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->''"Oh no, [[Creator/BlizzardEntertainment Blizzard]] killed your favorite character. Oh, don't fret. Odds are, they'll be returning in an expansion or two! Trust me, I know!"''
-->--'''Muradin Bronzebeard''', ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm''
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->''"Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but Tempest Keep was [[MemeticMutation merely a setback]]."''
-->--'''Kael'thas Sunstrider''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
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->'''Woods''': Do not enter. I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up your-\\
'''[[spoiler:Mason]]''': Ass. Hey, Woods - you look like hammered shit.\\
'''Woods''': You stay right there... [[spoiler:Mason]]... I shot you!\\
'''[[spoiler:Mason]]''': Turns out you're a lousy shot.
-->-- ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps2''
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-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', who is NotQuiteDead [[spoiler:after [[HeroicSacrifice heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the AppliedPhlebotinum [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat into a massive explosion]].]]

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-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', who is NotQuiteDead [[spoiler:after [[HeroicSacrifice heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the AppliedPhlebotinum [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat into a massive explosion]].]]
explosion]]]]



->'''Lancelot:''' ''"Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!"''\\
'''Concorde:''' ''"Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir."''\\
'''Lancelot:''' ''"Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"''\\
'''Concorde:''' ''"Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir."''\\
'''Lancelot:''' ''"Oh, I see."''

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->'''Lancelot:''' ''"Brave, Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!"''\\
vain!\\
'''Concorde:''' ''"Uh, Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir."''\\
\\
'''Lancelot:''' ''"Well, Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"''\\
vain!\\
'''Concorde:''' ''"Uh, Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir."''\\
\\
'''Lancelot:''' ''"Oh, Oh, I see."''
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-->-- '''Series/StarTrekVoyager''', "[[ExcitedShowTitle Bride of Chaotica!]]"

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-->-- '''Series/StarTrekVoyager''', "[[ExcitedShowTitle Bride of Chaotica!]]"
''Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton''
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->'''Smith''': Tearjerker?! But he's dead!\\
'''Bullock''': Why would you think that?\\
'''Smith''': Because he fell in a volcano!\\
'''Bullock''': As long as you fall the right way, a volcano can never hurt you. Everyone knows that.
-->-- ''Series/AmericanDad'' - "For Black Eyes Only"

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->'''Smith''': Tearjerker?! But he's dead!\\
'''Bullock''': Why would
->'''Lancelot:''' ''"Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!"''\\
'''Concorde:''' ''"Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir."''\\
'''Lancelot:''' ''"Well,
you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"''\\
'''Concorde:''' ''"Uh, I-I
think that?\\
'''Smith''': Because he fell in a volcano!\\
'''Bullock''': As long as you fall the right way, a volcano can never hurt you. Everyone knows that.
uh, I could pull through, sir."''\\
'''Lancelot:''' ''"Oh, I see."''
-->-- ''Series/AmericanDad'' - "For Black Eyes Only"
''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
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->'''Smith''': Tearjerker?! But he's dead!\\
'''Bullock''': Why would you think that?\\
'''Smith''': Because he fell in a volcano!\\
'''Bullock''': As long as you fall the right way, a volcano can never hurt you. Everyone knows that.
-->-- ''Series/AmericanDad'' - "For Black Eyes Only"
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->Over a week ago, Bart was hit by a car and knocked the hell out near his home in Tampa. Bart was pronounced dead and both Fox 13 and Fox 29 don’t say who pronounced him dead. If it was a vet, then I’m assuming that vet bought their degree for $5 off of the Internet and got their training from playing with the Barbie vet play set. Fox 13 says that Bart’s human Ellis Hutson was so upset about Bart’s death that he couldn’t dig a grave himself. So he asked a neighbor to dig a grave in his backyard. Ellis says he watched his neighbor bury his friend. Ellis figured that the angels took Bart to the great big Q-tip in the sky and began mourning him. But five days later, Bart rose from the dead and dug himself out of that grave. The potent fuckery that lives in the Florida air and all the meth in the soil probably brought Bart back to life...the driver of the car who hit Bart and the vet who declared Bart dead better join the Witness Protection Program and move out of state. Because Bart is back and he’s going to get revenge on those who wrote him off as dead. Actually, Bart is probably going to come after all us humans for doing him wrong. I always knew the zombie apocalypse would be led by a bad ass pussy from Florida.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/28/hot-slut-of-the-day-542/ Michael K.]]''', "Zombie Cat Lives"
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->'''The Baker''': I thought you were dead.
->[[spoiler:'''The Mysterious Man''']]: Not completely. Are we ever?

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->'''The Baker''': I thought you were dead.
->[[spoiler:'''The
dead.\\
[[spoiler:'''The
Mysterious Man''']]: Not completely. Are we ever?
-->-- ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods''
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->'''The Baker''': I thought you were dead.
->[[spoiler:'''The Mysterious Man''']]: Not completely. Are we ever?
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->''They haven't spotted us! They are all snoring in their beds! No - they are in the casino, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, ''kameraden'', '''not yet!'''''
-->-'''[[TheCaptain The Old Man]]''', ''Film/DasBoot''

-> Why. Do people. ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never! Just!]]'' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Die!?!]]''' I mean come on! Seriously here! [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who's writing this!?!]]

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->''They ->''"They haven't spotted us! They are all snoring in their beds! No - -- they are in the casino, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, ''kameraden'', '''not yet!'''''
-->-'''[[TheCaptain
yet!'''"''
-->-- '''[[TheCaptain
The Old Man]]''', ''Film/DasBoot''

-> Why.->''"Why. Do people. ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never! Just!]]'' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Die!?!]]''' I mean come on! Seriously here! [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who's writing this!?!]]this!?!]]"''



->It's over, it's done with, and luckily
->You planned each potential contingency
->You blinded his eyes temporarily
->You drove that knife through his chest cavity
->You shot him in every extremity
->You forced him right off of the balcony
->There's no way in hell that he'd possibly
->Get up and walk right off your property
->(That stuff only happens on the TV)

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->It's ->''It's over, it's done with, and luckily
->You
luckily\\
You
planned each potential contingency
->You
contingency\\
You
blinded his eyes temporarily
->You
temporarily\\
You
drove that knife through his chest cavity
->You
cavity\\
You
shot him in every extremity
->You
extremity\\
You
forced him right off of the balcony
->There's
balcony\\
There's
no way in hell that he'd possibly
->Get
possibly\\
Get
up and walk right off your property
->(That
property\\
(That
stuff only happens on the TV)TV)''



->'''The Chosen One:''' Master! I thought you were dead!
->'''Master Tang:''' No, I only did this:\\
''Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead.''
->'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.

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->'''The Chosen One:''' Master! I thought you were dead!
->'''Master
dead!\\
'''Master
Tang:''' No, I only did this:\\
''Tang (''Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead.''
->'''Master
dead'')\\
'''Master
Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.



->'''Ajay:''' Kane never would've done this!
->'''Kilian:''' ''Kane. Is. '''Dead.'''''
->''(one mission later)''
->'''Kane:''' Once again, the world is quick to bury me...

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->'''Ajay:''' Kane never would've done this!
->'''Kilian:'''
this!\\
'''Kilian:'''
''Kane. Is. '''Dead.'''''
->''(one
'''''\\
(''one
mission later)''
->'''Kane:'''
later'')\\
'''Kane:'''
Once again, the world is quick to bury me...



->''Do not count a human dead until you've [[NeverFoundTheBody seen the body]]. And even then you can make a mistake.''
-->-- Bene Gesserit saying, ''{{Literature/Dune}}''

->'''Wedding Guest:''' Look! The dead prince!
->'''Concorde:''' He's not quite dead.
->'''Prince Herbert:''' Oh, I feel much better.
-->-- ''Film/{{Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}''

->Look at me still talking
->when there's Science to do.
->When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
->I've experiments to run.
->There is research to be done.
->On the people who are still alive.
->And believe me I am still alive.
->I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
->I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
->While you're dying I'll be still alive.
->And when you're dead I will be still alive.
->STILL ALIVE (x2)
-->--''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->''[[ImplacableMan Not yet Snake! It's not over yet!]]''
-->--'''Liquid Snake''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''

->'''Lonzak:''' [[IncomingHam HALT, IN THE NAME OF CHAOTICA!]] ''(sees our hero)'' PROTON!
->'''Buster:''' Buddy of yours?
->'''Captain Proton:''' We've met.
->'''Lonzak:''' Surprised? You thought I'd perished in that den of crocodiles. I SURVIVED! CLINGING TO THE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ONE DAY--''[[ShotMidSentence Urrrrghhhh!]]''
-->-- '''StarTrekVoyager''', "[[ExcitedSeriesTitle Bride of Chaotica!]]"

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->''Do ->''"Do not count a human dead until you've [[NeverFoundTheBody seen the body]]. And even then you can make a mistake.''
"''
-->-- Bene '''Bene Gesserit saying, saying''', ''{{Literature/Dune}}''

->'''Wedding Guest:''' Look! The dead prince!
->'''Concorde:'''
prince!\\
'''Concorde:'''
He's not quite dead.
->'''Prince
dead.\\
'''Prince
Herbert:''' Oh, I feel much better.
-->-- ''Film/{{Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}''

->Look
''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

->''Look
at me still talking
->when
talking\\
when
there's Science to do.
->When
do.\\
When
I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
->I've
you.\\
I've
experiments to run.
->There
run.\\
There
is research to be done.
->On
done.\\
On
the people who are still alive.
->And
alive.\\
And
believe me I am still alive.
->I'm
alive.\\
I'm
doing Science and I'm still alive.
->I
alive.\\
I
feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
->While
alive.\\
While
you're dying I'll be still alive.
->And
alive.\\
And
when you're dead I will be still alive.
->STILL ALIVE (x2)
-->--''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->''[[ImplacableMan
alive.\\
STILL ALIVE'' (×2)
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->''"[[ImplacableMan
Not yet Snake! It's not over yet!]]''
-->--'''Liquid
yet!]]"''
-->-- '''Liquid
Snake''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''

->'''Lonzak:''' [[IncomingHam HALT, IN THE NAME OF CHAOTICA!]] ''(sees (''sees our hero)'' PROTON!
->'''Buster:'''
hero'') PROTON!\\
'''Buster:'''
Buddy of yours?
->'''Captain
yours?\\
'''Captain
Proton:''' We've met.
->'''Lonzak:'''
met.\\
'''Lonzak:'''
Surprised? You thought I'd perished in that den of crocodiles. I SURVIVED! CLINGING TO THE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ONE DAY--''[[ShotMidSentence DAY -- ''[[ShotMidSentence Urrrrghhhh!]]''
-->-- '''StarTrekVoyager''', "[[ExcitedSeriesTitle '''Series/StarTrekVoyager''', "[[ExcitedShowTitle Bride of Chaotica!]]"Chaotica!]]"
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->''They haven't spotted us! They are all snoring in their beds! Or do you know what? They are in the casino, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, ''kameraden'', '''not yet!'''''

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->''They haven't spotted us! They are all snoring in their beds! Or do you know what? They No - they are in the casino, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, ''kameraden'', '''not yet!'''''
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->''They haven't spotted us! They are all snoring in their beds! Or do you know what? They are in the casino, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, ''kameraden'', '''not yet!'''''
-->-'''[[TheCaptain The Old Man]]''', ''Film/DasBoot''
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->'''Buster:''' Buddy of yours.

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->'''Buster:''' Buddy of yours.yours?



->'''Lonzak:'''Surprised? You thought I'd perished in that den of crocodiles. I SURVIVED! CLINGING TO THE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ONE DAY--[[ShotMidSentence Urrrrghhhh!]]

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->'''Lonzak:'''Surprised? ->'''Lonzak:''' Surprised? You thought I'd perished in that den of crocodiles. I SURVIVED! CLINGING TO THE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ONE DAY--[[ShotMidSentence Urrrrghhhh!]]DAY--''[[ShotMidSentence Urrrrghhhh!]]''
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->'''Lonzak:''' [[IncomingHam HALT, IN THE NAME OF CHAOTICA!]] ''(sees our hero)'' PROTON!
->'''Buster:''' Buddy of yours.
->'''Captain Proton:''' We've met.
->'''Lonzak:'''Surprised? You thought I'd perished in that den of crocodiles. I SURVIVED! CLINGING TO THE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ONE DAY--[[ShotMidSentence Urrrrghhhh!]]
-->-- '''StarTrekVoyager''', "[[ExcitedSeriesTitle Bride of Chaotica!]]"
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->''[[ImplacableMan Not yet Snake! It's not over yet!]]''
-->--'''Liquid Snake''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''
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->Look at me still talking
->when there's Science to do.
->When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
->I've experiments to run.
->There is research to be done.
->On the people who are still alive.
->And believe me I am still alive.
->I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
->I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
->While you're dying I'll be still alive.
->And when you're dead I will be still alive.
->STILL ALIVE (x2)
-->--''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''
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->''Do not count a human dead until you've [[NeverFoundTheBody seen the body]]. And even then you can make a mistake.''
-->-- Bene Gesserit saying, ''{{Literature/Dune}}''

->'''Wedding Guest:''' Look! The dead prince!
->'''Concorde:''' He's not quite dead.
->'''Prince Herbert:''' Oh, I feel much better.
-->-- ''Film/{{Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}''

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-->--''Nick Arson'', ''Tales of Galismera''

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-->--''Nick Arson'', -->-- '''Nick Arson''', ''Tales of Galismera''



-->--'''Goldentusk''', ''Film/{{Halloween}}'' [[WithLyrics theme]]

->''All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.''\\
-- Rule 13 of the EvilOverlordList

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-->--'''Goldentusk''', ''Film/{{Halloween}}'' -->-- '''Goldentusk''', ''Franchise/{{Halloween}}'' [[WithLyrics theme]]

->''All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.''\\
--
''
-->--
Rule 13 of the EvilOverlordList



->'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.\\
-- ''KungPow: Enter the Fist''

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->'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.\\
-- ''KungPow: Enter the Fist''
dead.
-->-- ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist''



-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', who is NotQuiteDead [[spoiler:after [[HeroicSacrifice heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the AppliedPhlebotinum [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat into a massive explosion]].]]

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-->--'''The -->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', who is NotQuiteDead [[spoiler:after [[HeroicSacrifice heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the AppliedPhlebotinum [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat into a massive explosion]].]]



-->--''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberiumWars''


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-->-- ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberiumWars''
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-> Why. Do people. ''[[ThisIsSPARTA Never! Just!]]'' '''[[ThisIsSPARTA Die!?!]]''' I mean come on! Seriously here! [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who's writing this!?!]]

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-> Why. Do people. ''[[ThisIsSPARTA ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never! Just!]]'' '''[[ThisIsSPARTA '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Die!?!]]''' I mean come on! Seriously here! [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who's writing this!?!]]

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->'''Ajay:''' Kane never would've done this!
->'''Kilian:''' ''Kane. Is. '''Dead.'''''
->''(one mission later)''
->'''Kane:''' Once again, the world is quick to bury me...
-->--''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberiumWars''

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-->''Never count a human dead unless you've [[NeverFoundTheBody seen the body]]. And even then you can make a mistake.''\\
-- '''Frank Herbert''', ''{{Dune}}''----

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-->''Never count a human dead unless you've [[NeverFoundTheBody seen ->'''The Chosen One:''' Master! I thought you were dead!
->'''Master Tang:''' No, I only did this:\\
''Tang drops his head on
the body]]. And even then you can make ground as if he's dead.''
->'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean
a mistake.''\\
person is dead.\\
-- '''Frank Herbert''', ''{{Dune}}''----
''KungPow: Enter the Fist''

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->'''The Chosen One:''' Master! I thought you were dead!
->'''Master Tang:''' No, I only did this:\\
''Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead.''
->'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.\\
-- ''KungPow: Enter the Fist''
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-->--'''Goldentusk''', ''{{Halloween}}'' [[WithLyrics theme]]

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-->--'''Goldentusk''', ''{{Halloween}}'' ''Film/{{Halloween}}'' [[WithLyrics theme]]
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-->--'''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', who is NotQuiteDead [[spoiler:after [[HeroicSacrifice heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the AppliedPhlebotinum [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat into a massive explosion]].]]


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-->--'''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', ''Series/DoctorWho'', who is NotQuiteDead [[spoiler:after [[HeroicSacrifice heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the AppliedPhlebotinum [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat into a massive explosion]].]]

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->''Oh... Okay! I escaped, then! Brilliant! Love it when I do that.''
-->--'''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', who is NotQuiteDead [[spoiler:after [[HeroicSacrifice heroically sacrificing himself]] by driving the AppliedPhlebotinum [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat into a massive explosion]].]]

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''KungPow: Enter the Fist''


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-- ''KungPow: Enter the Fist''

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--> ''KungPow: Enter the Fist''


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--> ''KungPow: Enter the Fist''

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->'''The Chosen One:''' Master! I thought you were dead!
->'''Master Tang:''' No, I only did this:\\
''Tang drops his head on the ground as if he's dead.''
->'''Master Tang:''' That does not mean a person is dead.\\
--> ''KungPow: Enter the Fist''

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