History Quotes / MalaProper

->''"Another man who's been waiting anxiously in anticipation - his name is [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Jeff Harvey!]]"\\

"And here comes [[Creator/TheCW CW]] [[Wrestling/CMPunk Punk!]]"\\

>'''Lurcio''': "A rolling pin"? My poor, simple, ignorant girl, what does it look like? It's one of those symbols, isn' it? "Psychic".

->''"You Don't Spit on ComicBook/{{Superman}}'s cape, you don't [[ADateWithRosiePalms tug into the wind]], you don't cast Creator/JohnnyDepp in the [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Old Lone Ranger]] and you don't mess around with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel's]] Opening Weekend."''

-->--'''Tony Goldmark''', [[WebVideo/SomeJerkWithACamera One Movie Later:]] Film/SpiderManHomecoming.

->''"BRING ON THE EMPTY HORSES!"''
-->-- '''Michael Curtiz''' calling for some riderless steeds

->''"He's running down the middle of the field and gets his clean clocked."''
-->--'''Jermaine Wiggins''', ''Radio/FelgerAndMazz''

->''"Another man who's been waiting anxiously in anticipation - his name is [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Jeff Harvey!]]"\\
"WEBA... WWE Championship"\\
"At One Night Stand, we'll see a [[WoodenKatanasAreEvenBetter Swing a Poor Cane]] match!"\\
"Chavo tapped off to Morrison!"\\
"And here comes [[Creator/TheCW CW]] [[Wrestling/CMPunk Punk!]]"\\
"The Samoan Bulldog, {{Wrestling/Umaga}}!"\\
"Dreamer is [[FreudianSlip taking it to]] Tommy Morrison!"''
-->--'''Wrestling/MikeAdamle''', the voice of the Wrestling/{{WWE}}

->''"But the point we would request of you is, that you will promise to forget this fellow -- to illiterate him, I say, quite from your memory."''
-->-- '''Mrs. Malaprop''', ''Theatre/TheRivals''

->''"O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this!"''
-->-- '''Dogberry''', ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''

->''"Lisa's in trouble! Ha! The ironing is delicious."''
-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-> ''"One time my boss comes over and he says, 'I don't want you guys conjugating around the cash register like this.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Well I am, you are, he/she/it is.'"''
-->-- '''Gary Gulman'''

-> ''"It was reported in ''New Scientist'' that an office worker described a colleague as 'a vast suppository of information'. The worker then apologised for his 'Miss-Marple-ism'."''
-->-- ''New Scientist''

->'''Chris:''' We are gonna have a raffle!\\
'''Kel:''' I love raffles, especially with a lot of maple syrup and butter!\\
'''Kenan:''' Kel, that's a waffle. Chris is talking about a raffle.
-->--''Series/KenanAndKel''

->'''Goody:''' I don't want to buy the queen a present sir she's an Anti-Christ.\\
'''Fouler:''' I beg your pardon!?\\
'''Goody:''' Oh, no, I mean Anarchist. No, no, what's that name for someone who is out of date and does not matter anymore?\\
'''Habib:''' I think you mean an Anachronism.\\
'''Goody:''' Yes, that's right, the Queen is an Anachronism.\\
'''Gladstone:''' I though that was someone who was scared of spiders.\\
'''Fouler:''' No, no that is an Arachnaphobic.\\
'''Gladstone:''' I thought that was someone who was scared of wide open spaces.\\
'''Habib:''' No, that's Agraphobics, they can't handle going outside. Arachnophobics hate spiders.\\
'''Fouler:''' Look, we're talking about the queen.\\
'''Goody:''' [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Is the Queen scared of spiders?]]\\
'''Gladstone:''' Well I wouldn't have thought so, but it is starting to look that way.\\
'''Goody:''' Perhaps that is why she is scared to go outside, sir.
-->-- ''Series/TheThinBlueLine''

->''"From the tiny acorn grows the mighty ''elk''."''
-->-- '''Mickey Doyle''', ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire''

->'''D.W.:''' ''[shuts off faucet]'' It's called water conversation!\\
'''Arthur:''' You mean ''conservation''! And what it's really called is annoying your brother.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Feeling Flush"

->'''Lenina Huxley''': Simon Phoenix has matched his meat. You really licked his ass!\\
'''John Spartan''': That's ''met'' his match. And kicked... ''kicked'' his ass.
-->-- ''Film/DemolitionMan''

->'''Principle Jindrake''': You may be under the impression that I encourage horseplay and malarkey, you're wrong, I don't encourage it, I excourage it.\\
'''Max Keeble''': Excourage?\\
'''Principle Jindrake''': It means the opposite of encourage. Look it up.
-->-- ''Film/MaxKeeblesBigMove''

->'''Nicholas:''' [[spoiler:Your dad]] has appointed himself JudgeJuryAndExecutioner!\\
'''Danny:''' But he's ''not'' [[Series/JudgeJudy Judge Judy]] and executioner!
-->--''Film/HotFuzz''

->''"You Don't Spit on ComicBook/{{Superman}}'s cape, you don't [[ADateWithRosiePalms tug into the wind]], you don't cast Creator/JohnnyDepp in the [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Old Lone Ranger]] and you don't mess around with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel's]] Opening Weekend."''
-->--'''Tony Goldmark''', [[WebVideo/SomeJerkWithACamera One Movie Later:]] Film/SpiderManHomecoming.

-> ''"Chicken, chicken, chitchen, kitchen... Oh, man... I'm getting hungry."''
-->-- '''Mr. Lugnut''', ''Quelf''

->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Homie, remember when we met?\\
'''Baku:''' Nah, I got insomnia.\\
'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Amnesia.\\
'''Baku:''' I don't know who that is.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Sethical}}'', "Pack Ya Bags"

->''Ah... you are from the Fighters Guild, I resume. Good show. I am Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak. Let us conversate on the Lady Rogbut. I fear that whilst out rock-picking, she was apprehensive. Stolen away! My suspension is that ogres have abjected her! Please search to the east of my sprawling abode. They have been known to vacate these premises. I am most gracious and truly woeful.''
-->--'''Lord Rugdumph''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

->''"I am not, indeed, sure whether it is not true to say that the [[Creator/JohnMilton Milton]] who once seemed not unlike a seventeenth-century [[Creator/PercyByssheShelley Shelley]] had not become, out of an experience ever more bitter in each year, more alien[[labelnote:sic]]he meant to say "akin"[[/labelnote]] to the founder of that Jesuit sect which nothing could induce him to tolerate."''
-->--'''Professor Harold Laski''', Essay in Freedom of Expression

->''"Thespian? [[MistakenForGay But I thought you liked guys?]]"''
-->-- '''Gabumon''' to Nokia, ''VideoGame/DigimonStoryCyberSleuthHackersMemory''

->'''Azrael:''' ''What I wouldn't give for someone who understands the value of presentation.''\\
'''Zefron:''' ''I UNDERSTAND PRESENTATION. I WILL PRESENTATION MYSELF BEFORE FATHER AFTER I SMASH THE LILIM.''\\
'''Azrael:''' ''That's not….. you know what? Nevermind. Hopefully, the Lilim can appreciate a bit of flair.''\\
'''Zefron:''' ''HOW WOULD YOU BURN THEM ENOUGH FOR THEM TO APPRECIATE FLARE? YOU DO NOT CONTROL FIRE.''\\
'''Azrael:''' ''Not flare, flair!''\\
'''Zefron:''' ''WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?''\\
'''Azrael:''' ''….. I hate you so much right now.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''

->''"[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_United_States_Senate_election_in_Georgia This erection]] is about the people."''

->''"My English spelling so bad whenever I'm wanting tea, I'm having a pea."''
-->-- '''Don Carlos Bernardo''', ''Film/AreYouBeingServed''

->'''Beren:''' ''"Um, Sir -- that wasn't a rhetorical question."''\\
''[long pause]''\\
'''Finrod:''' [desperate bravado] ''"I think the word you want is "hypothetical.""''\\
'''Beren:''' ''"No, I think the word we want is -- "help".''
-->-- ''Fanfic/ABoyAGirlAndADogTheLeithianScript''

->''"This erection is about the people."''

-->-- Hungarian film director '''Michael Curtiz''' calling for some riderless steeds

->''"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.'"''
-->--President '''[[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush George W. Bush]]'''

->'''Nicholas:''' [[spoiler:Your dad]] has appointed himself [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner judge, jury, and executioner]]!\\

->''"You Don't Spit on Franchise/{{Superman}}'s cape, you don't [[ADateWithRosiePalms tug into the wind]], you don't cast Creator/JohnnyDepp in the [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Old Lone Ranger]] and you don't mess around with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel's]] Opening Weekend."''

->'''Sam''': I 'ad mumps when I was thirty. Ooh, shocking it was. My utensils was all swelled up!
->'''Henry''': I know. Something to do with the prostitute gland.