I AM... I AM A MONSTER
GO TO THE ELF'S WORLD WELCOME! EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER
I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
A ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
Description of foodstuffs in the PC's house
I AM A MONSTER COACH, THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD.
I AM SO UNWILLING TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE! GOODBYE!
-Various NPC's at the end of a phone conversation
WHAT ARE YOU!?
-Rocket Grunt after being defeated
HIT TO KEY!
-Text displayed when you get a critical hit
(Pokemon) HAVE A PILLORY
-Text displayed when sending a Pokemon back to its ball.
OUCONG SAYS: FEARFUL!
-Quote after talking to a Farfetch'd NPC
LITTLE STRAWBERRY ME BABY
-A Pidgey NPC
I TAKE A FANCY TO THE STRONG WINNER.
GET ANGRY AS SOON AS THINKING THIS, YES, OUR LOVE MUST BECOME STRENGTH.
THEY WERE FLUTTERING IN THE SKY, MAKING THE SKY MAGNIFICENT. I LET THE WORLDLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THEIR GRANDNESS!
BULLET GIVEN BY BET-BOY. GIVEN BY BET-BOY CAN USE
A screen that occasionally pops up, often after a glitch has been encountered. It's supposed to be telling you to play the game on a Game Boy Color (as opposed to a regular Game Boy), but Translation Train Wreck is in full force here.
-Quote after a Pokemon can't use a move due to paralysis
(Player)!(Item) BAG/POCKET/BALL FUCK
-Quote after obtaining an item
I AM... I AM A MONSTER
DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS
HAVE YOU GONE TO XIAOJIN? MANY CHANGES IN ELF CENTER FRIGHTEN YOU?
A Pokemon trainer that you meet a little before you get to Xiaojin. Visiting the Xiaojin PCC is likely to crash your game
(Player) PULL THE POWER SUPPLY OUT
-Quote when the player turns on the PC, ironically enough
THE MONSTERS, AS THE PEOPLE, ONLY LIVES, SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN, I HAD TASTED EVERYTHING, I FELT SAD. AS YOUR PREDECESSOR, I SHOULD TEACH YOU. BEFORE YOUR WERE BORN, I HAS BEEN TOGETHER WITH MONSTERS. BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SPIRIT NOT TO LOSE ABSOLUTELY, WHETHER OR NO, AND WE ARE CALLED "WINTRY POPLAR AND WILLOW" TO SEE MY MIGHT
SEND MY FAVORITE POCKET MONASTER TO THE GIRL SIDEWARD.
Pokemon School Student
WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY.
NPC Pokemon Trainer
CRAZY MAKES WEAKENED!
NPC Pokemon Trainer
WROTE STATUS TO ELF REPORT. THE REPORT ABOUT OTHER EXPLORATIONS ARE BEING WRITTEN WRITE FROM THE TOP, AREN'T IT? NOW WE ARE WRITING THE REPORT. (Player)! WRITE THE REPORT!
Text shown when saving the game
THIS WAS THE THING ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO. THE GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS. BUT HE WHO IS UNJUST IS DOOMED TO DESTRUCTION, A YOUTH'S ACTION DISMISSED THEM.
-NPC in a Pokemon center
WENT THROUGH CAVE JUST NOW. STILL SPIRITFUL.
-An NPC standing outside of a cave
YOU HAD GAINED MONATERS FROM GRADUATE SCHOOL, BUT YOU ARE SO WEAK. IT'S A GREAT PITY. WHAT, WHAT DO YOU SAY ME?. YOU DON'T KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING TO DO. I HAVE GOOD MONSTER,WHAT'S THE MATTER I TELL YOU
IT IS SAID THERE IS A SPIRIT IN THE FOREST. DON'T SERVE THE DEVIL!
IN THE SIDE IF THE SEA THERE IS A GOOD DRUGSHOP. BUT I DON'T LEAVE XIAODENG. AH I HAVE A REQUEST. DON'T YOU TAKE THE DRUG FOR ME?
-An NPC who is apparently trying to turn you into a drug dealer
ON THE WAY TO DUANYE ISLES, BAD CHILD WILL BE BOUGHT HERE.
-An NPC who desperately needs to be reported the the Child Protective Services
-An NPC trainer
THE BURNT TOWER WAS BURNT OFF BY FIRE.
- Signpost in front of the Burned Tower, Ecutreak City
WEI! YOU CAN'T THROW THE BUTT CASUALLY
-An NPC trainer who likes big butts and he cannot lie
WAVE IS SMALL. MAY IS URF?
-Quote for when you use Surf outside of battle
YOU CAN SLIDE FREELY EVERYWHERE WANT TO BUY BIKE, GO TO MIRACLE BIKE STORE
-Sign in front of the bike shop
THE TOWER IS BUILT FOR POCKET MONSTERS TO PRACTISE BUDDHISM
-An NPC in the Bellsprout Tower
As a lover of Engrish, I'm laughing.
As a lover of Pokemon I'm Crying.
Have you heard about the new Pixar movie? Monaters Inc.?
Things that Sprout Tower has been called:
MADAPO TOWER (Town gate guy)
BAIMING TOWER (Tower sign)
BM TOWER (Area text)
MADASIMUMI TOWER (Lady inside tower)
So, what would HeHe evolve into? TeHeHe?
Y'S=AC? Mother of God. This is the mathematical formula we needed to solve world hunger! Its makes so much sense now! Yen(Cost)to the apostrophe of SupplementxS = AIR CONDITIONING
Thank you Vietnamese game!
"Went through the cave just now. Still spiritful" Sounds like a facebook status :P
"I will be rude to you if you disturb our work."
HOLY FUCKING JESUS, GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN
The translations are way to literal; putting something into your pocket = fucking said item.
Putting penis into vagina
Item into pocket
Tortoise pot makes me so high my sputa will flow like volcano back meat. I am the trashy man
"NO STRENGTH TO CRY"
It's so sick, it can't even cry. Depressing, man.
Wait, so bubble is "Birdah"? Does that mean that Bambi isn't really trying to say Bird, but just trying to use Bubble to make Thumper go away?
kangaskhan = gelu. graveler = gelu. golbat = gelu.
"Ah! Machine! Lately girls like to do it too. You do it too!"
...I think she just offered you a vibrator.