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->What are you, a child? [[YourCheatingHeart You got confused]]? Why didn't you just end it, Quentin? You obviously lost interest a long time ago. You really ''are'' a child, aren't you? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're obviously not enough of a real man to have a real relationship]]. You're not even enough of a real man to ''end'' a real relationship. Do I have to do everything for you?

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->What are you, a child? [[YourCheatingHeart You got confused]]? confused? Why didn't you just end it, Quentin? You obviously lost interest a long time ago. You really ''are'' a child, aren't you? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're obviously not enough of a real man to have a real relationship]]. You're not even enough of a real man to ''end'' a real relationship. Do I have to do everything for you?
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->'''Mae:''' I'm sorry, Bea. I'm a mess.\\
'''Bea:''' You know? Whatever. It's not your fault. You're just a kid.\\
'''Mae:''' I'm older than you! Two months!\\
'''Bea''': Yeah well, I stayed here and got older while you went off and stayed the same.
-->--''Videogame/NightInTheWoods''
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->'''Sherlock:''' This is so childish.
->'''Lestrade:''' Well, I'm dealing with a child.
-->--- '''Series/{{Sherlock}}'''

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->'''Stu''':(disappointed) Oh yeah, you're right.

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->'''Stu''':(disappointed) ->'''Stu''': ''(disappointed)'' Oh yeah, you're right.



->'''Connie:''' So maybe I'm NOT Steven! Maybe he's really great at helping people work out these arguments! Maybe he's really patient and caring, even though it must be hard for him having to be the adult for a bunch of SUPERPOWERED CHILDREN!
->'''Lapis Lazuli:''' [[ImmortalImmaturity We're both thousands of years older than you...]]
->'''Connie:''' THEN ACT LIKE IT!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''', "The New Crystal Gems"
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->What are you, a child? [[YourCheatingHeart You got confused]]? Why didn't you just end it, Quentin? You obviously lost interest a long time ago. You really ''are'' a child, aren't you? [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're obviously not enough of a real man to have a real relationship]]. You're not even enough of a real man to ''end'' a real relationship. Do I have to do everything for you?
-->--'''Alice,''' ''Literature/TheMagicians''
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-> '''Alex''': Your bed is a ''car''.
-> '''Jeff''': Yea, but it's a fucking SWEET car.

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-> '''Alex''': Your bed is a ''car''.
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''car''.\\
'''Jeff''': Yea, but it's a fucking SWEET car.



->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to...?
->'''Sheldon''': Impaired cognitive function.

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->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to...?
->'''Sheldon''':
?\\
'''Sheldon''':
Impaired cognitive function.



--> --a popular post on {{Website/Tumblr}}

->'''Gohan:''' [[RunningGag I need an adult.]]
->'''Goku:''' I ''am'' an ad-

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--> --a -->--a popular post on {{Website/Tumblr}}

->'''Gohan:''' [[RunningGag I need an adult.]]
->'''Goku:'''
]]\\
'''Goku:'''
I ''am'' an ad-



->'''(734):''' So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
->'''(810):''' You're 20.

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->'''(734):''' So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
->'''(810):'''
bear.\\
'''(810):'''
You're 20.



->''"Remember, Lord Lion-O spent ten galacto years in a [[SuspendedAnimation suspension capsule]]. During that time he grew in size, but he did not grow up. He missed those firsthand life experiences through which one matures."''

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->''"Remember, Lord Lion-O spent ten galacto years in a [[SuspendedAnimation [[HumanPopsicle suspension capsule]]. During that time he grew in size, but he did not grow up. He missed those firsthand life experiences through which one matures."''
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->'''Connie:''' So maybe I'm NOT Steven! Maybe he's really great at helping people work out these arguments! Maybe he's really patient and caring, even though it must be hard for him having to be the adult for a bunch of SUPERPOWERED CHILDREN!
->'''Lapis Lazuli:''' [[ImmortalImmaturity We're both thousands of years older than you...]]
->'''Connie:''' THEN ACT LIKE IT!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''', "The New Crystal Gems"
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-->-- '''Tygra''', '''''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985''''', "Unholy Alliance"

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-->-- '''Tygra''', '''''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985''''', ''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985'', "Unholy Alliance"
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->''"Remember, Lord Lion-O spent ten galacto years in a [[SuspendedAnimation suspension capsule]]. During that time he grew in size, but he did not grow up. He missed those firsthand life experiences through which one matures."''
-->-- '''Tygra''', '''''WesternAnimation/Thundercats1985''''', "Unholy Alliance"
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-->-- '''Series/TheGrandTour''', S1:E10 "Dumb Fight at the OK Corral"

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-->-- '''Series/TheGrandTour''', S1:E10 "Dumb Fight at the OK Corral"Coral"
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->'''Jeremy:''' I know I shouldn't say this, but every time I overtake [[AcceptableTargets a Prius]] I always think "I could do this in fourth, but I'm gonna use second instead" to annoy them even more.
->'''Richard:''' You do know you are 56 years old?
->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, but I've got a mental age of 9.
->'''Richard:''' Oh yeah...
-->-- '''Series/TheGrandTour''', S1:E10 "Dumb Fight at the OK Corral"
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->'''(734):''' So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
->'''(810):''' You're 20.
->'''(734):''' IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
-->--''Website/TextsFromLastNight''
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->'''Blink:''' The general consensus is that [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Morph]] has the maturity level of a Caesar salad, and we'd rather not deal.
->'''Sunfire:''' Well, that just isn't fair.
->'''Blink:''' Oh c'mon, [[PluckyComicRelief you know how he is]].
->'''Sunfire:''' Not to ''him!'' To ''me!'' As far as Morph goes, I agree with you. He sees a few of us without clothes and he'll be like a six-year-old after finishing three pounds of sugar. It feels less liberating when someone keeps yelling "[[AbhorrentAdmirer you got fries to go with that shake?!]]" But why do ''I'' gotta go?
-->--''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #11: Play Date''
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->''"Yeah, but I'm not a baby. I don't need someone feed me or change my clothes. I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a Ferris wheel and..."'' (realizes he's needed all these things that day) ''"Oh, man. I ''am'' a baby."

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->''"Yeah, but I'm not a baby. I don't need someone feed me or change my clothes. I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a Ferris wheel and..."'' (realizes he's needed all these things that day) ''"Oh, man. I ''am'' a baby.""''

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-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

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-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!"

->''"Yeah, but I'm not a baby. I don't need someone feed me or change my clothes. I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a Ferris wheel and..."'' (realizes he's needed all these things that day) ''"Oh, man. I ''am'' a baby."
-->--'''Greg Universe''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Greg the Babysitter"

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->(''In shock'') Bulma! ''Sex makes babies!''
-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''



->(''In shock'') Bulma! ''Sex makes babies!''
-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm thirty-one. I don't ''have'' a Christmas list any more. \\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[waving his arms]'' I DO!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"
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-->--'''Music/{{Blink182}}''', "What's My Age Again?"

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-->--'''Music/{{Blink182}}''', -->--'''Music/Blink182''', "What's My Age Again?"

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->''So you think you know, think you know,\\
think you know better,\\
just because, just because,\\
you're older and wiser.\\

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->''So you think you know, think you know,\\
think
know\\
Think
you know better,\\
just
better\\
Just
because, just because,\\
you're
because\\
You're
older and wiser.\\wiser\\



you don't get smarter?\\
You're the same as you started,\\
you just jump a little higher.\\
In the end, we're all just taller children.''

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you You don't get smarter?\\
You're the same as you started,\\
you
started\\
You
just jump a little higher.\\
higher\\
In the end, we're all just taller children.''children''





->''"Nobody likes you when you're 23\\
And are still more amused by TV shows\\

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\n\n->''"Nobody ->''"And that's about the time she walked away from me\\
Nobody
likes you when you're 23\\
And are you're still more amused by TV shows\\



What's my age again?\\



->'''Bernadette''': Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don’t get enough REM sleep?

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->'''Bernadette''': Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don’t don't get enough REM sleep?



->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to…?

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->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to…?to...?



->'''Sheldon''': ({{Beat}}) But I don’t want to go to bed.
->'''Bernadette''': I’m going to count to three. One…
->'''Sheldon''': Oh, all right.----

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->'''Sheldon''': ({{Beat}}) But I don’t don't want to go to bed.
->'''Bernadette''': I’m I'm going to count to three. One…
One...
->'''Sheldon''': Oh, all right.----
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->'''Sarah:''' Doctor, you're being childish.
->'''The Doctor:''' Well of course I am! There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Robot"
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->'''The Man Upstairs:[[note]]a.k.a Finn's Dad[[/note]]''' You know the rules; this isn't a toy.\\
'''Finn:''' Um... it kind of is.\\
'''The Man Upstairs:''' No, [[InsistentTerminology actually it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.]]\\
'''Finn:''' But we bought it at the toy store.\\
'''The Man Upstairs:''' We did, but the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.\\
'''Finn:''' The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!\\
'''The Man Upstairs:''' That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie''
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->'''Father Ted Crilly:''' Bishop Brennan, this isn't really my area...\\
'''Bishop Brennan:''' ''Nothing'' is your 'area', Crilly. You do not ''have'' an 'area'. Unless it is a kind of a ''play'' area. With sandcastles, and buckets, and spades! Now do what you're told, right?
-->--''Series/FatherTed''
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-> "Did I ever tell you that you have the attention span of a 5 year old?"
-->-- F.A.N.G. to Balrog Street Fighter V
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->'''Stu Pickles''': Yippee! Schools been canceled!

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->'''Stu Pickles''': Yippee! Schools School's been canceled!



-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'')

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-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'')''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DrgaonBallZAbridged'')

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-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DrgaonBallZAbridged'')''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'')
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-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideoDrgaonBallZAbridged'')

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-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideoDrgaonBallZAbridged'')''WebVideo/DrgaonBallZAbridged'')
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->(''In shock'') Bulma! ''Sex makes babies!''
-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideoDrgaonBallZAbridged'')
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-> '''Spencer''': I hate all the shows on the [[CaptainErsatz Dingo]] [[DisneyChannel Channel]]. The jokes are so stupid, and they always make the adults look like buffoons!

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-> '''Spencer''': I hate all the shows on the [[CaptainErsatz Dingo]] [[DisneyChannel [[Creator/DisneyChannel Channel]]. The jokes are so stupid, and they always make the adults look like buffoons!
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->'''Stu Pickles''': Yippee! School's been canceled!

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->'''Stu Pickles''': Yippee! School's Schools been canceled!
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->'''Stu Pickles''': Yeepee! School's been canceled!

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->'''Stu Pickles''': Yeepee! Yippee! School's been canceled!

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