History Quotes / OutGambitted

-->-- ''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet'', on [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Terrorsaur_%28BW%29 Terrorsaur]]

-->-- '''Joseph Joestar''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''

'''Superman''' A game has rules! Your stunts are just random idiocy!\\

->However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

->Hiya, Joker. If you're playin' this tape, you've probably figured out you've been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million - which, knowing you, [[AFoolAndHisNewMoneyAreSoonParted you've already blown]]. All the other stuff, the money, jewels, and gold, [[CounterfeitCash it's all fake]]. See, [[DyingDeclarationOfHate I always hated your guts]], and this was the perfect payback. By now, you're probably out of real money, [[IntimidatingRevenueService the IRS is after you]], and [[{{Pride}} you can't admit I fooled you]], or [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten you'll be the laughingstock of the underworld]]. The joke's on you, sucker! [[GoOutWithASmile I got the last laugh after all!]]

->You know what your problem is, Brennan? Other than this knife in your chest, was you were so busy thinking ten moves ahead, you don't see the move that's right in front of you.

->I don't understand it! I'm supposed to be ''good'' at the sneaky planning! What went ''wroooooong?!''

->You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!

->The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than your enemy.

->'''Vizzini:''' I [[PoisonChaliceSwitcheroo switched glasses]] when your back was turned. Ha ha! YouFool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy never get involved in a land war in Asia]], but only slightly ''less'' well-known is this - never go in against a Sicilian when ''death'' is on the line! HAHAHA- (''keels over'')\\
'''[[DamselInDistress Buttercup]]:''' And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.\\
'''The Man in Black''': [[TakeAThirdOption They were both poisoned.]] [[CrazyPrepared I spent the last few years]] building up [[AcquiredPoisonImmunity an immunity to iocane powder]].

->'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' You, my friend, are the ultimate challenge! We're going to have very merry games, you and I!\\
'''Superman:''' A game has rules! Your stunts are just random idiocy!\\
'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' Okay, I'll give you a rule! If you can make me say, spell or otherwise reveal my name backwards then I'll split, until our dimensions come into alignment again in... oh, three months, give or take.\\
'''Superman:''' I can't even say your name forwards - how am I supposed to say it backwards?\\
'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' No, dope, ''you'' don't have to say it, you have to get ''me'' to say it!\\
'''Superman:''' [[ObfuscatingStupidity Say what?]]\\
'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' Kltpzyxm! Gosh, you're thick! Now, for the last time... [[OhCrap ah, nuts!]] (''poof'')

->How do you fight someone smarter than yourself? The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can.

->'''Long Feng:''' You've beaten me at my own game.\\
'''[[MagnificentBastard Princess Azula]]:''' Don't flatter yourself. [[PretenderDiss You were never even a player]].

->[Terrorsaur] is always thinking two steps ahead. Unfortunately, the big guns of the WesternAnimation/BeastWars are usually thinking at least ''four'' steps ahead, and Terrorsaur always ends up on the short end.

->''Spiders spin their webs, [[VerbalTic yesss]]… but I spin them ''larger''.''
-->--'''Megatron''' on incorporating one of Tarantulas' plans into his own scheming, ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''

->'''[[MouthOfSauron The Drode]]:''' Oh, I see it now, I see it now. Subtle as always, Ellimist. Your meddling came ''before,'' didn't it? How could we not have seen it? Elfangor's brother? His time-shifted son? This anomalous girl here? And the son of Visser One's host body? [[ContrivedCoincidence A group of six supposedly random humans that contains those four]]! [[VillainousBreakdown You stacked the deck]]!
->'''[[CosmicEntity The Ellimist]]:''' [[{{Troll}} Did I? That would have been very clever of me.]]
-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} - Megamorphs #4''

'''Oscar''' ''(furiously to Ben)'': Are you going to let her do this--\\
'''Ben''' ''(turns to look at him, slowly)'': You have a suggestion?\\
'''Regina''' ''(puts her arms above her head, stretches, laughs)'': No, he hasn't.

->[[WhamLine The monks had betrayed him]]. Somehow, they had sensed his intentions toward them. He should have realized the monks would not want to replace one set of criminals with another — when they could have the whole palace to themselves. It took no special intuition to realize that. He suddenly wondered what he had learned about intuition from [[EvilMentor the monks]], after all — parlor games, children's tricks? There were depths here he had not guessed.
-->--''[[Literature/TalesFromJabbasPalace Of The Day's Annoyances: Big Fortuna's Tale]]''

'''Cornvelious Daniel''': Awesome-possum. [''photographs formula''] Mission Control, you getting this?\\

'''Cornvelius Daniel''': Thanks, Rick. I'll try to remember to shut off the brainalyzer. Actually, I think it shuts off automatically once your brain is liquid. [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness Don't know, don't care.]] [''to his communicator''] Pull me out. ...Hey, ''pull me out!'' Can you hear me?\\

[''The scenery collapses, revealing the restaurant representing Rick's cerebellum'']\\

'''Rick''': [''to his own communicator''] Mission accomplished, boys. Pull me out.\\

'''Cornvelious Daniel''': [''to Rick's communicator''] It's a trap! Abort! We never left his- [''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Rick's communicator farts]]; Rick teleports out''] '''''NOOOOO--!'''''
-->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', [[Recap/RickAndMortyS3E1TheRickshankRedemption "The Rickshank Redemption"]]

->A schemer, done in by schemes.

->'''Scrooge:''' Gyro, it's time. Unleash... the Unstoppabomb!\\
'''Gyro:''' The moon landers, um, already found that and stopped it.\\
'''Scrooge:''' What? Er, alright then. Activate... the Doomsday Ray!\\
'''Gyro:''' That was like the first thing they took out.\\
'''Scrooge:''' Okay... I swore I'd never have to initiate our worst weapon--\\
'''Gyro:''' ''Aaannnd'' you never will, because they destroyed that too. This was a ''very'' well planned invasion.
-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E24Moonvasion Moonvasion!]]"

->Aligned like this, it’s plain to see what’s happened on this mission: I set a trap whereby Juno would think he was interrogating his crew, only to be proven wrong... and meanwhile, Juno set a trap whereby I would think I was in control, only to be proven wrong. My failure is total. And now I wait for the bloody end it has earned me.

->Hiya, Joker. If you're playin' this tape, you've probably figured out you've been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million - which, knowing you, [[AFoolAndHisNewMoneyAreSoonParted you've already blown]]. All the other stuff, the money, jewels, and gold, [[CounterfeitCash it's all fake]]. See, [[DyingDeclarationOfHate I always hated your guts]], and this was the perfect payback. By now, you're probably out of real money, [[IntimidatingRevenueService the IRS is after you]], and [[{{Pride}} you can't admit I fooled you]], or [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten you'll be the laughingstock of the underworld]]. The joke's on you, sucker! I got the last laugh after all!

->Hiya, Joker. If you're playin' this tape, you've probably figured out you've been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million - which, knowing you, [[AFoolAndHisNewMoneyAreSoonParted you've already blown]]. All the other stuff, the money, jewels, and gold, [[CounterfeitCash it's all fake]]. See, [[DyingDeclarationOfHate I always hated your guts]], and this was the perfect payback. By now, you're probably out of real money, [[IntimidatingRevenueService the IRS is after you]], and [[{{Pride}} you can't admit I fooled you]], or [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten you'll be the laughingstock of the underworld]]. The joke's on you, sucker! [[GoOutWithASmile I got the last laugh after all!]]

-->-- '''Turkish''', ''Film/Snatch''

-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E24Moonvasion Moonvasion]]"

-->--''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S2E24Moonvasion Moonvasion]]"

-->--'''Jugglus Juggler''', ''Series/UltramanOrb''

->Hiya, Joker. If you're playin' this tape, you've probably figured out you've been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million - which, knowing you, [[AFoolAndHisNewMoneyAreSoonParted you've already blown]]. All the other stuff, the money, jewels, and gold, [[CounterfeitCash it's all fake]]. See, [[DyingDeclarationOfHate I always hated your guts]], and this was the perfect payback. By now, you're probably out of real money, [[IntimidatingRevenueService the IRS is after you]], and [[{{Pride}} you can't admit I fooled you]], or [[NeverLiveItDown you'll be the laughingstock of the underworld]]. The joke's on you, sucker! [[GoOutWithASmile I got the last laugh after all!]]

->You know what your problem is, Brennan? Other than this knife in your chest, was you were so busy thinking busy ten moves ahead, you don't see the move that's right in front of you.

->Hiya, Joker. If you're playin' this tape, you've probably figured out you've been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million - which, knowing you, [[AFoolAndHisNewMoneyAreSoonParted you've already blown]]. All the other stuff, the money, jewels, and gold, it's all fake. See, I always hated your guts, and this was the perfect payback. By now, you're probably out of real money, [[IntimidatingRevenueService the IRS is after you]], and you can't admit I fooled you, or you'll be the laughingstock of the underworld. The joke's on you, sucker! I got the last laugh after all!

->Hiya, Joker. If you're playin' this tape, you've probably figured out you've been had. Yeah, I left you some cash, but only ten million - which, knowing you, you've already blown. All the other stuff, the money, jewels, and gold, it's all fake. See, I always hated your guts, and this was the perfect payback. By now, you're probably out of real money, the IRS is after you, and you can't admit I fooled you, or you'll be the laughingstock of the underworld. The joke's on you, sucker! I got the last laugh after all!

'''[[MagnificentBastard Princess Azula]]:''' Don't flatter yourself. [[PretenderDiss You were never even a player.]]

->'''[[MouthOfSauron The Drode]]:''' Oh, I see it now, I see it now. Subtle as always, Ellimist. Your meddling came ''before,'' didn't it? How could we not have seen it? Elfangor's brother? His time-shifted son? This anomalous girl here? And the son of Visser One's host body? [[ContrivedCoincidence A group of six supposedly random humans that contains those four]]! [[VillainousBreakdown You stacked the deck!]]

->'''[[MouthOfSauron The Drode]]:''' Oh, I see it now, I see it now. Subtle as always, Ellimist. Your meddling came ''before,'' didn't it? How could we not have seen it? Elfangor's brother? His time-shifted son? This anomalous girl here? And the son of Visser One's host body? [[ContrivedOoincidence A group of six supposedly random humans that contains those four]]! [[VillainousBreakdown You stacked the deck!]]

-->--''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-->--''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet'', on [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Terrorsaur_%28BW%29 Terrorsaur]]

-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} - Megamorphs #4''

-->--''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet'', on [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Terrorsaur_%28BW%29 Terrorsaur]]

-->-- ''Literature/TheArtOfWar''

->[Terrorsaur] is always thinking two steps ahead. Unfortunately, the big guns of the WsternAnimation/BeastWars are usually thinking at least ''four'' steps ahead, and Terrorsaur always ends up on the short end.

->'''Vizzini:''' I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha ha! YouFool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy never get involved in a land war in Asia]], but only slightly ''less'' well-known is this - never go in against a Sicilian when ''death'' is on the line! HAHAHA- (''keels over'')\\