History Quotes / RatedMForManly

->''"'''Whoa''', ''Jesus Christ!'' What do you load that thing with, [[DepletedPhlebotinumShells antimatter?]] RebBrown just obliterated a car -- and by the way, 2 minutes in and already Reb has been more badass than Frank Stallone was in 2 hours -- Reb Brown just annihilated a car, blew the motherfucker up [[EveryCarIsAPinto like it was hit by artillery]], but he did it with a handgun because he's ''Reb Fucking Brown''."''

->''"Whoa, Jesus Christ. What do you load that thing with, [[DepletedPhlebotinumShells antimatter?]] RebBrown just obliterated a car -- and by the way, 2 minutes in and already Reb has been more badass than Frank Stallone was in 2 hours -- Reb Brown just annihilated a car, blew the motherfucker up [[EveryCarIsAPinto like it was hit by artillery]], but he did it with a handgun because he's Reb Fucking Brown."''

->''"Picture a mugger, emerging from the darkness. What would you do? If you're like [[{{Eagleland}} most Americans]], you've already [[CrazySurvivalist played out this fantasy hundreds of times]] with each of your handguns and tactical knives. You'd attack [[TheParalyzer secret weak points of his face]], known only to you. Your strength, speed, and stamina would be made limitless by adrenaline. [[PaidHarem The mugger's ladies]] would [[ThePornomancer switch sides, flinging their bikini bottoms]] toward your spinning kicks. In fact, it's almost stupid to still be talking about this mugger since he's dead at your feet. "[[BondOneLiner That's the way of the streets]]" you might growl at his pieces before [[SexySaxMan bringing your saxophone to your lips]]. "Fwrrff!!! Hrmmm fmfffhheeeeeeeee!!"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/4-real-guides-for-killing-with-everyday-objects-2570123 "4 Everyday Items You Didn't Know Were Weapons"]]

--> A yakuza lieutenant, from ''KongohBancho, one of the manliest manga ever made.''

---> "The Phoenix on the Sword," Creator/RobertEHoward

->"Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip,]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures,]] [[RuleOfThree he punches people,]] [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!"

->''"Picture a mugger, emerging from the darkness. What would you do? If you're like [[{{Eagleland}} most Americans]], you've already [[CrazySurvivalist played out this fantasy hundreds of times]] with each of your handguns and tactical knives. You'd attack secret weak points of his face, known only to you. Your strength, speed, and stamina would be made limitless by adrenaline. The mugger's ladies would [[ThePornomancer switch sides, flinging their bikini bottoms]] toward your spinning kicks. In fact, it's almost stupid to still be talking about this mugger since he's dead at your feet. "[[BondOneLiner That's the way of the streets]]" you might growl at his pieces before [[SexySaxMan bringing your saxophone to your lips]]. "Fwrrff!!! Hrmmm fmfffhheeeeeeeee!!"''

->''"Picture a mugger, emerging from the darkness. What would you do? If you're like [[{{Eagleland}} most Americans]], you've already [[CrazySurvivalist played out this fantasy hundreds of times]] with each of your handguns and tactical knives. You'd attack secret weak points of his face, known only to you. Your strength, speed, and stamina would be made limitless by adrenaline. The mugger's ladies would [[ThePornomancer switch sides, flinging their bikini bottoms]] toward your spinning kicks. In fact, it's almost stupid to still be talking about this mugger since he's dead at your feet. "That's the way of the streets," you might growl at his pieces before bringing your saxophone to your lips. "Fwrrff!!! Hrmmm fmfffhheeeeeeeee!!"''

-->"We are men, thou and I''
-->Henry Rider Haggard, ''King Solomons Mines''

->"Franchise/IndianaJones is the epitome of what all men strive to be. He's handsome, he's intelligent, he's single, sleeps around, he's got cash, he punches people, he travels the world, he can sleep with any of his students, [[WhipItGood he uses a whip,]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he punches people, he bangs his students in the locker room, women love him, he goes on adventures,]] [[RuleOfThree he punches people,]] [[HeroInsurance he can shoot people and get away with it]], and so on!"
-->-- '''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]'''

->''"They made it evident to every man, and to the king himself not the least, that humans beings are many but men are few."''
--> -- '''Creator/{{Herodotus}}''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

->''"It is said that there are two things ubiquitous in the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]]: the standard pattern [[BeamSpam lasgun]], and a pair of steel balls."''
--> -- '''Anonymous poster on 4Chan's Traditional Games board'''

->''"At no point does the movie take itself seriously, nor is it even apologetic. It knows exactly what it is and accelerates full steam into an hour and a half of blood, guts, sex, drinking, smoking, and chugging beer out of skulls."''
--> -- [[http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/4316/review This review]] of ''DriveAngry''

-> ''"And on the day [[JamProject Masaaki Endoh]] was born, the heavens rained holy fire of manliness and guitars. Jesus himself down and proclaimed that he was the Christ of Manliness, here to bring the coming age of Manly to the world as the second son of our lord, as the human son of God himself, no middleman. Here he is, teaching us the ways of the Book of Man, which he wrote himself in the year 2012 as he kicked away the meteorite that was goin to kill us all. WE MUST LEARN FROM HIM! MASAAKI MOTHER FUCKING ENDOH!!!"''
--> --'''Website/YouTube comment on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFm7-UgobE Masaaki Endoh's cover of Sorairo Days]]'''

-->''Most people are either too enthusiastic about manliness or too dismissive of it. They think that manliness is the only virtue, and all virtue, or they think it is the last stupid stereotype, soon to be as dead as a dodo. To study it well, the trick is not to get carried away to either extreme.''
-->''Manliness'' by Harvey [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Mans]]field.

''(he draws an overly muscular, Franchise/{{Rambo}}-style rabbit)''\\
'''Rabbit:'' ''({{scream|ingWarrior}}s)'' [[NoIndoorVoice PREPARE TO FRY,]] [[LargeHam YOU INSIGNIFICANT SLUG!!!]]\\

-->''Manliness'' by Harvey [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Mansfield]]

-->''Manliness'' by Harvey [[YesReally Mansfield]]

---> "The Phoenix on the Sword," [[Creator/RobertEHoward]]

--> A yakuza lieutenant, from ''KongohBancho, one of the manliest manga ever made.''

--> A yakuza lieutenant, ''KongohBancho,''

--> --'''YouTube comment on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFm7-UgobE Masaaki Endoh's cover of Sorairo Days]]'''

->''"It is said that there are two things ubiquitous in the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]]: the standard pattern [[BeamSpam lasgun]], and a pair of steel balls."''

--> -- '''{{Herodotus}}''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

->''"It is said that there are two things ubiquitous in the [[{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]]: the standard pattern [[BeamSpam lasgun]], and a pair of [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean steel balls]]."''

--> -- '''Herodotus''' [[OlderThanTheyThink on Spartans]]

--> --'''YouTube comment on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFm7-UgobE Masaki Endoh's cover of Sorairo Days]]'''

-> "And on the day [[JamProject Masaaki Endoh]] was born, the heavens rained holy fire of manliness and guitars. Jesus himself down and proclaimed that he was the Christ of Manliness, here to bring the coming age of Manly to the world as the second son of our lord, as the human son of God himself, no middleman. Here he is, teaching us the ways of the Book of Man, which he wrote himself in the year 2012 as he kicked away the meteorite that was goin to kill us all. WE MUST LEARN FROM HIM! MASAAKI MOTHER FUCKING ENDOH!!!"

-> "And on the day [[JamProject MasaakiEndoh]] was born, the heavens rained holy fire of manliness and guitars. Jesus himself down and proclaimed that he was the Christ of Manliness, here to bring the coming age of Manly to the world as the second son of our lord, as the human son of God himself, no middleman. Here he is, teaching us the ways of the Book of Man, which he wrote himself in the year 2012 as he kicked away the meteorite that was goin to kill us all. WE MUST LEARN FROM HIM! MASAAKI MOTHER FUCKING ENDOH!!!"

->''"At no point does the movie take itself seriously, nor is it even apologetic. It knows exactly what it is and accelerates full steam into an hour and a half of blood, guts, sex, drinking, smoking, and chugging beer out of skulls.:''