History Quotes / MommasBoy

->'''Louise''': Hey dad, what are you wearing to mom and Gene's wedding.\\

-->--' ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''Sam looked up at his mum. She was buttoning his new pyjamas, which were covered in little UFOs. Sam, of course, being eleven, could do up his own pyjama buttons. But he knew it was something his mum still liked to do.''

-->--''' ''[[http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/intercontinental/63620611 Shelton and his momma]]'' '''

->"There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "[[EveryoneHasStandards That's messed up]]."

->"I dumped YOU because you're dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord!"

-> (to the tune of "Drunken Sailor") What do you do when your mom's unhappy?
->Jerry left her feeling crappy
->Sing her a shanty nice and snappy
->Wash her in the bathtub
->Wash, wash, wash your VJ
->Scrub, scrub, scrub your VJ
->Rinse, rinse, rinse your VJ
->Next we'll do your tushy!
->Wash, wash, wash your tushy
->Scrub, scrub, scrub your tushy
->Rinse, rinse, rinse your tushy
->We just did your tushy!

->She say "Do you love me?", I tell her "Only partly"\\
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry

(Avance just looks embarrassed.)\\

-->--'''Lana Kane''', ''{{Archer}}''

-->--'''Albert (Lou Costello)''', ''[[AbbottAndCostello In Society]]''

-->--'''Cameron''', ''ModernFamily''

-->--''TheFairlyOddparents'', "Apartnership!"

-->--'''Lana Kane''' to '''Sterling Archer''', ''{{Archer}}''

->'''Avance''': ...To me, money is just a material concern. I'm more interested in fulfilling the duties assigned by my mother.\\

'''Avance''': Yes... I'm a momma's boy. I'm proud of it, though.

->"There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "That's messed up."

-->--'''Tohru''', ''JackieChanAdventures''

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->''Nobody touches my mommy!''
-->--'''Tohru''', ''JackieChanAdventures''

->"I almost won the Royal Rumble? I don't live on almost and neither should you!"
->"But Ma..."
->"I don't wanna hear about the other 29 boys! I'm talking about you! I'm your momma! You're gonna be a champion! Even if I have to beat you down to make it happen!"
-->--''' ''[[http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/intercontinental/63620611 Shelton and his momma]]'' '''

->"There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "That's messed up."
-->--'''Cameron''', ''ModernFamily''

->'''Cosmo:''' I am ''not'' a mama's boy!\\
'''Mama Cosma:''' Yes you are!\\
'''Cosmo:''' Yes, mama.
-->--''TheFairlyOddparents'', "Apartnership!"
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->"There’s a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, ’That’s messed up.’"