History Quotes / MurderIsTheBestSolution

->''"'''This dude can '''control and create electricity with his brain''', which by all rights makes him one of the most powerful people on the face of the Earth. Patrick Stewart and [=Ian McKellen=] should be straight up wrestling in his front yard to determine who gets to recruit him. And yet, he just cold gets dropped without Sabretooth even breaking stride. Seriously: How is this guy not just kept in a room in case they ever need to just instantly murder IronMan?"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-origins-wolverine-2009-part-o/ on]] ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''

->'''"This dude can '''control and create electricity with his brain''', which by all rights makes him one of the most powerful people on the face of the Earth. Patrick Stewart and [=Ian McKellen=] should be straight up wrestling in his front yard to determine who gets to recruit him. And yet, he just cold gets dropped without Sabretooth even breaking stride. Seriously: How is this guy not just kept in a room in case they ever need to just instantly murder IronMan?"''

->'''Chris''': This, by the way, is the first truly insane moment of the movie, from a super-power standpoint. This dude can '''control and create electricity with his brain''', which by all rights makes him one of the most powerful people on the face of the Earth. Patrick Stewart and [=Ian McKellen=] should be straight up wrestling in his front yard to determine who gets to recruit him. And yet, he just cold gets dropped without Sabretooth even breaking stride.\\
'''Matt''': Not to mention that Stryker is collecting mutant powers for reasons we’ll get to later. And rather than grab him up, Sabretooth just offs him.\\
'''Chris''': Seriously: How is this guy not just kept in a room in case they ever need to just instantly murder IronMan? I realize I’m fixating on this, but come on.

->''"Follow the money. Who profits from extreme weather? The elite cabal of the WeatherChannel, of course. By manipulating the climate for better ratings, the CEO stands to make literally [[strike:thousands]] [[strike:hundreds]] ''[[CutLexLuthorACheck tens]]'' of dollars. This conspiracy [[PoesLaw may or may not be entirely serious]] and may be ranked among the likes of the conspiracy that Princess Diana was murdered by florists who wanted to boost sales."''

->"Look, I can name at least two or three instances in my life where I tried to work out some shit by trying to find some mutual understanding, and I can tell you, it's always faster and easier to just kill'em."

->"Death solves all problems -- no man, no problem."

->'''Discord''': "So, what I propose is simple - [[NeverSayDie get rid of]] [[TopGod Harmony]]."
-->-- ''FanFic/ChroniclesOfHarmonysEnd''

->"Kill one person, and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities."

->"For most of the guys, killings became accepted. Murder was the only way that everybody stayed in line. You got out of line, you got wacked; everybody knew the rules. But sometimes, even if people didn't get out of line, they got wacked. I mean, hits just became a habit for some of the guys: Guys get into arguments over nothing and before you knew it one of them was dead."

->'''Richard Jeni:''' They always seem to say 'violence is never the best option', to which I am hastily reminded of World War II.

-->'''Chrom:''' I am so lost right now. What is he even talking about? Never mind. Let's just kill the bandits. I'm sure it'll sort itself out.
-->-- Fire Emblem Awakening

->"MOST people don't kill, Haley! That's why there are laws against murder. It's only adventurers who think, 'Hmm, how can I solve this problem? Oh, right, bloodshed!'"

->"As the size of [[StuffBlowingUp an explosion]] increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero... [[AndThatWouldBeWrong And that would be wrong.]]"

->"As the saying goes: '[[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer If your only tool is a hammer]], then all your problems start to look like [[{{Metaphorgotten}} people that need to be beaten with a hammer]].'"

->"Obstacles are for killing."

->'''Gav:''' Maybe you're thinking this would be easier if you were allowed to shoot everybody who isn't one of your own?
->'''Elf:''' Oh, that's ''always'' easier. Are you putting that option on the table?

->''I'm going to go for violence, 'cause I know that works.''

->"What's the point of defeating something and not killing them?"

-->'''Chrom:''' I am so lost right now. What is this guy even talking about? Never mind. Let's just kill all the bandits. I'm sure it'll sort itself out.
-->-- '''Chrom:''' Fire Emblem Awakening

-->-- '''Seth''', ''Literature/TalesOfMU'

-->-- '''Seth''', ''TalesOfMU'

->"Obstacles are for killing."
-->-- '''Shampoo''', ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf''

->"What's the point of defeating something and not killing them?"
-->-- '''Seth''', ''TalesOfMU'

->"Death solves all problems -- no man, no problem."
-->-- '''Joseph Stalin''', ''Children of the Arbat''

->"MOST people don't kill, Haley! That's why there are laws against murder. It's only adventurers who think, 'Hmm, how can I solve this problem? Oh, right, bloodshed!'"
-->-- '''Celia''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->"As the size of [[StuffBlowingUp an explosion]] increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero... [[AndThatWouldBeWrong And that would be wrong.]]"
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->"Look, I can name at least two or three instances in my life where I tried to work out some shit by trying to find some mutual understanding, and I can tell you, it's always faster and easier to just kill'em."
-->-- '''Gin Rummy''', ''TheBoondocks''

->"As the saying goes: '[[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer If your only tool is a hammer]], then all your problems start to look like [[{{Metaphorgotten}} people that need to be beaten with a hammer]].'"
-->-- '''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/e3rmh/im_all_for_diversity_but_this_is_a_little_much/c1549ka?context=8 Pulp Hero]]''', {{Reddit}}

->''"I'm sure it will all become clear once we've killed the right person."''
-->-- '''Nakar/Dupre''', ''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/SerpentIsle/Update%2018/index.html Let's Play Ultima VII Part 2: Serpent Isle]]''

->'''Richard Jeni:''' They always seem to say 'violence is never the best option', to which I am hastily reminded of World War II.
-->-- '''RichardJeni:''' A Big Stinking Pile of Me.

->'''Discord''': "So, what I propose is simple - [[NeverSayDie get rid of]] [[TopGod Harmony]]."
-->-- ''FanFic/ChroniclesOfHarmonysEnd''

->'''Gav:''' Maybe you're thinking this would be easier if you were allowed to shoot everybody who isn't one of your own?
->'''Elf:''' Oh, that's ''always'' easier. Are you putting that option on the table?
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->"Kill one person, and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities."
-->-- Ten-year old '''Runa Fair-Shield''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

-->-- ''TheCatInTheHat'' (2003 film)

-->-- '''Shampoo''', ''RanmaOneHalf''

-->-- ''SchlockMercenary''

->'''Gav:''' Maybe your thinking this would be easier if you were allowed to shoot everybody who isn't one of your own?

->"As the size of [[StuffBlowingUp an explosion]] increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero."

-->-- '''Seth''', ''{{Tales of MU}}''

-->-- ''{{The Cat in the Hat}}'' (2003 film)

-->-- '''Celia''', ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

-->-- ''{{Looking for Group}}'', [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/15 comic #15]]

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-->-- '''Shampoo''', ''[[{{ptitlegynukzwikxmd}} Ranma ½]]''

-->-- '''Celia''', ''{{The Order of the Stick}}''

-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''{{The Order of the Stick}}''

->"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero."

-->-- '''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/e3rmh/im_all_for_diversity_but_this_is_a_little_much/c1549ka?context=8 Pulp Hero]]''', ''Reddit''

->'''Gid:''' Would you help me explain how much easier and quicker killing is?\\

-->-- '''Shampoo''', ''[=~Ranma ½~=]''

-->-- ''TheCatInTheHat'' (2003 film)

->"As the saying goes: "[[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer If your only tool is a hammer]], then all your problems start to look like [[{{Metaphorgotten}} people that need to be beaten with a hammer]]."."
-->-- '''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/e3rmh/im_all_for_diversity_but_this_is_a_little_much/c1549ka?context=8 Pulp Hero]]''', {{Reddit}}

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