlackMan Chocolate Motherfucker]]'', and it would have turned a $250 million profit.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-supposed-action-stars-who-clearly-couldnt-fight/ "9 Supposed Action Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight"]]

->The next bit, though, is completely original to the show...this dude hangs up the phone, opens up the dumbwaiter, and [[DynamicEntry GETS HIS STERNUM BUSTED TO HELL]] by Wolverine coming out holding a bottle by the neck. Wolverine then walks over to the dude, looks at the bottle, says '[[BondOneLiner Lousy year]]' and then drops it [[GroinAttack right on his junk]]. Then he casually grabs a turkey leg on his way up to go murder people. It is… ''the best thing.''
-->--''Comics Alliance'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-3x13-dark-phoenix-part-ii-the-inner-circle/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', "The Inner Circle"

->Some rooms have hidden exits that'll lead you to secret rooms full of goodies. You'll need to discover all of these, as well as pick up the keys that spawn in the game every so often, to earn access to [[GoldenEnding the Pleasure Dome]]. And what is the Pleasure Dome, you may ask? Well, it's a secret room where the floor cycles through a bunch of [[EpilepticFlashingLights retina-burning colors]], while [[ThePornomancer bikini-clad women can be collected]] like the cash and gold bars you've been picking up throughout the game. Totally worth it.
-->--'''''Hardcore Gaming 101''''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/smashtv/smashtv.htm on]] ''VideoGame/SmashTV''

->The SpaceMarines don't have a cover button, for the same reason they carry guns instead of white flags made of frilly lace panties. Health recovery is via execution -- if you take a second to kill an enemy with a particularly brutal move, you recover health. That's {{badass}}ery as a core gameplay mechanic. When you're about to die, your impulse reaction becomes '[[IWillFightSomeMoreForever diving at the enemy to destroy as many as possible]]' and '[[AttackAttackAttack wondering why that's not always the case]].' It's made very clear that if you ever have full health, [[MachoMasochism you're not doing it right.]]
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-great-game-developer-just-went-bankrupt_p2/ on]] ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine''

->I'd swoop down from on high, machine gunning racists, then jump off and kick the last survivor off the ledge and feel like Errol fucking Flynn. I was almost afraid of landing, in case I got bounced away on balls like a couple of hairy space hoppers.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''

->Sorry, Music/MarilynManson: ''this'' is the guy I want to be when I grow up. SURE I'm well-adjusted. ...--hey, wait. It says here in the game's instruction booklet that [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud's]] supposed to be twenty-one years old. Well, damn it. He's younger than me and he's already managed to [[StuffBlowingUp blow up more crap]], [[SaveTheWorld save more planets]], [[CoolAirship ride on more airships]], [[HotSubOnSubAction hijack more submarines]], [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer race more chocobos]], [[SpaceZone fly more rockets into outer space]], and [[MsFanservice bang Tifa]] more than I ever will in my entire life. I haven't felt this inadequate since finding out [[Manga/OutlawStar Gene Starwind]] is supposed to be nineteen.
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff07 "This Game Are Sick"]]

->And on the day [[JamProject Masaaki Endoh]] was born, the heavens rained holy fire of manliness and guitars. Jesus himself down and proclaimed that he was the Christ of Manliness, here to bring the coming age of Manly to the world as the second son of our lord, as the human son of God himself, no middleman. Here he is, teaching us the ways of the Book of Man, which he wrote himself in the year 2012 as he kicked away the meteorite that was goin to kill us all. WE MUST LEARN FROM HIM! MASAAKI MOTHER FUCKING ENDOH!!!
--> --'''Website/YouTube comment on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFm7-UgobE Masaaki Endoh's cover of Sorairo Days]]'''

->''"It is said that there are two things ubiquitous in the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]]: the standard pattern [[BeamSpam lasgun]], and a pair of steel balls."''
--> -- '''Anonymous poster on 4Chan's Traditional Games board'''

->Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip,]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures,]] [[RuleOfThree he punches people,]] [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!
-->-- '''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]'''

->I can't even really say this is [[SoBadItsGood so bad, it's good]]; it's actually just--just kinda great.\\\
Blade is singing karaoke. They get him up there to sing karaoke while his blind friend plays the keyboard ([[RandomEventsPlot of course]]). And during this karaoke song, the girlfriend is kidnapped by Machete's goons.\\\
So Blade goes to fight them and retrieves his friend... '''[[WithMyHandsTied while still singing the karaoke song.]]'''
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Kindergarten Ninja''

->Let me put it in perspective for you: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration Picard]] faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys stood in his office and drank Earl Grey]].\\\
Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining ''his'' life, he [[DeathGlare fumed in an escape-pod]] -- then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's [[NoKillLikeOverkill a set of guns strapped to an engine]]. Then he called it ''Defiant'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his ''second'' choice; Starfleet felt that the ''U.S.S. [[ICallItVera Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand]]'' was too long.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Cpn. Ben "Don't Fuck With The" Sisko]]

->Sir Ron, what brand of chainsaw do you use to brush your teeth?
-->-- '''kingofcupcakes''', on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8bivtNtSrQ&feature=related Sir Ron Lionheart's Let's Play Contra III]]

->'''Gabriel:''' [[{{Comicbook/DOOM}} Rip and tear.]] Yes. This is the game the ''Doom'' comic should've... \\
''(zombies explodes into [[LudicrousGibs gibs]], Gabriel moans in ecstasy)''\\
'''Yahtzee:''' I don't even know what the hell I just did then.\\
'''Gabriel:''' You just [[NoKillLikeOverkill stuffed a shotgun into his stomach, lifted him into the air, and then fuckin' shot it!]]
-->--''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{game mod}})

->''{{Film/Predator}}.'' How could this be bad? It's fucking ''Predator''! You look at the cover and think, 'Yeeeah. This game's gonna be awesome. This is a real ''man's'' game. This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur' -- [[KavorkaMan like me]].
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on "[[ArnoldSchwarzenegger Schwarzenegger]] Games"

->''"''(Be a man!)''\\
We must be swift as the coursing river\\
''(Be a man!)''\\
With all the force of a great typhoon\\
''(Be a man!)''\\
With all the strength of a raging fire\\
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon"''
-->-"I'll Make A Man Out Of You", '''''Disney/{{Mulan}}'''''

->'''Animator:''' ''(rejecting a cartoon rabbit)'' Maybe something a bit more manly.\\
''(He draws an overly muscular, Franchise/{{Rambo}}-style rabbit.)''\\
'''Rabbit:''' ''({{scream|ingWarrior}}s)'' [[NoIndoorVoice PREPARE TO FRY,]] [[LargeHam YOU INSIGNIFICANT SLUG!!!]]\\
''(The rabbit torches the drawing board with his flamethrower. The animator puts out the fire with his coffee.)''\\
'''Animator:''' [[ThinkOfTheCensors Never get him past the Parent-Teacher Association.]]
--> -- ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "[[{{Pilot}} The Looney Beginning]]"

->El Macho...He was ruthless! He was dangerous! And as the name implies...'''''very''''' macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist using only his'' bare hands!'' Ah, but sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: on a shark with 250,000 dynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!
-->-- '''Gru''', ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2''

->They made it evident to every man, and to the king himself not the least, that humans beings are many but men are few.
--> -- '''Creator/{{Herodotus}}''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

->On-screen he held so much authority so that he was not being ironic when he explained his theory of acting: 'Don't act. React.' Creator/JohnWayne could react. Other actors had to strain the limits of their craft to hold the screen with him.
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->Most people are either too enthusiastic about manliness or too dismissive of it. They think that manliness is the only virtue, and all virtue, or they think it is the last stupid stereotype, soon to be as dead as a dodo. To study it well, the trick is not to get carried away to either extreme.
-->--''Manliness'' by Harvey '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Mans]]'''field.

--> -- [[http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/4316/review This review]] of ''DriveAngry''

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]

->''I can tear a telephone directory in two\\
Bending iron bars is something else that I can do\\
I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue\\
So imagine what I could do to you''
-->--The verses to VillainousCrossdresser Wrestling/ExoticAdrianStreet's theme music.

[[/folder]]

->Let me put it in perspective for you: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration Picard]] faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he [[ThousandYardStare stood in his office and drank Earl Grey]].\\\

Blade is singing karaoke. They get him up there to sing karaoke while his blind friend plays the keyboard (of course). And during this karaoke song, the girlfriend is kidnapped by Machete's goons.\\\

[[folder:fiction]]
->''"''(Be a man!)''\\
We must be swift as the coursing river\\
''(Be a man!)''\\
With all the force of a great typhoon\\
''(Be a man!)''\\
With all the strength of a raging fire\\
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon"''
-->-- ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'', "I'll Make A Man Out Of You"

->''"Heaven loves ya, the clouds part for ya\\
Nothing stands in your way\\
When you're a boy\\
Clothes always fit ya\\
Life is a pop of the cherry\\
When you're a boy"''
-->--'''Music/DavidBowie''', "Boys Keep Swinging"

->We are men, thou and I.
-->-- '''Henry Rider Haggard''', ''King Solomons Mines''

->[[IdealHero Banchou.]] When I was young, they were honorable men. Today that meaning is obsolete. [[TheParagon They will silently extend a hand out for the weak.]] [[TheDeterminator They will fight to the very end, even if there were a hundred, a thousand opponents, they will stand firm against them.]] An honorable man who protects their companions...'' '''"BANCHOU"''', ''a man among men.

->Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.
--> "The Phoenix on the Sword," Creator/RobertEHoward

->'''Animator:''' ''(after rejecting a rabbit that TastesLikeDiabetes)'' Maybe something a bit more manly.\\
''(He draws an overly muscular, Franchise/{{Rambo}}-style rabbit.)''\\
'''Rabbit:''' ''({{scream|ingWarrior}}s)'' [[NoIndoorVoice PREPARE TO FRY,]] [[LargeHam YOU INSIGNIFICANT SLUG!!!]]\\
''(The rabbit torches the drawing board with his flamethrower. The animator puts out the fire with his coffee.)''\\
'''Animator:''' [[ThinkOfTheCensors Never get him past the Parent-Teacher Association.]]
--> -- ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "[[{{Pilot}} The Looney Beginning]]"

->El Macho...He was ruthless! He was dangerous! And as the name implies...'''''very''''' macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist using only his'' bare hands!'' Ah, but sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: on a shark with 250,000 dynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!
-->-- '''Gru''', ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2''

->There was a stony, painful noise as Hamilton gritted his teeth, shaking his head. “I do not stand alone. Mun, you may speak for the empire and the heavens. But my words,” he said, forcing himself up, despite the onus of his chains, “are backed with hot blood!” An aurora of scarlet light burst forth from Hamilton’s breast, blinding his divine foe. He pushed his shackled arms forward, plunging them into the stream of light. “And MANLY! FIGHTING! SPIRIT!”
-->-- "[[http://mythpunk.blogspot.com.au/2009/08/wealth-of-nations.html The Wealth of Nations]]", an ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' / [[Main/RealLife American History]] crossover fic

[[folder:Real Life]]

->They made it evident to every man, and to the king himself not the least, that humans beings are many but men are few.
--> -- '''Creator/{{Herodotus}}''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

->Most people are either too enthusiastic about manliness or too dismissive of it. They think that manliness is the only virtue, and all virtue, or they think it is the last stupid stereotype, soon to be as dead as a dodo. To study it well, the trick is not to get carried away to either extreme.
-->--''Manliness'' by Harvey '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Mans]]'''field.

->Lotta talk about [[Film/AmericanSniper that sniper picture]] in Hollywood this week, and I couldn’t be happier for my dear old friend, {{CLINT EASTWOOD}}! Dirty Harry himself! Old? YOU BET! Crazy? HOLY SHIT THE MAN SCARES EVERYONE WHO MEETS HIM. The one time I invited Clint over to Woodland, he didn’t touch any of the food or hookers or coke [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs or hookers or free bowls of cash or hookers or stacks of municipal treasury bonds or signed JFK portraits or hookers at all!]] Instead, he went right up to my fireplace and pointed up at an old Winchester rifle that had been given to me by none other than Emilio Zapata! (I saved his life once! Long story, but it ends with him getting laid!)\\\
“'That your rifle?’ Clint asks. Well, of course it was! Shiny? YOU BET. Loaded? [[JugglingLoadedGuns OH I ALWAYS KEEP GUNS LOADED.]] More fun that way. So Clint grabs the rifle and starts talking to it. ‘[[ICallItVera Well Louise, what do we think?]]’ he asked it, aiming the gun at every person in the house, ‘Can we trust them?’ Everyone got real quiet. HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA KILL US ALL! ‘Yeah, they’re okay, Louise. But there’s one bad one, yeah… And I think it’s right over… HERE.’ BOOM! He fired the rifle right at a banana! Everyone screamed! [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] dropped his coke mirror! It was chaos! Then he walked over and picked up the smoking banana and handed it to me, and I saw the banana was brown and rotten.\\\
’Took care of that one for ya,’ he said, and then he strolled out! I never saw him again! Last time I ever have the help buy bananas. Holy shit!
-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571 Robert Evans]]'''" on Creator/ClintEastwood

->Get fucking fired up. No … I mean it. Shoot yourself full of Toradol, get red in the face, and GET FIRED UP, GOD DAMMIT. You see this chair? ([[TantrumThrowing throws chair]]) I’M NOT LEAVING THIS STADIUM UNTIL BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED AND WE HAVE WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH ALL OF THE ENEMY’S GOLD AND WOMEN!
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/how-to-give-a-ball-bursting-football-speech-1677815240 Drew Magary]]''', "How to Give a Ball-Bursting [[RousingSpeech Football Speech]]"

[[folder:reviews]]
->On-screen he held so much authority so that he was not being ironic when he explained his theory of acting: 'Don't act. React.' Creator/JohnWayne could react. Other actors had to strain the limits of their craft to hold the screen with him.
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip,]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures,]] [[RuleOfThree he punches people,]] [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!
-->-- '''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]'''

->I can't even really say this is [[SoBadItsGood so bad, it's good]]; it's actually just--just kinda great.\\\
Blade is singing karaoke. They get him up there to sing karaoke while his blind friend plays the keyboard (of course). And during this karaoke song, the girlfriend is kidnapped by Machete's goons.\\\
So Blade goes to fight them and retrieves his friend... '''[[WithMyHandsTied while still singing the karaoke song.]]'''
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Kindergarten Ninja''

->Let me put it in perspective for you: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration Picard]] faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he [[ThousandYardStare stood in his office and drank Earl Grey]].\\\
Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining ''his'' life, he [[DeathGlare fumed in an escape-pod]] -- then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's [[NoKillLikeOverkill a set of guns strapped to an engine]]. Then he called it ''Defiant'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his ''second'' choice; Starfleet felt that the ''U.S.S. [[ICallItVera Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand]]'' was too long.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Cpn. Ben "Don't Fuck With The" Sisko]]

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Flashback"

->'''Gabriel:''' [[{{Comicbook/DOOM}} Rip and tear.]] Yes. This is the game the ''Doom'' comic should've... \\
''(zombies explodes into [[LudicrousGibs gibs]], Gabriel moans in ecstasy)''\\
'''Yahtzee:''' I don't even know what the hell I just did then.\\
'''Gabriel:''' You just [[NoKillLikeOverkill stuffed a shotgun into his stomach, lifted him into the air, and then fuckin' shot it!]]
-->--''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{game mod}})

->''{{Film/Predator}}.'' How could this be bad? It's fucking ''Predator''! You look at the cover and think, 'Yeeeah. This game's gonna be awesome. This is a real ''man's'' game. This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur' -- [[KavorkaMan like me]].
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on "[[ArnoldSchwarzenegger Schwarzenegger]] Games"

->El Macho...He was ruthless! He was dangerous! And as the name implies...very macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist using only his'' bare hands!'' Ah, but sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: on a shark with 250,000 dynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!

->I'd swoop down from on high, machine gunning racists, then jump off and kick the last survivor off the ledge and feel like Errol fucking Flynn. I was almost afraid of landing in case I got bounced away on balls like a couple of hairy space hoppers.

-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Kingergarden Ninja''

-->--'''Music/DavidBowie''', "Boys Keep Swiming"