History Quotes / MistakenForGay

-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS1E4WomensTroubles Women's Troubles]]"

-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates

->"Everyone has always thought you were homosexual, angel. People in countries that wouldn't have names for hundreds of years, people in ancient Greece, people in Rome, people in France and Russia and England and Zimbabwe. The people here in this little neighborhood think so too, and I suppose some of them are quite offended that you've got a live-in, but most of them don't really care about you one way or the other, and the rest are quite pleased. Don't worry about it. Do you think I should take to gardening in tiny cut-off jean shorts?"

->''"I see. [[InterspeciesRomance You can't have one of your own]], [[ParentalBonus so you want to adopt.]]"''

->''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[UnusualEuphemism gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''

->'''Henry King, [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[spoiler:Chris Kyle]]'s ghost:''' Patriots! I need your body! Let me in you so I fan finish!\\

'''Hitomi:''' [[SchoolgirlLesbians You're both girls!]] [Runs away] [[MemeticMutation Girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls!]]

->'''Franklin:''' Yo, crudes! It's Hudson ...with ''Hailey.''

-->--'''Diego''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge'', after seeing Manny and Sid defending a human child, claiming it's "theirs", and [[NotWhatItLooksLike drawing the wrong conclusion]]

-->--'''Jan''', ''Film/ButImACheerleader''

-->--''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

-->--FanFic/{{Coyote}}

->'''Liz''': People ask me, "What's wrong with your brother-in-law? Is he gay?"
->'''Arthur''': And what do you say?
->'''Liz''': I say, "I honestly don't know." I say, "I don't think so, but it's hard to tell these days."
->'''Arthur''': Well, thanks!
->'''Liz''': Face facts, Arthur - a man your age, living with his mother, doesn't go out with women, does all the cooking - what else is one to think?
->'''Arthur''': Perhaps one could think that here is a man who, for a change, puts his mother's welfare ahead of trying to prove his own manhood by chasing after everything in a skirt that moves!
->'''Liz''': No, that's far too complicated. They'll just think you're gay.
->'''Maggie''': (''walking in from the kitchen'') Who's gay?
->'''Arthur''': I am, apparently!
->'''Maggie''': Oh, no, Arthur. [[HaveAGayOldTime You've been very down in the dumps lately. Not at all the gay little boy you used to be]].

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E11ClosingTime "Closing Time"]]

'''Riley:''' Excuse moi? ''[gives them an odd look]''\\
'''Female student:''' Yeah, I mean really. I mean, you two stick so close some of us were starting to wonder if you were... you know...\\
'''Riley:''' ''[gives her a deadpan look]'' Considering he and I once spent an hour debating what it would feel like to touch a boob, I think that’s a NO, sugarbutt.
-->-- {{FanFic/Coyote}}

-->-- ''{{FanFic/Coyote}}''

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'''Doctor:''' "Partner." Yes, I like it. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is it better than companion?]]\\

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Closing Time"

->'''Mels''': Come on. Seriously. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt It's got to be you two. Oh cut to the song, it's getting boring]].\\
'''Amy''': Nice thought, okay? But completely impossible.\\
'''Rory''': Yeah. Impossible.\\
'''Amy''': I'd love to. He's gorgeous. He's my favorite guy. But he's, you know—\\
'''Rory''': —a friend.\\
'''Amy''': —gay.\\
'''Rory''': I'm not gay.\\
'''Amy''': Yes you are.\\
'''Rory''': No. No I'm not.\\
'''Amy''': Of course you are, don't be stupid. In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the ''slightest'' interest in a '''girl'''?\\
'''Mels''': Penny in the air.\\
'''Amy''': I mean I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. Name ''one'' girl you've paid the ''slightest'' bit of attention to. ''[Rory's mouth opens, closes, opens...and he runs out of the room. Realization plays over Amy's face]''. ...Oh my God! Rory! ''[She runs after him]''.\\
'''Mels''': And the penny drops.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Let's Kill Hitler"

->'''Ryan:''' Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.\\
'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!
-->--''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

->Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics... they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation. ”
-->-- Sesame Workshop statement, August 11, 2011 (issued in response to a Change.org petition to have Bert and Ernie marry which circulated shortly after gay marriage was legalized in the state of New York)

->'''Liz:''' What made you think I was gay?\\
'''Jack:''' Your shoes.\\
'''Liz:''' Well, I'm straight.\\
'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
-->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->''First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay\\
But here I am singing on his wedding day''
-->-- '''Phoebe's song''', ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->''And if you look off to the left side of the ship, you'll see a bunch of homosexuals. (Something translated in Spanish)...fanny bandits.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

-->-- '''''{{Film/Tootsie}}'''''

->'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is [[RelativeError why do these people assume we're gay?]]\\
'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.
-->--''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', ''Playthings''

->'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.\\
'''Cmd. Eric Lassard:''' ''(awkward)'' ...I guess there are places you could go ...certain bars and so on...\\
'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' Eric, what are you talking about?\\
'''Cmd. Eric Lassard:''' Does Margret know about this?\\
'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' Eric, I'm in trouble here and I need some new recruits!\\
'''Cmd. Eric Lassard:''' Oooooh! ''That's easy!''
-->--''Film/PoliceAcademy2TheirFirstAssignment''

->'''George:''' Look, we're not gay.\\
'''Jerry:''' NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat!\\
'''George:''' No, no, of course not!
-->--''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''

->'''Lancelot:''' We were in the nick of time, you were in a great peril.\\
'''Galahad:''' I don't think I was.\\
'''Lancelot:''' Yes, you were, you were in a terrible peril!\\
'''Galahad:''' Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!\\
'''Lancelot:''' No, it was too perilous!\\
'''Galahad:''' Look, it's a duty of a knight to sample as much peril as I can!\\
'''Lancelot:''' No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!\\
'''Galahad:''' Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?\\
'''Lancelot:''' No, it's unhealthy.\\
'''Galahad:''' Bet you're gay!\\
'''Lancelot:''' No, I'm not.
-->--''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

->''"I see. [[InterspeciesRomance You can't have one of your own]], [[ParentalBonus so you want to adopt.]]"''
-->--'''Diego''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge''[[note]]After seeing Manny and Sid defending a human child, claiming it's "theirs", and [[NotWhatItLooksLike drawing the wrong conclusion]].[[/note]]

-->- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Closing Time"

->'''Mels''': Come on. Seriously. It's got to be you two. Oh cut to the song, it's getting boring.\\

'''Amy''': I mean I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. Name ''one'' girl you've paid the ''slightest'' bit of attention to. ''[Rory's mouth opens, closes, opens...and he runs out of the room. Realisation plays over Amy's face]''. ...Oh my God! Rory! ''[She runs after him]''.\\

-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "Let's Kill Hitler"

->'''Frank the Magikoopa''': Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!\\
(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)\\
'''Hal and Jeff''': Ahhhhhh!\\
'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!
-->--WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom, episode 2

->''For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.''
-->--'''[[TheWatson Dr. John Watson]]'''[[note]]'''''One of the most [[{{Shipping}} slashed]] characters in the history of print and screen media.'''''[[/note]], ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

-> "I'm just saying," Michael continued without malice, bending to do something delicate and ornate with the fuel pump, "that certain… traits have been called to my attention and I just wanted to let you know that it makes absolutely no difference in our friendship. You are the same man that I met and respected years ago."\\
"Thank you, Michael, that means a lot to me," Harry said sincerely. "It would probably mean much more if I were actually gay."
-->-- [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/975606 This]] [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Dresden Files]] fic

->'''Kakyoin''': Hey, Jotaro. Could you give me that, please? It's my favorite.\\
'''Jotaro''': Gasp!? Kakyoin, are you...\\
'''Kakyoin''': That cherry...that cherry, please.\\
'''Jotaro''': Oh, a cherry. Yeah, here. There, go you.\\
(Jotaro gives Kakyoin a pair of cherries.)\\
'''Kakyoin''': Thanks. Rerorerorero.\\
(Kakyoin eats the cherry in his trademark manner.)
-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'''Jay Cutler:''' So Rodgers, I suppose that makes you sort of “[[{{Pun}} bye-curious]]?”\\
'''Ben Roethlisberger:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S GAY.]]\\
'''Aaron Rodgers:''' I AM NOT GAY. WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS JUNK ALREADY\\
'''Tom Brady:''' Sounds to me like you’ve been UNDER someone’s junk already.
-->-- ''WebSite/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook'', "[[http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-wild-card-shuffle/ Wild Card Shuffle]]"

->'''Hitomi:''' For you two [Madoka and Sayaka] to have gotten so close in just ''one'' night- '''what did you do after I left yesterday'''?!\\
'''Sayaka:''' [[LampshadeHanging I can't believe she's going there...]]\\
'''Hitomi:''' [[SchoolgirlLesbians You're both girls!]] [Runs away] [[MemeticMutation Girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls!]]
-->-- ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0 Episode 2]]

->'''Freeza''': Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?\\
'''[[CampStraight Zarbon]]''': [[WhamLine Well I need to call my girlfriend.]]\\
'''Freeza''': Well I- Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?\\
'''Zarbon''': You see our one year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make reservations early.\\
'''Freeza''': Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were... never mind.\\
'''Zarbon''': What, you thought I was single?\\
'''Freeza''': Well, no, I just... I thought you were into... you know, it really doesn't matter.\\
'''Zarbon''': Well it matters to me because frankly it sounds like you thought I was-\\
'''Orlen''': Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing-''[explodes]''-TANK!\\
'''Freeza''': [[INeedToGoIronMyDog Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation]] ''[[INeedToGoIronMyDog never]]''.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''

->'''Kanji''': What are you guys doing?\\
'''Yosuke''': Watching you hanging out with a dude!\\
'''Chie''': NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat!\\
'''Yosuke''': Yeah! I mean, if you like dudes...\\
'''Kanji''': [[BerserkButton You sayin' I like dudes...?]]\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Narrator''': And then there was a wacky chase scene.\\
'''Yosuke & Chie''': AAAAAAAAAAAA\\
'''Kanji''': Nooooo come back I love girls!!
-->-- ''WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'s [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Big Long Persona 4 Comic]]''

-> "Can we get on?" said Crowley. "Goodnight, miss. Get in, angel." Ah. Well, that explained it. She had been perfectly safe after all.
-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''

->"Everyone has always thought you were homosexual, angel. People in countries that wouldn't have names for hundreds of years, people in ancient Greece, people in Rome, people in France and Russia and England and Zimbabwe. The people here in this little neighborhood think so too, and I suppose some of them are quite offended that you've got a live-in, but most of them don't really care about you one way or the other, and the rest are quite pleased. Don't worry about it. Do you think I should take to gardening in tiny cut-off jean shorts?"
-->-- '''Crowley''' to Aziraphale in the ''Literature/GoodOmens'' fanfic "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/1630271 A Precise and Accurate History of Monday, Eleven Years Later]]"

But here I am singing on his wedding day

--> ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''

-->--''Series/ThirtyRock''

-->-- '''Crowley''' to Aziraphale in the ''Literature/GoodOmens'' fanfic "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/1630271 A Precise and Accurate History of Monday, Eleven Years Later]]"

-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''

'''Scott''': No, you idiot, [[GenderBlenderName Mike is a girl!]]\\

'''Scott''': No, you idiot, Mike is a girl!\\

-->--'''Diego''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge''[[note]]After seeing Manny and Sid defending a human child, claiming it's "theirs", and [[NotWhatItLooksLike drawing the wrong conclusion]][[/note]]

-->--'''Diego''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge''