History Quotes / MuggingTheMonster

-->'''Shaxs:''' Look, we don't want any- [grabs and [[UseYourHead headbutts]] the nearest punk] ...''[[LastSecondWordSwap witnesses]]''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks
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->''"Out of all the men to cheat, you picked [[TheChessmaster John Kramer]]? I mean... I'd call that... epic bad luck."''

->Boy, did ''you'' pick the wrong guy on the wrong day.

->Sometimes I [[VoluntaryShapeshifting take the form of an 8-year-old]] and get in windowless vans with strangers. [[PsychopathicManchild If they're legit, I get candy and Playstation.]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil If not, I get to eat a child molester.]] Win-win!

-->-- '''John Hoffman''', ''Film/SawX''

->''"Out of all the men to cheat, you picked [[TheChessmaster John Kramer]]? I mean... I call that... epic bad luck."''

->''"Out of all the men to cheat, you picked [[TheChessmaster John Kramer]]?"''

->''"Of all the men to cheat, you picked [[TheChessmaster John Kramer]]?"''
-->-- '''Voice-over character''' in the [[https://youtu.be/t3PzUo4P21c trailer]] for ''Film/SawX''

->'''Erik:''' Doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The thought that someday they might pass [[SuperRegistrationAct that foolish law]], or one just like it, and come for you, and your children?\\

'''Erik:''' And what will you do, when you wake up to that?\\
'''Charles:''' I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul who comes to my house... ''(looks directly at Eric)'' looking for trouble.

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-->-- ''Film/{{Wolf}}''

-->-- ''Film/BackToTheFuture''

-->-- ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline''

-->-- ''Series/TheWalkingDead'', "A" (DVD version)

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

'''Rosalia:''' [[WhatAnIdiot Why would someone from an Assault Team be all the way down here?]] [[TemptingFate Just take him out already!]] [[BullyingADragon And take everything he owns!]]\\

-->-- ''Anime/{{Inuyasha}}''

-->-- '''King Mob''' kindly explaining the trope while threatening a GroinAttack, ''ComicBook/TheInvisibles''

-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Supergirl|1982}}''

->''None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. ''You're'' locked up in here with '''ME.'''''
-->-- '''Rorschach''' after throwing a deep fryer in an inmate's face for trying to shank him, ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}''

->Look at you, thinking you're a threat. That may just be the cutest thing I've seen in here.

->I'm telling you that you're in the wrong film, fatboy. [[WrongGenreSavvy You're not in the cowboy film you thought you were.]] This is a ''different'' kind of movie. And you're in the scene where the redneck shitkicker picks on the stranger in town, only it turns out to be [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Big Arnie]] or a gang of vampires. I bet you've seen that a million times, cowboy.

->None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. ''You're'' locked up in here with '''ME.'''

->That's not a knife. (''draws his Bowie knife'') ''[[BiggerIsBetter This]]'' is a knife!

-->-- ''All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault,'' by James Alan Garner

->Intent to rob, intent to assault, assault, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking failing to be selective in your choice of victim]]. Bad day for you.

->Apparently they'd broken into the place in the wee small hours of the morning. They had thought the house was empty; a bad mistake indeed!\\

Thugs they were, by all means, but they'd been no match for Faethor Ferenczy. Each of them had a broken right arm and a broken left leg, and their intended victim was responsible! [[SuperStrength Think of his strength]], Dragosani!

->I keep a small underground apartment about twelve minutes' brisk walk from the cantina. It's been broken into twice since I've lived there. The first time I came back and found the deed done; the second time I surprised the burglar in the act. A young human. [[ToServeMan Turns out humans don't taste very good.]]

->[The Streib's] last expedition was into Minbari space. We tracked them back to their homeworld... and made sure they understood the depth of their mistake.

->Hey lads, the [[BadMoonRising moon's rising]]. All the better to watch him beg for mercy.\\
Just look at him, [[PainfulTransformation groveling on all fours!]] What a pathetic - [[OhCrap uh-oh.]]

->Hey, who are [[DemonSlaying you?!]] [[OneManArmy You can't...]] [[TheDreaded be...]] [[OhCrap here....]]
-->-- UAC Guard to the [[PlayerCharacter Doom Slayer]], ''Videogame/DoomEternal''

->There are people in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know. These are people who wander through the world shouting, "Kill me." And there's always someone ready to oblige to them.

->Ever heard of the Yiga Clan? They're a group of thieving bandits who have caused all sorts of trouble back in town. I got a tip that some of them go incognito as travelers to ambush the unwary. That's why I'm dressed as a simple merchant. [[InvokedTrope My mission is to blend in and stay on guard in case they strike.]]

->[[CoolHelmet Beauty, isn't it]]? Pried that off the krogan warlord Gezark. Used to run the Blood Pack out of Omega about seventeen years ago. [[BusmansHoliday Wasn't even a job]]: guy just thought he'd hijack the freighter I was hitchhiking on. Big mistake.

->''(Standing over an unconscious thug)'' What was this idiot thinking?!? You see a ninja, you let the ninja pass. That's common sense!

->Attention! Banditry's na tha answer ta yer problems. 'Tis wrong and also dangerous. Ye are surround'd by [[WhenTreesAttack deadly trees]] an' ye have na sufficient force ta make a real go of it. One a' these days, yer just gonna end up trying to rob like a level 16 fighter by accident and get massacred.

->[[TheWatson Omnibus]], [[SpacePirates pirates]] and gangsters and other "outlaws" are nothing but ''arrogant children''. They think that the rules are just there to spoil their fun, and that only wimps and losers live by them. And so they figure that being an outlaw makes them the biggest, baddest predators in the universe.\\

Our three-eyed little buccaneers just learned their worst nightmare is true. That the ''bars'' on the cage ''aren't there'' to protect the ''tiger''. And the tiger ''isn't them''.

->But that was ''not'' murder. It was ''clearly'' self-defense. The fact that I [[MoreDakka had a submachine gun]] changes nothing. It just lets me defend more efficiently.

->Number two, the opponents. They, and everyone else, must think that they are the ones with the overwhelming advantage, they have to be a little cocky about it as well.

->That was ComicBook/TheJoker! [[OhCrap I cussed out]] ''[[OhCrap the Joker!]]''

->AW YEAH! LOOK AT 'CHA! You was [[TrashTalk poppin' all dat GOOOOD shit a second ago]], then you got ''kicked in yo' chest!''

-> Who attacks ''[[ViolentGlaswegian Glasgow?!]]'' One of the suicide bombers was rugby tackled! How tough do you have to be to watch a car plow into a building on fire, a guy gets out in flames, runs across the terminal, and you go "Fuckin' watch this!" ''(lunges)''

->I'll see your six and raise you thirty-five!

->[[StiffUpperLip I fear that]] all we have done is to [[AwakeningTheSleepingGiant awaken a sleeping giant]] and [[{{ThisMeansWar}} fill him with]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge a terrible resolve]].

->The [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Fulcis]]' Dodge had smoked glass windows, so the guy in the suit could almost have been forgiven for what he said next.\\

'''[[SmugSuper Kirito]]:''' Aww, that's ''adorable'', you think they're a ''threat!'' Well, you just sit tight - show's about to start. Careful though, the first three rows are a ''[[LudicrousGibs splaaash zooone~]]''\\

'''Kirito:''' How? Well, it's quite simple, really. You see, ''girlie'', [[HannibalLecture you may think you've got me all figured out]], but there's one thing you didn't account for. My numbers- (''reveals his level 78 stats'') ''[[MyKungFuIsStrongerThanYours -are bigger than yours!]]'' Funny thing really: [[RPGMechanicsVerse get to a high enough level]], and you're basically untouchable. ''[[HealingFactor My wounds heal faster than you can make them.]]'' [[ShootingSuperman We could do this all day and you would not be any closer to beating me.]] Not that it wouldn't be fun. But, I've got good news! You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! [[AGodAmI Cause he's right here!]] ''[[DeathGlare And he's fresh out of mercy.]]''\\
'''Mook:''' (''[[TearsOfFear sobbing]]'')

-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]