Quotes: Older Than They Look

I look like I'm twelve and that's ok.
Sarah Hyland on The Ellen Show

Nana: Hey, lil' kids shouldn't be swearin' now.
Leia: I'm not a little kid! I'm thirteen! I just haven't evolved yet.
I reached puberty at age 30. At 12, I looked like a fetus.
Dave Barry, to People magazine

Jack was overconscious of his relative youth. Although in America forty-three is considered young for a President, it is early middle age for a man. Certainly, to me, seven years younger, Jack seemed—and indeed was—mildly decrepit. He moved stiffly when he did not limp painfully from a bad back; war wound was the official line; touch football, the reality.

"Monica Bellucci is 50. SHEíS FIF-TEE! Iím guessing that Spectre is about Bondís search for the kind of virgin blood that Lucia Sciarra smears on her face. But more importantly, what happened in 1996? Was there some kind of gas leak in the offices of the Bond producers that caused them to go crazy in the brains and cast Teri Hatcher over Monica Bellucci? At least Monicaís time has finally come. Iíll say what you say to yourself when your drunk piece finally busts one after 45 minutes of you giving him a hand job: Better late than never!"

I look pretty young but I'm just back-dated.
The Who, "Substitute"