History Quotes / KrakenAndLeviathan

19th Mar '15 11:33:19 PM jormis29
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-->-- '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''LiveAtTheApollo''

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-->-- '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''LiveAtTheApollo''
''Series/LiveAtTheApollo''
30th Dec '14 4:40:37 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- '''Joshamee Gibbs,''' ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest''

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-->-- '''Joshamee Gibbs,''' ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest''
''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''
16th Aug '14 9:05:19 AM LordGro
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->It was big. Really, really, big. No, bigger than that. It was ''big''!
-->-- '''Arna Kennerüd''', "[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=159241 Polar Kraken]]," ''MagicTheGathering''

->Millions of tons of deep ocean ooze cascade off its flanks as it rises.
->"See," said the navigator. "Three thousand meters already."
->The kraken doesn't have eyes. There has never been anything for it to look at. But as it billows up through the icy waters it picks up the microwave noise of the sea, the sorrowing beeps and whistles of the whalesong.
->"Er," said the navigator, "one thousand meters?"
->The kraken is not amused.
->"Five hundred meters?"
->The [whaling] ship rocks on the sudden swell.
->"A hundred meters?"
->There is a tiny metal thing above it. The kraken stirs.
->And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.

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->It ->''"It was big. Really, really, big. No, bigger than that. It was ''big''!
''big''!"''
-->-- '''Arna Kennerüd''', "[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=159241 Polar Kraken]]," ''MagicTheGathering''

->Millions
''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->''Millions
of tons of deep ocean ooze cascade off its flanks as it rises.
->"See,"
rises.\\
"See,"
said the navigator. "Three thousand meters already."
->The
"\\
The
kraken doesn't have eyes. There has never been anything for it to look at. But as it billows up through the icy waters it picks up the microwave noise of the sea, the sorrowing beeps and whistles of the whalesong.
->"Er,"
whalesong.\\
"Er,"
said the navigator, "one thousand meters?"
->The
meters?"\\
The
kraken is not amused.
->"Five
amused.\\
"Five
hundred meters?"
->The
meters?"\\
The
[whaling] ship rocks on the sudden swell.
->"A
swell.\\
"A
hundred meters?"
->There
meters?"\\
There
is a tiny metal thing above it. The kraken stirs.
->And
stirs.\\
And
ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.''



->Legend speaks of a beast\\

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->Legend ->''Legend speaks of a beast\\



Like the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail!
-->-- "Leviathan," by '''{{Alestorm}}'''

->Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face]] [[TheBlank clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... [''shudders''] Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.
-->-- '''Joshamee Gibbs,''' ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest''

->It was held under the sea, in a purse by OrsonWelles, for a million years!
-->-- '''EddieIzzard''', ''LiveAtTheApollo''

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Like the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail!
Grail!''
-->-- "Leviathan," "Leviathan", by '''{{Alestorm}}'''

->Well,
'''Music/{{Alestorm}}'''

->''"Well,
if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face]] [[TheBlank clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... [''shudders''] Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.
things."''
-->-- '''Joshamee Gibbs,''' ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest''

->It ->''"It was held under the sea, in a purse by OrsonWelles, Creator/OrsonWelles, for a million years!
years!"''
-->-- '''EddieIzzard''', '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''LiveAtTheApollo''
22nd Nov '13 2:33:25 PM lakingsif
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->It was held under the sea, in a purse by OrsonWelles, for a million years!
-->-- '''EddieIzzard''', ''LiveAtTheApollo''
24th Apr '13 4:43:12 PM SpawnofKong
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->Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... [''shudders''] Imagine, the last thing you know on God's good earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.

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->Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face face]] [[TheBlank clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... [''shudders''] Imagine, the last thing you know on God's good green earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.
14th Jul '12 8:34:27 PM Tacitus
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->The factory ship rocks on the sudden swell.

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->The factory [whaling] ship rocks on the sudden swell.
8th May '12 7:08:11 PM Tacitus
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->"It was big. Really, really, big. No, bigger than that. It was ''big''!"
-->Flavor text of [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=159241 Polar Kraken]], ''MagicTheGathering''

->''The Kraken stirred. And ten million sushi dinners cried out for vengeance.''
-->''Literature/GoodOmens''

->''Legend speaks of a beast''
->''Three hundred miles from its tip to its tail!''
->''None have seen it, yet all know its name,''
->''Like the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail!''
-->''Leviathan, by Alestorm''

->''Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... ''[shudders] ''Imagine, the last thing you know on God's good earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.''
-->Joshamee Gibbs, ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest''

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->"It ->It was big. Really, really, big. No, bigger than that. It was ''big''!"
-->Flavor text of [[http://gatherer.
''big''!
-->-- '''Arna Kennerüd''', "[[http://gatherer.
wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=159241 Polar Kraken]], Kraken]]," ''MagicTheGathering''

->''The Kraken stirred. And ->Millions of tons of deep ocean ooze cascade off its flanks as it rises.
->"See," said the navigator. "Three thousand meters already."
->The kraken doesn't have eyes. There has never been anything for it to look at. But as it billows up through the icy waters it picks up the microwave noise of the sea, the sorrowing beeps and whistles of the whalesong.
->"Er," said the navigator, "one thousand meters?"
->The kraken is not amused.
->"Five hundred meters?"
->The factory ship rocks on the sudden swell.
->"A hundred meters?"
->There is a tiny metal thing above it. The kraken stirs.
->And
ten million billion sushi dinners cried cry out for vengeance.''
-->''Literature/GoodOmens''

->''Legend
vengeance.
-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''

->Legend
speaks of a beast''
->''Three
beast\\
Three
hundred miles from its tip to its tail!''
->''None
tail!\\
None
have seen it, yet all know its name,''
->''Like
name,\\
Like
the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail!''
-->''Leviathan,
Grail!
-->-- "Leviathan,"
by Alestorm''

->''Well,
'''{{Alestorm}}'''

->Well,
if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... ''[shudders] ''Imagine, [''shudders''] Imagine, the last thing you know on God's good earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.''
-->Joshamee Gibbs,
things.
-->-- '''Joshamee Gibbs,'''
''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest''Chest''

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20th Sep '11 9:16:15 PM tombcannon
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-->''GoodOmens''

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-->''GoodOmens''
-->''Literature/GoodOmens''
22nd Mar '11 4:28:43 AM SpawnofKong
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->''Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast that does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... ''[shudders] ''Imagine, the last thing you know on God's good earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.''

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->''Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast that does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... ''[shudders] ''Imagine, the last thing you know on God's good earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.''
22nd Mar '11 4:28:13 AM SpawnofKong
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-->''Leviathan, by Alestorm''

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-->''Leviathan, by Alestorm''Alestorm''

->''Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast that does the bidding of Davy Jones. A fearsome creature, with giant tentacles that'll [[BodyHorror suction your face clean off]], and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The ''Kraken''. They say the stench of its breath... ''[shudders] ''Imagine, the last thing you know on God's good earth is [[HellIsThatNoise the roar of the Kraken]], and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... If you believe such things.''
-->Joshamee Gibbs, ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest''
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