History Quotes / ObliviousToLove

'''Jackie:''' Wow, that sounds like fun! [[HornyDevils Everyone in this dungeon is so flirty]], it'd be a great change of pace to hang out with someone who just wants to be friends.\\

'''Sakura''': [[LoveYouAndEverybody I love you too]].\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks''

->[...] ''[As Boimler and Mariner are running out of the vineyard, a third female farmhand appears, covered in grape juice trying to get his attention]''

->''"Well, Brian, it was a very strong offensive on Sakura's part, but unfortunately, her opponent is very dumb!"''

-> '''Everybody''' ''in Paris can't be like this. I mean I've seen'' '''kids.'''

[[folder:Films - Live Action]]

->''"[[ShrinkingViolet Hinata Hyuga]]. She's okay... but I don't know why she always gets all shy and embarrassed every time I even like...'' look ''at her. It's kinda weird..."''

->''"How does that idiot not know that she likes him? Eh, he'll have to learn eventually. Or maybe someone will point it out to him someday. But even then, he'd probably be still confused. Troublesome..."''

-->-- ''[[http://badx2bathhouse.livejournal.com/857.html?thread=2069081#t2069081 The Life & Times of Chie Satonaka]]'', a VideoGame/Persona4 fic

->'''Oracle:''' You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
->'''Neo:''' Who?
->'''Oracle:''' Not too bright, though.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]

->'''Woman:''' I like your glasses
->'''Moss:''' I'm afraid they're not for sale.
->'''Woman:''' (fake laughs)
->'''Moss:''' Laugh all you want, they're not for sale.

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''

->'''Huckle:''' Lowly, have you thought of maybe making one special Valentine, for this ''one'' special someone?
->'''Lowly:''' But Huckle, ''each'' of my friends is a special someone!
->'''Huckle:''' ''(facepalms)'' No, I-I mean something ''really'' special! For an extra-special friend! Like, oh, I dunno, maybe Hilda?
->'''Lowly:''' Hilda? Why, she's just as special as the rest! So she gets a cookie too! Boy, am I lucky to have so many friends to give Valentines to!
->'''Huckle:''' I don't think you're gonna feel so lucky tomorrow!

->'''Danny''': [[CodeName This is Clueless 1.]] Why am I Clueless 1?\\
'''Tucker''': ''(To Sam)'' Tell him.\\
'''Sam''': ''(To Tucker)'' [[CannotSpitItOut Shut up]].

->'''Egon''': Class, this is Janine Melnitz. Janine was our receptionist.
->'''Janine''' (''on a seductive tone''): I like to think that our relationship was more than that.
->'''Egon''': Of course! (''to the class'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Janine also did our accounting and collections]].

->'''Anna''': I don't even know what love is.\\
'''Olaf''': That's okay, I do. Love is... putting someone else's needs before yours, like, you know, [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever]].\\
'''Anna''': [[LoveRevelationEpiphany Kristoff... loves me?]]\\
'''Olaf''': Wow, you really ''don't'' know anything about love, do you?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''

->'''Kim''': She used to like you! You mean you never noticed?\\
'''Ron''': [-NO-]! Why didn't you tell me!?

->''Of all the hopeless objects on which I might target my sincerest feelings, I had to pick him! I may as well ordain as a nun. Nuns are supposed to be wed to Christ, or God, or some such, aren't they? That's more than I'm ever likely to experience.''
-->-- '''[[Literature/TheRemainsOfTheDay Sarah Kenton]]''', ''[[http://thisiszircon.dreamwidth.org/15485.html#cutid1 Seventeen Days]]''

->''Oh my God, do you need landing lights to the bed? ''She wants to sleep with you!'' That's the thing she does every other stinkin' time you're over, you fucking idiot!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/TheRoom'' review

->''Men just aren't smart to ''recognize'' when they're being hit on. We're kind of ''dumb'' that way. If a woman's not interested, ''that'''s [[ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou the one we go for]], but if a woman ''is'' interested, we're ''blindly naive'' to it [[NoGuyWantsToBeChased for some reason]]. If a female boss is hitting on a male worker, he's ''not'' gonna catch onto it any time soon.''
-->-- '''The Nostalgia Critic''', regarding a commercial in which a male boss hits on a female worker and ponders the reason why the reverse case [[DoubleStandard is never addressed]].

->'''BLU Scout:''' TAKE ME NOW!\\
'''BLU Spy:''' Take you... where?
-->-- ''Webcomic/CuantaVida'' bonus comic

->''If you can't tell who it is who loves you,\\
I can't open your eyes.''
-->-- '''Gileah Taylor''', "If You Can't Tell"

->'''Elwyen''': "''I'' know a game we can play"\\
'''[[IdiotHero Mardek]]''': "Ooh ooh, is it '[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Jump Repeatedly Over the Rather Large Toadstool for Hours]]'?? I used to play that a lot when I was a kid!"\\
'''[[TheTease Elwyen]]''': "No, it's called Twister. It could bring us very...''close''..."\\
'''[[CloudCuckooLander Mardek]]''': "...Isn't Twister one of Gloria's spells? [[BlowYouAway That tornado one]]?"
-->-- ''Videogame/{{MARDEK}}'' RPG, Chapter 3

->'''Tails:''' You're so beautiful.\\
'''Cosmo:''' Yes, the stars ARE beautiful!
-->-- ''Anime/SonicX''

->'''Akane''': I wonder if it's obvious to him that I have a total crush on him and that I want him all up inside me and to ride me like a wild rodeo cowboy?\\
'''Natsuru''': ''(vacant expression, sound of wind blowing)''\\
'''Akane''': Nah, I think I'm safe.
-->--''WebVideo/KampferAbridged''

->"What the hell am I doing...? In this dumb place... risking my life so cheaply. Is it for ''[[LoveInterest her]]'' (Casca)? No, probably not..."

->'''Amy:''' I nearly died! I was alone, in the dark, and I nearly died. And it made me think.\\
'''Doctor:''' Well yes, natural. I think sometimes, lots of times...\\
'''Amy:''' About what I want. About ''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall who]]'' I want. [[GladToBeAliveSex You know what I mean?]]\\
'''Doctor:''' Yeah!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Doctor:''' No...
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flesh and Stone"

->"I'm well known for knowing nothing of such things, or getting them very slightly but extremely obviously wrong. [[ObfuscatingStupidity It saves all sorts of complications.]]"
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNewAdventuresDeathAndDiplomacy Death and Diplomacy]]''

->'''Kim''': ''She used to like you! You mean you never noticed?''\\
'''Ron''': ''[-NO-]! Why didn't you tell me!?''
-->--''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->''This is what I love about [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]]. Everyone in town could have a crush on her, and she wouldn't notice.''
-->--'''Bobtehnoob''', fimfiction.net, commenting on ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/44792/Damn-it%2C-Twilight%2C-I-love-you%21 Damn it Twilight, I Love You]]'', a.k.a. This Trope: The Fanfic

->''"You want me? To do what?"''
-->--[[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeu1af1iC1r69f7o.jpg Here.]]

->I’ll tell you something, it ain’t no mystery how your new best friend looks in your eyes\\
Cause, that girl’s in love with you\\
That girl’s in love with you\\
I know that you’re too blind to see\\
I know that it’s so plain to see\\
That girl’s in love with you\\
So madly
-->-- ''That Girl'', '''The Noisettes'''

->'''Touma''': My parents. I see them and they're happy. I like to think they're happy because they have each other. If there was something I'd like it would be to meet someone like that. Someone to share my life with. Someone who wouldn't mind sharing my unfortunate life. A nice girl to share my life with? Like this unfortunate Kamijou would be so lucky.\\
''Index gave the boy a warm smile but her eyes started to tear up, showing the heartbreaking pain she felt but tried to hide. This boy would give up everything to save a stranger and had tons of girls fawning over him but he didn't see it, he didn't understand how much he was loved. The only thing he'd ask for was someone to hold his hand but he didn't believe he'd ever get that.''
-->--''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex'' fic, ''Fanfic/TwistOfFate''

->'''Tomoyo''': [[Main/LesYay I love you, Sakura-chan]].\\
'''Sakura''': [[Main/ObliviousToLove I love you too]].\\

-->--'''Reiji''' finding out that Aila [[spoiler:came with him to Arian]], ''Anime/GundamBuildFighters''

->She goes upstairs after dinner and takes a shower (she had probably smelled totally rank when Souji had asked her out, and she laughs at the thought) and relishes for a while in the warm water. She gets in her fluffiest pajamas and lays down on her futon, and she's smiling as she drifts off. ''Tomorrow's just another day, with stupid old Yosuke and Yukiko being pretty, as always, and Kanji and Naoto still not realizing that they like each other, and Souji, my boyfriend'' --
->Wide awake, she bolts straight up in her bed, and breathes into the darkness, "Holy ''shit'', [[CaptainObvious I've got a boyfriend]]."
-->-- ''[[http://badx2bathhouse.livejournal.com/857.html?thread=2069081#t2069081 The Life & Times of Chie Satonaka]]'', a VideoGame/Persona4 fic

->'''Junpei:''' C'mon, it's not like there's anyone here you need to impress.\\
'''June:''' Yes, there is.\\
'''Junpei:''' Who? \\
''(June is silent)''\\
'''Junpei:''' What? Why are you so quiet all of a sudden?\\
'''June:''' Ugh! Forget it, [[AffectionateNickname Jumpy]]!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors''

->'''Kagura''': "Don't worry about it! More importantly, babe... Step out for some tea with me. My throat's sore from all this talking. The tea they serve here is quite good. C'mon, have some with me."\\
'''Noel''': "I've had it a bunch of times! The tea they serve here IS really good, huh? Is it okay if I invite Makoto, too?"\\
'''Kagura''': ''*frowns*'' "Huh?... Oh, uhhh, sure. Go ahead. I guess we can be alone next time."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''

->''So let me disarm you''\\
''There's an army I'm fighting around your heart''\\
''Let me disarm you''\\
''Cause, baby, I just wanna love who you really are''
-->-- '''Kaskade''', "Disarm You (ft. Ilsey)"

->'''Anna''': I don't even know what love is.\\
'''Olaf''': That's okay, I do. Love is... putting someone else's needs before yours, like, you know, [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever]].\\
'''Anna''': [[LoveRevelationEpiphany Kristoff... loves me?]]\\
'''Olaf''': Wow, you really ''don't'' know anything about love, do you?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''

->''I feel like [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Pyrrha]] could be lying naked in a bed of rose petals and Jaune would be like “Shit, do you need to borrow a t-shirt?”''
-->-- Blogger '''[[http://cerayneigh.tumblr.com/post/90124435426/i-feel-like-pyhrra-could-be-lying-naked-in-a-bed cerayneigh]]'''

->''"Let's say you're in a bar, and you look across the length of the counter and you see a cute girl who glances at you briefly, does a quick hair flip and then turns back to her friends. Is she into you?\\
Eye contact is obviously a good sign, but you can't really tell from this example. She could just be adjusting her hair, and maybe she was looking at someone behind you.\\
[...]\\
Okay, so let's say you meet up with a friend that you've had coffee and drinks with a couple times, and she says "I've had a lot of fun on the last few dates we went on." That's a good sign because she thought those hangouts were actually dates, so suppose then she says "How'd you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix tonight?" That's another good sign. It's usually a pretty good indicator when a girl invites you to do something, especially at her place. So, then, let's say, later at her house, you guys are watching ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' or something like that, and she says "I'm getting pretty bored. Why don't you come upstairs with me?" That's another great sign; she probably has something pretty interesting to do upstairs if it's better than watching ''WALL•E''. So then, after you go there, all of a sudden she pushes you onto her bed, dims the lights, rips off her clothes, and you start having sex. Is she into you?\\
Yeah, again, you really can't be too sure. It's pretty dark in the room, so she can't see you properly. Maybe she's from {{Canada|Eh}} and was just being polite."''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/CasuallyExplained''', "Is She Into You?"

->'''Tali''': She got you ''turian chocolate''?\\
'''Garrus''': She said she saw it and thought of me... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint why?]]\\
'''Tali''': ''(snickers)'' Oh, nothing...
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Tony''': You're in love with him.\\
'''Jeanne''': If you think his photos are brilliant, you should see him work. He can't see, but he still sees more than most people.\\
''[on the other side of the interrogation window]''\\
'''Jackson''': For a man who can see more than most people, I managed to miss the thing that counts the most.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "In the Dark"

->'''Leliana''': But now it's getting late. I think I might... turn in early. I can't help thinking about how soft and warm my bedroll is.\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter Warden]]''': You don't want to talk to me anymore?\\
'''Leliana''': Of course I do. You know I enjoy your company. But... it's getting a little chilly, and I prefer to be in my bedroll.\\
'''Warden''': Well, I shan't keep you.\\
'''Leliana''': You know, it'd be nice if you came with me.\\
'''Warden''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What for?]]\\
'''Leliana''': [[DeadpanSnarker So I can show you my collection of pressed flowers... obviously]].\\
'''Warden''': [[SarcasmBlind I didn't know you collected pressed flowers.]]\\
'''Leliana''': I... don't. Stop pretending you don't know what I want!\\
'''Warden''': I have no idea what's going on.\\
'''Leliana''': Ah, the games you play. Listen, I want to spend the night with you. There. I said it.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->''SHE'S ''INTO'' YOU! WHY DON'T YOU SEE IT?! ''WAKE UP!''''
-->--'''Miles Luna''', when asked what he'd say if he could ever talk to [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Jaune Arc]]

->''Oh, don't tell me you don't know at all...I know she likes you very much.''
-->--'''Hikari''' to a clueless '''Shinji''' about '''Asuka''', ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 2''

->'''Woman:''' I like your glasses
->'''Moss:''' I'm afraid they're not for sale.
->'''Woman:''' (fake laughs)
->'''Moss:''' Laugh all you want, they're not for sale.
-->-- a random woman attempting to flirt with a clueless Moss, ''Series/TheItCrowd''

->'''Danny''': [[CodeName This is Clueless 1.]] Why am I Clueless 1?\\
'''Tucker''': ''(To Sam)'' Tell him.\\
'''Sam''': ''(To Tucker)'' [[CannotSpitItOut Shut up]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom''

->'''Egon''': Class, this is Janine Melnitz. Janine was our receptionist.
->'''Janine''' (''on a seductive tone''): I like to think that our relationship was more than that.
->'''Egon''': Of course! (''to the class'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Janine also did our accounting and collections]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/ExtremeGhostbusters''

->''Well, Brian, it was a very strong offensive on Sakura's part, but unfortunately, her opponent is very dumb!''
-->--'''Creator/ProZD''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B13yISVHWI sports commentators commentating a romantic anime scene]]

->''You have all the makings of a great scholar, Cyrus. But allow me to offer you a word of warning: For all your intellect, you have always been clumsy in the matters of the heart. I know that [[MarriedToTheJob your research is more important to you than anything]]. But you would do well to give some thought to how you treat the fairer sex. You are more handsome than you give yourself credit for. If you are not careful, you might find your words and actions... misconstrued... by those around you."
-->'''Odette''', writing to [[CluelessChickMagnet Cyrus Albright]], ''VideoGame/OctopathTraveler''

-->--'''Manga/{{Naruto}}''' when describing Hinata for the first time.

->'''Gabi:''' Your brother will inherit the Beast Titan already, so your family will be taken care of as Honorary Marleyans! Why you insist on competing (for the Armored Titan) with me?!
->'''Falco:''' I'm doing this for ''you''!
->'''Zofia:''' Oh my...
->'''Liberio Gatekeeper:''' He finally said it...
->'''Gabi:''' ''Whaaaaat?!'' So you're trying to keep me from what I want because ''I'' don't know what's good for me?!
->''(Falco runs away)''
->'''Gabi:''' Wait... where is he going?
->'''Liberio Gatekeeper:''' Ahh... she didn't get it...
-->--''Manga/AttackOnTitan''

->''Ruby hummed and cupped her chin for a second, before perking up. "I know. Why don't you tell me what happened to make you think they like you?"\\

"Okay. So… we were out at a nightclub together."\\

"…" Ruby blinked.\\

Ruby sighed. She was fifteen, and she already felt like she was too old for this.''
-->--''Fanfic/ServiceWithASmile''

->'''Huckle:''' Lowly, have you thought of maybe making one special Valentine, for this ''one'' special someone?
->'''Lowly:''' But Huckle, ''each'' of my friends is a special someone!
->'''Huckle:''' ''(facepalms)'' No, I-I mean something ''really'' special! For an extra-special friend! Like, oh, I dunno, maybe Hilda?
->'''Lowly:''' Hilda? Why, she's just as special as the rest! So she gets a cookie too! Boy, am I lucky to have so many friends to give Valentines to!
->'''Huckle:''' I don't think you're gonna feel so lucky tomorrow!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheBusyWorldOfRichardScarry'', "Be My Valentine"

-->--''Film/TheMatrix''

->'''Willy:''' You are the dumbest motherfucker in the entire world. [...] If you haven't picked up on how Scratch feels about you by now I don't know what to say that can change that except literally telling you that Scratch is in love with you.\\
'''Joey:''' Wait, what?\\
'''Willy:''' ''[very slowly]'' Scratch is in love with you.\\
'''Joey:''' Scratch is straight.\\
'''Willy:''' Money! Jesus fucking Christ!\\
'''Joey:''' Is this about Owen? Because I know Owen thought--\\
'''Willy:''' Money. Nick is in love with you. It's obvious from fucking ''space'' that he's in love with you. You know how obvious it is? ''Trigger'' knows he's in love with you, and Trigger doesn't even understand human emotions.
-->--''[[WebOriginal/YouCouldMakeALife it's a setup]]''

->'''Anonymous''': the girl who sits next 2 me in English keeps inviting me over to study but we just end up watching movies and she wrote "love u" on my annotation of a poem and she wants to take me to a vegan cafe. how do i ask her if she's gay\\
'''[=sa2ha=]''': anon im going to kill you
-->--''Tumblr ask post''

->"In most regards, Alice Healy is an incredibly bright woman. This doesn't change the fact that I had to propose three times before she noticed. I suppose I should have covered myself in ichor or something first, just to get her attention."

->'''Ichigo:''' We should go out for ice cream some time.
->'''Orihime:''' Ichigo I'd ''love'' to --
->'''Ichigo:''' We could invite Tatsuki and Chad along.
->'''Orihime:''' (through visibly gritted teeth) Ichigo! I'd. Love to.
->'''Hiyori:''' Are you stupid?! This chick obviously wants to jump your bones you dumbass!
->'''Ichigo:''' I'm too busy training to know what that means!
-->-- ''WebVideo/BleachSAbridged''

->'''Beth:''' So what does it take to get you to ask a girl out?
->'''Jack:''' Ummm... I guess if my friends encourage me or if I'm in a really good mood.
->'''Beth:''' Are you in a good mood now?
->'''Jack:''' Yeah, it's nice day. I've got a bit of jock foot though. That's kind of bringing me down.
->'''Beth:''' Would you ever ask me out?
->'''Jack:''' Out where? Don't you have to watch the store?
->'''Beth:''' On a date. Would you ever ask me out on a date?
->'''Jack:''' Oh sure, you're nice enough. Why, is there a guy you like?
->'''Beth:''' Jack, do you want to go out with me tonight. On a date. I'm asking you out on a date.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheCuteGirlNetwork''

->'''Phineas:''' Isabella, wanna come and help me find Meap?\\
'''Isabella:''' Sure! I still have to get my "You Wouldn't Know Cute If It Bit Your Legs Off" accomplishment patch.\\
'''Phineas:''' [{{beat}}] Great! Let's go!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "The Chronicles of Meap"

->Izuku Midoriya was the ninth wielder of One For All and the key to this particular battle. Since the advent of the extraordinary, One for All had been the only power in Japan--no, in the entire world that the shadowy mastermind--All For One--was obsessed over. And now, this boy was the vessel for that very power. He had encountered [[LoveFreak Himiko Toga]] a number of times by this point, but since she had never come right out and expressed her affection in words, he'd never realize the way she felt about him. Because for all his triumphs, he was still just a damned nerd.
-->-- ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''

Okay, so let's say you meet up with a friend that you've had coffee and drinks with a couple times, and she says "I've had a lot of fun on the last few dates we went on." That's a good sign because she thought those hangouts were actually dates, so suppose then she says "How'd you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix tonight?" That's another good sign. It's usually a pretty good indicator when a girl invites you to do something, especially at her place. So, then, let's say, later at her house, you guys are watching ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' or something like that, and she says "I'm getting pretty bored. Why don't you come upstairs with me?" That's another great sign; she probably has something pretty interesting to do upstairs if it's better than Watching ''WALL•E''. So then, after you go there, all of a sudden she pushes you onto her bed, dims the lights, rips off her clothes, and you start having sex. Is she into you?\\

-->--''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

->'''Brock:''' [[NotSoDifferent And Dawn's too!]]

-->--'''Tumblr ask post'''