History Quotes / RatedMforManly

->'''Mongol Genreal:''' CONAN! What is best in life?\\
'''Conan:''' Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.
-->--''[[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 Conan the Barbarian]]'' (1982)

-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571 Robert Evans]]'''", ''Deadspin''

->I've always been a man's man. Oh sure, [[RealMenWearPink I like to watch Dr. Phil every morning and nod my head and talk to the TV when I agree with him]], but I'm still a man and damn proud of it. There were only two men in this world that made me wish that my chromosomes were double X so we could get some triple X action going [[EvenTheGuysWantHim so I could bear their children]], and those men were Wrestling/HulkHogan and Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.\\

->Let me put it in perspective for you: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration Picard]] faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he [[ThousandYardStare stood in his office and drank Earl Grey]].
->Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining ''his'' life, he [[DeathGlare fumed in an escape-pod]] -- then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's [[NoKillLikeOverkill a set of guns strapped to an engine]]. Then he called it ''Defiant'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his ''second'' choice; Starfleet felt that the ''U.S.S. [[ICallItVera Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand]]'' was too long.

->I've always been a man's man. Oh sure, [[RealMenWearPink I like to watch Dr. Phil every morning and nod my head and talk to the TV when I agree with him]], but I'm still a man and damn proud of it. There were only two men in this world that made me wish that my chromosomes were double X so we could get some triple X action going [[EvenTheGuysWantHim so I could bear their children]], and those men were Wrestling/HulkHogan and Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
->As a child, those two were the best role model one could ever wish for. Larger than life, fought off evil, killed by the thousands. Every Saturday my eyes would be glued to the television screen with as Hulkster would run wild in the afternoon, and Arnold would come on screen to terminate past bed time. Yes, just thinking back on it makes me feel ever more fertile already.

->'''Gabriel:''' [[{{Comicbook/DOOM}} Rip and tear.]] Yes. This is the game the ''Doom'' comic should've... ''(zombies explodes into [[LudicrousGibs gibs]], Gabriel moans in ecstasy)''
->'''Yahtzee:''' I don't even know what the hell I just did then.
->'''Gabriel:''' You just [[NoKillLikeOverkill stuffed a shotgun into his stomach, lifted him into the air, and then fuckin' shot it!]]
-->--''LetsDrownOut'' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{game mod}})

->Get fucking fired up. No … I mean it. Shoot yourself full of Toradol, get red in the face, and GET FIRED UP, GOD DAMMIT. You see this chair? ''([[TantrumThrowing throws chair) I’M NOT LEAVING THIS STADIUM UNTIL BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED AND WE HAVE WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH ALL OF THE ENEMY’S GOLD AND WOMEN!

->''"We are men, thou and I."''

-> ''"[[IdealHero Banchou.]] When I was young, they were honorable men. Today that meaning is obsolete. [[TheParagon They will silently extend a hand out for the weak.]] [[TheDeterminator They will fight to the very end, even if there were a hundred, a thousand opponents, they will stand firm against them.]] An honorable man who protects their companions...'' '''"BANCHOU"''', ''a man among men."''

-> ''"Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."''

->''"They made it evident to every man, and to the king himself not the least, that humans beings are many but men are few."''
--> -- '''Creator/{{Herodotus}}''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

->''"Most people are either too enthusiastic about manliness or too dismissive of it. They think that manliness is the only virtue, and all virtue, or they think it is the last stupid stereotype, soon to be as dead as a dodo. To study it well, the trick is not to get carried away to either extreme."''
-->--''Manliness'' by Harvey '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Mans]]'''field.

--> -- '''''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''''' episode "[[{{Pilot}} The Looney Beginning]]"

->''"El Macho...He was ruthless! He was dangerous! And as the name implies...very macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist using only his'' bare hands!'' Ah, but sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: on a shark with 250,000 dynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!"''
-->-- ''' Gru''', ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2''

->''There was a stony, painful noise as Hamilton gritted his teeth, shaking his head. “I do not stand alone. Mun, you may speak for the empire and the heavens. But my words,” he said, forcing himself up, despite the onus of his chains, “are backed with hot blood!” An aurora of scarlet light burst forth from Hamilton’s breast, blinding his divine foe. He pushed his shackled arms forward, plunging them into the stream of light. “And MANLY! FIGHTING! SPIRIT!”''

[[folder:reviews]]
->''"On-screen he held so much authority so that he was not being ironic when he explained his theory of acting: 'Don't act. React.' Creator/JohnWayne could react. Other actors had to strain the limits of their craft to hold the screen with him."''

->''"Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip,]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures,]] [[RuleOfThree he punches people,]] [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!"''

->''"I've always been a man's man. Oh sure, [[RealMenWearPink I like to watch Dr. Phil every morning and nod my head and talk to the TV when I agree with him]], but I'm still a man and damn proud of it. There were only two men in this world that made me wish that my chromosomes were double X so we could get some triple X action going [[EvenTheGuysWantHim so I could bear their children]], and those men were Wrestling/HulkHogan and Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.''
->''As a child, those two were the best role model one could ever wish for. Larger than life, fought off evil, killed by the thousands. Every Saturday my eyes would be glued to the television screen with as Hulkster would run wild in the afternoon, and Arnold would come on screen to terminate past bed time. Yes, just thinking back on it makes me feel ever more fertile already."''

->''"Now, the question you have to ask, then, is this: is it a good thing that there's a literal adaptation of Creator/FrankMiller on our screens? Do you like watching what is essentially pro-wrestling if the wrestlers fucked and murdered each other onscreen, and are you okay with dialogue that sounds like it was written during the worst hangover ever? Is white blood erupting onto a black screen from a disembodied neck like a cum shot something you're into seeing over and over? Do you like seeing EvaGreen naked? ...You don't read the books or watch the movies looking for surprise plot twists - this is comfort food for hard-drinking assholes who wish they were tough guys but wouldn't want to seriously risk their lives, and I reckon I'm probably one of those."''
-->--'''''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/08/tr_review_sin_city_a_dame_to_kill_for_is_as_frank.php Topless Robot]]''''', "''[[Film/SinCity Sin City: A Dame to Kill For]]'' Is as Frank Miller-y as a Taliban Whiskey Enema"

->''"''Drive Angry'' is [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic Cage]] mashed down into a projector and spunked all over the screen in big, glorious spurts of movie jizz. ''Drive Angry'' is exactly how I want my Nic Cage. With the grim reaper giving chase, Cage’s John Milton escapes from hell – [[MyHorseIsAMotorbike in a car]], because you can get there with a [=SatNav=] I guess – to stop his granddaughter from being sacrificed by a Satanic cult. You might as well stick this one in the documentary pile, cos it’s [[AdamWesting just a regular day for Nic Fucking Cage]], and I suspect I blinked and missed the “{{Based on a true story}}…” title."''

->''"At no point does the movie take itself seriously, nor is it even apologetic. It knows exactly what it is and accelerates full steam into an hour and a half of blood, guts, sex, drinking, smoking, and chugging beer out of skulls."''

->''"The world was hooked. People loved how [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Snake]] was a hard-boiled [[{{Antihero}} anti-hero]]; a perfect icon for [[TheNineties the ‘90s]] anti-establishment, grunge mentality, with enough brains and heart to avoid becoming cliché. I think it was the same reason [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine]] became the most popular character in Marvel comics. [[GoodIsNotNice Gruff]], [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who [[SmokingIsCool smoke]], [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]… It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants."''

->''"Let me put it in perspective for you: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration Picard]] faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he [[ThousandYardStare stood in his office and drank Earl Grey]]. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining ''his'' life, he [[DeathGlare fumed in an escape-pod]] -- then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's [[NoKillLikeOverkill a set of guns strapped to an engine]]. Then he called it ''Defiant'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his ''second'' choice; Starfleet felt that the ''U.S.S. [[ICallItVera Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand]]'' was too long.''"

->''"[[GeorgeTakei Takei]] walks through the smoke on the Bridge of the ''Excelsior'' like a dog sniffing out a sausage!"''

->''"People started calling Fred Williamson 'The Hammer' during his professional football career, and when you think about how many gigantic men were trying to get that same nickname to stick, you'll realize that this achievement is the closest thing a person can get to a Nobel Prize in Badassery. This is a man who has crippled dozens of offensive linemen and starred in three movies [[{{Blaxploitation}} that have the N-word right in their titles]]... There are several reasons for these bad action sequences. First of all, he had to hold back so much [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength to not kill his co-stars.]] If he wanted, Fred Williamson could kick your ass so hard that nine months after you die, [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt your wife would give birth to his foot.]] Full-powered Fred Williamson attacks are the second ingredient in [[LudicrousGibs Taco Bell ground beef]]... If Fred Williamson made ''Film/JohnCarter'', it would have been called ''[[CaptainSpaceDefenderOfEarth Spaceman Brown]]: [[ScaryBlackMan Chocolate Motherfucker]]'', and it would have turned a $250 million profit."''

->''"The next bit, though, is completely original to the show...this dude hangs up the phone, opens up the dumbwaiter, and [[DynamicEntry GETS HIS STERNUM BUSTED TO HELL]] by Wolverine coming out holding a bottle by the neck. Wolverine then walks over to the dude, looks at the bottle, says '[[BondOneLiner Lousy year]]' and then drops it [[GroinAttack right on his junk]]. Then he casually grabs a turkey leg on his way up to go murder people. It is… ''the best thing.''"''

->''"Some rooms have hidden exits that'll lead you to secret rooms full of goodies. You'll need to discover all of these, as well as pick up the keys that spawn in the game every so often, to earn access to [[GoldenEnding the Pleasure Dome]]. And what is the Pleasure Dome, you may ask? Well, it's a secret room where the floor cycles through a bunch of [[EpilepticFlashingLights retina-burning colors]], while [[ThePornomancer bikini-clad women can be collected]] like the cash and gold bars you've been picking up throughout the game. Totally worth it."''

->''"The SpaceMarines don't have a cover button, for the same reason they carry guns instead of white flags made of frilly lace panties. Health recovery is via execution -- if you take a second to kill an enemy with a particularly brutal move, you recover health. That's {{badass}}ery as a core gameplay mechanic. When you're about to die, your impulse reaction becomes '[[IWillFightSomeMoreForever diving at the enemy to destroy as many as possible]]' and '[[AttackAttackAttack wondering why that's not always the case]].' It's made very clear that if you ever have full health, [[MachoMasochism you're not doing it right.]]"''

->'''Gabriel:''' [[{{Comicbook/DOOM}} Rip and tear.]] Yes. This is the game the ''Doom'' comic should've... ''(zombies explodes into [[LudicrousGibs gibs]], Gabriel moans in ecstasy)''\\
'''Yahtzee:''' I don't even know what the hell I just did then.\\
'''Gabriel:''' You just [[NoKillLikeOverkill stuffed a shotgun into his stomach, lifted him into the air, and then fuckin' shot it!]]
-->--'''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{game mod}})

->''"''{{Film/Predator}}.'' How could this be bad? It's fucking ''Predator''! You look at the cover and think, 'Yeeeah. This game's gonna be awesome. This is a real ''man's'' game. This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur' -- [[KavorkaMan like me]]."''

->''"Sorry, Music/MarilynManson: ''this'' is the guy I want to be when I grow up. SURE I'm well-adjusted. ...--hey, wait. It says here in the game's instruction booklet that [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud's]] supposed to be twenty-one years old. Well, damn it. He's younger than me and he's already managed to [[StuffBlowingUp blow up more crap]], [[SaveTheWorld save more planets]], [[CoolAirship ride on more airships]], [[HotSubOnSubAction hijack more submarines]], [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer race more chocobos]], [[SpaceZone fly more rockets into outer space]], and [[MsFanservice bang Tifa]] more than I ever will in my entire life. I haven't felt this inadequate since finding out [[Manga/OutlawStar Gene Starwind]] is supposed to be nineteen."''

-> ''"And on the day [[JamProject Masaaki Endoh]] was born, the heavens rained holy fire of manliness and guitars. Jesus himself down and proclaimed that he was the Christ of Manliness, here to bring the coming age of Manly to the world as the second son of our lord, as the human son of God himself, no middleman. Here he is, teaching us the ways of the Book of Man, which he wrote himself in the year 2012 as he kicked away the meteorite that was goin to kill us all. WE MUST LEARN FROM HIM! MASAAKI MOTHER FUCKING ENDOH!!!"''

->''As a child, those two were the best role model one could ever wish for. Larger than life, fought off evil, killed by the thousands. Every Saturday my eyes would be glued to the television screen with as Hulkster would run wild in the afternoon, and Arnold would come on screen to terminate past bed time. Yes, just thinking back on it makes me feel ever more fertile already.""''

->''As a child, those two were the best role model one could ever wish for. Larger than life, fought off evil, killed by the thousands. Every Saturday my eyes would be glued to the television screen with as Hulkster would run wild in the afternoon, and Arnold would come on screen to terminate past bed time. Yes, just thinking back on it makes me feel ever more fertile already.''
->''But it wasn't all happiness and forced therapy sessions. There came a day that changed my view on life and all that surrounds it, and made me question if the life I led was the right choice. You see, one day Arnold would bring me so much pain and suffering, make me feel violated, tricked, abused, and I didn't even work in his administration. No, the road Arnold led me down was much worse."''

[[folder:reviews]

[[folder:on works]]

->''"The world was hooked. People loved how [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Snake]] was a hard-boiled [[{{Antihero}} anti-hero]]; a perfect icon for [[TheNineties the ‘90s]] anti-establishment, grunge mentality, with enough brains and heart to avoid becoming cliché. I think it was the same reason [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine]] became the most popular character in Marvel comics. [[GoodIsNotNice Gruff]], [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who [[SmokingIsCool smoke]], [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]… It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants."''
-->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/2012/06/part-iii-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/4/ "The Selfish Meme"]]

->''"Let me put it in perspective for you: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextgeneration Picard]] faced the Borg, and after it was done ruining his life, he [[ThousandYardStare stood in his office and drank Earl Grey]]. Sisko faced the Borg and after it was done ruining ''his'' life, he [[DeathGlare fumed in an escape-pod]] -- then went off to design a ship whose only purpose is to kill Borg. It's [[NoKillLikeOverkill a set of guns strapped to an engine]]. Then he called it ''Defiant'', a name that practically shakes its fist at the Borg. That was his ''second'' choice; Starfleet felt that the ''U.S.S. [[ICallItVera Ben Sisko's Muthafuckin Pimp Hand]]'' was too long.''"
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Cpn. Ben "Don't Fuck With The" Sisko]]

->''"[[GeorgeTakei Takei]] walks through the smoke on the Bridge of the ''Excelsior'' like a dog sniffing out a sausage!"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Flashback"

->''"People started calling Fred Williamson 'The Hammer' during his professional football career, and when you think about how many gigantic men were trying to get that same nickname to stick, you'll realize that this achievement is the closest thing a person can get to a Nobel Prize in Badassery. This is a man who has crippled dozens of offensive linemen and starred in three movies [[{{Blaxploitation}} that have the N-word right in their titles]]... There are several reasons for these bad action sequences. First of all, he had to hold back so much [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength to not kill his co-stars.]] If he wanted, Fred Williamson could kick your ass so hard that nine months after you die, [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt your wife would give birth to his foot.]] Full-powered Fred Williamson attacks are the second ingredient in [[LudicrousGibs Taco Bell ground beef]]... If Fred Williamson made ''Film/JohnCarter'', it would have been called ''[[CaptainSpaceDefenderOfEarth Spaceman Brown]]: [[ScaryBlackMan Chocolate Motherfucker]]'', and it would have turned a $250 million profit."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-supposed-action-stars-who-clearly-couldnt-fight/ "9 Supposed Action Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight"]]

->''"Now, the question you have to ask, then, is this: is it a good thing that there's a literal adaptation of FrankMiller on our screens? Do you like watching what is essentially pro-wrestling if the wrestlers fucked and murdered each other onscreen, and are you okay with dialogue that sounds like it was written during the worst hangover ever? Is white blood erupting onto a black screen from a disembodied neck like a cum shot something you're into seeing over and over? Do you like seeing EvaGreen naked? ...You don't read the books or watch the movies looking for surprise plot twists - this is comfort food for hard-drinking assholes who wish they were tough guys but wouldn't want to seriously risk their lives, and I reckon I'm probably one of those."''

->''"Heaven loves ya, the clouds part for ya

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-> ''[[IdealHero Banchou.]] When I was young, they were honorable men. Today that meaning is obsolete. [[TheParagon They will silently extend a hand out for the weak.]] [[TheDeterminator They will fight to the very end, even if there were a hundred, a thousand opponents, they will stand firm against them.]] An honorable man who protects their companions...'' '''"BANCHOU"''', ''a man among men.''

-> ''Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.''

->''"El Macho...He was ruthless! He was dangerous! And as the name implies...very macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist using only his'' bare hands!'' Ah, but sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: on a shark with 250,000 dynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!"''-->-- ''' Gru''', ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2''

->''There was a stony, painful noise as Hamilton gritted his teeth, shaking his head. “I do not stand alone. Mun, you may speak for the empire and the heavens. But my words,” he said, forcing himself up, despite the onus of his chains, “are backed with hot blood!” An aurora of scarlet light burst forth from Hamilton’s breast, blinding his divine foe. He pushed his shackled arms forward, plunging them into the stream of light. “And MANLY! FIGHTING! SPIRIT!”''
-->-- "[[http://mythpunk.blogspot.com.au/2009/08/wealth-of-nations.html The Wealth of Nations]]", an ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' / [[Main/RealLife American History]] crossover fic

->''"''{{Film/Snowpiercer}}''. This was the best movie I’ve seen this year. Granted, I’ve only seen, like, [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative three movies this year]]. But I doubt I’ll see another movie where people kick the shit out of each other with hatchets on a bullet train. No way ''{{Film/Foxcatcher}}'' has any scenes like that. I have not seen ''Film/JohnWick'', but I assume that movie and ''Snowpiercer'' will be the only movies nominated for Best Picture at the end of the year.\\\
God, I hope Greggggg doesn’t see this movie. I will forcibly restrain him from seeing this movie. 'Verily, how doth one [[FridgeLogic maintain a 300,000km track on a frozen planet with no outside maintenance?]]' SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT’S PRETEND SHUT UP.'"''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/not-all-hot-takes-are-stupid-1657804265 Drew Magary]]'''

->There was a stony, painful noise as Hamilton gritted his teeth, shaking his head. “I do not stand alone. Mun, you may speak for the empire and the heavens. But my words,” he said, forcing himself up, despite the onus of his chains, “are backed with hot blood!” An aurora of scarlet light burst forth from Hamilton’s breast, blinding his divine foe. He pushed his shackled arms forward, plunging them into the stream of light. “And MANLY! FIGHTING! SPIRIT!”

->''"The world was hooked. People loved how [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Snake]] was a hard-boiled [[{{Antihero}} anti-hero]]; a perfect icon for [[TheNineties the ‘90s]] anti-establishment, grunge mentality, with enough brains and heart to avoid becoming cliché. I think it was the same reason [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine]] became the most popular character in Marvel comics. [[GoodIsNotNice Gruff]], [[IWorkAlone antisocial loners]] who [[SmokingIsCool smoke]], [[ARealManIsAKiller fight]], and [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight defy the authorities]]… It’s the definition of badass. As for that overwhelming demand, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] was kind enough to give people what they wanted. Here you can see one of the bonus features, where players get to control Cyborg Ninja, giving the fanboys a raging Solid Snake in their pants."''
-->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/2012/06/part-iii-mgs2-a-complete-breakdown/4/ "The Selfish Meme"]]

->''"They made it evident to every man, and to the king himself not the least, that humans beings are many but men are few."''
--> -- '''Creator/{{Herodotus}}''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

->''"Most people are either too enthusiastic about manliness or too dismissive of it. They think that manliness is the only virtue, and all virtue, or they think it is the last stupid stereotype, soon to be as dead as a dodo. To study it well, the trick is not to get carried away to either extreme."''
-->--''Manliness'' by Harvey '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Mans]]'''field.

->''"For those of you who don't know, ''Film/RoadHouse'' is an exceptionally homoerotic action film about a bouncer named Dalton (played by a perpetually-shirtless Creator/PatrickSwayze), a man so badass that he sews up his own knife wounds after tearing his opponent's throat out barehanded. Together with his bouncer mentor, a greasy-haired Sam Elliot, they battle the ascot-wearing villain and his flunkies who have a monster truck and far too-tight blue jeans. Dalton is a tortured hero and applies his philosophy degree to the art of ass-whoopin', spouting Zen philosophies to his disciples while teaching them how to be better bouncers. But really, the movie is about Patrick Swayze's oiled chest, because you spend 90% of the movie looking at it..."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/road-house-2/ on]] ''Road House 2''

->There was a stony, painful noise as Hamilton gritted his teeth, shaking his head. “I do not stand alone. Mun, you may speak for the empire and the heavens. But my words,” he said, forcing himself up, despite the onus of his chains, “are backed with hot blood!” An aurora of scarlet light burst forth from Hamilton’s breast, blinding his divine foe. He pushed his shackled arms forward, plunging them into the stream of light. “And MANLY! FIGHTING! SPIRIT!”
-->-- "[[http://mythpunk.blogspot.com.au/2009/08/wealth-of-nations.html The Wealth of Nations]]", an ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' / [[Main/RealLife American History]] crossover fic

->''"''{{Film/Snowpiercer}}''. This was the best movie I’ve seen this year. Granted, I’ve only seen, like, [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative three movies this year]]. But I doubt I’ll see another movie where people kick the shit out of each other with hatchets on a bullet train. No way ''{{Film/Foxcatcher}}'' has any scenes like that. I have not seen 'Film/JohnWick'', but I assume that movie and ''Snowpiercer'' will be the only movies nominated for Best Picture at the end of the year.\\\

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!!!Quotes ''on'' works

->''"For those of you who don't know, ''Film/RoadHouse'' is an exceptionally homoerotic action film about a bouncer named Dalton (played by a perpetually-shirtless Creator/PatrickSwayze), a man so badass that he sews up his own knife wounds after tearing his opponent's throat out barehanded. Together with his bouncer mentor, a greasy-haired Sam Elliot, they battle the ascot-wearing villain and his flunkies who have a monster truck and far too-tight blue jeans. Dalton is a tortured hero and applies his philosophy degree to the art of ass-whoopin', spouting Zen philosophies to his disciples while teaching them how to be better bouncers. But really, the movie is about Patrick Swayze's oiled chest, because you spend 90% of the movie looking at it..."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/road-house-2/ on]] ''Road House 2''

->'''Chris''': As always, MichaelIronside does not give a f**k.\\
'''Matt''': I think that’s on his SAG card.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-first-class-2011-part-two/ on]] ''Film/XMenFirstClass''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-3x13-dark-phoenix-part-ii-the-inner-circle/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', "The Inner Circle"