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->'''Diabeetus:''' I don't know, but Billy kicks ass.

->''""If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" SunTzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than '''you''' do, pal, because he '''invented it'''! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the '''crap''' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a "'''Tzu'''"!"'' ''[[spoiler:"Unless it's a farm."]]''

->'''NC:''' Within the twilight of a full moon. When the sky is dark and fire of stars PIERCES through the night! THAT is where you will find...Lucas.
-->-- NostalgiaCritic, TheWizard

-->-- '''Church''', describing [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Sergeant Johnson]], ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

-->-- '''Lordgenome''', upon facing [[Anime/{{Daitarn3}} Banjou Haran]] in combat during VideoGame/{{Super Robot Wars Z}}2: Hakai-Hen.

->''"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' SunTzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than '''you''' do, pal, because he '''invented it'''! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the '''crap''' out of every single one!"''

-->-- '''Lordgenome''', upon facing Banjou Haran in combat during VideoGame/{{Super Robot Wars Z}}2: Hakai-Hen.

"This man... the essence of the sun! Strength... spirit... he surpasses all others!"

-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut'', "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Home Insecurity"

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/SouthPark: [[TheMovie Bigger, Longer and Uncut]]''', "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Home Insecurity"

->'''J.B.:''' Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!
-->-- '''PootieTang: Sine Your Pitty On Da Runny Kine'''

-->-- '''{{Retsupurae}}''' on LetsPlay/BillyMC in-between [[{{MST}} sessions of mocking him]].

-->-- [[WeirdAlYankovic "Weird Al" Yankovic]], ''CNR''

->'''slowbeef:''' What the hell was that?

->''"That's right motherfuckers! Now you '''KNOW''' why I'm awesome!" [Geno assumes BadassArmfold]''

-->'''PootieTang: Sine Your Pitty On Da Runny Kine'''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]], After taking out a horde of Zombies in one of the alternate endings to BowsersKingdom episode 666''

-->[[WeirdAlYankovic "Weird Al" Yankovic]], ''CNR''

-->-- '''SouthPark: [[TheMovie Bigger, Longer and Uncut]]''', "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

-->-- '''{{Youtube}}'''

->Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
->But he never ever told a soul
->I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
->And swallow a Volkswagen whole
->He'd bash your face in with a shovel
->If you didn't treat him like a star
->'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
->But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR!

->'''Slowbeef''': What the hell was that?
->'''Diabeetus''': I don't know, but Billy kicks ass.
->'''Slowbeef''': It's hard not to like Billy.
-->'''{{Retsupurae}}''' on BillyMC in-between [[{{MST}} sessions of mocking him]].

-->'''The Soldier''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck Meet the Soldier]]", ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

-> We like to imagine that as soon as [[TheodoreRoosevelt Teddy]] returned to the U.S., he started breeding his own piranhas in an attempt to finally find an animal that could stand up to him in a fight. Like all other such attempts, this was doomed to failure from the start.
-->'''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

--> '''SouthPark: [[TheMovie Bigger, Longer and Uncut]]''', "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

--> '''{{Youtube}}'''

-> ''"That's right motherfuckers! Now you '''KNOW''' why I'm awesome!" *Geno assumes BadassArmfold*''

->'''Soldier 1''': Who was that?
->'''Soldier 2''': Brock fuckin' Samson.
->'''Soldier 1''': No way! Dibs on his cigarette butt!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', ''Home Insecurity''

-->'''{{Cracked}}'''

->'''Comment:''' Give JackieChan a weapon - any weapon - and the fight just becomes unfair.
->'''Response:''' It'd be unfair in the first place. YOU'RE FIGHTING AGAINST JACKIE FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

-->--''TheVentureBrothers'', ''Home Insecurity''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]], After taking out a horde of Zombies in one of the alternate endings to BowsersKingdom episode 666''

-->'''The Soldier''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck Meet the Soldier]]", ''TeamFortress2''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]]'', After taking out a horde of Zombies in one of the alternate endings to BowsersKingdom 666

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]]'' After taking out a horde of Zombies in one of the alternate endings to BowsersKingdom 666

-> ''"That's right motherfuckers! Now you KNOW why I'm awesome!" *Geno assumes BadassArmfold*''
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]] After taking out a horde of Zombies in one of the alternate endings to BowsersKingdom 666

-> ''That's right motherfuckers! Now you KNOW why I'm awesome! *Geno assumes BadassArmfold*''

-> That's right motherfuckers! Now you KNOW why I'm awesome! *Geno assumes BadassArmfold*

--> '''{{Youtube}}'''

--> '''SouthPark: [[TheMovie Bigger, Longer and Uncut]]''', "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

--->Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
--->But he never ever told a soul
--->I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
--->And swallow a Volkswagen whole
--->He'd bash your face in with a shovel
--->If you didn't treat him like a star
--->'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
--->But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR!
---->[[WeirdAlYankovic "Weird Al" Yankovic]], ''CNR''

-->'''Slowbeef''': What the hell was that?
-->'''Diabeetus''': I don't know, but Billy kicks ass.
-->'''Slowbeef''': It's hard not to like Billy.
--->{{Retsupurae}} on BillyMC in-between [[{{MST}} sessions of mocking him]].
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-->''"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' SunTzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than '''you''' do, pal, because he '''invented it'''! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the '''crap''' out of every single one!"''\\
-- '''The Soldier''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck Meet the Soldier]]", ''TeamFortress2''

--> We like to imagine that as soon as [[TheodoreRoosevelt Teddy]] returned to the U.S., he started breeding his own piranhas in an attempt to finally find an animal that could stand up to him in a fight. Like all other such attempts, this was doomed to failure from the start.
---->-{{Cracked}}

-->--from ''PootieTang: Sine Your Pitty On Da Runny Kine''

-- '''[[TeamFortress2 The Soldier]]''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck Meet the Soldier]]

-->--PootieTang: Sine Your Pitty On Da Runny Kine

---->-{{Cracked}}

--->But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR