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Quotes: Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal
I AM...

I AM A MONSTER


GO TO THE ELF'S WORLD WELCOME! EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER
-Professor Oak

I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
-Silver

A ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
Description of foodstuffs in the PC's house

I AM A MONSTER COACH, THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD.
-Silver

I AM SO UNWILLING TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE! GOODBYE!
-Various NPC's at the end of a phone conversation

WHAT ARE YOU!?
-Rocket Grunt after being defeated

HIT TO KEY!
-Text displayed when you get a critical hit

(Pokemon) HAVE A PILLORY
-Text displayed when sending a Pokemon back to its ball.

OUCONG SAYS: FEARFUL!
-Quote after talking to a Farfetch'd NPC

LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY
-A Pidgey NPC

I TAKE A FANCY TO THE STRONG WINNER.
-Silver

GET ANGRY AS SOON AS THINKING THIS, YES, OUR LOVE MUST BECOME STRENGTH.
-Silver

THEY WERE FLUTTERING IN THE SKY, MAKING THE SKY MAGNIFICENT. I LET THE WORLDLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THEIR GRANDNESS!
-Faulkner

BULLET GIVEN BY BET-BOY. GIVEN BY BET-BOY CAN USE
A screen that occasionally pops up, often after a glitch has been encountered. It's supposed to be telling you to play the game on a Game Boy Color (as opposed to a regular Game Boy), but Translation Train Wreck is in full force here.

CAN'T DO!
-Quote after a Pokemon can't use a move due to paralysis

(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL FUCK
-Quote after obtaining an item

I AM... I AM A MONSTER

COACH
-Silver

DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS
-Silver

HAVE YOU GONE TO XIAOJIN? MANY CHANGES IN ELF CENTER FRIGHTEN YOU?
A Pokemon trainer that you meet a little before you get to Xiaojin. Visiting the Xiaojin PCC is likely to crash your game

(Player) PULL THE POWER SUPPLY OUT
-Quote when the player turns on the PC, ironically enough

THE MONSTERS, AS THE PEOPLE, ONLY LIVES, SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN, I HAD TASTED EVERYTHING, I FELT SAD. AS YOUR PREDECESSOR, I SHOULD TEACH YOU. BEFORE YOUR WERE BORN, I HAS BEEN TOGETHER WITH MONSTERS. BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SPIRIT NOT TO LOSE ABSOLUTELY, WHETHER OR NO, AND WE ARE CALLED "WINTRY POPLAR AND WILLOW" TO SEE MY MIGHT
Pryce

SEND MY FAVORITE POCKET MONASTER TO THE GIRL SIDEWARD.
Pokemon School Student

WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY.
NPC Pokemon Trainer

CRAZY MAKES WEAKENED!
NPC Pokemon Trainer

WROTE STATUS TO ELF' REPORT. FOLLOWING THE REPORT ABOVE WRITE ON AREN'T IT? NOW WE ARE WRITING THE REPORT. (Player)! WRITE THE REPORTnote 
WROTE STATUS TO ELF' REPORT. THE REPORT ABOUT OTHER EXPLORATIONS ARE BEING WRITTEN WRITE FROM THE TOP, AREN'T IT? NOW WE ARE WRITING THE REPORT. (Player)! WRITE THE REPORTnote 
Texts shown when saving the game

THIS WAS THE THING ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO. THE GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS. BUT HE WHO IS UNJUST IS DOOMED TO DESTRUCTION, A YOUTH'S ACTION DISMISSED THEM.
-NPC in a Pokemon center

WENT THROUGH CAVE JUST NOW. STILL SPIRITFUL.
-An NPC standing outside of a cave

YOU HAD GAINED MONATERS FROM GRADUATE SCHOOL, BUT YOU ARE SO WEAK. IT'S A GREAT PITY. WHAT, WHAT DO YOU SAY ME?. YOU DON'T KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING TO DO. I HAVE GOOD MONSTER,WHAT'S THE MATTER I TELL YOU
-Silver

IT IS SAID THERE IS A SPIRIT IN THE FOREST. DON'T SERVE THE DEVIL!
-NPC

IN THE SIDE IF THE SEA THERE IS A GOOD DRUGSHOP. BUT I DON'T LEAVE XIAODENG. AH I HAVE A REQUEST. DON'T YOU TAKE THE DRUG FOR ME?
-An NPC who is apparently trying to turn you into a drug dealer

ON THE WAY TO DUANYE ISLES, BAD CHILD WILL BE BOUGHT HERE.
-An NPC who desperately needs to be reported the the Child Protective Services

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN IN THE WORLD, SAVVY AND NOSAVVY WHAT KIND OF YOU?
-An NPC trainer

WIN!!
-An NPC trainer

THE BURNT TOWER WAS BURNT OFF BY FIRE.
- Signpost in front of the Burned Tower, Ecutreak City

WEI! YOU CAN'T THROW THE BUTT CASUALLY

WAVE IS SMALL. MAY IS URF?
-Quote for when you use Surf outside of battle

YOU CAN SLIDE FREELY EVERYWHERE WANT TO BUY BIKE, GO TO MIRACLE BIKE STORE
-Sign in front of the bike shop

THE TOWER IS BUILT FOR POCKET MONSTERS TO PRACTISE BUDDHISM
-An NPC in the Bellsprout Tower

FISHING! FISHING! WIN! WIN!
-An NPC trainer

PIKAQ!

As a lover of Engrish, I'm laughing.
As a lover of Pokemon I'm Crying.
-YouTube comment

Have you heard about the new Pixar movie? Monaters Inc.?
-YouTube comment

Things that Sprout Tower has been called:
MADAPO TOWER (Town gate guy)
BAIMING TOWER (Tower sign)
BM TOWER (Area text)
MADASIMUMI TOWER (Lady inside tower)
-YouTube comment

So, what would HeHe evolve into? TeHeHe?note 
-YouTube comment

Y'S=AC? Mother of God. This is the mathematical formula we needed to solve world hunger! Its makes so much sense now! Yen(Cost)to the apostrophe of SupplementxS = AIR CONDITIONING
Thank you Vietnamese game!
-YouTube comment

"Went through the cave just now. Still spiritful" Sounds like a facebook status :P
-YouTube comment

"I will be rude to you if you disturb our work."
HOLY FUCKING JESUS, GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN
-YouTube comment

The translations are way to literal; putting something into your pocket = fucking said item.
Putting penis into vagina
Item into pocket
-YouTube comment

"NO STRENGTH TO CRY"
It's so sick, it can't even cry. Depressing, man.
-YouTube comment

Wait, so bubble is "Birdah"? Does that mean that Bambi isn't really trying to say Bird, but just trying to use Bubble to make Thumper go away?
-YouTube comment

kangaskhan = gelu. graveler = gelu. golbat = gelu.
...
-YouTube comment

"Ah! Machine! Lately girls like to do it too. You do it too!"
...I think she just offered you a vibrator.
-YouTube comment


...COACH

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