History Quotes / OlderThanTheyLook

-->--'''Cosette Cosmos''', ''VisualNovel/{{Sunrider}} 4: The Captain's Return''

->''The girl lifted the steaming mug to her lips. The smell of the heavily spiced mead flooded the room. The therapist didn't comment, hadn't commented. She was technically legal, however young she might look.''

->"It's the oily skin. It gives you zits when you are a teenager, but then it doesn't wrinkle as you get older."

->'''Dijkstra''': You’re almost forty, look almost thirty, think you’re just over twenty and act as though you’re barely ten.
-->-- ''Literature/BloodOfElves''

->In a couple days I’m gonna turn 29 years old, and I'm very excited about that. I was hoping by now that I would look older but that didn’t happen. I don’t look older, I just look worse, I think. Honestly, when I'm walking down the street, no one's ever like, "Hey, look at that man!" I think they’re just like "Whoa! That '''tall child''' looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!"

->''It was really hard to believe the one handed man was almost eighty when he barely looked like a graceful forty [[{{Manchild}} and acted like he was twelve.]]''
-->-- Chapter 5 of [[Fanfic/StarsEyesOfHeaven Demolition Man]], regarding [[Characters/JoJosBizarreAdventureJosephJoestar Joseph]]

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Ldhe504Mw&t DK RAP 2018 ("Where Are They Now?")]], Music/{{Brentalfloss}}

->''"I'm not the little girl you see in front of you. I've had most of my body reconstructed dozens of times. That sort of thing is normal in [[SpacePirate my line of work]]. You're trying to lecture me about life? Screw off. You're basically still a kid compared to me."''

-->--Cosette Cosmos, ''VisualNovel/{{Sunrider}} 4: The Captain's Return''

-->--'''[[Series/ModernFamily Sarah Hyland]]''' on ''The Ellen Show''

-->--''Film/LoveBites''

-->--''[[Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls The Night Unfurls: Re-Imagined]]''

-->--'''Emma Hawkins''' to '''[[spoiler:Mason Camdenburg]]''', ''VideoGame/TurtleHead: Unmasked'', ''Emma's Story''

->"It was really hard to believe the one handed man was almost eighty when he barely looked like a graceful forty [[{{Manchild}} and acted like he was twelve.]]"

->'''Hikaru''': Shidou Hikaru! Fourtheen years old! Eight grade!\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles''

->''The girl lifted the steaming mug to her lips. The smell of the heavily spiced mead flooded the room. The therapist didn't comment, hadn't commented. [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior She was technically legal,]] however young she might look.''

'''Vince''': ''No way!'' He looks about 12! What's his secret? [[TheDitz Oil of Ulay I bet]].

->''[[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy Jack]] was overconscious of his relative youth. Although in America forty-three is considered young for a President, it is early middle age for a man. Certainly, to me, seven years younger, Jack seemed--and indeed was--mildly decrepit. He moved stiffly when he did not limp painfully from a bad back; war wound was the official line; touch football, the reality.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->''"Creator/MonicaBellucci is 50. SHE’S FIF-TEE! I’m guessing that ''Film/{{Spectre}}'' is about Bond’s search for the kind of virgin blood that Lucia Sciarra smears on her face. But more importantly, [[Film/TomorrowNeverDies what happened in 1996?]] Was there some kind of gas leak in the offices of the Bond producers that caused them to go crazy in the brains and cast Creator/TeriHatcher over Monica Bellucci? At least Monica’s time has finally come. I’ll say what you say to yourself when your drunk piece finally busts one after 45 minutes of you giving him a hand job: Better late than never!"''
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/04/behold-the-new-bond-girls/ Michael K.]]'''

-->-- ''Anime/MaiHime''

->''The girl lifted the steaming mug to her lips. The smell of the heavily spiced mead flooded the room. The therapist didn’t comment, hadn’t commented. [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior She was technically legal,]] however young she might look.''

-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

-->--'''Creator/DaveBarry''', to ''People'' magazine

-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->''"Creator/MonicaBellucci is 50. SHE’S FIF-TEE! I’m guessing that ''{{Film/Spectre}}'' is about Bond’s search for the kind of virgin blood that Lucia Sciarra smears on her face. But more importantly, [[Film/TomorrowNeverDies what happened in 1996?]] Was there some kind of gas leak in the offices of the Bond producers that caused them to go crazy in the brains and cast Creator/TeriHatcher over Monica Bellucci? At least Monica’s time has finally come. I’ll say what you say to yourself when your drunk piece finally busts one after 45 minutes of you giving him a hand job: Better late than never!"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/04/behold-the-new-bond-girls/ Michael K.]]'''

-->--'''Music/TheWho''', "Substitute"

-->--'''Creator/RayLiotta'''

-->--''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon''

-->--''Literature/BloodOfElves''

-->--''Series/TheMightyBoosh''

-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney'''

-->--''WebVideo/NonePiece''

-->--''Manga/MagicKnightRayearth''

-->--''Series/TheMandalorian'' on [[NoNameGiven the child]]

-->--''Manga/BlackButler''