History Quotes / OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope

"Hey. Don't do anything I say in this song, okay? [[PoesLaw It's]] ''[[PoesLaw fucking fiction.]]'' [[MoralGuardians If anything happens, don't blame me, White America.]] [[TakeThat Fuck]] Creator/BillOReilly."

->'''Pearl:''' Hey, chumps! How about you put that Charger down and use a real weapon!
->'''Marina:''' The views and opinions expressed here do not reflect those of our employer.

->"As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit."
-->-- Dr. Gonzo, ''Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''

->''"[[AC:This game is [[NoExportForYou for use in Japan only]]. Sales, export or operation outside this country may be construed as copyright and trademark infringement and is strictly prohibited. [[GratuitousEnglish Violator and subject to severe penalties and will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam]].]]"''

->''"[[AC:All characters and events in this show-- even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs should not be viewed by anyone]].]]"''

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'''

-->-- '''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]] dub trailer'''

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/katie-vick-2002-gooker-award-winner/ on]] a Wrestling/{{WWE}} "Viewer Discretion is Advised" disclaimer right before Wrestling/TripleH rapes a cadaver and steals its brain.

-->-- '''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''' review of ''Film/JackAndJill''

->''Ladies and gentlemen\\
Welcome to the disclaimer\\
That's right, the disclaimer\\
This [[{{Eagleland}} American apple pie institution]]\\
Known as parental discretion\\
Will [[MoralGuardians cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm]]\\
From the lyrics that [[ViewersAreGoldfish might actually make you think]]\\
And will also insult your intelligence at the same time\\
So, protect your family\\
This album contains explicit depictions\\
Of things which [[ThisIsReality are real]]\\
These "real" things are commonly known as life\\
So, if it sounds sarcastic, [[PoesLaw don't take it seriously]]\\
If it sounds dangerous,\\
DoNotTryThisAtHome or at all\\

-->-- ''Disclaimer'', from Music/TheOffspring's ''Ixnay On the Hombre''

-->-- ''Disclaimer'', from TheOffspring's ''Ixnay On the Hombre''

'''Mike:''' ''(reads)'' "We, Jay and Mike of ''Half in the Bag'', [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial are not accusing Adam Sandler or any of his cohorts...]]" Wait. ''(erases word)'' "...or his ''associates'' of any criminal wrongdoing. These are merely the opinions of Mike and Jay." Okay! Um... Oh, he stole all the money and embezzled it to all of his friends.

->''"As I look at the disclaimer to the left, I believe that the word “some” should be replaced by the word “all”. Oh, and “Discretion” should be replaced by “Changing the Channel.""''

'''Jay:''' Oh, no, no, that's the wrong note.
'''Mike:''' Oh, it's the other note from the lawyer?
'''Jay:''' ''(hands note)'' This is the one we're supposed to read. [[BlatantLies I'll cut that part out.]]
'''Mike:''' Okay. ''(reads)'' "Adam Sandler is a ''horrible'' con man..."
'''Jay:''' Oh, no, that's the wrong one too.
'''Mike:''' How many wrong notes are there?
'''Jay:''' I don't know how these all got mixed up in here, but... Let me see... Try this one. I think this is it. ''(hands note)''

-->-~''Disclaimer'', from TheOffspring's ''Ixnay On the Hombre''

-->''Typical start-up warning for shoot-em-ups produced by Atlus/Cave''

-->~'''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'''

-->~'''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]] dub trailer'''

->'''Mike''': Our lawyers would like us to read this statement before we proceed... ''(reads)'' "Creator/AdamSandler [[TakeThat is a hack fraud con man.]]"
->'''Jay''': Oh, no, no, that's the wrong note.
->'''Mike''': Oh, it's the other note from the lawyer?
->'''Jay''': ''(hands note)'' This is the one we're supposed to read. [[BlatantLies I'll cut that part out.]]
->'''Mike''': Okay. ''(reads)'' "Adam Sandler is a ''horrible'' con man..."
->'''Jay''': Oh, no, that's the wrong one too.
->'''Mike''': How many wrong notes are there?
->'''Jay''': I don't know how these all got mixed up in here, but... Let me see... Try this one. I think this is it. ''(hands note)''
->'''Mike''': ''(reads)'' "We, Jay and Mike of ''Half in the Bag'', [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial are not accusing Adam Sandler or any of his cohorts...]]" Wait. ''(erases word)'' "...or his ''associates'' of any criminal wrongdoing. These are merely the opinions of Mike and Jay." Okay! Um... Oh, he stole all the money and embezzled it to all of his friends.
-->~'''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''' review of ''Film/JackAndJill''
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->''"Based on the advice of our lawyers, we've never heard of a musical based on the life of Eva Perón."''

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/katie-vick-2002-gooker-award-winner/ on]] a {{WWE}} "Viewer Discretion is Advised" disclaimer right before Wrestling/TripleH rapes a cadaver and steals its brain.

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/katie-vick-2002-gooker-award-winner/ on]] a {{WWE}} "Viewer Discretion is Advised" disclaimer right before TripleH rapes a cadaver and steals its brain.

-->~'''[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]] dub trailer'''

And will also [[ViewersAreMorons insult your intelligence]] at the same time\\

->"This game is [[NoExportForYou for use in Japan only]]. Sales, export or operation outside this country may be construed as copyright and trademark infringement and is strictly prohibited. [[GratuitousEnglish Violator and subject to severe penalties and will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam]]."
-->''typical start-up warning for shoot-em-ups produced by Atlus/Cave''

->"All characters and events in this show-- even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone"

->"Gurren Lagann is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual personalities is not only purely coincidental, but also indicates that people who see said resemblances are probably living way too deep in their own fantasy worlds. Do not attempt to imitate behavior or actions seen on this show, unless you are a really hot babe who [[{{Stripperiffic}} wants to dress like Yoko]], in which case we're all for it."

->Ladies and gentlemen
->Welcome to the disclaimer
->That's right, the disclaimer
->This American apple pie institution
->Known as parental discretion
->Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or [[SarcasmMode sarcasm]]
->From the lyrics that might actually make you think
->And will also [[ViewersAreMorons insult your intelligence]] at the same time
->So, protect your family.
->This album contains explicit depictions
->Of things which [[ThisIsReality are real]].
->These "real" things are commonly known as life.
->So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
->If it sounds dangerous,
->DoNotTryThisAtHome or at all.
->And if it offends you, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis just. don't. listen to it.]]
-->~''Disclaimer'', from TheOffspring's ''Ixnay On the Hombre''

-->~'''SouthPark'''

->And if it offends you, [[ThisIsSparta just. don't. listen to it.]]

->Will cleanse any sense of [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean innuendo]] or [[SarcasmMode sarcasm]]