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-> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions.
-->--Intro Cutscene

-> '''Coach:''' Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?\\
'''Nick:''' Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate.
-->--Intro Cutscene

-> This used to be a ''nice neighborhood!''
-->--'''Coach''', Intro Cutscene

-> I have ''not''... come this far... to die now.
-->--'''Nick''', Intro Cutscene[=/=]Near-Death dialogue

-> Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.
-->--'''Nick''', ''Dark Carnival'' Finale

-> '''Nick''': So, how are we going to signal Virgil?\\
'''Ellis''': Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.\\
'''Nick''': What gun bag?\\
'''Ellis''': You didn't grab the guns?\\
'''Nick''': ''Me?!'' Who died and made ''me'' gun monitor?!\\
'''Ellis''': [[DeadpanSnarker Pretty much everybody.]]\\
'''Coach:''' Look here, [[TemptingFate the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now.]] Come on.
-->--''Hard Rain'' Intro

->'''Coach:''' Hello?\\
'''Military:''' Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself.\\
'''Coach:''' Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!\\
'''Military:''' Bridge, are you immune?\\
'''Coach:''' We are not infected.\\
'''Military:''' Negative Bridge. Are you ''immune?'' Have you encountered the infected?\\
'''Coach:''' ''[indignant]'' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke, and eyeballs, and ''twenty'' other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT!''
-->--''The Parish'' Finale

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-> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions.
-->--Intro Cutscene

-> '''Coach:''' Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?\\
'''Nick:''' Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate.
-->--Intro Cutscene

-> This used to be a ''nice neighborhood!''
-->--'''Coach''', Intro Cutscene

-> I have ''not''... come this far... to die now.
-->--'''Nick''', Intro Cutscene[=/=]Near-Death dialogue

-> Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.
-->--'''Nick''', ''Dark Carnival'' Finale

-> '''Nick''': So, how are we going to signal Virgil?\\
'''Ellis''': Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.\\
'''Nick''': What gun bag?\\
'''Ellis''': You didn't grab the guns?\\
'''Nick''': ''Me?!'' Who died and made ''me'' gun monitor?!\\
'''Ellis''': [[DeadpanSnarker Pretty much everybody.]]\\
'''Coach:''' Look here, [[TemptingFate the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now.]] Come on.
-->--''Hard Rain'' Intro

->'''Coach:''' Hello?\\
'''Military:''' Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself.\\
'''Coach:''' Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!\\
'''Military:''' Bridge, are you immune?\\
'''Coach:''' We are not infected.\\
'''Military:''' Negative Bridge. Are you ''immune?'' Have you encountered the infected?\\
'''Coach:''' ''[indignant]'' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke, and eyeballs, and ''twenty'' other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT!''
-->--''The Parish'' Finale
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'''Coach:''' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT.''

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'''Coach:''' ''[indignant]'' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke puke, and eyeballs eyeballs, and twenty ''twenty'' other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT.''SHIT!''

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--> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\

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--> -> '''Coach:''' "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass.\\




--> '''Coach:''' Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?\\

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\n--> -->--Intro Cutscene

->
'''Coach:''' Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?\\




--> '''Coach:''' This used to be a nice neighborhood!''

--> '''Nick:''' I have ''not''... come this far... to die now.

--> '''Nick:''' Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.

--> '''Nick''': So, how are we going to signal Virgil?\\

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\n--> '''Coach:''' -->--Intro Cutscene

->
This used to be a nice neighborhood!''

--> '''Nick:'''
''nice neighborhood!''
-->--'''Coach''', Intro Cutscene

->
I have ''not''... come this far... to die now.

--> '''Nick:'''
now.
-->--'''Nick''', Intro Cutscene[=/=]Near-Death dialogue

->
Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.

-->
GUITAR.
-->--'''Nick''', ''Dark Carnival'' Finale

->
'''Nick''': So, how are we going to signal Virgil?\\



'''Coach:''' Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on.

-->'''Coach:''' Hello?\\

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'''Coach:''' Look here, [[TemptingFate the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. ]] Come on.

-->'''Coach:'''
on.
-->--''Hard Rain'' Intro

->'''Coach:'''
Hello?\\



'''Coach:''' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT.''

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'''Coach:''' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT.''''
-->--''The Parish'' Finale
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'''Coach: "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT.''

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'''Coach: '''Coach:''' "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT.''

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--> '''Coach:''' ''""Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."''\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) ''"Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."''

--> '''Coach:''' ''"Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"''\\
'''Nick:''' ''"Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."''

--> '''Coach:''' ''"This used to be a nice neighborhood!"''

--> '''Nick:''' ''"I have not... come this far... to die now."''

--> '''Nick:''' ''"Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."''

--> '''Nick''': ''"So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."''\\
'''Nick''': ''"What gun bag?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"You didn't grab the guns?"''\\
'''Nick''': ''"ME?! Who died and made me gun monitor?!"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Pretty much everybody."]]''\\
'''Coach:''' ''"Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."''

to:

--> '''Coach:''' ''""Report "Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."''\\
\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) ''"Kill Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."''

instructions.

--> '''Coach:''' ''"Who Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"''\\
stairs?\\
'''Nick:''' ''"Come Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."''

chocolate.

--> '''Coach:''' ''"This This used to be a nice neighborhood!"''

neighborhood!''

--> '''Nick:''' ''"I I have not...''not''... come this far... to die now."''

now.

--> '''Nick:''' ''"Okay, Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."''

GUITAR.

--> '''Nick''': ''"So, So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"''\\
Virgil?\\
'''Ellis''': ''"Oh, Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."''\\
\\
'''Nick''': ''"What What gun bag?"''\\
bag?\\
'''Ellis''': ''"You You didn't grab the guns?"''\\
guns?\\
'''Nick''': ''"ME?! ''Me?!'' Who died and made me ''me'' gun monitor?!"''\\
monitor?!\\
'''Ellis''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Pretty [[DeadpanSnarker Pretty much everybody."]]''\\
]]\\
'''Coach:''' ''"Look Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."''on.

-->'''Coach:''' Hello?\\
'''Military:''' Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself.\\
'''Coach:''' Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!\\
'''Military:''' Bridge, are you immune?\\
'''Coach:''' We are not infected.\\
'''Military:''' Negative Bridge. Are you ''immune?'' Have you encountered the infected?\\
'''Coach: "Encountered"?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are ''immune as SHIT.''
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--> '''Coach:''' ''""Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions." Wait, my ass."''\\
'''Ellis:''' ([[DramaticGunCock Cocks shotgun]]) ''"Kill all sons-a-bitches, that's my 'ficial instructions."''

--> '''Coach:''' ''"Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"''\\
'''Nick:''' ''"Come on, Coach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate."''

--> '''Coach:''' ''"This used to be a nice neighborhood!"''

--> '''Nick:''' ''"I have not... come this far... to die now."''

--> '''Nick:''' ''"Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR."''

--> '''Nick''': ''"So, how are we going to signal Virgil?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"Oh, there's flares in the gun bag."''\\
'''Nick''': ''"What gun bag?"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''"You didn't grab the guns?"''\\
'''Nick''': ''"ME?! Who died and made me gun monitor?!"''\\
'''Ellis''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Pretty much everybody."]]''\\
'''Coach:''' ''"Look here, the gas station's right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. Come on."''

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