History Quotes / PsychopathicManChild

-->-- ''Bill Cipher''' (pitching TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt to [[spoiler:Stanford Pines]]), ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E20WeirdmageddonPart3TakeBackTheFalls Weirdmageddon Part 3: Take Back the Falls]]"

-->-- '''[[Characters/GravityFallsBillCipher Bill Cipher]]''' (pitching TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt to [[spoiler:Stanford Pines]]), ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E20WeirdmageddonPart3TakeBackTheFalls Weirdmageddon Part 3: Take Back the Falls]]"

-->-- ''Comicbook/SwampThing'' #63, "Loose Ends (Reprise)"

->''"We're going to play, little girl. We can make-believe it's my special place. It's a small world after all... I love that song. It's so true. So true. Now, when we've finished, you mustn't tell anybody that I played with you. ''Especially'' not Mister Nimrod. He said that dirty stuff at the beginning about what [[SerialKiller we]] don't do where we eat. [[FamilyValuesVillain Wash his mouth out with soap, Momma]]. I love, you little girl. I love you to death..."''
-->--'''Nathan "Fun Land" Diskin,''' ''ComicBook/{{The Sandman|1989}}: Collectors''

->''[[Literature/AliceInWonderland Alice]] treated the Mad Hatter as if he were a small, silly child. Katrina was like a silly child, too, but in real life, a grown-up acting like a child was scary.''
-->-- ''Overnight''

->''"You are not some sort of goddess of death. [[ImmaturityInsult You are nothing more than an egotistical brat with delusions of grandeur because you're still angry that]] [[ParentalIssues your mommy hurt you in the past]]."''

->[[ShiftingVoiceOfMadness I see.]] ''[[ShiftingVoiceOfMadness I see]].'' '''[[ShiftingVoiceOfMadness I see how this works]].''' Everyone gets ''' ''their precious toys'' ''' and DOLLS ''and'' '''playthings.''' Everyone gets what they want... '''except ''ME.'' ''' Nobody '' '''likes it''' '' when ''[[LivingDollCollector I collect]]'' '''[[LivingDollCollector dolls]].''' That's how the world works, is it? '''The bullies''' ''get'' ''' ''everything'' ''' and I ''get'' nothing? You '''just get''' to take and take ''and take'' AND TAKE ''WHAT ISN'T YOURS!'' ''' ''Well I've had enough of''' things not being fair!'' I '''make''' things fair! '''You wouldn't give me back what was mine, so I forced you to share with me!''' I told you again and again I ''' ''had your''' precious'' STUFFED LION, and you didn't care ''' ''until I carved off his tail''' and [[FingerInTheMail sent it to you]]!'' And now, after I gave everything back, ''you're here'' '''trying''' to steal ''from me again'' – ME, '''[[ObliviouslyEvil the only good girl on the playground]]!''' ''[[VillainousBreakdown YOU DON'T DESERVE DOLLS]]!''
-->--'''The Hellion,''' ''Fanfic/TheLandOfWhatMightHaveBeen''

->Mommmmmyyyy! MOMMYYYY! Baby wants to FUCK! [[ClusterFBomb GET READY TO FUCK! YOU FUCKER'S FUCKER! YOU FUCKER!]] ''[slaps Dorothy across the face]'' DON'T YOU FUCKIN' LOOK AT ME!''

->"You're a child. That's what makes you so fucking scary."

->''"If you don't tell me a story, [[ShameIfSomethingHappened I'll go pay your mother and father a visit]]. ''They'd'' entertain me. Though the visit might not be so much fun for them."''
-->--'''Talon,''' ''The Ruin of Kings,'' by Jenn Lyons

->''"So you think you're the biggest monster in the room? You're not even a magician at all, are you, [[spoiler: Martin]]? You're just a little boy. That's all you are. That's all you ever were. Well, I'm sorry."''
-->--'''Alice,''' ''Literature/TheMagicians''

-->--'''Rupert Chatwin''' on The Beast, AKA [[spoiler: Martin Chatwin]], ''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]''

-->--''Literature/MurderIsEasy''

-> "''You think you can talk him out of it-- make him see reason-- but it doesn't work that way. Prince Yuebek may be like a child, but his mind works like a sharp knife. Sometimes I believe he acts the way he does to throw people off guard, to make them think he is less than what he appears. He may seem unhinged, but he is also extremely focused, Queen Talyien, and this is the important part you have to remember: he'' always ''gets what he wants. It is the only thing that matters to him.''"
--> --'''Zhu''' about '''Prince Yuebek''', ''Chronicles of the Bitch Queen'' by K.S. Villoso

->''My dad says I am such a brat.''\\
''I really can't agree with that.''\\
''My mental health is really fine,''\\
'''Gee whiz, I'm only 29!'''
-->-- ''The Gorilla Did It!'', "Tantrums"

'''Elle:''' He ''COULD'' be.

->"I'm more powerful than you can process, and I'm enslaved to a bratty child throwing a tantrum."
-->-- '''Death''' on [[{{Satan}} Lucifer]], ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

-> '''Jim''': It has been fun, though, hasn't it? This little game of ours. Playing "Jim from I.T.", playing gay — did you like that little touch with the underwear?\\
'''Sherlock''': People have died.\\
'''Jim Moriarty''': [[SuddenlyShouting THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO!!]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

->[[AC: The lady doesn't like us. Silly lady. ''[[EstablishingCharacterMoment Dead]]'' [[EstablishingCharacterMoment lady]].]]
-->--'''The Toclafane,''' ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums The Sound Of Drums]]"

->"It might help to think of the Homelander as having all the self-control of, let’s say, a fourteen-year-old."
-->--'''Creator/GarthEnnis''' on ''Series/TheBoys2019''

[[folder:Radio]]
->'''The Doctor:''' Ludo, there's something else you should know about the Toymaker. \\
'''Ludovic Comfort:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' He likes [[DeadlyGame games.]]\\
'''Ludovic Comfort:''' So he's a jolly sort of chap then, is he?\\
'''The Doctor:''' If he wins.\\
'''Ludovic Comfort:''' It's the same with all children, Doctor.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Children tend not to kill their opponents if they beat them at snakes and ladders.
-->-- AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho, ''[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho120TheMagicMousetrap The Magic Mousetrap]]''

-->--''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Realm of Chaos - The Lost And The Damned (1st ed)''

->''"I've gone through time and space so many times that I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1,000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. But, despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh? Are you laughing at me?!"''
-->-- '''King P/[[spoiler:Porky Minch]]''', ''VideoGame/Mother3''

->''"Sorry [[ComicBook/TheRiddler Eddie]], it's just that I have all these clients who aren't insecure little power-mad man children."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Catwoman}}''', ''Videogame/BatmanArkhamKnight''

-->-- '''Professor Pyg's''' {{Game Over|Man}} screen, ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''

-->--''VideoGame/Fallout3''

->''"There's old stories about gods and men, past history, into myth — where the gods, they're like children, petulant, cruel."''
-->--'''Ulysses,''' ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas: Lonesome Road''

->''"You have waylaid all his other plans. Now, as a petulant child, he will destroy the game board rather than admit defeat. Be ready for anything. He still believes himself a god, and gods do not fall gracefully."''
-->-- '''Solas''', on the Elder One, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->''"After twenty years, that spoiled young boy is a very powerful industrialist. He swore vengeance on the world of amusements and proclaimed that one day he would destroy it all! He was now a spoiled, yet bitter and eccentric man!"''
-->--'''Opening narration''', ''VideoGame/AeroTheAcrobat'', UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance port

->''When she was a girl, she toyed with nastiness and sadism. Children often grow out of this; they get hobbies. For Orin, that taste for cruelty fermented, and in a way she did find hobbies. Ones that screamed.''
-->--Item description for '''Crimson Mischief''', ''Videogame/BaldursGateIII''

[[folder:Web Comics]]
->'''Thief''': What's worse? That he urinates when he is angry or he calls it ''tinkle''?\\
'''Red Mage''': With Black Mage, it's really a menagerie of horror.

->''"Oh tiny ice cream friends! Thog delay boredom driven rampage only for you!"''

->''You could also argue that [[Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun Scaramanga’s]] whole island lair counts as an example of his arrested development. He explicitly states that he doesn’t own the island, despite his vast fortune. Instead, he lives there rent-free in return for the odd favour for his landlords, [[DirtyCommunists Red China]]. Of course, it seems like a technicality, given the millions he has likely invested, but it’s interesting that a man of Scaramanga’s age and wealth doesn’t actually own his own property. In effect, Scaramanga is living in the Bond villain equivalent of his parents’ basement. He gets a nice pad to crash in, and in return he has to occasionally take out the trash for his folks.''

->''I always look forward to hearing from [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E2VengeanceOnVaros}} Sil]], easily the strongest villainous creation to have stepped from the Creator/ColinBaker era...Sil indignantly exclaims that he is still young and I rather liked the idea that he genuinely is a repugnant little infant that has been let loose on the universe's economy, with all the bloodlust and anger that comes with it.''
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/01/antidote-to-oblivion-written-by-philip.html Joe Ford]]''' on AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho, ''Antidote to Oblivion''

->''But you know what the best part about [[Series/KamenRiderExAid Kuroto]] is? It’s not that he’s a threat. It’s not that he’s a genius. It’s not even that he’s a memelord. It’s that underneath all of that, he’s a petty, screeching child. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I am not joking here]]. Kuroto got his start as a villain back when he was a kid trying to design games for the company — and because of the even younger Emu, incidentally. As it turns out, Emu was a fan of Kuroto’s work, so much so that he sent him fan mail with his own creations. Kuroto saw those designs and thought that they were genius…and got so ''butthurt'' that he became intensely jealous of an eight-year-old and [[DisproportionateRetribution shipped him a disk infested with Bugsters]], thereby turning Emu into PatientZero ([[NiceJobFixingItVillain and ironically ensuring that he would become a Gamer Rider far stronger than Kuroto ever would]]) and eliminating the competition with a single trip to the mailbox. That. Is. '''''AMAZING'''''. Kuroto’s entire life from that moment on is about him trying to prove how talented and cool he is, but he already got beat by an elementary schooler and couldn’t handle it. And he still can’t handle it. Even if he’s a better game designer (by virtue of time and resources), [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter he’s stuck in the shadow of Emu]] because he can’t reconcile with ''not'' being the best. Hell, it’s even reflected in his Rider suit; instead of coming up with an original design, the best he can do is be a black offshoot of Emu’s Ex-Aid. Everything he does isn’t in service of asserting his control over all; [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex he just wants to get over his crippling inferiority complex]] [[ChewingTheScenery in the most bombastic way possible.]]''
-->-- '''[[http://cross-up.blogspot.com/2018/04/lets-discuss-kamen-rider-ex-aid-finale.html Cross-Up]]'''

[[folder:Web Video]]
->"[[TheCollector Fajo]] has to hit just the right tone: he has to have a sense of menace to him, but also a sense of playfulness. He has to hit somewhere in between a [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Trelane]] and a [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Dukat]], if you will. You need to see this ''jolly'' sort of character, this excitable little boy, almost, who is nevertheless a very dangerous and cunning individual, and I think Creator/SaulRubinek hit that note just right.
-->-- '''Website/SFDebris''' on ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration, [[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E22TheMostToys}} "The Most Toys"]]

->"But you don't understand! The Legendary Super Saiyan is motivated by a crying infant! He is a literal giant fucking baby!"
-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' "[[Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedM11 Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan]]"

->'''Zant:''' Is there cake? I smell cake. \\
'''Ghirahim:''' I... just finished eating when you called.\\
'''Zant:''' [[MoodWhiplash Then I must dig it out of your desecrated corpse...]]
-->-- Bourbon Dodongo's ''Zant and Ghirahim'', episode 1 ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8lwYd4UyE mirror]])

->'''Screenwriter:''' ...And then we're gonna finally meet this Russian oligarch, and kind of figure out what his evil plan is.\\

'''Screenwriter:''' Exactly, and he's actually dying, so he's kind of like, "Well, might as well take out the whole world with me as I go out."\\

-->-- WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings for ''Film/{{Tenet}}''

->"A childhood is a terrible thing to lose, Ms. Lane. But I'm getting mine back... ''with a vengeance''."
-->-- '''Winslow Schott, Jr./The Toyman''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Fun And Games"

->"A party that never ends with a host that never dies! No more restrictions! No more laws!"
-->--'''[[Characters/GravityFallsBillCipher Bill Cipher]]''' (pitching TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt to [[spoiler:Stanford Pines]]), ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

-->--'''Heidi Holland''', ''Dinner with Mugabe''

'''Franz Oberhauser/[[spoiler:Ernst Stavro Blofeld]]:''' You probably know that [[Film/JamesBond James]] here lost his parents when he was young. But did you ''know'' that it was my father who helped him through this difficult time? Over the course of two winters, he taught him to ski, and climb, and hunt. He soothed the wounds of the poor little blue-eyed orphan. Asked me to treat him as a brother. My little brother. They formed quite an [[LikeASonToMe attachment]].\\
'''James Bond:''' So, [[{{Patricide}} you killed him]].\\

'''Oberhauser/[[spoiler:Blofeld]]:''' Yes, I did. ''[to Swann]'' You know what happens when a [[AnimalMetaphor cuckoo hatches]] [[CainAndAbel inside another bird's nest]]?\\

->"So he's like a child with superhuman capabilities. And really, there's nothing more pure and cruel as a child."
-->-- '''Jet Black''' on '''Mad Pierrot''', ''Anime/CowboyBebop''

->"You're not a grown man taking control of things! You're a child throwing a tantrum!"

--> '''Zhu''' on '''Prince Yuebek''', ''Chronicles of the Bitch Queen'' by K.S. Villoso

-->-- '''King P''', ''VideoGame/Mother3''

-->--'''Nathan "Fun Land" Diskin,''' ''ComicBook/TheSandman: Collectors''

->"A childhood is a terrible thing to lose, Ms. Lane. But I'm getting mine back WITH A VENGEANCE!"
-->-- '''Toy Man''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''

'''Zant:''' [[MoodWhiplash Then I must dig it out of your desecrated corpse...]]\\

--> Bourbon Dodongo's ''Zant and Ghirahim'', episode 1 ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8lwYd4UyE mirror]])

'''Frank Nitti:''' No, you ''can[='=]t!'' This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick!

->''"So you think you're the biggest monster in the room? You're not even a magician at all, are you, Martin? You're just a little boy. That's all you are. That's all you ever were. Well, I'm sorry."''

->'''The Lone Wanderer:''' Let these people go. There's no reason to [[LotusEaterMachine keep them here]].\\
'''Stanislaus Braun:''' Oh, but there is! [[ItAmusedMe They continue to amuse me]]. That is purpose enough for their lives, don't you think? You are serving the same purpose after all. I do enjoy having someone new to play with...

->''"There's old stories about gods and men, past history, into myth — where [[JerkassGods the gods]], they're like children, petulant, cruel."''

->'''Connor Rooney''': I can look after myself.\\
'''Frank Nitti''': No, you '''can't!'' This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick!

-> '''Jim''': It has been fun, though, hasn't it? This little game of ours. Playing "Jim from I.T.", playing gay--did you like that little touch with the underwear?\\

->''"There's old stories about gods and men, past history, into myth - where [[JerkassGods the gods]], they're like children, petulant, cruel."''

->''But you know what the best part about [[Series/KamenRiderExAid Kuroto]] is? It’s not that he’s a threat. It’s not that he’s a genius. It’s not even that he’s a memelord. It’s that underneath all of that, he’s a petty, screeching child. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I am not joking here]]. Kuroto got his start as a villain back when he was a kid trying to design games for the company -- and because of the even younger Emu, incidentally. As it turns out, Emu was a fan of Kuroto’s work, so much so that he sent him fan mail with his own creations. Kuroto saw those designs and thought that they were genius…and got so ''butthurt'' that he became intensely jealous of an eight-year-old and [[DisproportionateRetribution shipped him a disk infested with Bugsters]], thereby turning Emu into PatientZero ([[NiceJobFixingItVillain and ironically ensuring that he would become a Gamer Rider far stronger than Kuroto ever would]]) and eliminating the competition with a single trip to the mailbox. That. Is. '''''AMAZING'''''. Kuroto’s entire life from that moment on is about him trying to prove how talented and cool he is, but he already got beat by an elementary schooler and couldn’t handle it. And he still can’t handle it. Even if he’s a better game designer (by virtue of time and resources), [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter he’s stuck in the shadow of Emu]] because he can’t reconcile with ''not'' being the best. Hell, it’s even reflected in his Rider suit; instead of coming up with an original design, the best he can do is be a black offshoot of Emu’s Ex-Aid. Everything he does isn’t in service of asserting his control over all; [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex he just wants to get over his crippling inferiority complex]] [[ChewingTheScenery in the most bombastic way possible.]]''

->''But you know what the best part about Kuroto is? It’s not that he’s a threat. It’s not that he’s a genius. It’s not even that he’s a memelord. It’s that underneath all of that, he’s a petty, screeching child. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I am not joking here]]. Kuroto got his start as a villain back when he was a kid trying to design games for the company -- and because of the even younger Emu, incidentally. As it turns out, Emu was a fan of Kuroto’s work, so much so that he sent him fan mail with his own creations. Kuroto saw those designs and thought that they were genius…and got so ''butthurt'' that he became intensely jealous of an eight-year-old and [[DisproportionateRetribution shipped him a disk infested with Bugsters]], thereby turning Emu into PatientZero ([[NiceJobFixingItVillain and ironically ensuring that he would become a Gamer Rider far stronger than Kuroto ever would]]) and eliminating the competition with a single trip to the mailbox. That. Is. '''''AMAZING'''''. Kuroto’s entire life from that moment on is about him trying to prove how talented and cool he is, but he already got beat by an elementary schooler and couldn’t handle it. And he still can’t handle it. Even if he’s a better game designer (by virtue of time and resources), [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter he’s stuck in the shadow of Emu]] because he can’t reconcile with ''not'' being the best. Hell, it’s even reflected in his Rider suit; instead of coming up with an original design, the best he can do is be a black offshoot of Emu’s Ex-Aid. Everything he does isn’t in service of asserting his control over all; [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex he just wants to get over his crippling inferiority complex]] [[ChewingTheScenery in the most bombastic way possible.]]''