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Trope misuse. Cr1tikal drops F bombs a lot so I don\'t see how this is special.


->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''

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->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] FUCK these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''

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->''WHAT ARE YOU!?''

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->''WHAT ->''[[WhatTheHellAreYou WHAT ARE YOU!?''YOU!?]]''



->''(Pokemon) HAVE A [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillory PILLORY]]''
-->-'''Text displayed when sending a Pokemon back to its ball.'''

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->''(Pokemon) ->''(Pokémon) HAVE A [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillory PILLORY]]''
-->-'''Text displayed when sending a Pokemon Pokémon back to its ball.'''



-->-'''Faulkner'''

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-->-'''Faulkner'''
-->-'''Falkner'''



-->'''A screen that occasionally pops up, often after a glitch has been encountered. It's supposed to be telling you to play the game on a Game Boy Color (as opposed to a regular Game Boy), but TranslationTrainWreck is in full force here.'''

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-->'''A screen that occasionally pops up, often after a glitch has been encountered. It's supposed to be telling you to play the game on a Game Boy Color (as opposed to a regular Game Boy), but TranslationTrainWreck TranslationTrainwreck is in full force here.'''



-->-'''Quote after a Pokemon can't use a move due to paralysis'''

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-->-'''Quote after a Pokemon Pokémon can't use a move due to paralysis'''



->''DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS''

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->''DON'T ->'' [[DontLookAtMe DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS''ALWAYS]]''



-->'''A Pokemon trainer that you meet a little before you get to Xiaojin. Visiting the Xiaojin PCC is likely to crash your game'''

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-->'''A Pokemon Pokémon trainer that you meet a little before you get to Xiaojin. Visiting the Xiaojin PCC is likely to crash your game'''



-->'''Pokemon School Student'''

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-->'''Pokemon -->'''Pokémon School Student'''



-->'''NPC Pokemon Trainer'''

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-->'''NPC Pokemon Pokémon Trainer'''



-->-'''NPC in a Pokemon center'''

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-->-'''NPC in a Pokemon center'''
Pokémon Center'''



-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''YouTube -->-'''[=YouTube=] comment'''



-->-'''YouTube comment'''

->''Things that Sprout Tower has been called:''

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-->-'''YouTube -->-'''[=YouTube=] comment'''

->''Things ->''[[IHaveManyNames Things that Sprout Tower has been called:''called:]]''



-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''YouTube -->-'''[=YouTube=] comment'''



-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''[=YouTube=] comment'''

->''[[IntentionalEngrishForFunny Tortoise pot makes me so high my sputa will flow like volcano back meat. I am the trashy man]]''



->''[[ZeroWingrish Tortoise pot makes me so high my sputa will flow like volcano back meat. I am the trashy man]]''
-->-'''YouTube comment'''



-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''YouTube -->-'''[=YouTube=] comment'''



-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->-'''YouTube comment'''

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-->'''-YouTube comment'''

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-->'''-YouTube -->'''-[=YouTube=] comment'''



-->'''-YouTube comment'''

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-->'''-YouTube -->'''-[=YouTube=] comment'''



[[PlotTwist ...COACH]]

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[[PlotTwist ...[[BrickJoke ...COACH]]
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but wait, there\'s more!


->"Aw man, this game's bringin' the nostalgia right back! How could I forget the first time I ever met Professor Oak? Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, how could I have been so rude? I meant to call him by his preferred name: [[DubNameChange Elf Monster]]. He literally demands that not just me, but everyone call him... ''Elf Monster!'' I... I couldn't make this sh█ up! I couldn't make this sh█ up if I tried. I am sad that I lack the ''talent'' to make this sh█ up!"

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->"Aw man, this game's bringin' the nostalgia right back! How could I forget the first time I ever met Professor Oak? Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, how could I have been so rude? I meant to call him by his preferred name: [[DubNameChange Elf Monster]]. He literally demands that not just me, but everyone call him... ''Elf Monster!'' I... I couldn't make this sh█ shit up! I couldn't make this sh█ shit up if I tried. I am sad that I lack the ''talent'' to make this sh█ shit up!"



->''HOLY F█KING JESUS, GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN''

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->''HOLY F█KING FUCKING JESUS, GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN''



->''The translations are way to literal; putting something into your pocket = f█king said item.''
->''Putting penis into vagina''

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->''The translations are way to literal; putting something into your pocket = f█king fucking said item.''
->''Putting penis into vagina''vagina''



->''"Ah! Machine! Lately girls like to do it too. You do it too!"''

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->''"Ah! Machine! Lately Lately girls like to do it too. You do it too!"''



->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the [[PrecisionFStrike F█K]] these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's f█king "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the f█k ahead and sh█ in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''

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->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the [[PrecisionFStrike F█K]] FUCK]] these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's f█king fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the f█k fuck ahead and sh█ shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''
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->''(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL [[PrecisionFStrike F█K]]''

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->''(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL [[PrecisionFStrike F█K]]''FUCK]]''
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->''I AM... I AM A MONSTER''

->''COACH''

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->''I AM... I AM A MONSTER''

->''COACH''
->''DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS''



->''DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS''
-->-'''Silver'''
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MN/AF/NI


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->''AF [time] MBAD! SLEEP TOO LATE''

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->''AF
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->''[MN/AF/NI][[note]]MN: 4 AM - 8 AM; AF: 9AM - 5 PM; NI: 6 PM - 4 AM[[/note]]
[time] MBAD! SLEEP TOO LATE''



->''(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]''

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->''(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]''F█K]]''



->"Aw man, this game's bringin' the nostalgia right back! How could I forget the first time I ever met Professor Oak? Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, how could I have been so rude? I meant to call him by his preferred name: [[DubNameChange Elf Monster]]. He literally demands that not just me, but everyone call him... ''Elf Monster!'' I... I couldn't make this shit up! I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I am sad that I lack the ''talent'' to make this shit up!"

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->"Aw man, this game's bringin' the nostalgia right back! How could I forget the first time I ever met Professor Oak? Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, how could I have been so rude? I meant to call him by his preferred name: [[DubNameChange Elf Monster]]. He literally demands that not just me, but everyone call him... ''Elf Monster!'' I... I couldn't make this shit sh█ up! I couldn't make this shit sh█ up if I tried. I am sad that I lack the ''talent'' to make this shit sh█ up!"



->''HOLY FUCKING JESUS, GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN''

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->''HOLY FUCKING F█KING JESUS, GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN''



->''The translations are way to literal; putting something into your pocket = fucking said item.''

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->''The translations are way to literal; putting something into your pocket = fucking f█king said item.''



->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''

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->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] F█K]] these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking f█king "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the fuck f█k ahead and shit sh█ in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''
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->''CAN'T NAKE? SOLVED BY FIST!''

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->''CAN'T NAKE? [[TalkToTheFist SOLVED BY FIST!''FIST!]]''
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->''ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR YEDONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ''
-->'''-YouTube comment'''
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->'' I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE! ''

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->'' I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE [[ThePigpen TRASHY MAN. MAN.]] IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! [[ThisIsUnforgivable UNPARDONABLE!]] YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE! ''



->''A ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT''

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->''A ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER [[MysteryMeat VOLCANO BAKEMEAT''BAKEMEAT]]''



->''(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL FUCK''

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->''(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL FUCK''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]''



->''WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY.''

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->''WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER EVEN IF [[ReluctantPsycho WE ARE CRAZY.CRAZY]].''



->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the FUCK these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''

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->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the FUCK [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."''
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->''AF [time] MBAD! SLEEP TOO LATE

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->''AF [time] MBAD! SLEEP TOO LATELATE''
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->''AF [time] MBAD! SLEEP TOO LATE
--> '''-The first words you'll see in the game'''. It only gets worse.

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->''CAN'T NAKE? SOLVED BY FIST!''
-->-'''A Black Belt NPC'''

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[[IAmAMonster I AM A MONSTER]] [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope COACH]]]]

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[[IAmAMonster I AM A MONSTER]] [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope COACH]]]]
MONSTER]]
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->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the FUCK these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language. They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND", you can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."

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->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the FUCK these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language. language? They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND", you UNDERSTAND"?! You can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do." "''

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->''You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the FUCK these characters are saying to me in their cryptic, disruptive language. They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammar; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND", you can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."
-->'''Cr1tikal when an ingame character claims something is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"'''

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-->-'''An NPC who is apparently trying to turn you into a drug dealer'''

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-->-'''An NPC -->-'''Jasmine, who is apparently trying to turn you into a drug dealer'''


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-> ''YOU MUST STAND TO DEFEAT THE GUY. AND I DON'T LIKE THE ACTOR'S LINES!''
-->-'''Silver, [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaking the fourth wall]] in the hammiest way possible'''
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[[IAmAMonster I AM A MONSTER]]

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[[IAmAMonster I AM A MONSTER]]
MONSTER]] [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope COACH]]]]
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->"Aw man, this game's bringin' the nostalgia right back! How could I forget the first time I ever met Professor Oak? Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, how could I have been so rude? I meant to call him by his preferred name: [[DubNameChange Elf Monster]]. He literally demands that not just me, but everyone call him... ''Elf Monster!'' I... I couldn't make this shit up! I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I am sad that I lack the ''talent'' to make this shit up!"
-->- '''WebVideo/JonTron'''
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-> ''FISHING! FISHIN! WIN! WIN!''

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-> ''FISHING! FISHIN! FISHING! WIN! WIN!''
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-> ''FISHING! FISHIN! WIN! WIN!''
-->-'''An NPC trainer'''
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->''WROTE STATUS TO ELF REPORT. THE REPORT ABOUT OTHER EXPLORATIONS ARE BEING WRITTEN WRITE FROM THE TOP, AREN'T IT? NOW WE ARE WRITING THE REPORT. (Player)! WRITE THE REPORT!''
-->'''Text shown when saving the game'''

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->''WROTE STATUS TO ELF ELF' REPORT. FOLLOWING THE REPORT ABOVE WRITE ON AREN'T IT? NOW WE ARE WRITING THE REPORT. (Player)! WRITE THE REPORT''[[note]]Regular[[/note]]
->''WROTE STATUS TO ELF'
REPORT. THE REPORT ABOUT OTHER EXPLORATIONS ARE BEING WRITTEN WRITE FROM THE TOP, AREN'T IT? NOW WE ARE WRITING THE REPORT. (Player)! WRITE THE REPORT!''
-->'''Text
REPORT''[[note]]Overwriting a different save[[/note]]
-->'''Texts
shown when saving the game'''
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->''So, what would [=HeHe=] evolve into? [=TeHeHe=]?''

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->''So, what would [=HeHe=] evolve into? [=TeHeHe=]?''[=TeHeHe=]?''[[note]]It doesn't.[[/note]]
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->'' GO TO THE ELF'S WORLD WELCOME! EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER

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->'' GO ->''GO TO THE ELF'S WORLD WELCOME! EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTERMONSTER''
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I have a legitimate physical copy of Crystal. That is not an antipiracy screen, but rather one that is telling you that the game doesn\'t work on monochrome Game Boys. I have no idea what makes it appear after a glitch in emulated copies of Viet Crystal.


-->'''What the game tells you if you are using a pirated copy or an emulator, supposingly to tell you to play it legitmately on a game (betting is a game) boy."'

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-->'''What the game tells you if you are using -->'''A screen that occasionally pops up, often after a pirated copy or an emulator, supposingly glitch has been encountered. It's supposed to tell be telling you to play it legitmately the game on a game (betting Game Boy Color (as opposed to a regular Game Boy), but TranslationTrainWreck is a game) boy."'
in full force here.'''
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->''A ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT''
-->'''Description of foodstuffs in the PC's house'''

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-->'''Some kind of error screen shown after the game crashes'''

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-->'''Some kind of error screen shown after -->'''What the game crashes'''
tells you if you are using a pirated copy or an emulator, supposingly to tell you to play it legitmately on a game (betting is a game) boy."'
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-> ''THE BURNT TOWER WAS BURNT OFF [[CaptainObvious BY FIRE]].''
-->- '''Signpost in front of the Burned Tower, Ecutreak City'''
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-> ''THE TOWER IS BUILT FOR POCKET MONSTERS TO PRACTISE BUDDHISM''
--> -'''An NPC in the Bellsprout Tower'''

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->''Y'S=AC? Mother of God. This is the mathematical formula we needed to solve world hunger! Its makes so much sense now! Yen(Cost)to the apostrophe of SupplementxS = AIR CONDITIONING Thank you Vietnamese game!''

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->''Y'S=AC? Mother of God. This is the mathematical formula we needed to solve world hunger! Its makes so much sense now! Yen(Cost)to the apostrophe of SupplementxS [=SupplementxS=] = AIR CONDITIONING Thank CONDITIONING''
->''Thank
you Vietnamese game!''

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