Quotes: Psychopathic Manchild

Thief: What's worse? That he urinates when he is angry or he calls it tinkle?
Red Mage: With Black Mage, it's really a menagerie of horror. I can't keep track of more.

Dressing up the judge, killing Rogers when he was chopping up sticks, drugging Mrs. Rogers so that she overslept herself, arranging for a bumblebee when Miss Brent died! It's like a horrible child playing a game.
Vera Claythorne, And Then There Were None

Tick was a kind man. He was a supremely innocent person, one who had no business associating with the mafia. But he had one talent: He was very, very good at hurting and torturing people.

Mommy! Mommy! Baby wants to fuck!
— Frank Booth, Blue Velvet

Who wants to play?
We here to crush!
Go tank! Go tank!
VROOOOM!
Huhuhuh... he go bye-bye...
Here I coo-oome!
Make him look funny.
I break all my toys!
CRUSH THEM!

Ouch! That hurts!
They're picking on me!
I just wanted to play...

Your butthole is ironic!
Kim Jong-un after shooting a henchman in the ass, The Interview

So he's like a child with superhuman capabilites. And really, there's nothing more pure and cruel as a child.
Jet Black talking about Mad Pierrot

Bob: He's not a toy, Elle.
Elle: He COULD be...
Heroes

You're a child. That's what makes you so fucking scary.
Nicholas Garrigan to Idi Amin, The Last King of Scotland

Oh tiny ice cream friends! Thog delay boredom driven rampage only for you!

Alice treated the Mad Hatter as if he were a small, silly child. Katrina was like a silly child, too, but in real life, a grown-up acting like a child was scary.
— Overnight

"HeLlO. WoUlD yOu cOmE oVeR hERe?"

I'll kill you all, you fucking mice! *breaks down sobbing* Dad...
Luigi Largo, Repo! The Genetic Opera

Connor Rooney: I can look after myself.
Frank Nitti: No, you can't! This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick!

Jim Moriarty: It has been fun, though, hasn't it? This little game of ours. Playing Jim from IT, playing gay...did you like that little touch with the underwear?
Sherlock Holmes: People have died.
Jim Moriarty: That's what people DO!

"A childhood is a terrible thing to lose, Ms. Lane. But I'm getting mine back WITH A VENGEANCE!"

"Lucifer is a bratty child throwing a temper tantrum."
Death, Supernatural

"You're nothing but a sad little boy, Warren. But it's time you grow up and pay for what you've done."
Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I think I know you, Teatime. You're the mad kid they're all scared of, right? The giggling excitable one even the bullies never touched because if they did he went insane and kicked and bit. The kid who didn't know the difference between chucking a stone at a cat and setting it on fire."
Susan Sto Helit, Hogfather

"I've gone through time and space so many times that I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1,000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. But, despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh? Are you laughing at me?!"
King Porky, Mother3

Paulie Skinner could sleep forever. This leave had been that long in coming. It'd been due after Gotham, but nooooo: they needed a napalm specialist in Honduras training Contras, and he was it. Finally then, home to Connecticut; mom; his old room; that old peach tree outside...as his mother tucks him in, the killer sighs. Slippering softly from the room, she says she'll bring him cocoa later, if he's still awake, and the killer says "Thanks, ma."
Swamp Thing #63, "Loose Ends (Reprise)"