History Quotes / MakeItLookLikeAnAccident

'''Eben''': They're burning down the town.\\

->...Eh? There are so few Sabers participating this time? Hehe… wouldn’t they be there, in the spectator stands! I can see it, the Saber-faces gorging themselves on shaved ice with a holiday mood, I can see it now! Yes, this is a dangerous drag race! Even if something happens in such a race… Like crashing into the spectator stands… It was an accident! It was an unfortunate accident! Legal justice!

->Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident. This base suffers three training accidents a year. Unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me!

->I was given two specific orders for this mission, Krull. "One: Retrieve the AWOL Codename: Reactron from girlfriend's home in Metropolis. [...] Two: Make sure her death looks accidental."

->I have been offered 1,000,000 dollars for it if I can accomplish the theft and get rid of Paul de Paris and make it look like an accident. So the Salon of Paul is going to have a fire that will destroy his entire collection and Paul too.

->There's been a terrible accident. No, I have no idea where he was flying in from. I could tell he was coming in too low, but I expected him to pull up before he hit the building. It was horrible. I feel it was my fault; I shouldn't have asked Wingright to fly in this weather. I should have known that the wind shear would be too much for him.

->I'll arrange to "accidentally" kill Luthor while capturing him after he destroys Superman with the Kryptonite Ray... A dead Luthor won't be able to reveal the truth about me!

-->-- ''[[Film/{{Outpost}} Outpost: Black Sun]]''

-> "''[[WithDueRespect With all due respect]], Donbot, I don't really think we should [[CompletelyMissingThePoint rely on an accident to happen]]. Let's kill him ourselves."''

-->-- '''Hans''', ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''

-->-- '''This tweet:'''https://mobile.twitter.com/psybermonkey/status/963068581020946432?lang=en

--> --''Film/MysteryMen''

->'''Morgus''': Krau Timmin, the most appalling thing has happened. His Excellency...\\
'''Timmin''': Not the President?\\
'''Morgus''': Yes, it was all over in a second. I had no time to stop him. This is a tragic loss to the world.\\
'''Timmin''': It's dreadful, sir. And that it should have happened in ''this'' building.\\
'''Morgus''': Yes, yes, I am deeply distressed, Krau Timmin.\\
'''Timmin''': Naturally you must be, sir.\\
'''Morgus''': Still, it could have been worse.\\
'''Timmin''': In what way, Trau Morgus?\\
'''Morgus''': It could have been me.
-->--'''''Series/DoctorWho''''', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E6TheCavesOfAndrozani}} "The Caves of Androzani"]]

->'''Eggplant Wizard:''' No! Wait! It was an accident!
->'''King Hippo:''' Oh, I'll [[HypocriticalHumor give you an accident on purpose]]!

--> -- '''Music/HannahFury''', "The Necklace Of Marie Antoinette"

->"What I do requires a certain mindset. I do assignments; designated targets. Some jobs need to look like accidents. Others must cast suspicion on someone else. A select few need to send a clear message. Pulling a trigger is easy. The best jobs are the ones nobody even knows you were there."

->'''Wallace:''' I heard about Matthew. I'm sorry. Car accident, right?
->'''[[NaziHunter Lena]]:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, it was an accident.]]
->'''Wallace:''' That'll explain why Neurath didn't live to stand trial in Paraguay...
->'''Lena:''' That ''[[HollywoodHeartAttack was]]'' an accident!
->'''Wallace:''' [[SarcasmMode Right.]]

->'''Servalan:''' Section Leader Grose, what happened to Colonel Astrid?
->'''Grose:''' Colonel Astrid -- uh, he met with an accident.
->'''Servalan:''' And his second in command?
->'''Grose:''' He met with an accident, too.
->'''Lector:''' Yeah, it was a very bad time for accidents.
->'''Servalan:''' I see. And [[YouAreInCommandNow you assumed full command.]]
->'''Grose:''' Of course -- the demands of duty. I was next in line.
->'''Servalan:''' You were just a section leader aboard a flagship, serving under two pilot captains and a brigade commander. [[KlingonPromotion Did they all meet with accidents too?]]

->"I figured after we married, I'd have to stage a little accident for Elsa. But then she doomed herself, and you were dumb enough to go after her. All that's left now is to... kill Elsa and bring back summer."

->We are [[AncientConspiracy secret societies]] for a reason. Violence between us is [[SecretWar typically concealed as much as possible]]. A poisoned Q-Tip. A fatal prescription. A hired hoodlum in the street. We dare anyone to prove it was us.
-->--'''Bong Cha,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Servalan:''' You were just a section leader aboard a flagship, serving under two pilot captains and a brigade commander. Did they all meet with accidents too?

-->-- ''Film/[[{{Outpost}} Outpost: Black Sun]]''

->What I do requires a certain mindset. I do assignments; designated targets. Some jobs need to look like accidents. Others must cast suspicion on someone else. A select few need to send a clear message. Pulling a trigger is easy. The best jobs are the ones nobody even knows you were there.

-->-- '''Arthur Bishop''', ''Film/TheMechanic'' (2011)

->'''Arthur Bishop (narrating):''' What I do requires a certain mindset. I do assignments; designated targets. Some jobs need to look like accidents. Others must cast suspicion on someone else. A select few need to send a clear message. Pulling a trigger is easy. The best jobs are the ones nobody even knows you were there.
-->-- ''Film/TheMechanic'' (2011)

->'''Morgus:''': Krau Timmin, the most appalling thing has happened. His Excellency...\\

'''Morgus:''': Yes, it was all over in a second. I had no time to stop him. This is a tragic loss to the world.\\

'''Morgus:''': Yes, yes, I am deeply distressed, Krau Timmin.\\

'''Morgus:''': Still, it could have been worse.\\

'''Morgus:''': It could have been me.

'''Timmin''': Not the President?
'''Morgus:''': Yes, it was all over in a second. I had no time to stop him. This is a tragic loss to the world.
'''Timmin''': It's dreadful, sir. And that it should have happened in ''this'' building.
'''Morgus:''': Yes, yes, I am deeply distressed, Krau Timmin.
'''Timmin''': Naturally you must be, sir.
'''Morgus:''': Still, it could have been worse.
'''Timmin''': In what way, Trau Morgus?

-> '''Mr. Furious:''' Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
-> '''The Bowler:''' Yeah. The police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

--> -- '''HannahFury''', "The Necklace Of Marie Antoinette"

-->-- '''Joey Mousepad''', ''{{Futurama}}''

--> --''MysteryMen''

--> -- ''CaptainNTheGameMaster''

--> "[[WithDueRespect With all due respect]], Donbot, I don't really think we should [[CompletelyMissingThePoint rely on an accident to happen]]. Let's kill him ourselves.
-->-- '''Joey Mousepad''', {{Futurama}}.

--> "Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death."
--> "Yeah. The police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets."
--> -- Mr. Furious and the Bowler, ''MysteryMen''

-->'''Eggplant Wizard:''' No! Wait! It was an accident!
-->'''King Hippo:''' Oh, I'll [[HypocriticalHumor give you an accident on purpose]]!

-->I'll make it look like an accident
-->I'll make it look like he was trying to hurt me
-->I'll make it seem like I was innocent
-->I'll make him wish he had never met me
-->I'll make it look like a suicide
-->I'll make it look like it was meant to be
-->I'll make it seem like I was innocent
-->I'll make the strychnine taste like raspberry tea
--> -- HannahFury, "The Necklace Of Marie Antoinette"

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-> "[[WithDueRespect With all due respect]], Donbot, I don't really think we should [[CompletelyMissingThePoint rely on an accident to happen]]. Let's kill him ourselves.