History Quotes / RatedMforManly

->''"Manime", that's the term. Like really, really, any anime that's just about, like, manly men fighting, and it's full of like, [[WorldOfMuscleMen muscle]], and {{testosterone| poisoning}}. If there is girls in it, [[{{Fanservice}} they are at least half-nude]] or they have [[BuxomBeautyStandard ginormous knockers]], they're badly drawn, and it's, uh, great. Manime. It's gotta be at least a little bit of, uh, y'know, sentimentality to the fights. Let's say that the protagonist and the villain have, like, a [[ManlyTears crying moment]] together, where they're like, "[[BloodKnight You are the best fighter ever]]", and it's like, "I know, Ryu", or "Kenryu-sama, [[BloodBrothers we were brothers]]. [[WorthyOpponent You were my true opponent.]]", and they all like, [[ManlyTears cry]], and [[YourHeadAsplode they punch each others' heads off]], while some [[TheEighties eighties anime music's]] going on that sounds like American Rock, but it's full of like, {{Engrish}}, so it's just like "''BURNING HOTTO! DEALING THE NIGHT TONIGHT! KAMINE SHINO SHIGA!''". You know, it's Manime, I love shit like that.''

->"''VideoGame/TwistedMetal2'' from {{Creator/Sony}} banks on the very essence of Film/JamesBond: action-thriving men. Yes; we're taking about [[Series/HomeImprovement Tim Taylor,]] grunt-out-loud-to-show-your-manhood type of men!"

->"Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures]], [[RuleOfThree he punches people]], [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!"

->''"Manime", that's the term. Like really, really, any anime that's just about, like, manly men fighting, and it's full of like, [[WorldOfMuscleMen muscle]], and {{testosterone| poisoning}}. If there is girls in it, [[{{Fanservice}} they are at least half-nude]] or they have [[GagBoobs ginormous knockers]], they're badly drawn, and it's, uh, great. Manime. It's gotta be at least a little bit of, uh, y'know, sentimentality to the fights. Let's say that the protagonist and the villain have, like, a [[ManlyTears crying moment]] together, where they're like, "[[BloodKnight You are the best fighter ever]]", and it's like, "I know, Ryu", or "Kenryu-sama, [[BloodBrothers we were brothers]]. [[WorthyOpponent You were my true opponent.]]", and they all like, [[ManlyTears cry]], and [[YourHeadAsplode they punch each others' heads off]], while some [[TheEighties eighties anime music's]] going on that sounds like American Rock, but it's full of like, {{Engrish}}, so it's just like "''BURNING HOTTO! DEALING THE NIGHT TONIGHT! KAMINE SHINO SHIGA!''". You know, it's Manime, I love shit like that.''

->''"Manime", that's the term. Like really, really, any anime that's just about, like, manly men fighting, and it's full of like, [[WorldOfMuscleMen muscle]], and {{testosterone| poisoning}}. If there is girls in it, [[{{Fanservice}} they are at least half-nude]] or they have [[GagBoobs ginormous knockers]], they're badly drawn, and it's, uh, great. Manime. It's gotta be at least a little bit of, uh, y'know, sentimentality to the fights. Let's say that the protagonist and the villain have, like, a [[ManlyTears crying moment]] together, where they're like, "[[BloodKnight You are the best fighter ever]]", and it's like, "I know, [[AwesomeMcCoolName Ryu]]", or "Kenryu-sama, [[BloodBrothers we were brothers]]. [[WorthyOpponent You were my true opponent.]]", and they all like, [[ManlyTears cry]], and [[YourHeadAsplode they punch each others' heads off]], while some [[TheEighties eighties anime music's]] going on that sounds like American Rock, but it's full of like, {{Engrish}}, so it's just like "''BURNING HOTTO! DEALING THE NIGHT TONIGHT! KAMINE SHINO SHIGA!''". You know, it's Manime, I love shit like that.''

-->-- ''Comics Alliance'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-3x13-dark-phoenix-part-ii-the-inner-circle/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMen'', "The Inner Circle"

'''Jay:''' I think he's cool. He's a [[McNinja white ninja]]. (I was gonna say ''VideoGame/MortalKombat3'' Sub-Zero]].) His complete lack of charisma means '''boundless''' charisma; just went so far down 0 [[BrokeTheRatingScale that he's a 10]].

->''Some rooms have hidden exits that'll lead you to secret rooms full of goodies. You'll need to discover all of these, as well as pick up the keys that spawn in the game every so often, to earn access to [[GoldenEnding the Pleasure Dome]]. And what is the Pleasure Dome, you may ask? Well, it's a secret room where the floor cycles through a bunch of [[EpilepticFlashingLights retina-burning colors]], while [[ThePornomancer bikini-clad women can be collected]] like the cash and gold bars you've been picking up throughout the game. Totally worth it.''

-->-- A {{Yakuza}} lieutenant from ''Manga/KongohBancho, one of the manliest manga ever made.

->''Don't you read the papers, pal? Captain America practically never wears a parachute. He says parachutes are for girls.''
-->-- Bucky, ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

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->"I'd swoop down from on high, machine gunning racists, then jump off and kick the last survivor off the ledge and feel like Errol fucking Flynn. I was almost afraid of landing, in case I got bounced away on balls like a couple of hairy space hoppers."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''

->''The SpaceMarines don't have a cover button, for the same reason they carry guns instead of white flags made of frilly lace panties. Health recovery is via execution -- if you take a second to kill an enemy with a particularly brutal move, you recover health. That's badassery as a core gameplay mechanic. When you're about to die, your impulse reaction becomes '[[IWillFightSomeMoreForever diving at the enemy to destroy as many as possible]]' and '[[AttackAttackAttack wondering why that's not always the case]].' It's made very clear that if you ever have full health, [[MachoMasochism you're not doing it right]].''

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->''"Banchou. When I was young, they were honorable men. Today that meaning is obsolete. They will [[WeHelpTheHelpless silently extend a hand out for the weak]]. They will [[IWillFightSomeMoreForever fight to the very end, even if there were a hundred, a thousand opponents, they will stand firm against them]]. An honorable man who protects their companions...'' '''"BANCHOU"''', ''a man among men."''

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->"We are men, thou and I."

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->''{{G|oodIsNotNice}}ruff, [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who {{smok|ingIsCool}}e, [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]... It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants.''
-->-- '''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/2012/06/part-iii-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/4/ "The Selfish Meme"]]

->'''My son:''' "Dad what games did you play when you were a kid?"\\

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'''Jay:''' I think he's cool. He's a [[McNinja white ninja]]. (I was gonna say [[VideoGame/MortalKombat3 MK3 Sub-Zero]].) His complete lack of charisma means '''boundless''' charisma; just went so far down 0 [[BrokeTheRatingScale that he's a 10]].

->"''{{Film/Predator}}.'' How could this be bad? It's fucking ''Predator''! You look at the cover and think, 'Yeeeah. This game's gonna be awesome. This is a real ''man's'' game. This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur' -- [[KavorkaMan like me]]."

->''"Manime", that's the term. Like really, really, any anime that's just about, like, manly men fighting, and it's full of like, [[WorldOfMuscleMen muscle]], and {{testosterone| poisoning}}. If there is girls in it, [[{{Fanservice}} they are at least half-nude]] or they have [[GagBoobs ginormous knockers]], they're badly drawn, and it's, uh, great. Manime. It's gotta be at least a little bit of, uh, y'know, sentimentality to the fights. Let's say that the protagonist and the villain have, like, a [[ManlyTears crying moment]] together, where they're like, "[[BloodKnight You are the best fighter ever]]", and it's like, "I know, [[AwesomeMcCoolName Ryu]]", or "Kenryu-sama, [[BloodBrothers we were brothers]]. [[WorthyOpponent You were my true opponent.]]", and they all like, [[ManlyTears cry]], and [[YourHeadAsplode they punch each others' heads off]], while some [[TheEighties eighties anime music's]] going on that sounds like American Rock, but it's full of like, {{Engrish}}, so it's just like "'''BURNING HOTTO! DEALING THE NIGHT TONIGHT! KAMINE SHINO SHIGA!'''". You know, it's Manime, I love shit like that.''

->''"Twisted Metal 2 from Sony banks on the very essence of James Bond: action-thriving men. Yes; we're taking about Tim Taylor, grunt-out-loud-to-show-your-manhood type of men!"''

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->'-On-screen he held so much authority so that he was not being ironic when he explained his theory of acting: 'Don't act. React.' Creator/JohnWayne could react. Other actors had to strain the limits of their craft to hold the screen with him.''

-->-- "I'll Make A Man Out Of You", '''''Disney/{{Mulan}}'''''

->'-Get fucking fired up. No ... I mean it. Shoot yourself full of Toradol, get red in the face, and GET FIRED UP, GOD DAMMIT. You see this chair? ([[TantrumThrowing throws chair]]) I’M NOT LEAVING THIS STADIUM UNTIL BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED AND WE HAVE WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH ALL OF THE ENEMY’S GOLD AND WOMEN!''

->Banchou. When I was young, they were honorable men. Today that meaning is obsolete. They will [[WeHelpTheHelpless silently extend a hand out for the weak]]. They will [[IWillFightSomeMoreForever fight to the very end, even if there were a hundred, a thousand opponents, they will stand firm against them]]. An honorable man who protects their companions...'' '''"BANCHOU"''', ''a man among men.
-->-- A {{Yakuza}} lieutenant, from ''Manga/KongohBancho, one of the manliest manga ever made.''

->If the strength of your equipment isn't strong enough, then compensate for it with [[TalkToTheFist the strength of your arm]]! That is the way a true man lives!

->There was a stony, painful noise as Hamilton gritted his teeth, shaking his head. “I do not stand alone. Mun, you may speak for the empire and the heavens. But my words,” he said, forcing himself up, despite the onus of his chains, “are backed with hot blood!” An aurora of scarlet light burst forth from Hamilton’s breast, blinding his divine foe. He pushed his shackled arms forward, plunging them into the stream of light. “And MANLY! FIGHTING! SPIRIT!”

->We are men, thou and I.

->''"''(Be a man!)''\\

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon"''

When you're a boy"''

->Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.

->Get fucking fired up. No ... I mean it. Shoot yourself full of Toradol, get red in the face, and GET FIRED UP, GOD DAMMIT. You see this chair? ([[TantrumThrowing throws chair]]) I’M NOT LEAVING THIS STADIUM UNTIL BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED AND WE HAVE WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH ALL OF THE ENEMY’S GOLD AND WOMEN!

->There were only two men in this world that made me wish that my chromosomes were double X so we could get some triple X action going [[EvenTheGuysWantHim so I could bear their children]], and those men were Wrestling/HulkHogan and Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger. As a child, those two were the best role model one could ever wish for. Larger than life, fought off evil, killed by the thousands. Every Saturday my eyes would be glued to the television screen with as Hulkster would run wild in the afternoon, and Arnold would come on screen to terminate past bed time. Yes, just thinking back on it makes me feel ever more fertile already.

->You don't read the books or watch the movies looking for surprise plot twists -- this is comfort food for hard-drinking assholes who wish they were tough guys but wouldn't want to seriously risk their lives, and I reckon I'm probably one of those.

->At no point does the movie take itself seriously, nor is it even apologetic. It knows exactly what it is and accelerates full steam into an hour and a half of blood, guts, sex, drinking, smoking, and chugging beer out of skulls.
-->-- [[http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/4316/review This review]] of ''Film/DriveAngry''

->{{G|oodIsNotNice}}ruff, [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who {{smok|ingIsCool}}e, [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]... It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants.

->This is a man who has crippled dozens of offensive linemen and starred in three movies [[{{Blaxploitation}} that have the N-word right in their titles]]... Fred Williamson could kick your ass so hard that nine months after you die, [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt your wife would give birth to his foot.]] Full-powered Fred Williamson attacks are the second ingredient in [[LudicrousGibs Taco Bell ground beef]]... If Fred Williamson made ''Film/JohnCarter'', it would have been called ''[[CaptainSpaceDefenderOfEarth Spaceman Brown]]: [[ScaryBlackMan Chocolate Motherfucker]]'', and it would have turned a $250 million profit.

->The next bit, though, is completely original to the show...this dude hangs up the phone, opens up the dumbwaiter, and [[DynamicEntry GETS HIS STERNUM BUSTED TO HELL]] by Wolverine coming out holding a bottle by the neck. Wolverine then walks over to the dude, looks at the bottle, says '[[BondOneLiner Lousy year]]' and then drops it [[GroinAttack right on his junk]]. Then he casually grabs a turkey leg on his way up to go murder people. It is... ''the best thing.''

->Some rooms have hidden exits that'll lead you to secret rooms full of goodies. You'll need to discover all of these, as well as pick up the keys that spawn in the game every so often, to earn access to [[GoldenEnding the Pleasure Dome]]. And what is the Pleasure Dome, you may ask? Well, it's a secret room where the floor cycles through a bunch of [[EpilepticFlashingLights retina-burning colors]], while [[ThePornomancer bikini-clad women can be collected]] like the cash and gold bars you've been picking up throughout the game. Totally worth it.

->The SpaceMarines don't have a cover button, for the same reason they carry guns instead of white flags made of frilly lace panties. Health recovery is via execution -- if you take a second to kill an enemy with a particularly brutal move, you recover health. That's badassery as a core gameplay mechanic. When you're about to die, your impulse reaction becomes '[[IWillFightSomeMoreForever diving at the enemy to destroy as many as possible]]' and '[[AttackAttackAttack wondering why that's not always the case]].' It's made very clear that if you ever have full health, [[MachoMasochism you're not doing it right]].

->I'd swoop down from on high, machine gunning racists, then jump off and kick the last survivor off the ledge and feel like Errol fucking Flynn. I was almost afraid of landing, in case I got bounced away on balls like a couple of hairy space hoppers.

->And on the day [[Music/JAMProject Masaaki Endoh]] was born, the heavens rained holy fire of manliness and guitars. Jesus himself down and proclaimed that he was the Christ of Manliness, here to bring the coming age of Manly to the world as the second son of our lord, as the human son of God himself, no middleman. Here he is, teaching us the ways of the Book of Man, which he wrote himself in the year 2012 as he kicked away the meteorite that was goin to kill us all. WE MUST LEARN FROM HIM! MASAAKI MOTHER FUCKING ENDOH!!!

->Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip]], [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures]], [[RuleOfThree he punches people]], [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!

->Let me put it in perspective for you: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration Picard]] faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys stood in his office and drank Earl Grey]].\\\
Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining ''his'' life, he [[DeathGlare fumed in an escape-pod]] -- then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill a set of guns strapped to an engine]]. Then he called it ''Defiant'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his ''second'' choice; Starfleet felt that the ''U.S.S. [[ICallItVera Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand]]'' was too long.

->''{{Film/Predator}}.'' How could this be bad? It's fucking ''Predator''! You look at the cover and think, 'Yeeeah. This game's gonna be awesome. This is a real ''man's'' game. This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur' -- [[KavorkaMan like me]].

->They made it evident to every man, and to the king himself not the least, that humans beings are many but men are few.

->On-screen he held so much authority so that he was not being ironic when he explained his theory of acting: 'Don't act. React.' Creator/JohnWayne could react. Other actors had to strain the limits of their craft to hold the screen with him.

->Most people are either too enthusiastic about manliness or too dismissive of it. They think that manliness is the only virtue, and all virtue, or they think it is the last stupid stereotype, soon to be as dead as a dodo. To study it well, the trick is not to get carried away to either extreme.

->My games are never subdued. They're always intense as intense we can make them. I'm not sure why that is, but I don't do cute.

-> "You see, us guys think that this..." ''(clip of a car with a noisy muffler)'' \\
"...this..." ''(clip of a car screeching around in circles)'' \\
"...and this..." ''(clip of a motorcycle rider popping up his rear tire)'' \\
"...creates girl boners, and it does, but only for chicks who hate their dads."
-->--''WebVideo/RegularCarReviews''

->''"It is said that there are two things ubiquitous in the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]]: the standard pattern [[BeamSpam lasgun]], and a pair of steel balls."''

"...this..." ''(clip of a car doing donuts)'' \\

->And on the day [[JamProject Masaaki Endoh]] was born, the heavens rained holy fire of manliness and guitars. Jesus himself down and proclaimed that he was the Christ of Manliness, here to bring the coming age of Manly to the world as the second son of our lord, as the human son of God himself, no middleman. Here he is, teaching us the ways of the Book of Man, which he wrote himself in the year 2012 as he kicked away the meteorite that was goin to kill us all. WE MUST LEARN FROM HIM! MASAAKI MOTHER FUCKING ENDOH!!!

-->-- ''Comics Alliance'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-3x13-dark-phoenix-part-ii-the-inner-circle/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', "The Inner Circle"

-->-- '''Henry Rider Haggard''', ''King Solomon's Mines''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on "[[ArnoldSchwarzenegger Schwarzenegger]] Games"