History Quotes / PeaceThroughSuperiorFirepower

->''Nostalgia Critic: [[{{LetMeGetThisStraight}} Did Superman just say that he's going to rid the world of nuclear weapons by himself, whether the governments are unwilling to or not]]?''
->''Linkara(nodding): Uh-huh.''
->''Critic: And everyone's okay with this?''
->''Linkara: They are, Critic. Which means it's time to play "International Politics"! Alright, Nostalgia Critic! You're Israel, a country surrounded on all sides by enemies who would happily see you wiped off the map! However, the only thing keeping them at bay is your nuclear arsenal! Now Superman comes in and says he's gonna take that arsenal away! What do you do?''
->''Critic: Um, tell him to hump my ass?''
->''Linkara: Oh, I'm sorry, Critic, the correct answer was "applaud wildly"!''
->''Critic: Dammit!''
->''Linkara: Next question, and this one's for the game! You're the Soviet Union. You're engaged in a Cold War against the United States, and the fear of mutually assured destruction via nuclear weapons is the only thing that keeps you and the US from engaging in combat with conventional weapons! Suddenly, Superman comes along and says he's gonna take away all your nuclear weapons! What do you do?''
->''Critic: Ooh, I know! I know! Applaud wildly!''
->''Linkara: That is correct! You won the grand prize, Critic! You get to continue watching this crap!''
->''Critic: Dammit!''
->''Linkara: Yes folks, in this film, if you believe that the presence of nuclear weapons has actually prevented war, rather than escalated it, this isn't your movie.''

-->'''''MAXIM 69:''' Sometimes rank is a function of firepower.''
---> '''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''; ''70 Maxims of Maximally Effective mercenaries''

-->--''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Vaarsuvius]]''

->''Linkara: Alright, Nostalgia Critic! You're Israel, a country surrounded on all sides by enemies who would happily see you wiped off the map! However, the only thing keeping them at bay is your nuclear arsenal! Now Superman comes in and says he's gonna take that arsenal away! What do you do?''

'''''MAXIM 69:''' Sometimes rank is a function of firepower.''
--> '''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''; ''70 Maxims of Maximally Effective mercenaries''

-->-- '''[[{{WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall}} Linkara]]''' and ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' reacting to the UsefulNotes/UnitedNations scene in ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

-->-- '''[[{{WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall}} Linkara]]'' and ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' reacting to the UsefulNotes/UnitedNations scene in ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

-->--''TheodoreRoosevelt''

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->''They say that the best weapon is one that you never have to fire. I would like to humbly disagree: I believe that the best weapon is one you only have to fire once! That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.''

-->--''One of the many slogans/chants/battle cries/mantras/etc. used by the [[VideoGame/CommandAndConquer Brotherhood of Nod]]''[[note]]Which, ironically, is an '''enemy''' of the United States (among other countries).[[/note]]

->''"A wise king never seeks war. But he must always be ready for it."''

->''"My old man had a philosophy. Peace, is having a bigger stick than the other guy."''
-->-- '''Tony Stark''', ''Film/IronMan1''

-->-- '''Tony Stark''', ''Film/IronMan''

-->-- '''Tony Stark''', ''Film/IronMan''

->''"Welcome to NERV. God's in His heaven because He's scared of our superior firepower."''

-->--''One of the many slogans/chants/battle cries/mantras/etc. used by the [[VideoGame/CommandAndConquer Brotherhood of Nod]]''[[hottip:*:Which, ironically, is an '''enemy''' of the United States (among other countries).]]

-->--''One of the many slogans/chants/battle cries/mantras/etc. used by the [[CommandAndConquer Brotherhood of Nod]]''[[hottip:*:Which, ironically, is an '''enemy''' of the United States (among other countries).]]

-->--''[[OrderOfTheStick Vaarsuvius]]''

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-->-- '''Tony Stark''', ''IronMan''

-->-- '''Tony Stark''', ''IronMan''

-->--''One of the many slogans/chants/battle cries/mantras/etc. used by the [[CommandAndConquer Brotherhood of Nod]]''

->''"Welcome to NERV. God's in Heaven because He's scared of our superior firepower."''